Does your gym allow dogs?

I have two pitbulls that hate it when I leave them at home

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leave them to me, I will bring my box of pills that cure loneliness.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pitbulls
    It would be safer to just get them euthanized

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shitbulls
    post hand

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day moron

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Pitbulls
    You are either white trash or a hood Black person

    I wich case you should kys and the mongrels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey. That's racist. He could be a fat wetback, too.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gosh look at that girl's body she's literally built for my neighbor and I live in the hood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love chris

      her instagram is daniellekusenberger

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Allow dogs? Planet Fitness is full of them. And cows, pigs, chickens and donkeys

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whats the western obsession with dogs absolutely everywhere? Gym doesn't allow dogs - well yeah , you lazy shits probably don't clean up after it or gets in the way of others working out if a dog sprints in. I get going on runs with your dog on a nice trail , walking etc -- but why should the public be subject to them?

    Do all white guys feel the same about this? Or this is another culture war between dogs and cats and other animals but the other groups are a bit quiet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whats the western obsession with dogs absolutely everywhere?
      They've opted for prioritizing their careers instead of creating families, but because the instinct remains unaffected they try and fill the void with dogs. The amount of couples you see walking around here with dogs and no children is fricking grim.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We’re forced to prioritize careers because everything is expensive as frick. Like 90% of people I know with kids are living paycheck to paycheck on double salaries. Daycare costs are insane, food costs are insane, rent/housing costs are insane. Yes, I will be choosing a dog over hating myself because I decided to pop out a child and get punished for it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >We’re forced to prioritize careers because everything is expensive as frick
          Except it's not. Learn to manage your money. I guarantee you there are all sorts of different sacrifices and life style changes that can be made to accommodate children that you aren't willing to entertain. People who want kids find a way to make it happen.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You do not have a child or even a girlfriend so how would you know?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >here's why you're wrong
              >b-but do you have a girlfriend?
              I do, and thanks for the offer but I don't like poor people.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You never said anything. You said “nuh uh just save money lol xD”

                https://i.imgur.com/XuXd1Ev.jpeg

                As we speak there is a fat ugly b***h named Juanita Delgado who is crossing the border illegally. She has seven kids and half a jar of peanut butter, and somehow, someway, she's still going to make things work. Meanwhile, you're here typing away on a MacBook Pro with a Caramel Mocha Drizzle Affogato in one hand, and a Goldendoodle at your feet crying about how things are too expensive to have a single kid lmfao

                Yes, they live in a Black person ridden shithole with reduced rent, get government benefits illegally, use stolen credit cards, free medical, don’t have to pay taxes, etc. What’s your point?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Excuses, excuses. Literally spread your legs and shut the frick up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As we speak there is a fat ugly b***h named Juanita Delgado who is crossing the border illegally. She has seven kids and half a jar of peanut butter, and somehow, someway, she's still going to make things work. Meanwhile, you're here typing away on a MacBook Pro with a Caramel Mocha Drizzle Affogato in one hand, and a Goldendoodle at your feet crying about how things are too expensive to have a single kid lmfao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >she has seven kids and half a jar of peanut butter, and somehow, someway, she's still going to make things work
            Yeah, and she's going to live like shit. What sort of ultimate copium is this?
            My wife's sister pumped out 6 kids in 10 years and pays rent to live in a shithole, meanwhile we don't pay rent and drive a mercedes.
            I'm 100% sure you're childless, you're only thinking about the money. We had our firstborn last year, kids absolutely wreck your routine.
            I work from home and my wife works in a lab, she was able to get 6 months of maternity leave. I can't even imagine what would be like if I wasn't able to help her out.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you're only thinking about money
              >I drive a mercedes btw
              I laffed

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOO I HAVE RESPONSIBILITY NOW WHAT THE FRICKKKKKKKKKK
                Stupid c**t millennial
                I bet you sigh whenever you have to get off Overwatch to help little Timmy with his math homework in the future

                Did you even read anything I wrote there? My wife and I were able to focus on our careers and enjoy things throughout our 20's. Now that I'm 31 and she's 27, we feel ready to comfortably start a family. Meanwhile, many people struggle because they have children too early. My parents raised me and my brothers on a single salary, but nowadays, you can't do that shit because everything is expensive. And yet, here you are, complaining about millennials while paying an ungodly amount of taxes to corrupt politicians and israel. Lol, lmao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you even read anything I wrote there
                You're a sook. We get it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd ask you to stay childless, but we both know there's no need to worry about that

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOOOOOO I HAVE RESPONSIBILITY NOW WHAT THE FRICKKKKKKKKKK
              Stupid c**t millennial
              I bet you sigh whenever you have to get off Overwatch to help little Timmy with his math homework in the future

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kids are so expensive bro i cant literally do anything bro
        >the things I want to do?? Uhh things like I used to do, eat out all the time, buy useless shit and games all the time and fork out huge fricking loans!!
        Millennials are so fricking selfish, millennials will rahter see the browning of our planet than give up their Xbox and new iphones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs are man's best friend.
      You're not a man so you wouldn't understand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bringing your dog to places it doesn't belong in is Black person behavior thoughever

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs are man's best friend.
          You're not a man so you wouldn't understand.

          These.
          /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whats the western obsession with dogs absolutely everywhere?
      Dogs are substitutes for children. They should be having kids but they aren't and they pacify their nurturing instinct with dogs. Its a sick society

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want those >people to have kids and make even more soi boys
        let them have their dogs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women absolutely cannot stand solitude, it makes their brains go in full red alert mode because they know biologically that they are weak and unable to provide for themselves or to protect themselves
      So they seek out companionship at every corner in order to alleviate this
      Women with small dogs = they want children, they want company, they want to nurture something and to take care of it. Women with small dogs kiss them, cuddle them, hold them like babies, let them sleep in their beds, etc. I've seen it before, it's disturbing. They can be any age, and are usually very disorganised and "open minded" girls
      Women with large dogs = they want a husband. Typically they won't cuddle with or kiss them, or let them sleep in their beds. These usually tend to be older women with attitude, and the large dogs they get are always, ALWAYS male. They want to feel a big, strong, masculine presence around them to feel safe. These are the women most likely to let their dog frick them or lick their genitals, btw
      Single men who buy dogs either have no friends or didn't do it accidentally. I know a guy who's family gave him a rescue dog to foster for a while and he ended up adopting it. But rare are the men who would actually go out and adopt a dog by their own initiative. We just don't have that nurturing/caring instinct like women do.

      >whats the western obsession with dogs absolutely everywhere?
      They've opted for prioritizing their careers instead of creating families, but because the instinct remains unaffected they try and fill the void with dogs. The amount of couples you see walking around here with dogs and no children is fricking grim.

      >whats the western obsession with dogs absolutely everywhere?
      Dogs are substitutes for children. They should be having kids but they aren't and they pacify their nurturing instinct with dogs. Its a sick society

      Correct

      We’re forced to prioritize careers because everything is expensive as frick. Like 90% of people I know with kids are living paycheck to paycheck on double salaries. Daycare costs are insane, food costs are insane, rent/housing costs are insane. Yes, I will be choosing a dog over hating myself because I decided to pop out a child and get punished for it

      Incorrect. Times are harder right now but you're not "forced" to do anything. Just because you can't have the idyllic white picket fence, twice-a-year travel out of state holiday experience with the kids doesn't mean you should adopt a fricking smelly mutt and stay single instead, Becky. What it means is you gotta take your lumps and adapt to the times at hand. You'll grow into one sad old and lonely woman without kids - your dead dog isn't gonna come visit you at the nursing home when you get to that age, b***h.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and the large dogs they get are always, ALWAYS male.
        You just know.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Human bros… how do we compete?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot hoodlums that buy big dogs, rottweilers/pitbulls/dobermans and use them to terrorize people and eventually end up on the news once it chews the face off of some kid.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. The owner brings his occasionally. One is a super old lab that mostly chills in the corner and the other is a hyper fricker but understands not to get in people’s way. They’re cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all these (you)s replying to pitbull bait
      That aside dogs in the gym sounds like a recipe for disaster, unless it's something like where it's the owners and it just sits at the desk without disturbing anyone

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If dogs aren't allowed why's that b***h in there?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're brown.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, and I'm glad they don't, because they're going to run around and bug the other people working out.
    I don't need to be doing a heavy deadlift and have some random dog's nose upside my crotch sniffing it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a dog assist in a pr. I was doing planks and out of no where a dog starts licking my face. It had somehow got into thr gym and it took my mind off the agony i was in. Added an extra minute to my plank easily that day.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It says no dogs but they can't stop you if you got that dawg in you

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have pitbulls and you can read and write?
    doubt

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just bring them to the gym, but don't feed them for a couple of days and make sure you agitate them so they are excited to go to the gym with you and the other people at peak gym time

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will toss a dumbbell at yo dog homie

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