Donating sperm

Recently had a conversation around this. Have anybody here donated sperm? Why? What benefit would it be doing it? It just seems like such a weird thing to do.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to and got a 100 dollar gift card for applying. I got filtered because I had too high white blood cell count (probably was getting over a cold).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The benefit is an extra $10k or so of income per year for just jerking off twice a week.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sperm donor racial breakdowns skew towards elite college breakdowns with asians overrepresented, whites represented, and blacks/hispanics underrepresented
    https://www.medpagetoday.com/meetingcoverage/asrm/106923#:~:text=Asian%20people%20make%20up%205.9,7.0%25%20of%20sperm%20donor%20recipients

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men are moronic honestly. 100 bucks for some mentally ill poorly adjusted kid who is going to prbly be raised by a wine aunt to show up on your doorstep 1 day asking you to accept them into your life.
    Can't be me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they will use your sperm to raise children underground in secret then torture them to death.
      This has been happenning for hundreds of years.

      Was a bit scared out of the program. Passed all the tests, but the consultation before you fully agree was basically purposely scaring you so they know you're okay with all the shit. Not only do they recommend telling your bio kids eventually so they don't end up fricking a half sibling, but there's basically only tissue paper legally that your crotch spawns have to go through to get a hold of you and show up at your doorstep expecting emotional connection. And apparently that's common. Ain't my fault or job. I donated some DNA so your mom could do what she wanted, that's her choice. So ya, I dropped out. Wasn't worth the money, even though I really needed it to get through school (still do for loans). But who knows, I might do it one day for a quick financial boost next time I'm single if they give good sign up incentives.

      Kids will probably be raised by some weirdo pedo who will cut off his penis or breasts it's not worth it.

      [...]
      Sperm donor racial breakdowns skew towards elite college breakdowns with asians overrepresented, whites represented, and blacks/hispanics underrepresented
      https://www.medpagetoday.com/meetingcoverage/asrm/106923#:~:text=Asian%20people%20make%20up%205.9,7.0%25%20of%20sperm%20donor%20recipients

      There is no demand for ugly genes, simple.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they will use your sperm to raise children underground in secret then torture them to death.
    This has been happenning for hundreds of years.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was a bit scared out of the program. Passed all the tests, but the consultation before you fully agree was basically purposely scaring you so they know you're okay with all the shit. Not only do they recommend telling your bio kids eventually so they don't end up fricking a half sibling, but there's basically only tissue paper legally that your crotch spawns have to go through to get a hold of you and show up at your doorstep expecting emotional connection. And apparently that's common. Ain't my fault or job. I donated some DNA so your mom could do what she wanted, that's her choice. So ya, I dropped out. Wasn't worth the money, even though I really needed it to get through school (still do for loans). But who knows, I might do it one day for a quick financial boost next time I'm single if they give good sign up incentives.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The moral implication of that your sperm will most likely go to some +35 year old narcissistic post wall prostitute that were unable to create a family of her own and be the one to raise that child is some seriously disturbing shit. My dad's sister did this (she flew to fricking Denmark to do it) and now has a son that is raised alone by this crazy b***h. Literally no male figures in his life and dad has long cut contact with her so no chance for our us to be there.

    I can only imagine this is going to be all the more common. An entire generation of men raised solely by women.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Last I checked there was a requirement for
    >over 6 ft
    >college degree
    >genetically healthy
    >no history of mental illness
    And probably some other bologna

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where I was it was a 5'10'' minimum with special exceptions for manlets with big accomplishments.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if unvaxxed is added to the list

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No point, antivaxxers are mostly poorgays and conservative men, not the target demographic for sperm donation recipients.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I want my future wife to be unvaxxed. This narrows the dating pool quite a bit though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek you have 3+ covid shots

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not my first experimental vaccine. I'll be fine.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it's a pretty lengthy process of you do it legit. Genetic screening, multiple blood tests over many months, filling out lots of forms, counselling sessions, obviously jacking off into a cup. I did it because I have incredible genetics and I felt compelled to help others. Ultimately yes, I will have 10+ kids come find me in about 15 years time but it doesn't bother me or my partner much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >partner
      gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ultimately yes, I will have 10+ kids
      If it's my genes used for those kids instead of others', that might be better for society. Time to pull an insemination doc and fertilize a few dozen women

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the vid but that one dyke whose partner leaves her and long story short she gets half the sperm doners salary cause his legaly the father
    ....don't do this if Ur american

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because the guy didn't do it through any agengy, he just handed her the sperm.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i donate my sperm at work.
    i work at a mcd.
    how do you like your milkshake, you want a small protrein boost?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Donate right into my mouth please.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as a 5'2" gigamanlet riddled with genetic health problems I doubt they'd let me lmao

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're white, you should look up which country is most likely buying your sperm.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Selling your life making seed for some measly cash while its used to make babies that are unironically your own flesh and blood for God knows what reasons
    Sounds incredibly satanic to me.
    I'll pass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Npcs can be sold anything and they'll do it.

      I want to do it so that I can have as many offspring running around as possible without actually having to raise any of them.

      Oh yay, more lazy deadbeats like you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. The point is to have actual children that you love, and to also spread your seed as far and wide as possible, moron. Don't worry. Your bloodline will fizzle out soon enough.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to do it so that I can have as many offspring running around as possible without actually having to raise any of them.

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