>don't feed bread to ducks, bread is bad for them cause it lacks nutrients
then why the fuck do we eat it?
>don't feed bread to ducks, bread is bad for them cause it lacks nutrients
>don't feed bread to ducks, bread is bad for them cause it lacks nutrients
then why the fuck do we eat it?
Because we’re not ducks retard
so humans should eat nutritionally devoid foods?
food industry calls bread "empty in nutrients" because it doesn't have vitamin A, which is found in abundance in almost every other food. they neglect most other vitamins and minerals when labelling (that's why in labels they'll display vitamin A, iron and hide vitamin K, D, manganese, etc.), as with anything, it's probably to make more money. if something is cheap to make, call it empty, if it's expensive, call it "rich in vitamins!", but richness in iron and vitamin A means absolutelly nothing, most stuff is.
why shouldn't humans eat bamboo? works for pandas.
>duck digestion/nutrition retention and human digestion/nutrition retention are the same
how's special ed treating you OP? Ever wonder why cows can eat grass and get big and we can't, or are you that intellectually uncurious? Oh wait, I know the answer because your mom put you in front of the ipad while I came in her ass
okay professor, so then tell me what our human gut flora do with bread.
do they turn it into nutrients? which ones? and which bacteria do this?
after talking so much shit surely you must know these things.
>okay professor, so then tell me what our human gut flora do with bread.
process it, which ducks are unable to do. same way we can't process the grass cows eat
>do they turn it into nutrients? which ones? and which bacteria do this?
we can absorb it's nutrients, ducks can't. the same way cows are able to absorb the nutrients of plants.
picrel is your "nutritionally devoid food", buddy
Calm down, op is tying his noose already
and OP was never seen again
To be fair all those vitamins are in meat and bread doesn’t do much for you unless you eat no other carbs.
>we can absorb it's nutrients, ducks can't.
by what mechanism retard.
>the same way cows are able to absorb the nutrients of plants.
For instance people can easily explain by what mechanism cows can get nutrients from grass and humans can't.
>picrel is your "nutritionally devoid food", buddy
Now post the amount of food needed to achieve that
Keep moving those goal posts, gay. You're BTFO, now take a hint and shut the fuck up you retard ass moron.
where the hell are you getting that info?
OP utterly annihilated. Fucking brutal.
So nutritionally dense, they have to add all those B vitamins in. Might as well eat eat a spoonful of sugar with a multivitamin. Does the same thing.
and of course no argument for
>how's special ed treating you OP?
who the fuck is Ed
I'm a sick duck trapped in a man's body. I am speaking my sacred truth.
I read that in donald duck's voice
>don’t feed trash to ducks
>watches as billions feed their human babies trash silently
I was on vacation and there was a sign like that, and I thought to myself, dumb ducks, why do they eat something that's bad for them
Then a fat man with an ice cream cone in his hand walked by
energy I guess
because feeding a duck like three slices of bread is the equivalent of you eating four loaves in one sitting
that said, bread is also fucking terrible for you
Switch out ducks and geese for morons and Hispanics and it still works pretty well.
I'll stop throwing old bread to the morons at the park then.
Wife wants to get ducks on new property. Thoughts on duck eggs?
Been a while since I've had them but they're pretty good
Neither ducks nor people should be eating plants, however numales are pushing the boundaries of modern medicine by consuming them, anyway.
Health insurance should discriminate against plant eaters.
I feed the deer in my yard because they are my buddies. This is Valerie. Shes just chillin.
now make them lift weights
Pretty kino
You're right we should eat exactly the same thing as ducks, that'll be the healthiest way to live.
feed them peas
Grain fed ducks are tastier than nasty, fish fed ducks.