>don't feed bread to ducks, bread is bad for them cause it lacks nutrients

>don't feed bread to ducks, bread is bad for them cause it lacks nutrients
then why the frick do we eat it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because we’re not ducks moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so humans should eat nutritionally devoid foods?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vjcBmNT.png

        >okay professor, so then tell me what our human gut flora do with bread.
        process it, which ducks are unable to do. same way we can't process the grass cows eat
        >do they turn it into nutrients? which ones? and which bacteria do this?
        we can absorb it's nutrients, ducks can't. the same way cows are able to absorb the nutrients of plants.
        picrel is your "nutritionally devoid food", buddy

        food industry calls bread "empty in nutrients" because it doesn't have vitamin A, which is found in abundance in almost every other food. they neglect most other vitamins and minerals when labelling (that's why in labels they'll display vitamin A, iron and hide vitamin K, D, manganese, etc.), as with anything, it's probably to make more money. if something is cheap to make, call it empty, if it's expensive, call it "rich in vitamins!", but richness in iron and vitamin A means absolutelly nothing, most stuff is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why shouldn't humans eat bamboo? works for pandas.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >duck digestion/nutrition retention and human digestion/nutrition retention are the same
    how's special ed treating you OP? Ever wonder why cows can eat grass and get big and we can't, or are you that intellectually uncurious? Oh wait, I know the answer because your mom put you in front of the ipad while I came in her ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      okay professor, so then tell me what our human gut flora do with bread.
      do they turn it into nutrients? which ones? and which bacteria do this?
      after talking so much shit surely you must know these things.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >okay professor, so then tell me what our human gut flora do with bread.
        process it, which ducks are unable to do. same way we can't process the grass cows eat
        >do they turn it into nutrients? which ones? and which bacteria do this?
        we can absorb it's nutrients, ducks can't. the same way cows are able to absorb the nutrients of plants.
        picrel is your "nutritionally devoid food", buddy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, op is tying his noose already

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and OP was never seen again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair all those vitamins are in meat and bread doesn’t do much for you unless you eat no other carbs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >we can absorb it's nutrients, ducks can't.
          by what mechanism moron.
          >the same way cows are able to absorb the nutrients of plants.
          For instance people can easily explain by what mechanism cows can get nutrients from grass and humans can't.
          >picrel is your "nutritionally devoid food", buddy
          Now post the amount of food needed to achieve that

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Keep moving those goal posts, homosexual. You're BTFO, now take a hint and shut the frick up you moron ass Black person.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          where the hell are you getting that info?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          OP utterly annihilated. Fricking brutal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So nutritionally dense, they have to add all those B vitamins in. Might as well eat eat a spoonful of sugar with a multivitamin. Does the same thing.
          and of course no argument for

          >we can absorb it's nutrients, ducks can't.
          by what mechanism moron.
          >the same way cows are able to absorb the nutrients of plants.
          For instance people can easily explain by what mechanism cows can get nutrients from grass and humans can't.
          >picrel is your "nutritionally devoid food", buddy
          Now post the amount of food needed to achieve that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >how's special ed treating you OP?
      who the frick is Ed

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a sick duck trapped in a man's body. I am speaking my sacred truth.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I read that in donald duck's voice

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >don’t feed trash to ducks
    >watches as billions feed their human babies trash silently

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was on vacation and there was a sign like that, and I thought to myself, dumb ducks, why do they eat something that's bad for them
    Then a fat man with an ice cream cone in his hand walked by

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    energy I guess

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because feeding a duck like three slices of bread is the equivalent of you eating four loaves in one sitting
    that said, bread is also fricking terrible for you

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Switch out ducks and geese for Black folk and hispanics and it still works pretty well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll stop throwing old bread to the Black folk at the park then.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wife wants to get ducks on new property. Thoughts on duck eggs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Been a while since I've had them but they're pretty good

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neither ducks nor people should be eating plants, however numales are pushing the boundaries of modern medicine by consuming them, anyway.
    Health insurance should discriminate against plant eaters.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feed the deer in my yard because they are my buddies. This is Valerie. Shes just chillin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now make them lift weights

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty kino

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're right we should eat exactly the same thing as ducks, that'll be the healthiest way to live.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    feed them peas

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grain fed ducks are tastier than nasty, fish fed ducks.

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