Don't sleep with a pillow.

Don't sleep with a pillow.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    True

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't generalise unnecessarily.
    A side sleeper on a very plush mattress could sink in far enough that their head is adequately supported by the mattress, while on a very firm mattress they'd have their head hanging at an extreme angle.
    T. literal professional mattress tester.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets paid to lay around

      https://i.imgur.com/8aboGdl.jpg

      Don't sleep with a pillow.

      based poirot poster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a fat fuck side sleeper so I'm gonna sink even on a firm mattress lmfao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      professional mattress tester, starts talking about side sleeping.....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be a back sleeper on 1 pillow, now a side sleeper on 3 pillows. Sometimes I wake up on my back and my neck feels like its almost bent 90degrees to my body.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dear Hastings, you forget to use the little grey cells. It's only rape if she wakes up while you're still inside her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just so, Poirot. All the same, she hadn't yet come about from the opium.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just so, Poirot. All the same, she hadn't yet come about from the opium.

      https://i.imgur.com/IroVcg7.jpg

      >"Hercule Poirot"

      David Suchet

      1930s Effay asf

      Based Hercule posters.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he is so assblasted he decides to kill the apparent "killer" with zero concrete evidence against him

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    but pillows are comfortable, I've used them since child

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poirot would sleep on the most decadent fluffiest and comfiest pillow imaginable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decadence

      Let's kick it up several notches, and back two centuries....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but mon ami, take care not to sleep too much. If you sleep for 3 hours less each night, you will have a month and a half more to succeed in.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironicslly don’t. I hug my pillow to simulate a gf but don’t use it behind my head. Very comfy. My back feels straight every morning.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hercule Poirot"

    David Suchet

    1930s Effay asf

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    but y tho?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A garden gnome mocking a gentile and calling it acting.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the next biggest reveal:

    sleep on a 12° angle

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What? Pillows are cia invention now?

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