I think I seriously fricked up bros. I may have to switch gyms
>be me
>5000-7000 person small town
>we don’t even have chains except for a few pizza chains
>only one small gym in town
>other gyms are like a 15-20 minute drive
>I work 7-4
>gym “staff” close at 5PM everyday but the gym stays open
>they give you a cool key fob so you can access 24/7
>99% white community so theft and shenanigans not really an issue
>in gym around 8PM one day
>qt3.14 milf is in there
>wearing yoga pants and a sports bra
>huge boobas
>she is sitting on hip adductor machine
>she finished her time in gym
>I am only other person in there
>she leaves
>didn’t wipe down the machine
>me, being a coomer walk over, get on my knees and start sniffing
>door opens
>she says “oh I think I forgot my water”
>I go “oh I dropped my phone”
Do you think she knew what I was doing? Pretty sure word is about to spread around the gym and town that I am a creep.
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It's over
Hahahahaha
Just deny it. Who gives a frick?
I’m worried they have cameras. Like I said the gym isn’t staffed after 5PM. I would assume they have cameras? She might ask the staff for security footage but my plan is to deny it if a rumor spreads
tbh I don’t care if people think I’m a creep I’m just more worried my wife will find out
she will think you're creepy but she is unlikely to request security camera footage imo
>married
>sniffing milf drippings
You have brought this on your own head
You think NOW they might have cameras....? Dude, you're dumb. Full stop.
this can't be real kek
It’s 100% real
Women are pretty naive. She probably believed you, also youre fricking dumb for not waiting until you saw her walking away outside the building then waiting an extra 5 minutes just in case. Get your creeper skills leveled up
tbf the scent potency decreases as a function of time here. OP took the risk and maximized savoriness
nerd
chad
The stank wouldn’t have been as fresh
Yeah, most women don't comprehend how degenerate most dudes are .
I will have to answer to Jesus for my search history one day
You know there's probably cameras, right?
I wish you would get banned you fricking coomer sperg.
Just own it
>yeah I smelled your sweaty bench, what are you gonna do b***h?
>IST - Fitness
I love this board GL op
Put me in the screencap
Blessed thread
KEK you people cant be real
was the scent good?
> Gets down to sniff machine
> Doesn't see the water bottle left behind
If she didn’t want you to sniff it, she would’ve wiped down the machine.
What would be crazy is if she walked over to my machine one day and sniffed me
>>5000-7000 person small town
That's not even a town homie, it's called a street.
The moral of your story is DON'T LIVE IN A FRICKING MEDIEVAL SCALE VILLAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Frick are you hoping for? Watch the original ending of little shop of horrors, realize what's in store for your shitty "town" and move.
OP here
No dumbass. I own 40 acres. I hunt on it. I have a small farm and garden. I try to be relatively self sufficient. I have extremely low taxes and I’m only 1.5 hours away from my job. I WFH.
>I’m only 1.5 hours away from my job
>only
you spend 3h to and back from work every day? sounds like hell
WFH go in once a month
But doesn’t word get around fast your little shit town? Your gonna be a clown for the rest of your life
The absolute state of urbanite ggnw8mhoobers
The frick is that last word you drunken butthole
Oh i hope someone screencaps this so i can save it for future laughs
I screencap it but just for myself, I will never share it
i didnt even see anything in the catalog after
>other gyms are like a 15-20 minute drive
and i knew this was gonna be a crying about women thread.
Zoomies, we've had fake stories like this posted here since 1982 when I first got on IST
t. based Boomer
She was dressing like that for you. Next time get her number and frick her
Ugh...learn from this. People have twisted urges but they're only psychos if they act on them. Go back to your gym per usual and act like nothing. Whatever happens happens. You're already going through all the possible repercussions in your head so go ahead store them for future reference and let them resurface every other time you consider doing something so incredibly stupid
White males are fricking weird
Like you said, just deny that anything happened, and if you get exposed just leave town and get a new identity.