Easiest way to get in and out of pf membership

I can't work out at home temporarily. They opened up a planet fitness a ½ mile from my house. I don't like the place, but I could use the convenience of having all that shit there while I can't do shit at home for...reasons.
I just need like a month or two to get out of this plateau I've been on. I don't need cardio, I need weights. I'm still too fat to do body weight calisthenics. I just got to build up the muscle to get things going. I can't really eat any less and I can't really do more cardio. I'm middle aged so this is hard already.
I don't want to be in the hook for a bunch of money. I just want to use the place for a month or two until I can do everything I need with body weight or my home situation resolves and I can use the shit I got at home again.

Also, best way to concealed carry in a pf? I usually pocket carry pic related, but workout clothes pockets are kinda shit.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try keeping it concealed in one of your rolls fatass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Won't fit. I'm only 240# 6'. When I was 280, maybe.

      I used to bring my CCW in the gym, but it became such a hassle I stopped.

      What did you carry and how? What gym? I really don't want to bother either, but there's...joggers...and basketball people everywhere now.

      do u really need to carry your fricking purple RUGER dildo everywhere you go

      The grip is purple. It's the one they had in stock at the time. Should I go buy a different color because it activates your repressed homosexuality?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Triggered your interracial homosex needs. Sorry. Maybe you need to go get the poison out.

          When it comes to Planet Fitness just trigger the Lunk Alarm.

          You can always get a kettlebell and do farmer's walks and lunge walks for weight loss and muscle building.

          >Lunk alarm
          Yeah but they'll still try to charge me.
          >Kettle Bell
          Yeah, maybe. I'm just going to bed and skipping dinner today. Did cardio already. I guess I could do some sit ups and shit. I never did the kettle ball thing. Maybe I'll buy one and put it in my work truck. That's actually doable.
          >Lunge walks
          I'm still too old and fat, I'll legit frick up my knees. I'll try deep knee bends for a while I guess. I'll look up farmers walks. I never heard of that one.

          I hate gyms, but having anywhere m somewhere clean to work with no bullshit distractions sounds so good rn.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, you can also do floor pullovers with the kettlebell, set the KB behind your back, the best way to lower down to that position and not to hit your head on it is to use one of your hands as a guide and slowly go down there and make necessary adjustments, grab the kettlebell by the horns and just pull it over to your chest, also suitcase swings are better for untrained KB beginners than regular rus swings imo as you won't have to worry about hitting your balls.

            Those three exercises will challenge your core and upper body strength in a nice manner and since your goal is literally weight loss, yeah, it will happen alright.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/JzKXdJW.png

              Great shit, the benefit of farmer's walk however with KB is that the weight can be progressively loaded and you can do other exercises as well on the go with it. After a bit of grip traning and kettlebelling I was busting the handles of a shopping cart like pic related, the handles are made out of such shitty plastic usually that they are easily broken.

              Yeah thanks. I better get to sleep since I'm skipping dinner. I'll try to pick one or two after work tomorrow. If I stay up I'll be tempted to snack. I'll look into it and figure out what I'm buying tomorrow morning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only 240# 6'
        >only
        literally only obese

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to bring my CCW in the gym, but it became such a hassle I stopped.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do u really need to carry your fricking purple RUGER dildo everywhere you go

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When it comes to Planet Fitness just trigger the Lunk Alarm.

    You can always get a kettlebell and do farmer's walks and lunge walks for weight loss and muscle building.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just do squats with a kettle bell or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think I'll just use heavy shit at work

      When it comes to Planet Fitness just trigger the Lunk Alarm.

      You can always get a kettlebell and do farmer's walks and lunge walks for weight loss and muscle building.

      I looked up farmers walks. I do this sometimes accidently. I'll walk to Walmart during down time at work and carry the bags back to my truck. Haven't done that in a while since I haven't been by a Walmart in a while.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great shit, the benefit of farmer's walk however with KB is that the weight can be progressively loaded and you can do other exercises as well on the go with it. After a bit of grip traning and kettlebelling I was busting the handles of a shopping cart like pic related, the handles are made out of such shitty plastic usually that they are easily broken.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can’t afford 10/month for a few months you have bigger problems other than being an scared fatass.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look around for "discounts and specials" near the desk.
    I went to sign up and there was a Halloween deal they weren't telling me about that was pretty sweet.
    $25 black card but no contract required instead of typical 12 month.
    Free tanning and massage table...pretty nice especially if you want to get a good base.
    >t. Incredibly based and glowing like a God

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's $10 a month you fat piece of shit. and you don't need a gun you obese larper jesus christ i can smell you from here

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you seem insecure kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and socially anxious/autistic. asking us how to cancel a $10 gym membership

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what you need is to lose weight tubby

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're ugly, stupid, fat, and poor. You're the total dregs of the species.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm still too fat to do body weight calisthenics.
    just run u moron

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your script is as follows
    >hello yes I would like to cancel my membership
    >I would like as much of a refund as the policy allows
    >answer her questions
    >you are done

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might also want to mention that I'm not poor. I just bought 2 new cars cash, I have 2 safes full of guns and ammo, zero credit card debt and my house is paid off. One of the reasons for this is that I don't pay for shit I don't need.
    Anyway, I just got a full night's sleep and woke up early. I'm going to look into the kettle bell thing. It would be great if I could just use the elliptical I bought on clearance in the pic or the cheap weights I already own, but I have a temporary situation preventing this.
    Thanks again for the useful feedback, and everyone else, I hope you get over your projected insecurities and anger issues.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's really easy to get out of the pf membership just have a nice day in the head

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's why your dad did that, it wasn't over you being a disappointment.
      I'm just kidding. We know you never had a dad.

      IWB can work in gym clothes as long as you aren't an insta prostitute in see through stretchy spandex.

      Not with this gut. By the time that's not a probation I wouldn't need to go there.
      But thank you. I'll keep it in mind if I decide to go to a real gym later.
      What do you do for abs tho?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't think of that. If Paul Harrell was still alive you could ask him to make a video for gym carry. Maybe get some gym shorts with pockets that zip up until you get skinnier.
        For abs the main thing is just having low enough fat but you can target them with bodyweight exercises like split crunches and kick backs that you can still do on rest days, in addition to the gym. I think the IST sticky covers it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Still alive
          He's gone then? I haven't had the heart to check.

          I think I'll just try my luck with the garage. I needed an excuse to fix the roll up door anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know actually, just knew he was nearly done a while ago.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IWB can work in gym clothes as long as you aren't an insta prostitute in see through stretchy spandex.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stick mine inside the compression shorts pocket when I go for runs, keeps it from flopping around on trails and I can get to it quickly enough

    Also lol @ carrying in a planet fitness. Afraid that cardio soccer mom is going to try some shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like I could possible fit a Walmart stop between customers this morning. They got Wieder kettlebells at a buck a pound. The only down side is asymmetrically carrying them if I walk there. Anything that would be comfortable to carry back would be too light to work with.
      I could drive there but then I waste the opportunity to knock out cardio on the clock.

      No, it's about the diversity in the parking lot. I know you're not stupid enough to suggest I keep it in the car or locker.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i can't work out at home because my wife kicked me out
    >my internet friends said planet fitness is gay so being at one makes me feel insecure about my masculinity
    >so much so that i have to remind people i'm a manly man by showing a picture of my firearm
    just patch things up with your wife and stop worrying so much about what other people think of you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I have the solution. The climate is too cold to use the garage year round, but it is warm enough I could move the shit out there temporarily. My only concern is that the garage door is pretty ghetto and low on the list of things I want to fix so I'd be using the man door. The reason this is a concern is that it could get quite hot in there. Assuming I stay hydrated, how hot does it have to be before that's a problem.
      Honestly, just moving all that shit in there will be a workout in and off itself.

      I'm going to walk to Walmart anyway for the cardio now. I got time.

      It's not my wife. There's a temporary situation that is in the process of being resolved that prevents me from exercising in my basement and I'm not fricking up the old original hardwood flooring by moving the shit upstairs.
      >I have to remind people I'm manly...
      Interesting insight into how you think. You post says more about you than me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro really tried to use the "no u" defense in 2024 lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the loser making shit up about strangers online, and the thoughts of insecurity and rejection by ones spouse didn't come from my head, it came from yours. I just got paid to do 35 minutes of cardio and I'm about to eat a hot, home cooked beef and cheese sandwich on homemade lean bread that the woman who loves me makes for me. (It needs another 10 minutes to be really good.)
          You're a bitter little loser half heatedly typing reflexive responses on a tiny thread on a slow board.
          You wish it was "no u."
          >Your bullshit opinion of my sandwich
          The roll is 250 calories and I know exactly what 4 ingredients are in it. The beef dry brined seasoned and cooked fresh yesterday. The cheese is Wisconsin brick. Not the most perfect macros, but it's not excessive.
          But go on. Tell me about your day since you got so much to say.
          >Tldr or some shit
          You read it and I needed to kill time while my nommy sandwich finished cooking.
          I sincerely hope you stop being such an butthole loser. You're better than this, or at least you should be.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Clearly you've never had to deal with criminal tier collections fraud. The places are owned by individual franchisees who sometimes refuse to stop deducting. Y'all need to check your finances. I bet happy of you are paying hundreds of dollars for shit you don't use.
    this has nothing to do with going to a physical place and cancelling your subscription
    what schizo shit are you fricking talking about?
    go to the fricking front desk and say "I am cancelling my membership" and then do it
    that's it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then they change you anyway. This has happened. A lot. This is also why they offer benefits if you let them take it directly from your back account, you can't change back those like you can a credit card. Also you can legitimately have credit cards and banks close your account over trivial shit. If I could walk in there and give them cash, even $100 and no plastic I would do it. It's not about the money, it's about the aggravation and fricking with my credit.
      Again I urge you to check your finances. I bet you are paying over $100 a year on sit you thought you cancelled.
      >Schizo shit
      Don't conflate things you are ignorant of with things that other people imagine. Learn how the real world works.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie if you're this paranoid about your credit just stay the frick away from planet fitness and let this thread die

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As i recall, pf is month to month. You just tell them you want put and it's done. As far as gym CC goes, I keep mine in a small cross-body bag along with a water bottle and a sweat towel while I'm working out. It's easy enough to get to, and I have situational awareness and avoid close proximity to those sorts of people, so I don't worry about it getting snatched from next to me while I'm lifting. It goes back in the regular holster when I change in the handicap stall in the bathroom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Off body
      I couldn't concentrate on my workout, but maybe you're gym is whiter.

      As someone who carries I just wouldn't do it at the gym tbh
      Also they're not going to scam you lol stop being moronic it's $10 month to month
      If someone rolls up on you at the gym God hates you and you deserve to die ig

      >They're not going to scam you
      Right...cause this isn't a known thing.
      >I just wouldn't do it at the gym.
      Do you leave it in the car, locker, or at home? I doubt you're a serious carrier.

      You can't workout without your gay penis extender?

      >Stale gun penis association
      How does it feel to be a victim of propaganda? You're not funny, and it's pathetic you parrot the conditioning meant to keep you a slave and victim thinking you're clever. You're probably just too poor to fear bring robbed and you probably never go anywhere so that's why you don't understand shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obesity is way less likely to kill you than not having a gun on you at the gym lmao stop baiting schizo
        all fields

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Less likely
          Um, okay. Punctuation?
          >All fields
          Lurk more newbie.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who carries I just wouldn't do it at the gym tbh
    Also they're not going to scam you lol stop being moronic it's $10 month to month
    If someone rolls up on you at the gym God hates you and you deserve to die ig

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't workout without your gay penis extender?

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