Eggs make me feel so fricking good

Eggs make me feel so fricking good
Sleep is amazing, stronger in the gym, tons of energy, i get my boners back, lean out, brainfog clears
I swear to god these little things are magic

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, after all you are eating the life force of a potential living creature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs you buy in the store are not fertilized.
      They don't have the potential to grow into a chicken.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was hyperbolic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They do, the hens haven't been inseminated, that's why they will not produce an embryo. But they could

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lifeforce energy is the best kind

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can say goodbye to your eggs, chicken, beef and milk dude to excessively bird flew. Prepare accordingly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >government sticks a piece of plastic in a chickens butthole
      >yup... it's bird flu
      >wipe out 100 million chickens
      >uh it prevents it spreading... to... other chickens... cuz they dead... and then it can't mutate and jump into a human like a sci-fi tv show... and kill all humans... yeah...
      >people accept this narrative
      Goodbye eggs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quantum physics is fake because I don't understand it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oh my keanu is that a heckin SCIENCE DENIER?!!?
          >i'm gonna type up the PERFECT sarcastic response!!! that'll show 'em!!!
          You're gay and you don't care because you swing a chicken to death around your head weekly to trick god.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you ok

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not an argument. I accept your concession, shlomo. Not put that chicken down!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So no then. What an odd man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What an odd man.
                >Talking to no one as if you're a character in a book.
                He was right about you being a reddit gay though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say bud. Get well soon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why I even try to talk to sub-human animals like redditors. That was my own mistake for thinking that just because it understood my language it meant I could converse with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Must suck to be constantly thinking about fake enemies you made up in your head

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >um like sweaty are u ok?
                >like um if i ask this like... i dont have to have an argument u kno?
                >because like im pretending to care about u which derails the conversation like?
                >what were we talking about again? netflix?
                You are a soi guzzler from reddit who wears masks and gets vaccinated for social validation. Simple as.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get well soon!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                I accept your concession. Now, go back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get well soon!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks the government is killing millions of chickens to save everyone from a new version of the flu
          lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Things nobody said

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Must suck to be constantly thinking about fake enemies you made up in your head

              >dancing around like a queer while never actually making any arguments
              Yeah, you're a lefty redditor homosexual who will talk to his discord troony friends about how he "pwned those ISTners" later.

              Absolutely pathetic soiboy. If you're actually here for IST reasons, post body (you won't).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >argue with me!!!
                Get well soon anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't post body
                I accept your concession.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >argue with me!!!
                Get well soon anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based.

                >argue with me!!!
                Get well soon anon

                Cringe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah this is based.

                >argue with me!!!
                Get well soon anon

                Reddit cringe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, hello? Based department? You're gonna wanna see this post!
                [...]
                Uh YIKES my dude that is decidedly cringe and homopilled!

                Based.
                [...]
                Cringe.

                Fix your bot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, hello? Based department? You're gonna wanna see this post!

                >argue with me!!!
                Get well soon anon

                Uh YIKES my dude that is decidedly cringe and homopilled!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                B-B-B-B-BASED!!!
                >

                >argue with me!!!


                Get well soon anon
                sigh... it's cringe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                Fix your bot

                Broken bot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine living in such a shitty country.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We can use our currency in your country and you can't do the same

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uhh no. Nobody takes burgerbux here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every western nation is moving to genocide all chickens though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can say goodbye to your eggs, chicken, beef and milk dude to excessively bird flew. Prepare accordingly

        Bird flu is serious shit. Of the 900 cases it's got a 50% mortality rate in humans. Of course it came from China.

        China is like a fricking incubator for deadly pathogens. They got "live markets" filled with wild animals, bats, snakes, toads, snails, insects, cats, dogs, whatever they can find basically. Then they gut that shit right at the market and let the meat sit in the blazing sun for an entire day (if they're honest vendors). Both their hands and their meat is covered in fecal matter.

        I've defended China in the past but it's obvious they're going to spread the plagues that wipe out this globalism shit. All the plagues come from the East and they'll wipe us out again just like they wiped out rome.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Bird flu is serious shit.
          >doesn't even harm the chickens
          >the solution is apparently to cull all chickens and other livestock
          >this just so happens to line up with the ~~*globalist*~~ agenda to get everyone to quit meat and eat soi and bugs
          Nah.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a disease that doesn't harm the billions of chickens on earth but kills/maims all humans who get it and is only detectable after you're already handed your death sentence

            Hmm yes professor chud. We should allow a deadly disease to spread that will kill us all because it doesn't harm chickens. Otherwise the NWO will force us to eat tofu injected with the semen of BLM protestors

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the disease will kill us all even though there's no evidence or precedent
              >ends his seething with his undisguised fetish for black men
              How are you still alive? How do sub-humans like you exist in the first place? Disgusting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mate if you're not a 12yo underageb&, that's some real mental moronation going on and you should consult a doctor

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/oJgkaVA.jpeg

              >implying you're not the Aajonus Vonderplanitz gay from the ketoschizo thread who doesn't believe in germs

              Wait in the bathroom for the sickest baldest motherfricker you can to take a shit and then lick the toilet bowl once he leaves. Head into a tick infested forest with only underwear on and crawl through the leaves. Just wait 'till you get a few nice bullseyes developing. Then find the nearest gay guy and ask for him to 'POZ' you. Viruses aren't real bro you won't get AIDS trust me

              If, for any completely impossible reason you should get sick, get on the highest hill in your city and scream out the following:
              >SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!
              The ancestors will hear your prayers and the wolves will appear, granting you steak tartare that restores your vitality.

              what the frick has to go wrong in a mans brain to become a homosexual like this???

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Kill us all!
              Virus histrionics won't work on most people after the plandemic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off homosexual. They tried bird flu over a decade ago. It won't work this time, y9u over played it with muh covid, and I'm always eating meat you can't stop that either. I hope you die tomorrow globohomosexual shill.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying you're not the Aajonus Vonderplanitz gay from the ketoschizo thread who doesn't believe in germs

            Wait in the bathroom for the sickest baldest motherfricker you can to take a shit and then lick the toilet bowl once he leaves. Head into a tick infested forest with only underwear on and crawl through the leaves. Just wait 'till you get a few nice bullseyes developing. Then find the nearest gay guy and ask for him to 'POZ' you. Viruses aren't real bro you won't get AIDS trust me

            If, for any completely impossible reason you should get sick, get on the highest hill in your city and scream out the following:
            >SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!!
            The ancestors will hear your prayers and the wolves will appear, granting you steak tartare that restores your vitality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >makes another post
              >it is once again about having sex with men and semen
              You are one disgusting homosexual. Kys dysgenic redditor mutant.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sex with men
                clearly you can't read, as I suggested
                >lick a sick man's toilet bowl
                >contract the (fake) lyme's disease
                >inject a syringe filled with (fake) pozzed semen

                Germ theory doesn't exist bro. You don't trust random /misc/ screencaps that anyone could have made?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                mate if you're not a 12yo underageb&, that's some real mental moronation going on and you should consult a doctor

                Talking about any of that makes you gay as shit, a degenerate of the worst kind. You are a disease filled sack of AIDS that spends 20 hours a day on IST bothering real people. I don't care about your imaginary argument from some other imaginary thread you deranged freak. Just kys before the AIDS gets you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                those are two separate anons, anon. do you have gay derangement syndrome or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you think two gay morons being gay and moronic are the same gay moron?
                Yes. Now kys and stop bothering humans, subhuman.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Flu shills rattled, starts talking about gay sex fantasies for globohomosexual aids vector month.
              >th.. the...there can only be one guy I'm not totally convincing with my hamfisted attempts... right? Impossible there's more
              Face it chief, you guys are finished. If you weren't you wouldn't need to be here. But you are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. I'm the China anon mocking you for pleasure. My complaint was with the ridiculously unsanitary Chinese markets which historically have spread innumerable plagues and diseases.

                And actually I am a big proponent of terrain theory. I probably posted the compilations on /misc/ that influenced you, unfortunately, you were too fat and dumb to understand them.
                >terrain theory: create a clean and healthy environment so it will not foster harmful microorganisms
                >germ theory: kill the harmful microorganisms through inoculation, injection, sterilization, drugs, potions, and pills, but ignore the leaking sewage pipe upstairs
                I understand I said about 15 seconds worth of words there. The picture might help dumb it down for you.

                Now go ahead and scream about Moxyte like you did in that other thread, child

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a homosexual who lets his fetish surface when he gets upset and types furiously in a rage. Also
                >the weirdo vegan who spams about keto is a literal redditor homosexual who hates china (probably due to them being anti-gay)
                I'd laugh if your existence wasn't such a disgusting blight on the planet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dude I'm starting to feel guilty for writing to this guy, it feels like riling up the village tard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm the China anon
                >slyly implies he's dysgenic lolcow moxyte too
                >lispingly gay with degenerate gay fetish rant
                >surely you must know me, I'm china anon
                Meds now, histrionic fudge packer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please tell me you eat meat and don't believe eating fat makes you fat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what human doesn't eat meat????

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eating fat makes you fat.
                the fat you eat is the fat you wear

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does my body use stored fat as energy when I lose weight? Why do I still lose weight when I only eat fat and protein?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone else replied and I concur
                >the fat you eat is the fat you wear

                >if you don't kill all animal life then humans will catch their diseases and everyone will die
                This is what a CONFESSED gay redditor believes. A guy who spends his whole life moderating subreddits and posting about his gay fetish shit.

                That alone is enough to prove it's nonsense, but objective reality makes it clear that it's bullshit already. High IQ straight chads can't stop winning.

                >killing infected birds =/= killing all chickens
                >my reddit nemesis!

                Holy frick stop being such a douchebag. Your boner for taking every word to it's uttermost extremes in an attempt to make your 'opponent' look bad is just downright childish.

                Based Chinabro, don't let the bootlickers get you down anon

                you VILL consume the sõy sauce.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he spent 40 minutes working on this reply
                >the only thing he could think of was to say "no u think im ur nemesis"
                >still no argument against anything said
                You are a disgusting homosexual. No one likes you. No one. You have no family, you have no friends, no acquaintances. People make disgusted faces as you pass. You are universally loathed by all but other discord trannies and similar filth.

                You will die alone and the world will be a better place when you are gone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based Chinabro, don't let the bootlickers get you down anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Talking about any of that makes you gay as shit, a degenerate of the worst kind. You are a disease filled sack of AIDS that spends 20 hours a day on IST bothering real people. I don't care about your imaginary argument from some other imaginary thread you deranged freak. Just kys before the AIDS gets you.

                [...]
                what the frick has to go wrong in a mans brain to become a homosexual like this???

                Additionally, since I think you're too dimwitted to understand even the clear picture I just painted:

                >terrain theory does not mean bacteria and viruses don't cause disease
                >terrain theory means avoid creating environments that foster their growth
                Like when your dentist told you to avoid candy because of the sugar.

                I've seen your groups of mongoloids re-interpret this as meaning
                >COMMUNICABLE DISEASES ARE FAKE
                Aajonus spread this theory. If I recall a few weeks before his death he gave himself food poisoning with his rotten 'high' meat and tried to sweat it off in a pool. He fell into relative obscurity until Sv3rige made the carnitard movement popular again. Sv3rige too gave himself food poisoning and was hospitalized near the brink of death.

                https://i.imgur.com/IKYBj4r.png

                >I'm the China anon
                >slyly implies he's dysgenic lolcow moxyte too
                >lispingly gay with degenerate gay fetish rant
                >surely you must know me, I'm china anon
                Meds now, histrionic fudge packer

                I'm not Moxyte but as I mentioned I was in that other thread. You have a unique brand of 'autistic manchild' syntax that I think all of IST could recognize at this point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >starts rambling about random biology shit
                Are you a schizo? What the frick are you talking about, you moron? The problem, as stated, is that you are a disgusting homosexual who talks about homosexual SHIT. You are a degenerate freak who has AIDS.

                Worst schizo i've seen in a long time. Holy shit. Just die from your STDs already.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna pin you as a troony chaser whose uncomfortable with his feelings

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >troony chaser
                not him but I am both transphobic and a Sayuri simp. the duality of man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                like I don't believe they're literally women and middle aged AGPs can die in a fire but holy shit, something about femboys makes me diamond hard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/LWDjM5Y.jpeg

                like I don't believe they're literally women and middle aged AGPs can die in a fire but holy shit, something about femboys makes me diamond hard

                >drop down
                >hide post

                ahh yes, heterosexuality

                >Kill us all!
                Virus histrionics won't work on most people after the plandemic

                As your mind is incapable of abstraction, let me explain
                >in said scenario, professor chud stops all culling of the chickens because bird flu doesn't hurt birds zozzle
                >all birds gradually become infected
                >when a few billion humans drop dead, the professor will say either the new vaccine or the seed oils caused it depending on whether or not the obese cheeto takes office again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if you don't kill all animal life then humans will catch their diseases and everyone will die
                This is what a CONFESSED gay redditor believes. A guy who spends his whole life moderating subreddits and posting about his gay fetish shit.

                That alone is enough to prove it's nonsense, but objective reality makes it clear that it's bullshit already. High IQ straight chads can't stop winning.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just don't believe it because you know, we were just given the very same lie four years ago.
                >chud
                >Cheeto man
                I am not replying to a person, I am replying to a either a shill or a literally terminally online ghoul lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >/pol/tard: I don't believe in the holocaust therefore the Armenian genocide was fake

                your equivalent

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >guy who sits on IST 20 hours a day posting about his homosexualry and arguing random schizo shit
                >is a schizo who thinks every poster is the same guy he fights with (only schizos think they have an online nemesis)
                >is especially upset when people dislike homosexuals
                I've never even posted a pepe you coping seething degenerate reddit filth. Thank god people like you have no relatives or friends who might be upset when you finally take your own life. No one deserves to suffer because of your miserable existence, let it be confined to the internet at least.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Terrain theory is nice, but it won't prevent you from getting sick. We can't live in a sterile fishbowl or any sterile environment at all. We're full of and covered in bacteria and germs. They literally make our lives possible.

                In any case, I just walked into this thread and don't know what you guys are arguing about, but most of you seem to love seeing the world as one way or the other, when that's a deeply flawed and fundamentally incorrect way to see things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Terrain theory is nice, but it won't prevent you from getting sick.
                That's why you read books on the topic. ISTners have this awful tendency to read summaries and pretend they've got the full picture.
                >i.e. you read one screencap and become an 'expert'

                Obviously you can't keep Earth 100% clean and healthy. But you can do your best to create ideal surroundings which will foster health. A great example of this would be Japan vs USA
                >Japan
                >everyone picks up trash, regular STD testing, pollution is non-existent, the water is pure, the food is high-quality
                And you have a happy, healthy people with the longest lifespan and IQ of any country.
                >USA
                >Trash everywhere in major cities, trash brings pests carrying disease, drug addicts, unhealthy food at every street corner, water filled with heavy metals, pesticides, fluoride, etc.
                >BUT -- when you get sick, just take pharmaceuticals, a pill for every ill
                And here is a sickly people. Life expectancy decreasing every year. Everyone and their mother has multiple mental/physical conditions. Obesity off-the-charts. Ruled by parasites because the people are too sick and dumb from all of this to even know what is happening.

                So what is actually important is the MENTALITY that germ vs terrain theory promotes. Germ theory promotes emergency treatments and palliative care. Terrain theory stresses prevention and optimization of health and wellbeing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                someone let the schizo out again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude to excessively bird flew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude to excessively bird flew
      do not redeem my besterd benchoid

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fried eggs count as panacea or they need to be boiled?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pangaea hasn't existed for millions of years moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like choline deficiency

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chlorine is for pools, dumbass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is sleeping good, lifting heavy, being energetic, getting boners, and not having brainfog a sign of a deficiency?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it in the sense that it sounds like you have a choline deficiency and eggs are helping you very much to regulate it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs are legal steroids

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch out eating too many eggs. Don't want to get too jacked and healthy.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't notice any effects from food.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ok, sweaty? Maybe you need to get well soon? Don't get upset just because people think you're cringe.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like someone got vax'd

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make my breath smell like ass and they make my ass smell like sulfury doom.
    >inb4 not me
    The boys at the gym say that too and they smell like shit. Almost as bad as the ones who do the raw onion thing

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are magic. Everyone should eat them.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cholesterol makes test
    I eat beef and eggs for most dinners
    honestly I should try to up it from 2/day to 4

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hut of 4500 hens will produce 3800 eggs a day at their peak at week 32. Around 20 of these will be double yolk. wienererels will peck away at the shell and try to break it to eat the egg inside. wienererels will wait until you walk past, take a 6ft run up and slam into you. Their kicks will hurt you through wellies, jeans and overalls. A coworker got his orbital bone broken when he was attacked reaching down to pick an egg up. The idiom "chicken" was made by someone who was never around wienererels.

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