Eggs taste fucking nasty and make me want to puke and I'm tired of pretending that they're some sort of high test superfood that ketards mem...

Eggs taste fucking nasty and make me want to puke and I'm tired of pretending that they're some sort of high test superfood that ketards memed them to be.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok and? who asked?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ketards
    only vegans use that word. go back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a herbivore. You have no rumen, you have no reticulum, you have no omasum. You are a malnourished carnivore twisted by industrial society and big pharma into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

        All the "encouragment" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people eat meat. Your parents are annoyed and tired of you, your "friends" organize barbecues without inviting you.

        People are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed humans to digest meat with incredible efficiency. Even vegans who lift look fragile and deficient to a man. Your bone density is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get someone to eat with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff or your disgusting, cancerous plant-based meals.

        You will never be fit. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the deficiencies creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable 1pl8.

        Eventually it'll be too much to lift - you'll load 2pl8, attempt to deadlift them, and your spine will snap. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to hide their leather couch whenever you visit. They'll bury you and as nature works, worms will eat your body without a second thought. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fragile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me who the guy was on the right and post his diet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Should be
          >all that remains will be a jawbone that is unmistakably omnivorous

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            good idea

            Tell me who the guy was on the right and post his diet

            Vince "36 eggs a day = dianabol" Gironda

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >espouse fitness
              >die anyways
              Who was he fooling?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he lived as a greek statue and you live as a fat and weak subhuman

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Said the ketolard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why do none of you vegan redditors ever post body

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eggs are the single best source of protein available to humans. Just don't cook old ass eggs and don't incinerate them. If your eggs taste like shit you overcooked them- egg shouldn't be browning much in the pan and if there's a bunch of water you cooked it too long since you managed to make the egg and it's water separate out. Your eggs should still be wet in the pan because they're going to continue cooking outside of it, so if they're done in the pan they're going to be burnt after the fact.
                >ketard
                The only diet that's stupid is the one that doesn't work. Why do you care about how someone else eats?

                Dude died at the age of 79, and may have actually choked to death. OTOH his massive over-consumption of supplements probably had more to do with it. IIRC in his writing he admitted to consuming 6 calcium tablets a night, and 3 every morning.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats my chieldhood friend dad he has 2 white husky like dogs except full white and also he carpenter

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok. pls give me your remaining ones then.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smoked garlic powder. Thank me later.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Scrambled eggs are goat but its too much work cleaning the pan after, so screw that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to cook them. Not supposed to eat the shell. I believe this solves your issues.

      Cast iron is magic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They taste terrible when cooked as well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use butter when you make eggs you mongoloid

      You're supposed to cook them. Not supposed to eat the shell. I believe this solves your issues.

      Cast iron is magic.

      I dunno brahs, I think I'm going to eat a raw egg yolk today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro what cook them in a non stick pan it takes literal seconds to clean

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love eggs. Like potatoes, I have never had eggs prepared in a fashion that I didn't enjoy.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is obviously a vegan shill thread.

    Eggs are delicious cooked a variety of ways. Scrambled, fried, poached, soft boiled, etc. That's not even counting healthy recipes that include eggs, like chaffles (egg, cheese).

    Beef is better than eggs but eggs are more affordable. Don't let them trick you into not eating eggs, IST bros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all those supplements
      as though the average ketard is any different

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ketogods don't need supplements because they eat eggs

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Egg curry is nice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh damn I didn't know that existed

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bulking with high carb diet but still eating like 5-8 eggs a day, eggs and red meat are basically necessary for natty to have near optimal test
    Idk how much of a giga brainlet u have to be to not be able to make them taste at least decent by adding some other shit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just learn how to make them taste good

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    scramble egg, steak seasoning, put on bread, egg sammy

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    O n i o ns use them, makes the eggs take better

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man up, or Chan up

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eggs taste fucking nasty and make me want to puke and I'm tired of pretending that they're some sort of high test superfood that ketards memed them to be.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waaaahh da yucky foodies don't make my tummy smile s-sniff

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    egg yummy

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS! THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to make a good omelet, gay. It's not hard.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate raw eggs a year ago and I was shitting literal strings for weeks. Fuck that

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are pickled eggs good? Pickled half a dozen last week and they’re ready tomorrow.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to cook.
    Eggs are the most fundamentally human food one can consume. The folds on a chef’s toque historically represented the one hundred or more ways to cook eggs. That is because we need them. Every human culture in the world has cuisine that incorporates eggs. If you are not enjoying them, it is a reflection on your shortcomings in the kitchen, not on the dietary necessity and pleasure that is the egg. Grow up, act like an adult, and learn how to properly cook a fucking egg, you imposter. You disgust me.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get one of those rubber whisks, some cottage cheese and some grated cheddar.

    Crack in two eggs, a little butter, and three shakes of salt. Whisk it over medium heat, taking it on and off the heat, until it's at a kind of very loose mashed potato consistency. Mix in a tablespoon of cottage cheese and a tablespoon of grated cheddar (don't go overboard on cheese). These are what I call "whipped eggs". You will never eat eggs any other way. They have no gross dry chunks like in scrambled eggs. As long as you get the right whisk, which is one of those kind of rubbery ones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention this should be done in a pan that's pretty tall on the sides to withstand the vigorous whisking. I eat this with two giant slices of toast and a protein shake every day for lunch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get one of those rubber whisks, some cottage cheese and some grated cheddar.

        Crack in two eggs, a little butter, and three shakes of salt. Whisk it over medium heat, taking it on and off the heat, until it's at a kind of very loose mashed potato consistency. Mix in a tablespoon of cottage cheese and a tablespoon of grated cheddar (don't go overboard on cheese). These are what I call "whipped eggs". You will never eat eggs any other way. They have no gross dry chunks like in scrambled eggs. As long as you get the right whisk, which is one of those kind of rubbery ones.

        thanks, noted

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    non white dectected

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    throw back 12-18 raw a day and come back to me

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blend...

    -4 eggs
    -1 small piece of avocado
    -a bit of lemon
    -tablespoon of honey
    -tablespoon of raw butter

    ...enjoy.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fry up several rashers of back bacon. Fry the eggs in the bacon grease. Add brown sauce to taste. You can thank me later.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. I was eating eggs to the point that they are now repulsive. Only can eat at night.
    I’d rather have some liver or a steak.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs clog up my bowels and make them reek of death if I have more than 2 or 3 MAX a week.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat so many eggs brehs, 2-4 a day min.

    I bought the ones where theyre free range and occasionally they have bit of blood and what i can assume are partial fetus in them

    delicious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've had 18 a day many a time

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hate eggs too but you'd be amazed what a little bbq sauce does.

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