Eggs taste fricking nasty and make me want to puke and I'm tired of pretending that they're some sort of high test superfood that ketards memed them to be.
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>ketards
only vegans use that word. go back
Shut up fat
You will never be a herbivore. You have no rumen, you have no reticulum, you have no omasum. You are a malnourished carnivore twisted by industrial society and big pharma into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "encouragment" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people eat meat. Your parents are annoyed and tired of you, your "friends" organize barbecues without inviting you.
People are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed humans to digest meat with incredible efficiency. Even vegans who lift look fragile and deficient to a man. Your bone density is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get someone to eat with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff or your disgusting, cancerous plant-based meals.
You will never be fit. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the deficiencies creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable 1pl8.
Eventually it'll be too much to lift - you'll load 2pl8, attempt to deadlift them, and your spine will snap. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to hide their leather couch whenever you visit. They'll bury you and as nature works, worms will eat your body without a second thought. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably fragile.
Tell me who the guy was on the right and post his diet
Should be
>all that remains will be a jawbone that is unmistakably omnivorous
good idea
Vince "36 eggs a day = dianabol" Gironda
>espouse fitness
>die anyways
Who was he fooling?
he lived as a greek statue and you live as a fat and weak subhuman
Said the ketolard
why do none of you vegan redditors ever post body
Eggs are the single best source of protein available to humans. Just don't cook old ass eggs and don't incinerate them. If your eggs taste like shit you overcooked them- egg shouldn't be browning much in the pan and if there's a bunch of water you cooked it too long since you managed to make the egg and it's water separate out. Your eggs should still be wet in the pan because they're going to continue cooking outside of it, so if they're done in the pan they're going to be burnt after the fact.
>ketard
The only diet that's stupid is the one that doesn't work. Why do you care about how someone else eats?
Dude died at the age of 79, and may have actually choked to death. OTOH his massive over-consumption of supplements probably had more to do with it. IIRC in his writing he admitted to consuming 6 calcium tablets a night, and 3 every morning.
thats my chieldhood friend dad he has 2 white husky like dogs except full white and also he carpenter
ok. pls give me your remaining ones then.
Smoked garlic powder. Thank me later.
Scrambled eggs are goat but its too much work cleaning the pan after, so screw that
You're supposed to cook them. Not supposed to eat the shell. I believe this solves your issues.
Cast iron is magic.
They taste terrible when cooked as well
Use butter when you make eggs you mongoloid
I dunno brahs, I think I'm going to eat a raw egg yolk today
homie what cook them in a non stick pan it takes literal seconds to clean
I love eggs. Like potatoes, I have never had eggs prepared in a fashion that I didn't enjoy.
This is obviously a vegan shill thread.
Eggs are delicious cooked a variety of ways. Scrambled, fried, poached, soft boiled, etc. That's not even counting healthy recipes that include eggs, like chaffles (egg, cheese).
Beef is better than eggs but eggs are more affordable. Don't let them trick you into not eating eggs, IST bros.
>all those supplements
as though the average ketard is any different
ketogods don't need supplements because they eat eggs
Egg curry is nice.
That looks good
oh damn I didn't know that existed
I'm bulking with high carb diet but still eating like 5-8 eggs a day, eggs and red meat are basically necessary for natty to have near optimal test
Idk how much of a giga brainlet u have to be to not be able to make them taste at least decent by adding some other shit
Just learn how to make them taste good
scramble egg, steak seasoning, put on bread, egg sammy
O n i o ns use them, makes the eggs take better
man up, or Chan up
>Eggs taste fricking nasty and make me want to puke and I'm tired of pretending that they're some sort of high test superfood that ketards memed them to be.
Waaaahh da yucky foodies don't make my tummy smile s-sniff
egg yummy
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS! THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!
Learn how to make a good omelet, homosexual. It's not hard.
I ate raw eggs a year ago and I was shitting literal strings for weeks. Frick that
Are pickled eggs good? Pickled half a dozen last week and they’re ready tomorrow.
Learn to cook.
Eggs are the most fundamentally human food one can consume. The folds on a chef’s toque historically represented the one hundred or more ways to cook eggs. That is because we need them. Every human culture in the world has cuisine that incorporates eggs. If you are not enjoying them, it is a reflection on your shortcomings in the kitchen, not on the dietary necessity and pleasure that is the egg. Grow up, act like an adult, and learn how to properly cook a fricking egg, you imposter. You disgust me.
Get one of those rubber whisks, some cottage cheese and some grated cheddar.
Crack in two eggs, a little butter, and three shakes of salt. Whisk it over medium heat, taking it on and off the heat, until it's at a kind of very loose mashed potato consistency. Mix in a tablespoon of cottage cheese and a tablespoon of grated cheddar (don't go overboard on cheese). These are what I call "whipped eggs". You will never eat eggs any other way. They have no gross dry chunks like in scrambled eggs. As long as you get the right whisk, which is one of those kind of rubbery ones.
Forgot to mention this should be done in a pan that's pretty tall on the sides to withstand the vigorous whisking. I eat this with two giant slices of toast and a protein shake every day for lunch.
thanks, noted
non white dectected
throw back 12-18 raw a day and come back to me
Blend...
-4 eggs
-1 small piece of avocado
-a bit of lemon
-tablespoon of honey
-tablespoon of raw butter
...enjoy.
Fry up several rashers of back bacon. Fry the eggs in the bacon grease. Add brown sauce to taste. You can thank me later.
I agree. I was eating eggs to the point that they are now repulsive. Only can eat at night.
I’d rather have some liver or a steak.
Eggs clog up my bowels and make them reek of death if I have more than 2 or 3 MAX a week.
I eat so many eggs brehs, 2-4 a day min.
I bought the ones where theyre free range and occasionally they have bit of blood and what i can assume are partial fetus in them
delicious
I've had 18 a day many a time
i hate eggs too but you'd be amazed what a little bbq sauce does.