Energy Drinks causing cancer

You’re not drinking cancer juice when playing video games or listening to Destiny, right? Don’t you know they cause cancer?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13493163/red-bull-colon-cancer-crisis-young-people.html

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >colon cancer
    >energy drinks
    forgets that over half of all zoomers identify as gay and are all having buttsex and are also vaxxed. tell me again how tattoo ink causes cancer too. i got some japanese yakuza who would like to raugh at you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is definitively drinking cancer juice and trying to cope hard by blaming other factors

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        t. gay zoomer who owns a dragon dildo coping over the fact that his entire generation is a bunch of vaxxed gays

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          k mr ass cancer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw my boyfriend broke up with me because I refused to get vaxx'd and his best friend (w*man) adopted COVID prevention as her personality

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He said he drinks energy drinks, not semen, which causes throat cancer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not all tattoo ink is the same

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It gets into your lymph nodes all the same.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah organized criminals are known for making reasonable healthy decisions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >colon cancer
      >monster energy drinks
      >uwu<

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i got some japanese yakuza who would like to raugh at you
      They don't use chemical dyes like in the west, their tats are all made of mineral pigment. Also we have no idea what the cancer rates of Yakuza are, do you have data on this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >its not chemicals
        >its just mineral pigments

        Jesus fricking christ people

    • 1 week ago
      Viperion

      >tattoo ink causes cancer

      Heavy metals and micro plastics injected directly into your veins, what's not to love?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You get more microplastic ingestion from breathing than from tattoos head to toe, you posturing frick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Right, and also drinking beer causes cancer! I mean, not historically, but since about 2022 it does!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Except excessive alcohol consumption is historically known to cause stomach cancer over time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Cope more vaxxoid.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Liver damage?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      IKR

      IT'S ANAL SEX & SHIT EATING

      FRICKING ZOOMER' moronS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      95% of the increase of lgbt identity is women identifying as lesbian, bisexual, or trans
      there is not a significant increase of gay men

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not the vaccine or chinesium dildos Zoomers be using.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I drink is water.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who asked

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I asked

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah try to do the same. Drank 8 - 12 energydrinks a day (sugarfree) now its 2 liter of water and maybe one or 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >not drinking malta or root beer
      Pathetic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >malta
        holy spic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Water was invented by israelites. We didn't drink it in ancient times.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.
        The only thing I drink is gasoline.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based, frick the flavors! we the water bro keep winning!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully you're not drinking from taps or plastic bottles.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      me too, everyone at work is always dumping this flavour packets and saying shit like oh there's no sugar in these! frick off obviously it will be some jack shit substitute that's twice as bad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The link between energy drinks and colon cancer only becomes noticed after 20 years of data and billions of drinks sold
      >But we totally know the vax is safe and effective because of two months of limited trial data

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Any izze chads in here?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it's definitely the energy drinks not the poison in goyslop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Energy drinks are goyslop, just because you consume product does not mean it's not goyslop.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ask your local chemist if they can distinguish between "flouride" added to the water and flourinated micro plastics dissolved in the water

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just another reason I'm happy I switched to nicotine pouches. I only need three or four Zyns or day to get a similar, but more comfortable energy boost compared to what I got from caffeine, so it costs less money, and it doesn't frick up my sleep like coffee and energy drinks did.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > Don't drink caffeine bro just suck on GMO nicotine that's been processed and sprayed with thousands of chemicals

      Lmao moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, that's so smart. I was relying on getting 8 hours of sleep, eating healthy, and exercising to stay energized, but I will definitely switch to your nicotine habit strategy instead now that I know about it

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I might be moronic but i'm willing to learn something new today. How does drinking some vitamin water with sugar affect your large bowel? Is it not filtered by the kidneys after it reaches the first part of the small intestine?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The claim is cancer cells are able to take advantage of the taurine somehow. Which is funny given other papers with names like "Taurine and Its Anticancer Functions."
      It's the same shit as always, eggs are good for you, eggs are bad for you, eggs are good for you, please keep reading our articles!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        jej,I didn't even bother to open the article

        >Researchers in Florida theorize that cancer cells use taurine - an amino acid thought to improve mental clarity - as their 'primary energy source.'

        I get it that 1 energy drink has 400-600mg of taurine but still why colon and not other parts? It would've made more sense if it was liver or pancreatic cancer,something exotic, but the colon is a generic body part, I highly doubt it has this rare affinity with taurine..not to mention the kidneys immediately excrete the excess taurine.. sounds like they trying to shit on energy drinks which I approve but still pathetic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >but still why colon
          Because it's more common in general, so statistically, if you cycle through enough data sets, then you'll eventually find one that suggests correlation.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >why colon
          because IBD and Crohns are exploding and the MSM needs yet another culprit that isn't the vaxx

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >exploding

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            All those things were happening before the vaxx tho

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              sure just like all the athletes collapsing and 12 year olds with myocarditis and the war with EastAsia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sucralose is now a known carcinogen that causes your intestinal walls to become permeable.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it couldn't be the poison in the food that makes people visibly sick when they drink milk and shit like that. It's gotta be the vitamin juice.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what about the extra folic acid they add to flour?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sugar
    >water
    >b-vitamins
    It's coffee with water soluble vitamins, and they've been around for 20 years with teens chugging them daily. Where is all of the ass cancer for millennials?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't any. I've literally had an energy drink every day for the last 15 years and there's nothing wrong with me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same. It's coffee with a b-complex added to it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are literally me. I have more heart issues from drinking than I do energy drinks and I've been doing both since I was 17.
        Mixing them is what was bad.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not doing exercise, light cardio and weight lifting is what's the biggest problem in keeping your body healthy and taking in vitamins such as ACED3K2.

          SAD is so devoid of proper nutrients that you'll struggle filling your daily needs without a multivitamin, get fricked burger.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got (I think) hemorrhoids as an avid energy drink user, but I had minor blood spotting a couple times a year since I was 21 that has only recently turned into toilet bowl koolaid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because ass cancer is caused by HPV which you get from being gay.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of those facts of physiology that people need to get drilled into their heads, just like the fact that pee is stored in the balls.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they're going to blame monster? give me a break. vaccine and hiv in the water supply.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >red bull causes colon cancer

    They only hate red bull because the CEO isn't a commie homosexual.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have only drank a few of these over the course of my life. Every time I drink one even remembering back to the first red bull I ever had I could tell that it was bad. Its synthetic or something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You know I drink espresso with a blend of Robusta and Arabica every morning and never get palpitations. I drank a Red Bull once and I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

      There’s something in it you shouldn’t be drinking for sure

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sugar? Unless you had a sugar free Red Bull, of course.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >There’s something in it you shouldn’t be drinking for sure
        Unironically probably the sugar
        It mixes weird with the other ingredients
        I can pound coffee and sugar free rockstar, xyience, bang, or monsters back to back and be fine (not that I do, but I've done it a couple times over the years because I like the taste and caffeine does nothing because ADHD)
        But a single energy drink with sugar gives me a wicket pounding headache and I feel like I'm going to die

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I would have had cancer by now if this was true

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly all the energy drinks on the market contain artificial sweeteners.
    These are good if you want all natural ingredients

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like ghosts myself but as always
      >low calories and no artificial colors
      suddenly
      >sucrose is the devil and will absolutely destroy your insides despite it existing on the market and safe for decades
      Just don't drink more than 1 a day.

      For about a year I doing beet powder for energy and it worked great but then suddenly I had kidney stones. Stopped beet powder and haven't had any more stones since.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been saying it for years. Glad to see the science finally catching up to my gut instincts. Next we will learn these "energy drinks" are also causing heart, liver, kidney issues. As well as a mixed bag of psychological issues such as depression and anxiety. The reason is simple. It's loaded with toxic chemicals that the body can not process in such mass quantities and the cumulative effect of daily consumption equals negative physical/mental effects.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's loaded with toxic chemicals that the body can not process in such mass quantities and the cumulative effect of daily consumption equals negative physical/mental effects.
      Such as?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just look at the bottom of the Nutrition Facts label and you'll see in the ingredients part over a dozen or so synthetic chemicals you've never heard of before.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Yellow#5
          Fricking israelites

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Ace-K
          >Sucralose
          Yep both carcinogenic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Panera had to pull their Charged Lemonade because that one teenager had a heart attack at like 17... These super caffeinated sugar drinks are absolutely fricking kids up, 100%.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's loaded with toxic chemicals that the body can not process in such mass quantities
      I wouldn't say toxic chemicals, maybe the sucralose, but I would deffinetly agree the body is unable to process the quantities.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    everything but the vax right ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The vax is only one of many things that are gradually poisoning people. Fluorides, PUFAs, SSRIs, etc

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when all the zoomers were getting lung disease from Chinese vape carts?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      China does a wonderful job of bombarding the US with cancer causing chemicals and fent. It's why I'm buying less plastic shit, less chemicals the better in food and less shit from china

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pro tip
        China isn't responsible for the fentanyl in your country, just like Afghanistan and Vietnam weren't responsible for the heroin.
        Your own federal agencies control the entry of opioids and synthetics onto American territory.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No gweilo your own country is destroying it's self for no reason at all!
          Nah zhang not buying it and not buying your gweislop.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Gweilo is cantonese, you must practice your racism because it's embarrassing.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              HK is part of China now, you can blanket racism them both into 1.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          SHUT IT DOWN ! NOW ! THE GOY KNOWS !

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Its so not all the carcinogenic shit, its all the gay buttsex!!!
    this is how you can tell someone is a low iq homosexual

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm built different
    >They put chemicals into water that turn the frogs gay
    *Takes a sip

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's 1 (uno) cup of black coffee poured over ice a day. If you need more than that you need more sleep, not more caffeine.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >could be

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The air you breathing cause cancer. NO joke

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did they add something to energy drinks in the past 10 years? I've been drinking Rockstars and Venoms occasionally since they had picrel bottles and my colon's fine.
    >But highly caffeinated energy drinks could be partly fueling the explosion of colorectal cancers in young people, US researchers warn.
    >could be
    >US researchers
    Ah so, post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy's in play.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been drinking Rockstars and Venoms
      stop. consuming. goyslop.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ah, yes. it has to be the energy drinks and not the mystery juice they forced upon the population.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The kids are consumed them over 25 years and now they suddenly getting problem?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it called Red Bull because it gives you bloody shits?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >DailyMail.com revealed earlier this week how diets high in sugar and low in fiber may also be contributing to the epidemic of colon cancers in under-50s.

    This is more likely the case.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >In addition to caffeine, which can total twice that of a cup of coffee, drinks like Red Bull and Celsius contain large amounts of taurine.

      >This amino acid is naturally found in proteins like meat and fish.

      STOP EATING MEAT AND FISH GUYS, YOU WILL GET CANCER FR FR NO CAP ON GOD

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >experts agree

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    weak immune systems are the cause.
    either genetic or from immunosuppressants.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >immunosuppressants
      hehe 😉

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As always if this is true, this is caused by drinking this garbage every single day for a long period of time, but if you drink two per week or some shit it won't do anything to you. Just don't be a slobby fat unhealthy homosexual

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    remember: it's everything but the vax.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      remember: it's not anything but the vax

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Celsius bros we won

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    millenials, born too late to be killed by led, too early to die by red bull.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I drink a celcius every morning

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I drank these nearly every day for like 2-3 years and after I dropped them at the start of the year my hemorrhoids disappeared within weeks. I believe it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What energy drink did you drink?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        arabischer Spermaschlauch very popular brand

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Quick blame everything for all that the covid-19 mrna infection has accelerated

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What ever you eat, you will get cancer OP.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >open the article
    >it's an idea they had
    >and they announced that they want to check if it's true
    journalism is a plague on science

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. I bet its all the anal sex but the sugar could do it too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I won't even rule out that taurine might have an effect if you keep chugging the stuff every single day, but it's not even some shit that is currently in review, it's a study they are right now only planning to conduct, but haven't even started yet.
        no one should write an article about this.
        journalists are some of the biggest fricking vermin humanity has ever created

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I drink coffee like a boomer

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t drink energy drink. Never did. Just don’t do anything for me. Same with coffee.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    alcoholic chads we won!

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Obesity is 200x times worse than energy drinks.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whew, I was worried it might be some other cause. we definitely know what recent safe and effective thing is NOT causing it, at least

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine shit like Takis and flaming hot cheetos and those spicy meme ramens are much worse for your colon, not just because they're spicy but because they use food dye

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do people eat takis? I tried some of the blue ones and they just taste like chemicals. They’re disgusting

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thank god my mom only let me drink water as a kid.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rockstar did make me shit blood sometimes...i am not suprised. I drank it for years before i finally said enough and switched to coffee

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >UHHH IT'S RED BULL
    the shit that barely anybody over the age of 20 drinks? you sure it's not the endless alcohol and the fricking corn syrup and pesticides?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Helluva racing team.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My friend quit drinking 10 years ago because he shit blood from drinking Red Bull and vodka. Doctor told him the combination was giving him pancreatitis and if he didn’t quit he’d die at 30-35 years old

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget how sóy increases estrogen in men and causes gynecomastia and breast cancer.

    Limit your sóy intake to one time a week and you'll be gucchi and not a sóyboy.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What do you expect from a drink called 666 in hebrew digits? Longevity?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its not called 666, but vvv, same as www, world wide web, 6+6+6=18=9 is the numerical value of that equation, complete junk.

      Anyways, the israelites do worship Saturn and through that you can find that Saturn = Satan, Saturn's magic square equals to 15 on all sides throughout and add that up 1+5 = 6 so its a 666, 666, 666.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait to see the far right cope of "uh no actually it's all the gay sex that causes cancer"

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't surprise me at all. Even if some of the ingredient are beneficial, energy drinks will always contain 5x the daily recommended intake of them.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not the vax. Must be energy drinks even though Rockstar and Monster have been around for 20 years.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Prime being sued for having more than the safe lifetime dose of forever chemicals in a single bottle?

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "energy drinks" have always been a poison wienertail. Doctors have been warning about them for decades.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my doc actually straight up told me the energy drinks are going to kill me if I don't stop
      >threw away 5 cases of celsius essential orangesicle (270mg caf per can)
      >threw away 3 small boxes of powdered celsius
      I'm free now. I don't get as much done but I'd ratther live another 60 years.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      doctors are just idiots that people listen to

      the main bottleneck in getting cancer is not your diet or lifestyle, it's in your alleles.
      most people are completely fine drinking this shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Riddle me why cancer rates keep climbing if it's all in le "alleles" copelord.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SUCRALOSE SUCRALOSE SUCRALOSE IS IN ALL THESE DRINKS
    THEY FOUND IT'S GENOTOXIC (DESTROYS DNA AND CAUSES CANCER) ABOUT 1 YEAR AGO, BUT GOVERNMENT IS IGNORING IT
    IT LITERALLY DESTROYS DNA IN YOUR INTESTINES
    THEY FOUND OUT BY TRYING TO FIND CAUSE FOR LEAKY GUT SYMPTOMS
    DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING WITH SUCRALOSE
    https://news.ncsu.edu/2023/05/genotoxic-chemical-in-sweetener/
    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37246822/
    https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/a-chemical-found-in-common-artificial-sweetener-may-cause-dna-damage-cancer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's also in almost every protein powder and other sweetened (low sugar or sugar free) things
      fricking beware!

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly couldn’t give a frick, let me happy in this degenerate world.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    somebody tell redbull that their current classic flavor tastes like shit

    or tell rockstar to stop using tartrazine on theirs
    I've stopped cold turkey because of that

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it's energy drinks and not the gay anal sex they're having.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stay away from artificial sugars. You can't say you weren't warned.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Anal sex + vaxx
    No its the energy drinks goyim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, their immune systems are shot. They will never connect the dots.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 30 years old and I was recently diagnosed with kidney cancer and another mass behind my abdomen. Throughout 2022 and 2023 I was driving OTR and I developed a bit of an addictive habit to C4 energy drinks. I'd stop for gas 3 or 4 times a day, pop into the store and get a couple C4's for the road. I may have been drinking as many as 6 a day for that time I was on the road, especially towards the end. After I took a break from the road I was able to quit drinking the C4 pretty easily because it was mostly a gas station / road habit. Once I quit I was soon facing major constipation issues, about 5 months of worsening constipation so I go to the ER and discover my kidney and the mass behind my abdomen are obstructing my colon. I'm pretty sure abusing the C4 is what caused this. I think people do need to be careful with these drinks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 30 years old and I was recently diagnosed with kidney cancer and another mass behind my abdomen.
      Adding to this, I did not take the vax so you can imagine my disappointment that I was able to dodge that but still find a way to get cancer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you get better fast, anon. Hang in there.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Red Bull has been around for decades without a rise in colon cancer. Stupid clickbait.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    coffee > energy drinks

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've drank hundreds of gallons of energy drinks. I'm going to stop but realisticly, how fricked am i?

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So they identify "Taurine" as the problem? Taruine is an amino acid. You can buy it as a supplement. Can't be the utter shit goyslop people eat can it? No, of course it's not the corn syrup and seed oils, parabens, or other carcinogens in our food. Must be taurine.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    chlorine dioxide cures late stages of cancer

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had three cans of monster that I bought strictly to look at because I liked the designs, in q couole years whatever they put in it ate the can and it was just the plastic liner left so if that does the same to your gastrointestinal system it is not surprising at all

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a question: did the cancer drinks start in 2022 or has it always been so

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