Enough of science based methods for gains. What esoteric and magic techniques can I use to get buff?

Enough of science based methods for gains.
What esoteric and magic techniques can I use to get buff?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    keto

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Visualization training.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what said

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that graph is one of the saddest things I've ever seen in my life honestly

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to frequencies >400mhz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >400mhz
      Is that millihertz? How do you hear that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I just shit my pants???

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alchemsterone. Its like testosterone, but produced using alchemy. Very potent. You also have to meditate and visualize your gains

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a good thread. For me its the grow technic
    >look at myself in the mirror
    >grow,grow,grow!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >le ancient meme

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fr fr

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Draw your dream fizeek at least once a week. I’m working on this one while listening to a work meeting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Might just try that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That pic I took looks like shit, here’s a better one. It’s very meditative and soothes a similar part of my soul lifting does.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/sSvM8LM.jpg

          Draw your dream fizeek at least once a week. I’m working on this one while listening to a work meeting

          You doing that with a mouse in MSPaint?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saying goodbye to the gym receptionist builds 5 percent more muscle mass.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do every rep 3x slower

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot, I was just about to post this.
      I feel like my upper pecs have finally started growing once I really slowed down on the concentric motion for cable pullovers, putting the upper pecs in more time under tension.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to use dark consistency.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to astral project, and use the extra time you get due to time dilation to learn as much about lifting as possible so that you can get superior gains. Later dyels

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reject modernity
    now watch this thread get deleted

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you believe in yourself you can literally lift harder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kamina-pilled digits

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meditate and feel your balls produce more testosterone. I mean literally feel it, feel the connection between your balls and your mind. You can also do this with your pituitary gland. That’s somewhat basic though.
    Transforming into a wolf at night and sprinting and climbing through the woods and fences, occasionally on all fours, is a very potent technique but you really have to adjust.
    Another great method is having some elder in the gym with you telling you to lift more. Some sort of dwarven mysticism that one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but how do I transform into a wolf?? That's never happened to me

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CICO is about believing the plateau is water weight.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lie down in bed and imagine your muscles expanding.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aspirin and liver. If you megadose aspirin then apply vitamin K through your skin.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just pin bro

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Posing & tensing in the mirror
    Actually been shown to improve hypertrophy, genuinely

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what worked for me.

    >write down your goals in a paper (organic paper without weird shit on it)
    >burn the paper
    >collect the ashes and draw a sigil in your body with it
    >go workout without cleaning the ashes from both your hands and chest

    I went from 110 lbs to 200 lbs doing this, not changing anything in my diet, just training.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of salt

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