Every time I see this fucker he looks younger... Has he found the fountain of youth?

Every time I see this fricker he looks younger... Has he found the fountain of youth?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looked like a powdered slug to me in this pic

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did u post a picture of a young child?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MOOODS!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a gullible idiot if you’re buying anything this bullshitter is selling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Spends $2 million a year to get younger
      >Sells nothing

      >You’re a gullible idiot if you’re buying anything this bullshitter is selling
      You're really moronic aren't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "SELLS" NOTHING LIKE JOE ROGAN "SELLS NOTHING" , RIGHT?

        THIS homosexual IS A GRIFTER AND SHAVES HIS FACIAL SKIN DAILY TO LOOK LIKE THAT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is he selling?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whoa, looks about 30 or late 20s now. he uses to clock in at late 30s consistently for me. what if he's really found out how to reverse aging??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the answers been around for fricking forever. millions of dollars. how do you think magic johnson cured his aids? you also basically spend all this time to look younger but can't leave the house and live like a fricking vampire so whats the point of "reversing aging" if it takes up so much time effort and money that you barely have time to enjoy the life you have.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he's from the Uncanny Valley

    • 1 month ago
      balebatman

      >He looks like he's from the Uncanny Valley
      he looks beyond age

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks older than his last recent videos, the hairlne's going on him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should see the wrinkles on his balls

    • 1 month ago
      grows in every field

      he was talking about having been hit hard by the ol Norwood reaper in the diary of a ceo interview
      immediately smelled like a rich frick doing his own stuff and also trying to make a quick buck with it on the side, this is before he introduced the freemason plan
      oblig. antishill herb grows in every field

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do people keep posting this kid? Kind of weird

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The cheapest fountain of youth
    My skin is baby soft now

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like an aristocrat from hundreds of years ago

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU MEAN HE USES MORE AND MORE FILTERS YOU DUMB FRICK

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kid should cherish his teenage years rather than trying to pretend he will be a teen forever .

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing. He doesn't look a day over 12. How does he do it?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Has he found the fountain of youth?
    He did. It's what the israelites have been doing since the times of Ba'al. Blood transfusion, with children/teenage blood. When the israelites do it in their rituals they often kill those involved, but Bryan's is a safe and self-replenishing method.
    Have kids. Once you're 50 inject their blood. Your children have kids of their own, then they inject their blood themselves. And so on. The more kids you have the better.
    Turns out that marrying and breeding cures more than just depression.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In a July 5 tweet, Johnson reported that there were “no benefits detected” despite surveillance of a wide range of biomarkers, and that he was “discontinuing therapy.” “Young plasma exchange may be beneficial for biologically older populations or certain conditions,” he tweeted. “Does not in my case stack benefit on top of my existing interventions.”

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see this fricker he looks younger
    Time to the the ophthalmologist, I guess.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how does he take dut but is still fricking balding lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope smoothskin. He looks young as frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a try hard mid forties guy who tries to slam college girl here

        https://i.imgur.com/y8OI1sV.png

        Every time I see this fricker he looks younger... Has he found the fountain of youth?

        Looks like a Hollywood 50 year old here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's just uncanny. He has the skin texture of someone in their 20s, except for the places he has some wrinkles. His the nose and ears are of someone in their late 40s or early 50s.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some people are just extra cursed
      picrel has had like 5 transplants and still looks like picrel at 36

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LMAOOOO I remember girls at school legit saying they fancied him rather than David Beckham. Never trust what a roastie says

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          rooney was handsome tho, at least at some point kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >LMAOOOO I remember girls at school legit saying they fancied him rather than David Beckham.
          they fancied his money. they knew they would never land a chance with a big calibre like beckham but the unassuming ugly rooney? yeah those c**ts thought they could land on that rocket. read between the lines.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LMAOOOO I remember girls at school legit saying they fancied him rather than David Beckham. Never trust what a roastie says

        Rooney was much, much better player than ~~*Beckham*~~ thougheverbeit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          mad how england keep pumping out these superstar generations and still can't win shit

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who is this young fella?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk it's some tech guy's kid

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is a prototypical gamma squirt
    https://twitter.com/tracewoodgrains/status/1744267519106388038

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reading through the docs skyrocketed my respect for this man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shit quality. wtf is this about? is he a sexfiend?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nta
          ex fiancee sued for 9mil, court found him innocent or someshit, he opened a trust fund for her with the money he won (ex had cancer, was supposedly on the mend when they broke up)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gamma squirt
      what the hell is even that?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His eyes are always a dead giveaway that he's older. Those are the eyes of a man past his youth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      keeping the eyes youthful is the hardest part. always has been.
      thats where the skin is the thinnest.

  20. 1 month ago
    Professional Spaniard

    >Has he found the fountain of youth?
    Yes. And it isn't all these garbage pills he peddles.

    It's human blood. Unironically.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On god, blood transfusions be bussin. Frfr 100

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anna looks great here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Dasha and Bryan hooked up?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ew.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the dyed hair is obvious and makes him look way older

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s an 18 yo according to science

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is NO WAY this kid is a day over 16 years old

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks lifeless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so the same as any young zoomer nowadays

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's one hairy baby.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile his forearm

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like an old man who got some injections

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When will they invent a way to preserve or reguvinate facial fat?
    It's the holy grail, even if you have perfect skin and collagen fat loss makes you look old and gaunt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theres already facial fat transfer, not sure how well it works tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theres already facial fat transfer, not sure how well it works tho

      it works extremely well but for a short time. all the hollywood celebs are getting it before a big role along with hyaluron injections and other temporary shit.
      makes your skin youthful. for a couple months.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? My understanding is fat transfer is permanent but aesthetically more unpredictable than fillers since a percentage of the transferred fat cells will die and you can't pick which. If you're unlucky may end up with lumpy fat, at least that's why I've seen it not recommended for under eye area.
        I don't trust fillers, migrations seems like real issue and dissolvers never get it all. There's too many giga-rich celebs with pancake filler face once they hit 40+ for me to risk it.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He dyes his hair and wears makeup, he's a ginormous homosexual.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >writes books about finally defeating ageing and reaching immortality
    >has to dye his fricking hair

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks his age + all superficial deaging he has is 100% due to his expensive skin care treatments and has nothing to do with his leaf slop

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hes looking younger and younger for a 47 year old due to not working and taking care of his health.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the guy is worth 500 million plus. for sure that slows his aging down.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually really cool. So is Liver King. Frick off haters. nuaoyg

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Spends millions of dollars per year (translated to time)
    >Spends a quarter of his day on his meme routines
    >All to look slightly younger than his age suggests and to live 10% longer tops (while wasting over 30% of his waking life pursuing youth and longevity)
    This guy is a fricking joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon gets it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he only looks slightly younger because of the shitty hair and 1 digit bf.
      he should drop this low bf bs. makes him look unhealthy but he probably knows what he is doing and works well for him and his organs are getting younger so at the end of the day he is a pioneer.

      anyway I hope they will reverse this aging bs soon enough because in 15 years im gonna be cooked.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he doesnt look young; his skin is just blemish free.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's found Botox and a $2500/month skin care regimen, you too can find these things if you have the money for them, he does not look like this naturally and anyone who thinks he does is a fricking mongoloid.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you mean this guy that takes estrogen to look younger?

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