Next time you watch a Marvel movie, which is hopefully never, pay attention to how the camera always stays above waist height whenever there's a scene meant to showcase a character's muscles or power. Every display of strength in superhero movies or action movies in general is someone having to hold onto or lift something with their arms. Every fight is people punching each other. The reality is that the average American consumer has such a poor understanding of fitness that their entire idea of strength is based on the size of one's biceps (or what they think of as biceps, don't bother explaining muscle groups to an American).
Ok go outside and take a picture of you holding up a timestamp with your neighborhood/area in the background.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>go outside and take a picture of your neighborhood so I can find where you live
Any other brilliant ideas?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>any other brilliant ideas
Maybe you could get somebody to smuggle you out of China in a crab fishing boat? Maybe you could move to Santa Monica and run an acupuncture clinic out of a trailer?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nevermind, idk how I didn't think or this earlier. Here's your proof.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>asked to do a simple task >”reeeeee no I won’t!” >gets called a chink >”ok missah anon I change mind, do this fo you!” >does it fricking wrong >hurrr im american >dd/mm/yyyy format >american
Extremely chinky post here anon, what did you hope to accomplish with it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>American reading comprehension on full display
I'm not American you absolute cretin, that's the entire point of this exchange. I'm proving that I'm in America, rather than wherever your head canon has decided I'm located. I'm living in America for school. Does that make sense, Paco? Lo entiendes?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>ahhhhhh I no rive here I just visit america
Lmao yeah just visiting scenic “western” New York, give me a fricking break you brain dead chink.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post your proof of residence and ethnicity before I continue to stoop to the level of replying to your barely legible posts. I want to see: >eye color >timestamp >some sort of proof of American residence (the method I used is fine)
I need to know how dark of a complexion I'm dealing with here. You have 10 minutes, no more.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>ahhhhhh no you do it no me!
Sorry Chang, but I asked you to do it first. I see you haven’t picked up on any of our American social customs during your stay in “western New York”. Either post a timestamped photo of you outside or frick off back to your noodle cart
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Ay... es demasiado trabajo
Kek, I knew it. Have fun in the orchards today Paco, I'm off to get my masters
2 years ago
Anonymous
>off to get my masters
Oh did your master pull your chain again Chang? Does he want you to post more bracked.com demorarization bait in another thread? >inb4 ahhhhhh u brack brown man
It won’t work Chang, you’ve been spotted.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ahhhhh u ver bad man I rearry post from pennsyrvania idaho america bad no repry me anymore!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>date format
Confirmed, there are chink shills pretending to be Americans on IST, everyone take notice this is serious.
>day/month/year >American
Lmfao
Damn, IST really is one of the dumbest boards. Embarrassing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
reported to the FBI for defacing united states property. enjoy federal prison lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
>date format
Confirmed, there are chink shills pretending to be Americans on IST, everyone take notice this is serious.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>day/month/year >American
Lmfao
2 years ago
Anonymous
me chinese
me so dumb
wife mouth taste like white man cum
No, Black person, it's because nobody cares about your fricking legs. Big biceps, big pecs, that's what people want to see, that's what people like.
Furthermore there's a reason they use certain perspectives, a full body perspective would often look unimpressive.
I wonder if it's not the other way around. In movies you want to show your actor's face, so the upper body is naturally going to be visible for much longer than the lower body. It's also possible that the general public's perception of fitness and physical strength being in the upper body instead of the legs is a consequence of this.
I once read the whole "holding the gun sideways" thing actually started in movies because it looked on film and let you get a better view of the actor's face, and then people started doing it IRL
>It's also possible that the general public's perception of fitness and physical strength being in the upper body instead of the legs is a consequence of this.
Good point, I hadn't thought about this. Americans do base the majority of their worldview on fictional media anyways.
Over a decade ago I was basically in beast mode for a while benching and deadlifting three times a week. I had a ridiculously strong core. It felt like two massive hands were always holding and protecting my spine. Wife looked at my biceps (thick and bulging) and told me they were small. Woman only care about peak. That's all. You can have paper thin biceps as long as you have a peak.
>Everyone knows Hemsworth isn't natty,
Physical proof? Pictures of him dosing?
Here anon he’s dosing off in this one
gem
Put me in the screencap
low iq
are you joking anon
c'mon dude
Derek from more plates more dates dot com says it's just a bad angle
Derek is a grifting gay who destroyed his body to look like shit. The literal poster boy for IST insecurities. Stop giving that reddit reposter views
Next time you watch a Marvel movie, which is hopefully never, pay attention to how the camera always stays above waist height whenever there's a scene meant to showcase a character's muscles or power. Every display of strength in superhero movies or action movies in general is someone having to hold onto or lift something with their arms. Every fight is people punching each other. The reality is that the average American consumer has such a poor understanding of fitness that their entire idea of strength is based on the size of one's biceps (or what they think of as biceps, don't bother explaining muscle groups to an American).
>america
>america
>america
You’ll NEVER live in America, Chang.
Why are Americans so thin skinned?
>You’ll NEVER live in America, Chang.
I'm in America right now lol
>I'm in America right now lol
only physically
Alright, I’ll bite, where in “america” is the call center you’re posting from, Chang.
I'm in New York (western, not the NYC shithole)
Idk how to prove this to you without doxxing myself, any ideas?
Ok go outside and take a picture of you holding up a timestamp with your neighborhood/area in the background.
>go outside and take a picture of your neighborhood so I can find where you live
Any other brilliant ideas?
>any other brilliant ideas
Maybe you could get somebody to smuggle you out of China in a crab fishing boat? Maybe you could move to Santa Monica and run an acupuncture clinic out of a trailer?
Nevermind, idk how I didn't think or this earlier. Here's your proof.
>asked to do a simple task
>”reeeeee no I won’t!”
>gets called a chink
>”ok missah anon I change mind, do this fo you!”
>does it fricking wrong
>hurrr im american
>dd/mm/yyyy format
>american
Extremely chinky post here anon, what did you hope to accomplish with it?
>American reading comprehension on full display
I'm not American you absolute cretin, that's the entire point of this exchange. I'm proving that I'm in America, rather than wherever your head canon has decided I'm located. I'm living in America for school. Does that make sense, Paco? Lo entiendes?
>ahhhhhh I no rive here I just visit america
Lmao yeah just visiting scenic “western” New York, give me a fricking break you brain dead chink.
Post your proof of residence and ethnicity before I continue to stoop to the level of replying to your barely legible posts. I want to see:
>eye color
>timestamp
>some sort of proof of American residence (the method I used is fine)
I need to know how dark of a complexion I'm dealing with here. You have 10 minutes, no more.
>ahhhhhh no you do it no me!
Sorry Chang, but I asked you to do it first. I see you haven’t picked up on any of our American social customs during your stay in “western New York”. Either post a timestamped photo of you outside or frick off back to your noodle cart
>Ay... es demasiado trabajo
Kek, I knew it. Have fun in the orchards today Paco, I'm off to get my masters
>off to get my masters
Oh did your master pull your chain again Chang? Does he want you to post more bracked.com demorarization bait in another thread?
>inb4 ahhhhhh u brack brown man
It won’t work Chang, you’ve been spotted.
Ahhhhh u ver bad man I rearry post from pennsyrvania idaho america bad no repry me anymore!
Damn, IST really is one of the dumbest boards. Embarrassing.
reported to the FBI for defacing united states property. enjoy federal prison lmao
>date format
Confirmed, there are chink shills pretending to be Americans on IST, everyone take notice this is serious.
>day/month/year
>American
Lmfao
me chinese
me so dumb
wife mouth taste like white man cum
No, Black person, it's because nobody cares about your fricking legs. Big biceps, big pecs, that's what people want to see, that's what people like.
Furthermore there's a reason they use certain perspectives, a full body perspective would often look unimpressive.
next time you watch a movie from a billion dollar european franchise- OH WAIT THERE ISNT ONE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wonder if it's not the other way around. In movies you want to show your actor's face, so the upper body is naturally going to be visible for much longer than the lower body. It's also possible that the general public's perception of fitness and physical strength being in the upper body instead of the legs is a consequence of this.
I once read the whole "holding the gun sideways" thing actually started in movies because it looked on film and let you get a better view of the actor's face, and then people started doing it IRL
>It's also possible that the general public's perception of fitness and physical strength being in the upper body instead of the legs is a consequence of this.
Good point, I hadn't thought about this. Americans do base the majority of their worldview on fictional media anyways.
As opposed to government mandated fiction in china or religious fiction in islam.
at first I was doubtful, but after reading the amount of Amerishart cope you've spawned with your post I feel inclined to agree with you
rather be fat than starve to death
rather have hardworking beaners than exploding muslims
Ah yes, the legendary European squat autist
Over a decade ago I was basically in beast mode for a while benching and deadlifting three times a week. I had a ridiculously strong core. It felt like two massive hands were always holding and protecting my spine. Wife looked at my biceps (thick and bulging) and told me they were small. Woman only care about peak. That's all. You can have paper thin biceps as long as you have a peak.
This, only Zack Snyder is based for showing Batman’s ass
his calves at 6'3 are huge at a non moronic angle and hes wearing shorts so you cant even see the upper leg shut up
The coveted SS+GOMAD build
Ok Chris, we're sorry, calm down, jeez.
hes 100% natty bro
he just works harder than everybody else
holy shit why would he post that picture
what was he thinking
i mean he clearly wasnt
fricks sakes chris
he's doing fine, male = upper body, female = lower body
he looks better than this
>but did you know his legs are horrific?
You don't see his legs in movies