>exercise used to be considered torture

>exercise used to be considered torture

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like it functions more like an elliptical than a treadmill, and as far as I'm concerned, prisoners can be pretty frickin jacked and are healthier than the general population. The Brits don't get any other brownie points though, this is one of the only good things they've ever done and it was by accident.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boring obsessed moron.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh wow, i better stop doing exercise then

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >better cancel my gym membership stop calisthenics and call my physiotherapist to frick off

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar was a luxury
    Exercise was torture
    Being fat was a status symbol

    I was born in the wrong era...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it is never a good thing being a fat frick, look at poor countries and see, the majority of the people there are either skeletons or just skinny fat from lack of meats.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    being able to stop is what separates it from exercise bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happens if you stop?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you don't collapse and slam your head on the ground or potentially die of exhaustion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It would be extremely painful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fatass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That man in the big coat beats you

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Push ups were also a form of military punishment, yet they are good exercise, depends entirely on condition done in and mind set.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      push ups are a moron exercise.
      After 6 months in the Army you will plateau on pushups no matter how many more you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if you're still getting told to drop and do pushups after six months in the army, your military career has plateaued.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's so dumb. of course everything you have to do all fricking day without your consent can be considered a torture. i fricking hate those weak people that try to excuse their lazy ass.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know how the author looks by reading the headline

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forced labor
    what labor motherfricker? they're just walking in place. I swear to fricking christ women try to find ANY excuse to not workout, and this time it's this bullshit claim. and even if it was used as labor, so what idiot, it still makes you look better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and even if it was used as labor, so what idiot, it still makes you look better.
      >all prisoners are hitting their macros and micros to be able to be on a stairmaster for hours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think these treadmills provided kinetic power to machinery, really quite ingenious Victorians

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That article is so gay.
    So what? The difference is I choose to use the treadmill, when it was used as a method of torture, that wasn't an option.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So what?
      for entertainment. you might as well ask why we should care about what kinds of foods caesar's army ate were considered luxury due to scarcity when we can just go out and buy it in a few minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they used to boil field mice in honey

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Giving someone water is torture if you waterboard them with it. Putting someone's dick in your mouth is torture if you bite it off. Slicing into someone is torture if you're not a trained surgeon doing a procedure.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, and?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sisyphus must be jacked by now, who saw him last

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys really not have a crucifix over your stair climber?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christians are so weird

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is no argument for your obese atheism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone who isn't a pagan is an atheist
        Anon...

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, I run quite frequently, and I think the treadmill is torture. Not even joking, I can run for 10+ miles outside at a nice pace and enjoy it. Put me on a treadmill, same pace, listening to the same music/podcast/tv show/etc and I will be tired of that shit after 3 miles.
    I can only guess it’s psychological that I am running and can see I’m not going anywhere that it just ruins me.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah because after you were done you'd be hiking 15 miles to get back to your fricking house to then wake up and then do another 20 mile hike to get to your manual labor job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >prisoners walking home from jail every day after being tortured

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have you seen the slags brits had to deal with? even more cruel to have to make them go home to them at night

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine using a treadmill when you can just run or walk outside. Soulless bugmen.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >see IST, exercise is actually a form of torture and you're a mindless sheep for getting on the revolving israelite

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    living the dream

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based, I hate myself and I look to punish myself more, guess cardio is back on the menu!

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there should be government-mandated treadmill labor for fatties. The medical care they require is a drain on society, and they have a debt to repay. The treadmills could be used to power factories, grain mills, or any number of things. Make them pay what they owe

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