>extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training

>extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training
>has a physique that's a contender for worst of all time

How does this happen?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training
    Why are you making bullshit up

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training
    sure, if you consider all the dyels on here that watch morons on youtube "extremely knowledgeable"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't know much more than the average poster here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TBtbh I'd lick where the feces exit her body

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      interesting how the only time you see panties over the garter belt is in porn. normal women always wear it correctly but porn always does the opposite I assume because they might direct her to take them off and don't want to waste the time? idk just a guess

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ANAL DRIFT
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  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guy b***hes about "le basedslop" meme but eats nothing but fast food and even had videos i remember where he vlogged on the way to get some in his car lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna cry?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think he actually lifts all that much

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    he's been on trt for like 10+ years and his max squat is 285

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's playing it up for the camera, goober.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he told dasha on his podcast he benches 225

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trt hgh ss and a dogshit diet

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam is a prime example of "do as I say, not as I do"
    He constantly goes against all of the, what I think is, solid advice.
    He eats like shit, looks like shit and is a disgusting slob.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. i hate that he said "dont go the easy route and make something disgusting and ironic. make something beautiful and sincere" and he has barely managed to do that in his whole career. he has some things but most of his shit, especially post world peace has been fricking garbage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his insecurity is a great motivator to produce things, but his true self comes out in it all: he has some of the worst aspects of early millennial hipster irony brain. he is incapable of creating beauty because he is deeply insecure in a feminine and not artistic manner.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His physique does not look bad. He clearly just does strength training and does not seem to care about looks besides looking big. He's also a pretty weird looking balding man and a male models physque would look pretty strange imo, bloatmaxxxing is probably the right way to go

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training
    lol

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not so bad heres a thought experiment cut his face out of the picture and there you go just a regular amateur bodybuilder bulking body

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training
    straight up not true. all his tips are milquetoast "google starting strength and do gomad bro" hes a fricking midwit. he even recommended this board which is fricking funny

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually know Sam irl and he just eats out all the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is he always like his persona or is it just that? He strikes me as thr type of dude to crack off a few bangers at odd times to catch you off guard

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely knowledgeable on fitness and lifting and training
    according to who? sam hyde probably has more knowledge than the average gymrat but it isn't his main pursuit so clearly he doesnt care that much
    >has a physique that's a contender for worst of all time
    he eats a garbage diet obviously

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just tall and takes roids and you call him a fitness expert.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a lazy, high-iq moron
    that's how

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, bodybuilding at 6'5 is probably really difficult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit, he's just lazy and thinks he knows better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know how short men typically look better with a lot of muscle mass, and are usually the ones at bodybuilding competitions? It is possible to be tall and look like a Greek god statue, but it's literally more muscle to have to work with and be conscience of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You know how short men typically look better with a lot of muscle mass
          No, they don't. They just need to meet a lower caloric intake to build it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this'll probably be called cope, but I don't think he actually cares. It might actually be better for him to look like that since he's kinda always leaned into the ogremode vibe, fits him better I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. He doesnt really take fitness that seriously beyond just being strong and knowing how to box. It would be pointless for him to look like a shredded bodybuilder, since he doesnt really have the genetics to pull off the twinkboy look. Going ogremode is much more appropriate for someone of his height and melon skull

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't take being strong or boxing seriously either lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Sam needs to get his shit together.
          His haircut and physique makes him look homeless. Love the dude, but why the frick does he not care about how he looks? Literally just get a normal haircut and wear nice clothes. Its not hard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's what extreme daddy issues and growing up with a silver spoon does to a homie

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because it's funny to give so little of a frick that you become a disgusting hermit. that's why he does it.

            Sam is a prime example of "do as I say, not as I do"
            He constantly goes against all of the, what I think is, solid advice.
            He eats like shit, looks like shit and is a disgusting slob.

            agreed. he's a little undisciplined, but it's understandable that he wouldn't have time to focus on all of that shit when he's running a business and streaming. his financial advice is interesting but you should take into consideration that a lot of his wealth comes from lucking out on bitcoin.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHBHW

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does he not drink and have a gut like that? HGH?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knowing a lot about working out =/= actually doing it consistently

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looking good for the b***hes is lame
    Looking muscular but unkept looks cool and like you're naturally muscular

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think looksmaxxing would actually help his job (comedian)

    remember what norm mcdonld's said about standup, you should try to come off as dumb to the audience, you are a clown, they dont want the clown to be smarter than them

    they dont want the clown to look better than them either

    but if the clown mogs them they wont mess with the clown so the muscle is helpful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yet hordes of comedians are more successful than norm and sam combined and multiplied and they look better. even 'slobs' in that sam hyde circle like shane gillis and nick mullen and luis gomez take care of their appearance and try to look good

      that norm quote doesn't even make sense even in the context of his own career. the guy is well read and you can tell from a minute of his stand up. no 'posing' to be a joe schmoe is going to help

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde is not knowledgeable lol
    he's a comedian. he's a pretty funny bullshitter and is good at the provocateur and tim and eric andy kauffman ironic butthole style of comedy, but the people that take his life advice seriously are pathetic

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's wrong about deadlifting and gives weird chiropractic advice for back health. He also vouches for marvin cook so I imagine he DKSAB

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know how often he lift

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He eats like shit. Watch his streams and his diet consist of
    >fast food
    >hot wings
    >chips
    >candy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't care. he'd heem you and he's orders of magnitude richer than you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sup Sam!

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aesthetics is for dyel twinks

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >HASAN PIKERRRRR
      >IM COMING TO KILL YOU
      >IN LOS ANGELES, AT YOUR HOUSE
      >NO, IN REAL LIFE

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro says deadlifting messes up your back hahahahaha

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When he was lifting on fishtank he asked the trainer he brought on about slow eccentric after the guy was telling the contestants to slow down. The guy reiterated it and Sam says something like "I'm gonna keep doing it fast." I found that amusing.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Sam is knowledgable about lifting
    lmao
    Also his physique is fantastic. I wish I knew the secret to a body that makes men faint and women miscarry when you enter a room.

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