Fapoids WILLINGLY drain themselves of protein and minerals just to make their peepees feel funny

Fapoids WILLINGLY drain themselves of protein and minerals just to make their peepees feel funny

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I been fucking again lately and jesus it drains you these hoes aren’t worth it, stay incel mode for max gains

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haha but not me i am da based alpha who ignores my basic human instincts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now listen to your “basic human instinct” to sit on your ass and eat candy all day fapoid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (You) missed my point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No he didn't? If we just followed our instincts like animals we'd all be unemployed, morbidly obese serial rapists with no redeeming qualities. For generations it was understood that master masterbation was a bad behaviour, same as overeating, being lazy etc. Sacrificing your ability to be a good person for instant gratification.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If we just followed our instincts like animals we'd all be [...] morbidly obese
            Speak for yourself. If I ate on instinct, it would probably be every other day and I'd end up even skinnier than I am.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >instincts is to procreate
      >cums into a sock
      lmao embarrassing appeal to nature

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >embarrassing
        You don't touch your dick because of an online trend.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Masturbation is traditionally considered harmful. Several cultures ritualistically mutilate their sons penises to prevent it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you’re saying garden gnomes are right and Christians are wrong? Got it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              garden gnomes are running the world mate. But Christians are somehow right? Yeah, I don't think so

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't talk about things you don't have knowledge of, you risk embarrassing yourself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you wouldn't know any of that if not for the NoFap subreddit.

            William Kellogg - coolest historical figure? When I found out he invented cornflakes to treat masturbating I was like: "Wow, very cool, and definitely not embarrassing."

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting how these masturbation advocates seem to think they're fighting an enemy. Presumably an enemy they want to harm. What mechanism are they using to harm this enemy, I wonder?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you’re laughing at the retarded kid in class you’re not doing so because you’re enemies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >left wing 'humor'
                A manifestation of their murderous hatred.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The fuck are you smoking bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Broke my dick yesterday after edging for 6 hours. Going to limit it to only when I'm drunk now, which is once a week

                true. it's why every "meme" they make is just a rant

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't do it because I'm not a subhuman hedonist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And to brag about your streak.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even count it
              counting it and bragging about it would be a form of narcissism
              and narcissism is a form of mental insanity
              that would mean they are deriving just as much pleasure if not more
              I am nothing more but a preacher for your benefit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's your streak now? Highest streak? Damn. Imagine if you went four years without masturbating. If that happened they'd definitely have to make it an Olympic event.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Online trend
          >the biggest minds of the greeks, romans against masturbation 1000s of years ago
          youre a fucking retard and a waste of oxygen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NoFap was invented by the Romans
            No

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you touch your dick because of pixels on a screen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel great when I dont touch my dick and I feel like utter shit when I do. You gays make some philosophy out of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all these redditors seething, cant believe how many people thing not cooming is gonna change their life. A mark of a true low T virgin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can any cultists explain to me how my penis understands what im cumming in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think jacking off to the most degenerate porn you can find has anything to do with basic human instinct. you are trying to appeal to nature but you fail to take into account every other variable in the equation. im not a historian but i dont think that people jacked off to this extent before porn. if their peepee was hard they would go rape or get a whore.

      it's not even your basic human instinct, it's a quick fix for a dopamine hit that is really easily accessible thanks to internet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr ancient people never jerked off
        Yeah you're right you arn't a historian bud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like you you saved an image of some random ancient porn just to use in an anonymous internet argument. Not sad at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope for being wrong while arguing about muh based nofap on 4chin
            lol lmao even
            ill out smug you bitch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >humans have tails
          that's clearly a depiction of a coomer demon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a depiction of a satyr, a legendary creature renowned for its perversion. It's not meant to be a model to emulate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your instinct tells you to breed the hottest bitch not to fap alone in your bedroom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, instinct. That's what separates man from animal and has allowed us to build civilization. By listening to our most base, primal, and immediate pleasure seeking instincts.
      You're right anon, good job being so clever on this one.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the best most common-sense arguments against masturbation. You're wasting nutrients.

    It's not worth cooming unless you want to have a kid. Religious people were right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just have a sandwich and you're replenished. nothing magic in cum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are actually correct, there is nothing magical about cum. Only weird cultist pagans believed that cum had some otherworldly powers.
        The real argument is that masturbation is just self abuse and sinful in nature.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cooming feels 100x better than saving 1 miligram of protein.

        >everyone is deficient in nutrients
        >thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
        Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.

        You're already so deficient you can't think properly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          checked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >everyone is deficient in nutrients
            >thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
            Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.

            You're already so deficient you can't think properly.

            yup. its nofap time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy mother of DIGITS
          it's confirmed, fapping is for retards. save your nutrients

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No sexo?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my fucking God. I guess I'm not cooming for a while

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No more fapping then I guess

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m gonna nut in spite of your digits.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coomers on suicide watch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fapoids cant into discipline

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NoFap it is then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no more yanky my wanky! the donger need food!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In honour of those digits, I will not touch my penis for two (2) weeks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dois mia
            coomer btfo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >everyone is deficient in nutrients
            >thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
            Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.

            You're already so deficient you can't think properly.

            Blessed thread

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          straight up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          digits confirm

          why do they call it NUTrients huh?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How will gnomish porn shills ever recover?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          witnessed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I understand now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Digits of truth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          w i t n e s s e d

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those digits. Were nofap bros right this whole time? Dear God what have I done?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WITNESSED
          Hands off ur cock bros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No fap 23 it is then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, witnessed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I am never touching my cock again. Fucking digits wizard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy fuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/2wMPgAh.jpg

          In honour of those digits, I will not touch my penis for two (2) weeks

          https://i.imgur.com/mqg6xZV.jpg

          digits confirm

          why do they call it NUTrients huh?

          checked and blessed, I will not fap for a month

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Witnessed. Checked.

          I'm never touching my dick again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I won't come anymore, thank you magic anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I took my hand out of my pants out of respect

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i will not jerk off for a week now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because of this I will not fap for 5 months. Originally I was thinking how the hell is this gonna work but after watching shin Ultraman I felt the indomitable human spirit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im with you bro, on nofap day 1.5, before starting i coomed like 10 times ina row, for 5 hours straight. Skipped my lifting day cause i slept late, and felt like shit the next day. Wagmi, except for those coomfags.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, most retards eat warm flour mixed with water and call it "food".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like 5g of meat lmao. The cum cultists on IST, I swear...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cooming feels 100x better than saving 1 miligram of protein.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cooming doesnt feel good, ur just cilling a void that the addiction itself created, the worst part of it is it makes other areas of life, like working out, less rewarding due to it numbing ur dopamine receptors

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I don’t
          Sounds more like a (you) problem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You msy just be weird anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cooming feels good
        doesn't mean it is good
        never give in to your eros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bro just jack off it’s only 1% of your gains
        >bro just eat seed oils it’s only 1% of your gains
        >bro just Ingest microplastics it’s only 1% of your gains
        Die garden gnome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Religious people were right
      Always has been. May Jesus Christ bless you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your body doesn't use the nutrients anyway kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.
        >a substance that provides nourishment essential for growth and the maintenance of life.
        Is the literal definition of nutrients

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah your body simply does not reuse the nutrients in your semen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you expel them, your body needs to replenish them dumb coombrain fapoid

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I just fapped. so what? I don't do it every day. Only 1-2x a week.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except it doesn’t make my weewee feel good anymore.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat the coom

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep fucking failing bros

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I don't just recycle it
    Besides this claim is retarded. The most masculine and sucessful men in history had harems and coomed every day, even multiple times a day

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to fap or else the cum will fill your balls and there won't be any more space for the pee

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joke on you I'm on diet to get 7 time the base protein and minerals daily dose to fap more than you could ever imagine without any single side effect.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 150g of protein a day, how much is in one coom load? 0.1g?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember having sex with this girl and i had to stop and go lay down in the bathroom and pour cold water on myself. I was so overheated and exhausted from 15 minutes of sex. Being a powerlifter isnt easy. So now i just dont have sex and lift big weights

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    happy brain chemical feel good

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you rid your brain of nofap cope and guilt you will realise there is literally nothing wrong with cooming daily (or whenever so want). My energy and confidence is literally no different when I coom or abstain. It’s all just placebo and guilt associated with the bullshit you read online.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're the one coping bro you're an addict

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      pretty sure theres even muh studies on this that ED only happens to people that consume porn and feel bad too lol. sure whacking it several times daily is probably not good but the autism on nofap is so cringe. plus the second a girl touches you, you will premature ejaculate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might be the most sane person on fit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally missed my workout yesterday because i wacked it in the AM and lost all of my energy

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna hang around to update so here if anyone wanted a screengrab

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, saved.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop including worthless gay posts that just say "based" this monkey speak gayry adds nothing. God I fucking hate whities

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        U mad rabbi? :- )

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Shamrock

    >there’s people on this board who actually believe that not jacking off will be some life changing experience

    It’s a placebo and there’s no real evidence to back up any of the claims made about it. You guys are just as dumb as bitches who rub crystals over their body and believe in astrology.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We eat our own cum so we don't waste any nutrients.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I think about a lot, more nutrients means I'll get better gains from the gym, and if I waste them, what's the point of lifting, what's the point of anything? Haven't touched my dick since

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It always surprises me how these threads somehow attrack fap shills that feel the need to defense masturbation and porn consoom. What is there business? Lmaoo

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But my gf likes making me cum

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After a while your balls start to hurt. I think that's nature's way of saying you need to clean the pipes. Just don't be a coomer constantly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what are nocturnal emissions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've read people waiting months for that to finally happen. Why go through months of pain when you can rub your penis for 15 seconds and be done with it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Balls only hurt if you edge or watch porn.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i need a quick fap for falling sleep anon

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your point?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who jerks off without recycling their semen is a fucking retard. you're just going to deposit your energy into a tissue? figure your shit out

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I abuse stimulants of all kinds so my Peepee doesn't work regardless. I must say, semen retention is fucking bad for you, especially if you're high test. Avoid porn, but you should relieve yourself at least once a week - otherwise I get cramps from my full ballsack begging to be drained + I'm overly horny, which is distracting as fuck, but sometimes useful as a motivator.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Just because you’re weak willed doesn’t mean you’re high T. You’re an admitted drug addict ffs lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not coping about anything retard. You're the one that is doing semen retention to cure your porn addiction and desperately raise your test and nutrient supply.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t have a porn addiction cause I actually have sex.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat my own cum to get those back.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think touching peepee is bad but porn is absolutely horrible and should be banned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >should be banned
      Convince me why this should be true, bros. I hate porn, but I'm a constitutionalist. Why shouldn't pornography be free speech?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about free speech? I like right speech, fuck the wrong evil stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a gay retard. Please slice lengthwise.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine living in the age where you can easily access all scientific knowledge and still believing that semen retention has any benefits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine living in the age where you can easily access all scientific knowledge and choosing to ignore it because you want to touch yourself too badly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What science am I ignoring that says you get the nutrients back if you don't nut

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All of it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In that case you can surely show something

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I can. And don’t call me surely.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to see one of these studies as well, preferably one conducted by three gay gnomish doctors so I know it's for real. Till then I'll be masturbating to Mia Malkovas busted ass alone in my room and finishing in a crusty sock. Remember, until I see that study by the three gay gnomish doctors there's no reasoning on earth that could convince there's anything physically, mentally, or spiritually wrong with this act.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why's there so many nofap threads today?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are retards like you getting prostatitis from never jerking off. you need to get that nut off at least once a week retards. never jerking off and getting that shit out of your body is just as bad as jerking off multiple times a day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope coomer.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes but fapping helps me mentally: i have severe ED, nofap for me is literally the easiest thing in the world. but everything you heard about hormonal changes is true. i become overly aggressive, constantly edgy and anxious as fucking crazy. but after i jerk off even with a limp dick i feel like a thousand bucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So when do you graduate high school?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fitness?

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