Fapoids WILLINGLY drain themselves of protein and minerals just to make their peepees feel funny

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I been fricking again lately and jesus it drains you these hoes aren’t worth it, stay incel mode for max gains

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >haha but not me i am da based alpha who ignores my basic human instincts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now listen to your “basic human instinct” to sit on your ass and eat candy all day fapoid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        (You) missed my point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No he didn't? If we just followed our instincts like animals we'd all be unemployed, morbidly obese serial rapists with no redeeming qualities. For generations it was understood that master masterbation was a bad behaviour, same as overeating, being lazy etc. Sacrificing your ability to be a good person for instant gratification.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >If we just followed our instincts like animals we'd all be [...] morbidly obese
            Speak for yourself. If I ate on instinct, it would probably be every other day and I'd end up even skinnier than I am.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >instincts is to procreate
      >cums into a sock
      lmao embarrassing appeal to nature

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >embarrassing
        You don't touch your dick because of an online trend.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Masturbation is traditionally considered harmful. Several cultures ritualistically mutilate their sons penises to prevent it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So you’re saying israelites are right and Christians are wrong? Got it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Jews are running the world mate. But Christians are somehow right? Yeah, I don't think so

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Don't talk about things you don't have knowledge of, you risk embarrassing yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And you wouldn't know any of that if not for the NoFap subreddit.

            William Kellogg - coolest historical figure? When I found out he invented cornflakes to treat jerking off I was like: "Wow, very cool, and definitely not embarrassing."

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Interesting how these masturbation advocates seem to think they're fighting an enemy. Presumably an enemy they want to harm. What mechanism are they using to harm this enemy, I wonder?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you’re laughing at the moronic kid in class you’re not doing so because you’re enemies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >left wing 'humor'
                A manifestation of their murderous hatred.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you smoking homie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Broke my dick yesterday after edging for 6 hours. Going to limit it to only when I'm drunk now, which is once a week

                true. it's why every "meme" they make is just a rant

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't do it because I'm not a subhuman hedonist

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And to brag about your streak.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even count it
              counting it and bragging about it would be a form of narcissism
              and narcissism is a form of mental insanity
              that would mean they are deriving just as much pleasure if not more
              I am nothing more but a preacher for your benefit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What's your streak now? Highest streak? Damn. Imagine if you went four years without jerking off. If that happened they'd definitely have to make it an Olympic event.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Online trend
          >the biggest minds of the greeks, romans against masturbation 1000s of years ago
          youre a fricking moron and a waste of oxygen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >NoFap was invented by the Romans
            No

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And you touch your dick because of pixels on a screen

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I feel great when I dont touch my dick and I feel like utter shit when I do. You homosexuals make some philosophy out of it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          all these redditors seething, cant believe how many people thing not cooming is gonna change their life. A mark of a true low T virgin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can any cultists explain to me how my penis understands what im cumming in

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think jacking off to the most degenerate porn you can find has anything to do with basic human instinct. you are trying to appeal to nature but you fail to take into account every other variable in the equation. im not a historian but i dont think that people jacked off to this extent before porn. if their peepee was hard they would go rape or get a prostitute.

      it's not even your basic human instinct, it's a quick fix for a dopamine hit that is really easily accessible thanks to internet.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr ancient people never jerked off
        Yeah you're right you arn't a historian bud

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like you you saved an image of some random ancient porn just to use in an anonymous internet argument. Not sad at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cope for being wrong while arguing about muh based nofap on 4chin
            lol lmao even
            ill out smug you b***h

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >humans have tails
          that's clearly a depiction of a coomer demon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a depiction of a satyr, a legendary creature renowned for its perversion. It's not meant to be a model to emulate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your instinct tells you to breed the hottest b***h not to fap alone in your bedroom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, instinct. That's what separates man from animal and has allowed us to build civilization. By listening to our most base, primal, and immediate pleasure seeking instincts.
      You're right anon, good job being so clever on this one.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the best most common-sense arguments against masturbation. You're wasting nutrients.

    It's not worth cooming unless you want to have a kid. Religious people were right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just have a sandwich and you're replenished. nothing magic in cum

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are actually correct, there is nothing magical about cum. Only weird cultist pagans believed that cum had some otherworldly powers.
        The real argument is that masturbation is just self abuse and sinful in nature.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cooming feels 100x better than saving 1 miligram of protein.

        >everyone is deficient in nutrients
        >thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
        Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.

        You're already so deficient you can't think properly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          checked

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >everyone is deficient in nutrients
            >thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
            Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.

            You're already so deficient you can't think properly.

            yup. its nofap time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy mother of DIGITS
          it's confirmed, fapping is for morons. save your nutrients

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No sexo?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my fricking God. I guess I'm not cooming for a while

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No more fapping then I guess

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’m gonna nut in spite of your digits.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Coomers on suicide watch.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fapoids cant into discipline

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NoFap it is then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no more yanky my wanky! the donger need food!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In honour of those digits, I will not touch my penis for two (2) weeks

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dois mia
            coomer btfo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >everyone is deficient in nutrients
            >thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
            Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.

            You're already so deficient you can't think properly.

            Blessed thread

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Whoa

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          straight up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          digits confirm

          why do they call it NUTrients huh?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How will israeli porn shills ever recover?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          witnessed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I understand now.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Digits of truth

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          w i t n e s s e d

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Those digits. Were nofap bros right this whole time? Dear God what have I done?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          WITNESSED
          Hands off ur wiener bros

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No fap 23 it is then

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, witnessed.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I am never touching my wiener again. Fricking digits wizard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/2wMPgAh.jpg

          In honour of those digits, I will not touch my penis for two (2) weeks

          https://i.imgur.com/mqg6xZV.jpg

          digits confirm

          why do they call it NUTrients huh?

          checked and blessed, I will not fap for a month

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Witnessed. Checked.

          I'm never touching my dick again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I won't come anymore, thank you magic anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I took my hand out of my pants out of respect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i will not jerk off for a week now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because of this I will not fap for 5 months. Originally I was thinking how the hell is this gonna work but after watching shin Ultraman I felt the indomitable human spirit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im with you bro, on nofap day 1.5, before starting i coomed like 10 times ina row, for 5 hours straight. Skipped my lifting day cause i slept late, and felt like shit the next day. Wagmi, except for those coomgays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, most morons eat warm flour mixed with water and call it "food".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More like 5g of meat lmao. The cum cultists on IST, I swear...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cooming feels 100x better than saving 1 miligram of protein.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cooming doesnt feel good, ur just cilling a void that the addiction itself created, the worst part of it is it makes other areas of life, like working out, less rewarding due to it numbing ur dopamine receptors

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No I don’t
          Sounds more like a (you) problem

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You msy just be weird anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cooming feels good
        doesn't mean it is good
        never give in to your eros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bro just jack off it’s only 1% of your gains
        >bro just eat seed oils it’s only 1% of your gains
        >bro just Ingest microplastics it’s only 1% of your gains
        Die israelite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Religious people were right
      Always has been. May Jesus Christ bless you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your body doesn't use the nutrients anyway kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope.
        >a substance that provides nourishment essential for growth and the maintenance of life.
        Is the literal definition of nutrients

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah your body simply does not reuse the nutrients in your semen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If you expel them, your body needs to replenish them dumb coombrain fapoid

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I just fapped. so what? I don't do it every day. Only 1-2x a week.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Except it doesn’t make my weewee feel good anymore.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat the coom

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I keep fricking failing bros

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I don't just recycle it
    Besides this claim is moronic. The most masculine and sucessful men in history had harems and coomed every day, even multiple times a day

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to fap or else the cum will fill your balls and there won't be any more space for the pee

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Joke on you I'm on diet to get 7 time the base protein and minerals daily dose to fap more than you could ever imagine without any single side effect.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I eat 150g of protein a day, how much is in one coom load? 0.1g?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember having sex with this girl and i had to stop and go lay down in the bathroom and pour cold water on myself. I was so overheated and exhausted from 15 minutes of sex. Being a powerlifter isnt easy. So now i just dont have sex and lift big weights

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    happy brain chemical feel good

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you rid your brain of nofap cope and guilt you will realise there is literally nothing wrong with cooming daily (or whenever so want). My energy and confidence is literally no different when I coom or abstain. It’s all just placebo and guilt associated with the bullshit you read online.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're the one coping homie you're an addict

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this

      pretty sure theres even muh studies on this that ED only happens to people that consume porn and feel bad too lol. sure whacking it several times daily is probably not good but the autism on nofap is so cringe. plus the second a girl touches you, you will premature ejaculate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Might be the most sane person on fit

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally missed my workout yesterday because i wacked it in the AM and lost all of my energy

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna hang around to update so here if anyone wanted a screengrab

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, saved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop including worthless homosexual posts that just say "based" this monkey speak homosexualry adds nothing. God I fricking hate whities

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        U mad rabbi? :- )

  17. 1 year ago
    Shamrock

    >there’s people on this board who actually believe that not jacking off will be some life changing experience

    It’s a placebo and there’s no real evidence to back up any of the claims made about it. You guys are just as dumb as b***hes who rub crystals over their body and believe in astrology.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We eat our own cum so we don't waste any nutrients.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is what I think about a lot, more nutrients means I'll get better gains from the gym, and if I waste them, what's the point of lifting, what's the point of anything? Haven't touched my dick since

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It always surprises me how these threads somehow attrack fap shills that feel the need to defense masturbation and porn consoom. What is there business? Lmaoo

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But my gf likes making me cum

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    After a while your balls start to hurt. I think that's nature's way of saying you need to clean the pipes. Just don't be a coomer constantly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what are nocturnal emissions

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've read people waiting months for that to finally happen. Why go through months of pain when you can rub your penis for 15 seconds and be done with it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Balls only hurt if you edge or watch porn.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i need a quick fap for falling sleep anon

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's your point?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who jerks off without recycling their semen is a fricking moron. you're just going to deposit your energy into a tissue? figure your shit out

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I abuse stimulants of all kinds so my Peepee doesn't work regardless. I must say, semen retention is fricking bad for you, especially if you're high test. Avoid porn, but you should relieve yourself at least once a week - otherwise I get cramps from my full ballsack begging to be drained + I'm overly horny, which is distracting as frick, but sometimes useful as a motivator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. Just because you’re weak willed doesn’t mean you’re high T. You’re an admitted drug addict ffs lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not coping about anything moron. You're the one that is doing semen retention to cure your porn addiction and desperately raise your test and nutrient supply.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t have a porn addiction cause I actually have sex.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I eat my own cum to get those back.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think touching peepee is bad but porn is absolutely horrible and should be banned.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >should be banned
      Convince me why this should be true, bros. I hate porn, but I'm a constitutionalist. Why shouldn't pornography be free speech?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about free speech? I like right speech, frick the wrong evil stuff.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're a gay moron. Please slice lengthwise.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine living in the age where you can easily access all scientific knowledge and still believing that semen retention has any benefits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine living in the age where you can easily access all scientific knowledge and choosing to ignore it because you want to touch yourself too badly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What science am I ignoring that says you get the nutrients back if you don't nut

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            In that case you can surely show something

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I can. And don’t call me surely.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to see one of these studies as well, preferably one conducted by three gay israeli doctors so I know it's for real. Till then I'll be jerking off to Mia Malkovas busted ass alone in my room and finishing in a crusty sock. Remember, until I see that study by the three gay israeli doctors there's no reasoning on earth that could convince there's anything physically, mentally, or spiritually wrong with this act.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why's there so many nofap threads today?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there are morons like you getting prostatitis from never jerking off. you need to get that nut off at least once a week morons. never jerking off and getting that shit out of your body is just as bad as jerking off multiple times a day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cope coomer.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes but fapping helps me mentally: i have severe ED, nofap for me is literally the easiest thing in the world. but everything you heard about hormonal changes is true. i become overly aggressive, constantly edgy and anxious as fricking crazy. but after i jerk off even with a limp dick i feel like a thousand bucks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So when do you graduate high school?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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