Fart yoga

Could somebody attest to the effectiveness of "fart yoga"? I heard it's specifically designed to make you release gas, and I want to try it because I suffer from bloating. Which makes me look skinnyfat even though I'm rather slim.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For example:

    this is "10 Min Yoga To Fart and Poop"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >giant freemason tattoo
      yikes!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Her schnoz is pretty epic. Are these ~~*khazar farts*~~?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >giant freemason tattoo
      yikes!

      Are the Illuminati trying to make us fart, bros?
      Is /poopretention/ the way to unlock secret powers?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was relaxing to watch

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd fix up your diet before trying "fart toga"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have already lowered carbs and salt (and FODMAP), helps somewhat but I still have hard belly at all times

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post what you ate yesterday with measurements

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >lowered carbs
        You are supposed to increase intake of stuff that alleviates bloating like fermented food and fibre. Protein is really the only one where decreasing makes sense but of course this is IST. Also you will have better results doing stomach vacuums.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fiber cause bloating. Fermented foods can cause bloating too but do help digestion in the longer run.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Fiber cause bloating
            If you increase them abruptly, yes. And I think it's only one type of fibre, but that's not really relevant, the food generally has them mixed so it's not like you can separate the types unless you are a supgay. Whatever the case is, my point is introducing them to my diet reduced my bloat significantly.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I’m sure some people are different but eating any amount of fiber causes me bloating regardless of how quickly I introduce into my diet. I ate high fiber for years because that’s the conventional advice for bloating and constipation and it only made things worse. Once I removed all fiber from my diet, bloating and constipation were instantly gone. I feel infinitely better not eating fiber.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Strict low FODMAP basically instantly lowered my gas issues from ~100 death farts a day to 4-5 regular ones, less water retention and no bloating. It really works if the core issue is IBS.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this

      I had lots of constipation and bloating until I tried an elimination diet. I suggest carnivore, it’s take up to 6 weeks for your body to get used to it but it was worth it for me. Then you can reintroduce foods one at a time and see what foods cause issues.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nice foot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice everything - dream girl fr fr ngl

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eat more legumes you sissy

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I suffer from bloating. Which makes me look skinnyfat even though I'm rather slim.
    look up pelvic tilt, moron

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating foods that give you gas. Start taking gas reliving pills. Eventually you stop having that problem. For me it's bread. So now I look like a ketotard everytime I eat a burger bunless, but it saves me from 30minutes of trapped gas and loud farts

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there is a yoga studio in my city where they have combo hot yoga/fart yoga classes. I want to be in an enclosed in a hot, stifling space with a bunch of womens who are sweaty and brapping. Heaven.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being skinny was pretty based in this aspect. I like to sleep with my stomach down and with my legs just like that
    Just dat was enough to make me gape fart
    Now my ass too phat and I cant fart damn

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