fartmaxxing

What kind of diet should I eat to make my farts as potent as humanly possible? Are there any supplements that can help?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dairy + fodmaps.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just let rip a fart that bubbled/rattled in my pants and now my room stinks of rotten egg.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 5 cloves of garlic in a stew with kidney beans. I did a quacker fart in the bathtub and now the bathroom smells like a kebab shop

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs and salt should do it. Make sure to hold your shit in as long as possible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And dont forget beef jerky inbetween your salt egg meals.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dairy and chili

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pickled eggs and baked beans, and the forecast is set for fecal thunder.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had spaghetti bolognese earlier. Just did a fart that sounded like coal being crushed under a steel gate and now my house stinks of burnt garlic.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the library yesterday as the librarian's a 9/10 qt and I wanted to ask her out. Beforehand, I had an egg and spinach roll. I sat down with a book near her desk, and suddenly my backside went PARP -PARP-QUAAACCKKK and I filled my pants with liquid poo, as she gave me a funny look. I had to wait until she helped an old Asian woman send an email before I ran out of the library and walked home with my coat tied around my waist to hide my poo-drenched trousers.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 of the Cabbage Diet and I've been honking non-stop, every 30 seconds, for the past 6 hours.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Before midnight mass on Xmas Eve, I popped into an Indian restaurant and ordered egg vindaloo, curried lentils, lime pickle and a peshwari naan. When I got to church and genuflected, my anus made a noise like a zipper being pulled up sharply and I emitted a foul wind. Seconds later, the church stank like a public lavatory. I was so ashamed, I spent the entire service kneeling with my head in my hands.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Femanon here - my bf spent Xmas Eve drinking Guinness and whiskey with his friends. He then spent all of Xmas Day in bed, farting (the smell was unbearable) and moaning, "Alas, my poor rectum".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was farting up my cum, also YWNBAW

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I once ate a bowl of brussel sprouts, pan-fried with garlic butter and chestnuts, and had such a violent fart it felt like I'd been coshed on the back of the neck.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sulfur for smell, fibre for volume

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know that 4 Big Macs usually makes the area beneath my duvet smell like a McDonalds delivery bag.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become lactose intolerant and drink tons of milk. worked for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Diabetic and fruit juice is a good one too.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate two tuna sandwiches and a wedge of iberico cheese and my farts have been smelling like burnt rubber for the past 3 hours

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOPSAD + Beans

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