What kind of diet should I eat to make my farts as potent as humanly possible? Are there any supplements that can help?
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What kind of diet should I eat to make my farts as potent as humanly possible? Are there any supplements that can help?
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I just let rip a fart that bubbled/rattled in my pants and now my room stinks of rotten egg.
I ate 5 cloves of garlic in a stew with kidney beans. I did a quacker fart in the bathtub and now the bathroom smells like a kebab shop
Eggs and salt should do it. Make sure to hold your shit in as long as possible.
And dont forget beef jerky inbetween your salt egg meals.
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Pickled eggs and baked beans, and the forecast is set for fecal thunder.
I had spaghetti bolognese earlier. Just did a fart that sounded like coal being crushed under a steel gate and now my house stinks of burnt garlic.
I went to the library yesterday as the librarian's a 9/10 qt and I wanted to ask her out. Beforehand, I had an egg and spinach roll. I sat down with a book near her desk, and suddenly my backside went PARP -PARP-QUAAACCKKK and I filled my pants with liquid poo, as she gave me a funny look. I had to wait until she helped an old Asian woman send an email before I ran out of the library and walked home with my coat tied around my waist to hide my poo-drenched trousers.
Day 1 of the Cabbage Diet and I've been honking non-stop, every 30 seconds, for the past 6 hours.
Disgusting
Before midnight mass on Xmas Eve, I popped into an Indian restaurant and ordered egg vindaloo, curried lentils, lime pickle and a peshwari naan. When I got to church and genuflected, my anus made a noise like a zipper being pulled up sharply and I emitted a foul wind. Seconds later, the church stank like a public lavatory. I was so ashamed, I spent the entire service kneeling with my head in my hands.
Femanon here - my bf spent Xmas Eve drinking Guinness and whiskey with his friends. He then spent all of Xmas Day in bed, farting (the smell was unbearable) and moaning, "Alas, my poor rectum".
He was farting up my cum, also YWNBAW
I once ate a bowl of brussel sprouts, pan-fried with garlic butter and chestnuts, and had such a violent fart it felt like I'd been coshed on the back of the neck.
Sulfur for smell, fibre for volume
I know that 4 Big Macs usually makes the area beneath my duvet smell like a McDonalds delivery bag.
Become lactose intolerant and drink tons of milk. worked for me.
Diabetic and fruit juice is a good one too.
I ate two tuna sandwiches and a wedge of iberico cheese and my farts have been smelling like burnt rubber for the past 3 hours
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