Fat People Hate thread

Fat People Hate thread

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait
    I thought she was annorexic now
    Why is she eating American dogs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anorexia for these people Is feeling insecure about your weight for 5 minutes a day and eating entire buffets after

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and truthpilled. Dont let them live in delusion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and truthpilled. Dont let them live in delusion

      Two girls came up to me and told me they liked me at a party
      They both asked why I didn't like them back
      Didn't have the nuts to tell the two 5 foot flat whales they looked liked bags of lard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        One time I was in undergrad at a bar, it was a crowded night, I was sitting talking to a friend drinking and this grill walks up (sort of hot tbqh) and says "Hey, my friend is really shy but wants to go home with someone tonight and though you looked like her type." So in about 5 seconds my brain was cycling through
        >she's fat 100%
        >if she's ugly how do I not cause a scene and bail
        >just ask what she looks like, but that would probably blow it

        Anyways I figured I'd have more chances later that night so I just said "sorry I'm seeing someone". Anyways, about a half hour later I see the asker leaving the place with who I assume was the friend and she was definitely bangable, big tits sort of on the short side though. Felt like a fucking idiot.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just ask what she looks like, but that would probably blow it
          Nah, if you asked civilly it wouldn't have been a problem. The girl would've probably pointed her out. Just so you know for next time anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't want to date some coward that sends her friend to ask dudes out for her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No but you'd fuck her I hope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based, no need to be a dick about it but don't back down either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nicest thing you could do for a person. So many people blow smoke up someone's ass. Sometimes they just need to get a wake up call.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Up front and respectful honesty is really the best response in these situations

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So brutal, I honestly feel bad
      Would never ever date a fat woman though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your honesty.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking hate tattos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Tattoos are so fucking hot and a sleeve/full back tattoo on a hot thicc or IST woman makes me diamonds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no lol, this reads like a roastie trying to validate her poor life choices

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever bro I'm getting my full sleeve done soon and I've had women literally suck my dick within 30 minutes of them striking up a conversation about my tattoos

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro, he's referring to her tattoos, not general, the fucking miss piggy cringe the lard beast has on the appendage that might be an arm.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I actually think he was referring to tattoos in general

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, tattoos look awful, in general. Some do look good, but I would never get one myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure anyone who has a tattoo won't like you anyways neckbeardo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah tattoos are just shitty, dirty bandaids for insecurity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yeah tattoos usually look terrible but how low IQ do you have to be to only have that realization after photoshopping? That's like saying "I didn't know my bald girlfriend would look better with hair until I put a wig on her".

        And plus anybody who writes 7 paragraphs on Reddit about relationship problems is an ugly basedboy, you can't convince me otherwise.
        >I was never particularly happy when she was getting them
        >but I was just glad she was excited
        >and again, it's her choice what she puts on her body.
        holy moly this screams of beta cuck energy. He doesn't deserve better.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would without a shred of hesitation.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this bitch would be legendary if she was thin. what a fucking shame

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fat people but I've heard fat girls give the best head so I'm a bit conflicted

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's propaganda to get you to sleep with them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't want to sleep with them, I just want the head. I don't want to have to look at their disgusting folds and smell whatever horrible odors they produce. I just want a fat bitch to suck me off, preferably while I watch TV or something else to distract from her presence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >[blank] gives the best head
      The only rational way this could ever be true is if maybe you are talking about milfs or something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true at all
      The best head I've ever had was from a tiny fit Japanese 19 year old girl, who ironically claimed to be a virgin.
      Everyone else used too much teeth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost my virginity to a fatty and I couldn't even stay hard while she was blowing me. I was 15 at the time too. She was just too round, I couldn't find her attractive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My condolences

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m shamefully a virgin and wanna ask you guys quietly in this thread

        >do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
        >is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
        I’m kind of worried about when the day comes and I blow my load in 20 seconds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My first time having sex it was hard to keep it hard despite being very attracted to the girl. You enter some new level of shock and amazement when you see a fully naked girl and get to stick your pee pee in her, so yea it happens and it's normal. The chick was cool with it. We didn't end up finishing because we thought we heard my dad arrived home. If my memory servers me correctly, it did take a while the second time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds embarrassing but I’ll have to get over it when it’s time

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like I said, she was sweet and understood. I don't feel embarrassed by it, a lot of people have weird / silly shit that happens to them on their first time. It's normal.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
                If they know you're a virgin it'll be fine probably
                >>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
                Yeah. I hate condom sex and rarely do it because it doesn't feel as good

                >do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
                It depends, honestly. There are some women out there that do like fucking virgins in the same way men like to "deflower" them. There are also women that expect a man to be experienced and to be ready to go at a moment's notice. It's hard to give you a straight answer on this one. I was with a girl and told her it was my second time and it turned her on. If you're so nervous you literally cannot get hard then I'm sure not many would enjoy that, but that's the risk you have to take. The more you do it, the more comfortable you get, and the easier it becomes.

                >is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
                Yeah probably, but in your case don't stress about it because you're going to cum in under a minute. Condom on or off, you're going to nut pretty fucking quick, just accept it. I've been lucky to be with a a woman that didn't care as long as I could keep going. I've just nutted in the first couple minutes, stayed hard, and kept going until they came and they didn't notice, though you can only get away with this with a condom on probably.

                In more motivated to lose these last few pounds, thanks bros (6’5 210lbs)

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Woah, NSFW. Censor the other nips as well!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dickfoot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
          If they know you're a virgin it'll be fine probably
          >>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
          Yeah. I hate condom sex and rarely do it because it doesn't feel as good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
          It depends, honestly. There are some women out there that do like fucking virgins in the same way men like to "deflower" them. There are also women that expect a man to be experienced and to be ready to go at a moment's notice. It's hard to give you a straight answer on this one. I was with a girl and told her it was my second time and it turned her on. If you're so nervous you literally cannot get hard then I'm sure not many would enjoy that, but that's the risk you have to take. The more you do it, the more comfortable you get, and the easier it becomes.

          >is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
          Yeah probably, but in your case don't stress about it because you're going to cum in under a minute. Condom on or off, you're going to nut pretty fucking quick, just accept it. I've been lucky to be with a a woman that didn't care as long as I could keep going. I've just nutted in the first couple minutes, stayed hard, and kept going until they came and they didn't notice, though you can only get away with this with a condom on probably.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was 15 years back, I was a coomer and thought porn ruined be and yet when I had my first (pretty okay girl, not ugly or fat or anything) I didn't cum at all for 40 minutes because of anxiety.

          Me thinking I would come too fast made me not cum at all. I had to fake orgasm for her to not feel bad. She was a bit autistic so I think she believed it but I feel most normal girls will be fine with you being a virgin. Most girls aren't what you see in the internet.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've faked it before, just sort of got tired of it tbqh and was sick of phoning it in.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get diamond fucking hard when my girlfriend hugs me; the idea that anyone under 25 can't stay hard during sex I legitimately cannot process.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          simply stop caring and remember to have fun. but I'm a virgin too, so...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
          I wouldn't say "offense" but it's not going to help your cause much. Some nervousness is okay and actually normal given the circumstances. Being so nervous it renders you physically dysfunctional is not.

          Although I would ask if this is something that's actually happened to you or just something you're afraid will happen to you. I was nervous as hell my first time but that didn't stop my dick from doing its job. You're biologically programmed to do this shit, anon. Unless you're *really* overthinking it your body will be on autopilot to some extent regardless of what your brain is doing.

          >>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
          All other things being equal, yes. It kills some of the sensation. Your level of horniness is actually much more significant, though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
          Mostly they get really insecure and blame themselves, they'll think its because theyre not hot enough unless you explain to them youre nervous
          >is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
          Yes, way easier.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >When the day comes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I never understand. People talk about how they'll do anything and all that shit - but how the fuck can you stay hard when you're fucking an animal? They're just so deeply unattractive that it doesn't matter if they want to do everything I want, they're disgustingly unattractive

        https://i.imgur.com/7mg0kQl.jpg

        I’m shamefully a virgin and wanna ask you guys quietly in this thread

        >do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
        >is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
        I’m kind of worried about when the day comes and I blow my load in 20 seconds

        Mostly they'll just think it's them to be honest. I found it difficult to keep hard the first time, even though I was rock hard while she was jerking me off. I just said I had cramp in my foot that was putting me off (lame excuse but it worked). A few minutes later once I had relaxed a bit it was fine. Afterwards she said she thought I didn't find her attractive but I reassured her it was the cramp (devilish I know).

        Condoms are fucking awful though. I'd rather not have sex than have sex with a condom. I legit hate them, they're such a boner killer for me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but how the fuck can you stay hard when you're fucking an animal?

          habibi, I...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            As if you've any room to talk. Only time you're not fucking goats is when you're fucking your cousin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost my virginity to a prostitute at 22 so what you said doesn't sound pathetic to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not care for head so I cannot comment, but I (regretfully) dated a chubby chick, and she was down to do ANYTHING. I could fuck you in the ass like a dog anytime I wanted. It was what held our relationship. In hind sight, she was probably insecure and was only ok with that stuff because she didn't want the relationship to fail (I broke up with her after a couple of years).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Letting a fat womans mouth near my penis scares me. I always think they're gonna bite it off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          does anyone know if that anon turned into a fatty at the first full moon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          60% chance this is fake
          That's a really weird angle to bite someone at.
          Would be more natural/believable if the bite wound was perpendicular.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >blunt human teeth somehow lacerated the flesh while the jaw was at full extension
          >pale skin isnt inflamed at all
          >fatty "surprisingly strong" "surprisingly fast"
          >anon has abs and attracts women of any kind
          Sad larp even by 2011 standards. There are already plenty of good reasons to hate fatties without making shit up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience, it's not true.
      I was FWB w/ a heavier girl with a big and amazing butt and great face. One of our first nights together, she says, "I'm going to suck your soul out through your dick" and proceeds to give one of the most mediocre blow jobs I've ever had. I mean, it wasn't BAD, but it definitely wasn't good.
      People vary. She was a cool chick- and sure, go for it if you want, but not for JUST that reason or you may be disappointed and just end up with a bad experience overall. This girl was actually pretty good, when I look back- should have knocked her up idk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for coming to my Tedtalks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want elite head either have a gay dude or an art hoe with a cluster B personality disorder suck you off. What you've heard is just hamplanet copium.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cluster B aren't humans in my book. And I think that's also why they're up to anything, those fuckers are just cum rags. Never date them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a terrible idea that ends poorly every time but for some reason I smash once and then think "maybe this time will be different." I am trapped in a prison of my own making.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a misunderstanding. They're not necessarily better at it, just more enthusiastic. Partially because they're insecure and eager to please but also just because they unironically like putting things in their mouth. Most people who overeat have an oral fixation in the classical Freudian sense

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They unironically do, and I never last long in bed with a fat girl. With a normal or skinny girl, I last like 45 minutes. I can't help what my body likes...

      https://i.imgur.com/nbPeBJO.jpg

      Fat People Hate thread

      I unironically would enjoy doggy with this whale.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her gut would hang horribly and her pussy looks like an elephants. You people who like fat chicks have either never seen one naked or are mentally ill. Also she must fucking STINK down there.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fat chicks I have been with have been squeaky clean, and I'd know, I exclusively do doggy. There was one petite chick I was with and I started doggy and dear god the smell made me limp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we dont call them the throt goats for nothing.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat women can easily become 10/10 if they just lose the fat and stay thin but apparently it's such a "unrealistic" requirement. Is it really that hard to not pig out nowadays for women?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really that hard to not pig out nowadays for women?
      Yes. They'll literally sit there eating deep fried corn nuts that smell like cow piss rather than avoid eating for a few hours a day. It's not just women either. Very few people are comfortable staying hungry for more than a few seconds anymore. The day I accepted that hunger was a great daily goal to have is when weight loss got ridiculously easy for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This baffles me since about half my calories come from alcohol and I'm losing (or at least maintaining) my weight.
        I can't imagine eating more than once every 3 or 4 hours.
        I basically only eat when the sun is down

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're going to be fun on here when the korsakoff's hits

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get blood tests regularly, and when I'm in a better space I don't have trouble not drinking
            But yeah that shit is horrifying

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Korsakoff's got my pop in his mid 50s, not worth it my friend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat women can easily become 10/10 if they just lose the fat
      Um what lol
      10/10 is literal perfection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a 10/10, even for women, means more than just not being fat.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl is interested in me but is admittedly kinda fat
    >says she wants to lose weight and start working out again
    >seen pictures of her when she was thin and she was hot as hell
    >straight marathon runner, soccer player
    >don't completely believe her that she'll lose the weight
    Every fat woman I've seen always says 'oh I want to lose some weight', but never makes the most basic of efforts to do so, and it's not like I can just say 'sure I'll go out with you if you lose weight'. I may try to reverse-architect this one, fellas. The upside could be glorious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes you absolutely can say that, and you should, it might be the fire under her ass she needs to make changes in life

      if women try real hard and wring every bit of smart from their walnut brains they can see the positive results of actions they havent even taken yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't completely believe her that she'll lose the weight
      Its up to you, bro. Exercise your natural right to control over girls. They'll love you for jt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >'oh I want to lose some weight'
      i have yet to meet someone who has said this and actually put a plan in place and got it done.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What advice to a give a girl like this? How do I motivate a woman who’s interested in losing weight?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When a woman says "I'll lose weight." Don't believe her.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much sugar do you guys usually put in your cokes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ffs Edgar they'll catch on to you and your skinsuit if you go around asking for that much sugar
      Just find the fucking galaxy and come home, DON'T eat it!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was young and dumb I once ate the whole sugar jar (probably around half a cup sugar) while fucking around in a cafe with friends. And yes, I was fat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ffs Edgar they'll catch on to you and your skinsuit if you go around asking for that much sugar
      Just find the fucking galaxy and come home, DON'T eat it!

      more...sugar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone tell me this isnt real

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at how they drink anon, its clearly fake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was coke, he did 4 not 5, and didn’t stir it.
      This has to be a joke?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just dropping by to say I hate fat people. See yous guys at the gym.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is chubby but I love her very much

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LESS TALK MORE FUNNY FATTIES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bench moves with him

      Attempted robbery?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing Minnie about this mouse damn

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >82 replies
    >14 images
    >10 of which aren't fph related
    worse /fph/ thread we've had in a while

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second you give people an excuse to blogpost the gays crawl out of the woodwork. We all have problems and there are a million places on this site where you can winge about them.

Your email address will not be published.