Fat People Hate thread
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Wait
I thought she was annorexic now
Why is she eating American dogs?
Anorexia for these people Is feeling insecure about your weight for 5 minutes a day and eating entire buffets after
Based and truthpilled. Dont let them live in delusion
Two girls came up to me and told me they liked me at a party
They both asked why I didn't like them back
Didn't have the nuts to tell the two 5 foot flat whales they looked liked bags of lard
One time I was in undergrad at a bar, it was a crowded night, I was sitting talking to a friend drinking and this grill walks up (sort of hot tbqh) and says "Hey, my friend is really shy but wants to go home with someone tonight and though you looked like her type." So in about 5 seconds my brain was cycling through
>she's fat 100%
>if she's ugly how do I not cause a scene and bail
>just ask what she looks like, but that would probably blow it
Anyways I figured I'd have more chances later that night so I just said "sorry I'm seeing someone". Anyways, about a half hour later I see the asker leaving the place with who I assume was the friend and she was definitely bangable, big breasts sort of on the short side though. Felt like a fricking idiot.
>just ask what she looks like, but that would probably blow it
Nah, if you asked civilly it wouldn't have been a problem. The girl would've probably pointed her out. Just so you know for next time anon
I wouldn't want to date some coward that sends her friend to ask dudes out for her.
No but you'd frick her I hope
based, no need to be a dick about it but don't back down either
Nicest thing you could do for a person. So many people blow smoke up someone's ass. Sometimes they just need to get a wake up call.
Up front and respectful honesty is really the best response in these situations
So brutal, I honestly feel bad
Would never ever date a fat woman though
thank you for your honesty.
i fricking hate tattos.
Why? Tattoos are so fricking hot and a sleeve/full back tattoo on a hot thicc or IST woman makes me diamonds
no lol, this reads like a roastie trying to validate her poor life choices
Whatever bro I'm getting my full sleeve done soon and I've had women literally suck my dick within 30 minutes of them striking up a conversation about my tattoos
homie, he's referring to her tattoos, not general, the fricking miss piggy cringe the lard beast has on the appendage that might be an arm.
I actually think he was referring to tattoos in general
Yep, tattoos look awful, in general. Some do look good, but I would never get one myself.
Pretty sure anyone who has a tattoo won't like you anyways neckbeardo
yeah tattoos are just shitty, dirty bandaids for insecurity
I mean yeah tattoos usually look terrible but how low IQ do you have to be to only have that realization after photoshopping? That's like saying "I didn't know my bald girlfriend would look better with hair until I put a wig on her".
And plus anybody who writes 7 paragraphs on Reddit about relationship problems is an ugly basedboy, you can't convince me otherwise.
>I was never particularly happy when she was getting them
>but I was just glad she was excited
>and again, it's her choice what she puts on her body.
holy moly this screams of beta cuck energy. He doesn't deserve better.
Would without a shred of hesitation.
this b***h would be legendary if she was thin. what a fricking shame
I hate fat people but I've heard fat girls give the best head so I'm a bit conflicted
It's propaganda to get you to sleep with them
But I don't want to sleep with them, I just want the head. I don't want to have to look at their disgusting folds and smell whatever horrible odors they produce. I just want a fat b***h to suck me off, preferably while I watch TV or something else to distract from her presence.
>[blank] gives the best head
The only rational way this could ever be true is if maybe you are talking about milfs or something.
Not true at all
The best head I've ever had was from a tiny fit Japanese 19 year old girl, who ironically claimed to be a virgin.
Everyone else used too much teeth
Lost my virginity to a fatty and I couldn't even stay hard while she was blowing me. I was 15 at the time too. She was just too round, I couldn't find her attractive.
My condolences
I’m shamefully a virgin and wanna ask you guys quietly in this thread
>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
I’m kind of worried about when the day comes and I blow my load in 20 seconds
My first time having sex it was hard to keep it hard despite being very attracted to the girl. You enter some new level of shock and amazement when you see a fully naked girl and get to stick your pee pee in her, so yea it happens and it's normal. The chick was cool with it. We didn't end up finishing because we thought we heard my dad arrived home. If my memory servers me correctly, it did take a while the second time.
That sounds embarrassing but I’ll have to get over it when it’s time
Like I said, she was sweet and understood. I don't feel embarrassed by it, a lot of people have weird / silly shit that happens to them on their first time. It's normal.
In more motivated to lose these last few pounds, thanks bros (6’5 210lbs)
Woah, NSFW. Censor the other nips as well!
Dickfoot
>>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
If they know you're a virgin it'll be fine probably
>>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
Yeah. I hate condom sex and rarely do it because it doesn't feel as good
>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
It depends, honestly. There are some women out there that do like fricking virgins in the same way men like to "deflower" them. There are also women that expect a man to be experienced and to be ready to go at a moment's notice. It's hard to give you a straight answer on this one. I was with a girl and told her it was my second time and it turned her on. If you're so nervous you literally cannot get hard then I'm sure not many would enjoy that, but that's the risk you have to take. The more you do it, the more comfortable you get, and the easier it becomes.
>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
Yeah probably, but in your case don't stress about it because you're going to cum in under a minute. Condom on or off, you're going to nut pretty fricking quick, just accept it. I've been lucky to be with a a woman that didn't care as long as I could keep going. I've just nutted in the first couple minutes, stayed hard, and kept going until they came and they didn't notice, though you can only get away with this with a condom on probably.
This was 15 years back, I was a coomer and thought porn ruined be and yet when I had my first (pretty okay girl, not ugly or fat or anything) I didn't cum at all for 40 minutes because of anxiety.
Me thinking I would come too fast made me not cum at all. I had to fake orgasm for her to not feel bad. She was a bit autistic so I think she believed it but I feel most normal girls will be fine with you being a virgin. Most girls aren't what you see in the internet.
I've faked it before, just sort of got tired of it tbqh and was sick of phoning it in.
I get diamond fricking hard when my girlfriend hugs me; the idea that anyone under 25 can't stay hard during sex I legitimately cannot process.
simply stop caring and remember to have fun. but I'm a virgin too, so...
>>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
I wouldn't say "offense" but it's not going to help your cause much. Some nervousness is okay and actually normal given the circumstances. Being so nervous it renders you physically dysfunctional is not.
Although I would ask if this is something that's actually happened to you or just something you're afraid will happen to you. I was nervous as hell my first time but that didn't stop my dick from doing its job. You're biologically programmed to do this shit, anon. Unless you're *really* overthinking it your body will be on autopilot to some extent regardless of what your brain is doing.
>>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
All other things being equal, yes. It kills some of the sensation. Your level of horniness is actually much more significant, though.
>do girls take offense if you don’t get fully hard due to nervousness?
Mostly they get really insecure and blame themselves, they'll think its because theyre not hot enough unless you explain to them youre nervous
>is it easier to last longer with a condom on?
Yes, way easier.
>When the day comes
This is what I never understand. People talk about how they'll do anything and all that shit - but how the frick can you stay hard when you're fricking an animal? They're just so deeply unattractive that it doesn't matter if they want to do everything I want, they're disgustingly unattractive
Mostly they'll just think it's them to be honest. I found it difficult to keep hard the first time, even though I was rock hard while she was jerking me off. I just said I had cramp in my foot that was putting me off (lame excuse but it worked). A few minutes later once I had relaxed a bit it was fine. Afterwards she said she thought I didn't find her attractive but I reassured her it was the cramp (devilish I know).
Condoms are fricking awful though. I'd rather not have sex than have sex with a condom. I legit hate them, they're such a boner killer for me.
>but how the frick can you stay hard when you're fricking an animal?
habibi, I...
As if you've any room to talk. Only time you're not fricking goats is when you're fricking your cousin
I lost my virginity to a prostitute at 22 so what you said doesn't sound pathetic to me
I do not care for head so I cannot comment, but I (regretfully) dated a chubby chick, and she was down to do ANYTHING. I could frick you in the ass like a dog anytime I wanted. It was what held our relationship. In hind sight, she was probably insecure and was only ok with that stuff because she didn't want the relationship to fail (I broke up with her after a couple of years).
Letting a fat womans mouth near my penis scares me. I always think they're gonna bite it off.
Like this?
does anyone know if that anon turned into a fatty at the first full moon?
60% chance this is fake
That's a really weird angle to bite someone at.
Would be more natural/believable if the bite wound was perpendicular.
>blunt human teeth somehow lacerated the flesh while the jaw was at full extension
>pale skin isnt inflamed at all
>fatty "surprisingly strong" "surprisingly fast"
>anon has abs and attracts women of any kind
Sad larp even by 2011 standards. There are already plenty of good reasons to hate fatties without making shit up.
In my experience, it's not true.
I was FWB w/ a heavier girl with a big and amazing butt and great face. One of our first nights together, she says, "I'm going to suck your soul out through your dick" and proceeds to give one of the most mediocre blow jobs I've ever had. I mean, it wasn't BAD, but it definitely wasn't good.
People vary. She was a cool chick- and sure, go for it if you want, but not for JUST that reason or you may be disappointed and just end up with a bad experience overall. This girl was actually pretty good, when I look back- should have knocked her up idk
Thank you for coming to my Tedtalks
If you want elite head either have a gay dude or an art hoe with a cluster B personality disorder suck you off. What you've heard is just hamplanet copium.
Cluster B aren't humans in my book. And I think that's also why they're up to anything, those frickers are just cum rags. Never date them
It's a terrible idea that ends poorly every time but for some reason I smash once and then think "maybe this time will be different." I am trapped in a prison of my own making.
It's a misunderstanding. They're not necessarily better at it, just more enthusiastic. Partially because they're insecure and eager to please but also just because they unironically like putting things in their mouth. Most people who overeat have an oral fixation in the classical Freudian sense
They unironically do, and I never last long in bed with a fat girl. With a normal or skinny girl, I last like 45 minutes. I can't help what my body likes...
I unironically would enjoy doggy with this whale.
Her gut would hang horribly and her pussy looks like an elephants. You people who like fat chicks have either never seen one naked or are mentally ill. Also she must fricking STINK down there.
The fat chicks I have been with have been squeaky clean, and I'd know, I exclusively do doggy. There was one petite chick I was with and I started doggy and dear god the smell made me limp
we dont call them the throt goats for nothing.
Fat women can easily become 10/10 if they just lose the fat and stay thin but apparently it's such a "unrealistic" requirement. Is it really that hard to not pig out nowadays for women?
>Is it really that hard to not pig out nowadays for women?
Yes. They'll literally sit there eating deep fried corn nuts that smell like cow piss rather than avoid eating for a few hours a day. It's not just women either. Very few people are comfortable staying hungry for more than a few seconds anymore. The day I accepted that hunger was a great daily goal to have is when weight loss got ridiculously easy for me.
This baffles me since about half my calories come from alcohol and I'm losing (or at least maintaining) my weight.
I can't imagine eating more than once every 3 or 4 hours.
I basically only eat when the sun is down
you're going to be fun on here when the korsakoff's hits
I get blood tests regularly, and when I'm in a better space I don't have trouble not drinking
But yeah that shit is horrifying
Korsakoff's got my pop in his mid 50s, not worth it my friend
>Fat women can easily become 10/10 if they just lose the fat
Um what lol
10/10 is literal perfection
Being a 10/10, even for women, means more than just not being fat.
>girl is interested in me but is admittedly kinda fat
>says she wants to lose weight and start working out again
>seen pictures of her when she was thin and she was hot as hell
>straight marathon runner, soccer player
>don't completely believe her that she'll lose the weight
Every fat woman I've seen always says 'oh I want to lose some weight', but never makes the most basic of efforts to do so, and it's not like I can just say 'sure I'll go out with you if you lose weight'. I may try to reverse-architect this one, fellas. The upside could be glorious.
yes you absolutely can say that, and you should, it might be the fire under her ass she needs to make changes in life
if women try real hard and wring every bit of smart from their walnut brains they can see the positive results of actions they havent even taken yet
>don't completely believe her that she'll lose the weight
Its up to you, bro. Exercise your natural right to control over girls. They'll love you for jt
>'oh I want to lose some weight'
i have yet to meet someone who has said this and actually put a plan in place and got it done.
What advice to a give a girl like this? How do I motivate a woman who’s interested in losing weight?
When a woman says "I'll lose weight." Don't believe her.
How much sugar do you guys usually put in your cokes?
Ffs Edgar they'll catch on to you and your skinsuit if you go around asking for that much sugar
Just find the fricking galaxy and come home, DON'T eat it!
When I was young and dumb I once ate the whole sugar jar (probably around half a cup sugar) while fricking around in a cafe with friends. And yes, I was fat.
more...sugar
Someone tell me this isnt real
Look at how they drink anon, its clearly fake
It was coke, he did 4 not 5, and didn’t stir it.
This has to be a joke?
Just dropping by to say I hate fat people. See yous guys at the gym.
My gf is chubby but I love her very much
LESS TALK MORE FUNNY FATTIES
>bench moves with him
Attempted robbery?
Nothing Minnie about this mouse damn
>82 replies
>14 images
>10 of which aren't fph related
worse /fph/ thread we've had in a while
The second you give people an excuse to blogpost the homosexuals crawl out of the woodwork. We all have problems and there are a million places on this site where you can winge about them.