Favorite low calorie alcoholic drinks?

Can't believe it took me this long to discover how wonderful alcohol is for social bullshit, but having to mix with soda sucks for regular consumption. Been enjoying gin and ginger ale but so much corn syrup makes me all oily. Recommend me some solid drinks that taste good but aren't full of sugar and crap. And yeah we all know alcohol itself is empty calories but the benefits definitely outweigh the costs for me.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scotch.
    >Only mixer is a couple drops of water
    >Makes you look sophisticated
    >Actually good for your lungs and heart (in moderation, of course)
    The only downside is the price.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vodka and water. Add lime or lemon juice. It's that simple.

      Ey thanks, if you got any brands you can rec as good that'd be nice too, northeast US here. I can handle more pricy stuff. I remember trying some cheap rum , lady Bligh maybe? Stuff was migrane in a bottle, literal waste of money. It's worth spending more for a healthier buzz.

      Vodka and water seems interesting enough, I'll definitely give that a try. I do like how clean vodka is as a base.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grey Goose or run any vodka through one of those water filter pitchers a few times. The only difference between shit vodka and top shelf vodka is how many times it's filtered before they bottle it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's really good info, activated charcoal is cheap enough. I'll definitely give that a shot.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A very good mid price whiskey is Bowmore 12. One of my favorites but pretty smokey.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been looking for a smaller bottle of Knob Creek whiskey, I've heard good things and it's available around me.

          I find white Bacardi very tolerable straight.

          Something I took way too long to figure out about alcohol is that it literally can’t be stored as fat. It makes people fat because your body runs on the calories it provides and saves the other stuff you eat until it is done using it. If you’re worried about calories, eating a lot while drunk is good to avoid.

          >alcohol is that it literally can’t be stored as fat. It makes people fat because your body runs on the calories it provides and saves the other stuff you eat until it is done using it. If you’re worried about calories, eating a lot while drunk is good to avoid.
          Solid advice, will do.

          https://i.imgur.com/HdbBpvK.jpg

          Something like this is probably what I'll end up with, but mixing my own. Had those before and they were okay. Trying to avoid beer/wine, just too much bulk.

          Looking for some good potato vodka atm, if anyone can rec something in my buzzkill state of Pennsylvania. Probably also tequila, and maybe rum. Seems I'm trying to make some low-calorie, easy to sip girl drinks.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite scotch is Laphroaig, but it's a very "love it or hate it" kind of flavor. Order it at a bar before you commit to buying a bottle. More affordable but still good is Johnny Walker. I usually go for the black label.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No joke, get any Trader Joe's brand single malt. They re-bottle top shelf stuff. Their recent "Finlaggan" was just Lagavullin or something for $25 a bottle.
        If you don't have TJs, Auchentoshan is decently priced. White Horse is the only blended I'll touch.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good for your lungs and heart
      Explaine

      https://i.imgur.com/B0l83VC.png

      Can't believe it took me this long to discover how wonderful alcohol is for social bullshit, but having to mix with soda sucks for regular consumption. Been enjoying gin and ginger ale but so much corn syrup makes me all oily. Recommend me some solid drinks that taste good but aren't full of sugar and crap. And yeah we all know alcohol itself is empty calories but the benefits definitely outweigh the costs for me.

      I can't belive it took me this long to find alcohol out also. Everytime I went to concert I would do shrooms and not even talling to girls or other people cuz I'm highly aware of their low iq toxic materlistic energy but when I'm drunk I cam talk to anyone about any dumb bullshit mundane thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good for your lungs and heart
        Eh, it was probably bullshit, but I remember some news segment about how it opened up the sinuses and blood vessels or something. No idea why exactly. I do know it's used to help clear up coughing, but it might just be mom science.

        I mostly drink it for the taste.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vasodilators, in moderation, will improve or enhance your sensation of respiratory function, in conjunction with inebriation, leads to an enhanced sense of being.

        https://i.imgur.com/WiLQlwY.jpg

        >Sorry we only have angry orchard
        WHYYYYYYYY
        DID GOD CREATE MY SOUL JUST TO SEE ME SUFFER?

        you need sucrose it's fine

        Are you saying you don't usually dick your wife down? Are you bragging about a blue moon event with your wife on IST?

        Let him dick the downs, it's kosher here, Annos Dinamo 2022

        Alcohol is based if you can't accept that go drink some onions shakes and cry/dilate/
        jerkoff

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      any liquor + any diet soda
      same calories as just the liquor alone

      Idk about you guys but here in Australia if you go out drinking regularly drinking spirits is a great way to go broke. shit costs like $12 for a basic well drink and is a 3rd of the amount of liquid than a beer/cider gets you which only costs $7.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In america we have "winos" who are all usually swill-tier alcoholics, yet at a consumer level a 13$ bottle of wine will do the job of 20$ of beer + you will be enhanced by antioxidants

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vodka and water. Add lime or lemon juice. It's that simple.

      sounds retarded but I used to work afterhours spots

      watered down whiskey will save your life

      still tastes like whiskey, you can drink it forever since it hydrates you, zero handover, save money on whiskey

      >watered down
      My brothers in Christ, that's what ice cubes are for

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate ice in my drinks. When they're still big they're ok, but then they start melting and then I'm taking drinks and shards of ice are trying to slide down my throat and I have to block the ice with my upper lip while drinking which, not only looks completely stupid, but also completely destroys any enjoyment of the actual physical action of taking a drink because now I'm basically sipping instead. And then, of course, whatever I was drinking is now noticeably watered down and no longer tastes as good.

        And if it wasn't bad enough, ice machines are terribly unsanitary. Seriously nobody cleans those things. Take a look inside one the next chance you get and you will NEVER get ice in ANYTHING ever again.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka and water. Add lime or lemon juice. It's that simple.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard seltzer, has about 19 kcal per 100ml and 5%

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know of the aspartame garden gnome

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres no aspartame retard it’s seltzer.
        go back to pol if you wanna cry about da joooz

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5%

      Might as well just drink water.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna try vodka and la croix, hopefully that'll be a decent lightweight cocktail of sorts

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    any liquor + any diet soda
    same calories as just the liquor alone

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seltzer
    >titos
    >smushed limeslemons

    you shouldn't be drinking booze
    but the ladies wont refuse this drink in a fancy glass - "lowcarb meme"
    and it gets them completely hammered after 2-3 of them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the vodka soda is the absolute best fitness choice for drinking, its not just for women lol

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just drink the vodka neat if I don't want any soda, but it's rare for me to drink soda anyways so I don't mind having 7up in it.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds retarded but I used to work afterhours spots

    watered down whiskey will save your life

    still tastes like whiskey, you can drink it forever since it hydrates you, zero handover, save money on whiskey

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry we only have angry orchard
    WHYYYYYYYY
    DID GOD CREATE MY SOUL JUST TO SEE ME SUFFER?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angry orchard is faaaaar superior to redds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dangerously cringe

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pregame as much as possible with low cal drinks.

    >Michelob Ultra Golden Organic, 2.5g carb, 85cal, absolute best light beer out there
    >Liquor 43 (1 shot)+ your fave coffee+fresh ground nutmeg 101 cal, 10g carb, 7g-10g sugar
    >Ranch water: Tequila, soda water, lime juice, 80ish cal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Michelob Ultra Golden Organic, 2.5g carb
      Cringe.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What other beer that TASTES DECENT and isn’t complete shite (looking at you Budweiser next) has those macros. AND ITS ABOVE 4.25%

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't believe it took me this long to discover how wonderful alcohol is for social bullshit
    it is until it isn't

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stroh 80 neat. Basically pure alcohol calories

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres not much liquor I'll drink straight and normally I hate whiskey but jack daniel american honey is fucking delicious

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drink straight
      Hi Anon. The term you're looking for is 'neat'
      You drink neat. Not straight.
      I'm only telling you because when you say stuff like "drinking straight" in real life, you sound like a retard. And not a 'cringe lulz troll irony >this dude' kind of retard, but like an actual brain damaged person kind of retard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or there are other terms based on local dialects that convey essentially the same meaning. For instance, if you walk into a bar around here and ask for something neat you'll probably get stared at and everyone near you will wonder if you're some kind of gay.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hey whats up I'll take a shot of Tito's, neat.
          >"lmao what are you some kind of gay?"
          I think you're just making shit up
          Also I don't care what drunkards or women think of me.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Straight and neat are the same, and both terms are widely known. I don't know why you guys are being obtuse, but you're getting literally nothing out of it.

          god you sound like such an annoying little gay

          retards

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or there are other terms based on local dialects that convey essentially the same meaning. For instance, if you walk into a bar around here and ask for something neat you'll probably get stared at and everyone near you will wonder if you're some kind of gay.

        Straight and neat are the same, and both terms are widely known. I don't know why you guys are being obtuse, but you're getting literally nothing out of it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        god you sound like such an annoying little gay

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >on a cut
    >decide I'm having my wife for "dinner" tonight
    >since it's a stressful week day she asks for wine and a snack
    >I concede
    >slurp calories from wine and snack
    >burn calories by fucking her good and shooting ropes deep inside her
    The universe has a way to balance itself out I guess.
    Night fellas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying your wife and you don't usually have dinner together?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I meant I was having her for a "meal", like my dinner would be dicking her down.
        Why the fuck am I even replying to you, I have to sleep.
        Night.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he sleeps
          lmao @ not sleep deprivation training in current year of our Lord 2022
          All ur gains are be slept away

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you saying you don't usually dick your wife down? Are you bragging about a blue moon event with your wife on IST?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find white Bacardi very tolerable straight.

    Something I took way too long to figure out about alcohol is that it literally can’t be stored as fat. It makes people fat because your body runs on the calories it provides and saves the other stuff you eat until it is done using it. If you’re worried about calories, eating a lot while drunk is good to avoid.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wine is good, cheap, classy and available just about everywhere. Twice the alcohol of beer but doesn’t have the bite of liquor.
    If you are going to places where you’re going to look like a douchebag walking around with a glass of wine though, try an aperol spritz.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the vodka.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your liquor of choice straight, by liquor k mean unsweetened not like liqueur. Tequila is technically lower than vodka but if you're drinking alcohol in the first place who cares it's for cutting loose. Drink whatever you want you're a grown man but I prefer straight bourbon or cognac usually anyways and liquor isn't bad compared to other things calorie wise.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are ok.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My solution has just been to drink less frequently. Too many of my favourite drinks are high in shitty empty calories.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink so rarely, that the few times a year I allow myself to indulge, I buy two bottles of the darkest, sweetest, fullest doppelbocks I can find, and just eat ultraclean the next day to counteract the 800+kcals of liquid bread I just drank.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any alcohol you'd recommend that I can find in my local euro supermarket?
    No more than 80€ (and I don't like whisky, it burns).

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me , it's always diet coke and tequila. I can also totally tolerate tequila straight, its amazing, but with a diet coke you can get a couple down and enjoy it nicely. With no calories, enjoy

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just drink light beers. They have like 20 calories a can if you dont count the alcohol, since alcohol cant be burned as energy or stored as fat.
    Miller Light, or Coors Light and drink a couple of those.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Miller Light, or Coors Light
      My (euro) beer shop had a couple of those as a novelty and boy it was the worst beer I've ever tasted in my entire life. Even Corona, which is puke-tier, was better than those.

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