>female at the gym said hi to me

>female at the gym said hi to me
Post mires

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    new Gym crush said she liked my t-shirt and then sucked my cock. Do you think she's into me anons?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >never took pre workout before
      >head to gym
      >rumblyinmytummy.jpeg
      >uh oh
      >head to gym bathroom
      >take massive dump
      >at first it was a spray fart, followed by a turd that looked about to be the size of a v8 bottle or a something
      >toilet didn't work
      >tried to flush again
      >don't panic. I don't own this place, not my fucking job to fix the fucking bathroom, literally clean it up jannie
      >walk out of bathroom
      >some other old guy is waiting
      >he says "god damn brother, thats the biggest turd I've ever seen"
      >he mired my turd in my book
      >I tell him the toilets broken
      >walk out and continue my workout
      >don't care what happens to the bathroom, fuck them call a fucking plumber

      pic rel is the turd

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol dis bro doesnt wipe
        poopoo pants

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When they are that big and evil, you don't need to wipe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a massive crap —At least 4 courics

        lol dis bro doesnt wipe
        poopoo pants

        Maybe he just took the pic before he wiped dumbass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like something from those "rekt assholes" threads on /gif/

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"god damn brother, thats the biggest turd I've ever seen"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the equivalent of a 9 inch bbc destroying your anus in reverse. Congrats, you are now gay, anon,

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit, you shat like 3kg there man

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't believe all these yous but here's another one
        There is a plunger right there bro

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >smash plunger into shit
          >leave it in the toilet
          Lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no timestamp
        Fraudulent and homosexual

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        .jpg
        fag

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          newfags don't know what this means

          https://i.imgur.com/bINcf1t.png

          >female coworker always smiles every time she sees me or when we chat
          >"subtly" tells me that she's single mid conversation

          fuck her fag

          https://i.imgur.com/QOU5gSv.jpg

          cutest girl at work just asked me to take her number

          esl

          >smash plunger into shit
          >leave it in the toilet
          Lmao

          kek toilet destroyer maxxing

          I've had a lot of people tell me that I have a video game face. I assume that's a good thing. BJ Blazkowitz, Commander Shepard, Mr Incredible, and the other guy from doom or half life?

          I don't know what this is because I don't play video games like a god damn adult. I do things like IST, invest money, go outside, hunt, fish, garden, etc. Video games are a waste of time and dopamine anon. Grow up

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn brother, thats the biggest turd I've ever seen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gym QT eyefucks me as I finish up my workout, lip bite and all.
        >friendly smile and wave
        >see you next time
        haven't seen her since... been two weeks. FML.

        >analretentive.jpg

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did literally this but at work which was a horrible experience

        >at work, always drink coffee the first thing I do
        >often leads to me having to shit which I don't like doing at work since I can't shower afterwards
        >go to bathroom and dump a log that looks almost exactly like OPs
        >get done, flush
        >error.tiff
        >ohshitohshitohshit
        >flush again, water rises to top of bowl and then slowly drains out but nothing happens to my shit
        >start to hear people line up outside bathroom
        >flush again, same thing happens
        >goddammit these people outside the door must think I'm a fucking retard
        >realize what must be done
        >wrap hand in toilet paper and reach into bowl
        >extract this mighty shit from its nest of soggy shit water, piss and tp
        >motherfucking turd breaks in two
        >splash.wav
        >i now have a clotted toilet and a fucking half majestic turd splattered on the floor
        >decide fuck it and start jamming toilet brush into bottom of bowl while flushing
        >nothing happens at try 1
        >try 2
        >try 3
        >try 4 it sounds like a fucking airplane toilet flushing as the shit seal breaks and the vacuum behind it almost sucks the toilet brush down as well
        >part 1 completed
        >wrap hands in tp again and pick up turd remains from floor
        >spray the entire leftover stain with hand sanitizer and soap while scrubbing religiously until it's all gone
        >flush all remains, probably flush #12 or #13 now
        >spray air freshener for fucking 30 seconds straight all over bathroom
        >exit
        >people outside stare at me like I'm a fucking alien
        I don't take shits at work anymore

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          GG, but you could have used the brush to smite the shit instead of using your hands. Great story tho, would read again/10

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least you cleaned it, most subhumans don't bother.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fag.
          >First week at work
          >Still training under the team leader
          >Take a shit during break hours to be a good goy
          >I'm slapping on the stalls because it's so big
          >It comes out
          >Wipe
          >Flush
          >Won't flush
          >Flush so much the water runs out
          >Walk out laughing
          >See the team leader and tell him I'll wait till he's finished his lunch to sort something out. I have to go back and finish my work order
          >I'll take care of the shit later
          >Team leader comes up to me laughing and asks
          >"Was that you who left that in the toilet?"
          >I laugh and say yea
          >He's laughing
          >All the boys are laughing
          >Big bikie bloke comes up to me and says
          >"A shit like that, it must have been like you got raped!"
          >I find out the manager took care of it
          >I approach manager and tell him I'm sorry he had to do that
          >Manager responds "I'm more impressed that something like that came out of you! Don't apologize"
          >From that day on I was known as "Big Log"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >From that day on I was known as "Big Log"
            Oh my gawd kekkerinos endlessly

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kek
            Please become a strongman with a terrible log press so everyone always asks you why you're called Big Log.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>I'm slapping on the stalls because it's so big
            This bro bites the pillow on the shitter

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, hey Sharon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IST filename

        Fake news.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't generate a random timestamp for all the images he uploads, especially OC
          Ngmi

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a moron baby

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Looks like

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a gf with gut problems that wouldn't shit for like 9 days. Her poops were always gigantic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        picturing a white fat old american as fuck looking and sounding guy saying that has me on the floor laughing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive, very nice

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well done

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grill gym regular looked at me a couple of times today. She wants the D.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your comments in class are always so insightful, I say to myself "wow, I never thought of that"
    Do brain mires c-count bros??

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doctor said I had too much muscle mass to be getting injured so often.
    t-thanks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nurse said I'm the best patient this week because of how veiny my arms are
      t-thanks

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I always got that even before I started lifting

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go for a run
    >some girl is running as well
    >we exchange looks for a brief seconds
    Me walking into October's incel meeting

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doctor asked me if I take steroids
    nothing personnel kids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the kid regarded

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        highly

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are it's achievements then? Besides being acoustic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In some small circles only

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, actually like 3 did but I'm not that big really. Maybe they were just looking for things to tick off since they asked me if I exercise a lot.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russians either look fucking retarded, or they're gorgeous...
      What did God mean by this?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I do this? Can you share the prompt you used please?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After years and years of lifting consistently, I have yet to experience a single 'mire'.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      post physique

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute girl at work said she liked my new haircut
    L8r virgins

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this a mire or her actually wanting me to talk to her? I'm not good enough to understand women cues yet.
    >in gym doing my own thing
    >notice recently that a super gym thot shows up only on weekends
    >light skinned goblina with a few tats but fat milky jugs and a fat ass real skinny too
    >noticed her the few weekends I've seen her give me looks
    >past weekend she shows up looking real good
    >again she and I start giving each other looks
    >finish up a set and start going to grab some paper towels to wipe down equpiement
    >she's standing right next to it and I'm walking towards it but I guess to her she thinks I"m walking to her
    >i like an idiot can't stop staring at her cause she's attractive to me that she turns to me and we lock eyes as I'm walking to her
    >before I get to the papertowel dispenser she I notice takes one of her earphones out
    >smile and grab a papertowel and go back
    What was this? She did NOT have a smile as I was walking up but a neutral face and afterwards would make glances toward me. The ONLY reason I didn't say anything is again she only shows up on weekends and i've only ever seen her with one single dude each of those times other than this last time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, she took her earbud out because she assumed you were coming to talk to her, and you effectively curved her.
      Hard to say whether this was a mire or not but the fact she was receptive to you coming to say something to her is suggestive of her *Thinking* of talkign to you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You retard anon talk to her. Now you have a conversation starter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you blew it. Move gyms

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >at party
    >getting drunk
    >getting high
    >I have some fun but eventually the night winds down
    >chilling with this girl
    >she rests her head on my shoulders
    >”you have nice shoulders annon, they’re like big pillows”
    >she ends up falling asleep resting on them

    Since that point my ideal body is picrel

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >resting between sets
    >I usually pace around air drumming or otherwise grooving to my music
    >see girl standing a few feet from me
    >wonder if she's waiting for some equipment
    >look around and see that there is plenty of available equipment for whatever she could need
    >we make eye contact
    >I keep grooving and air drumming
    >do my next set
    >pace around and she's still there watching me and making eye contact
    >autism intensifies and I get weird and keep looking at her and looking away
    >she never breaks eye contact
    >eventually just say fuck it, put my head down, and finish my workout
    >she eventually just goes to an open rack that was free the whole time
    What's it mean? This has been happening literally every single day for a week now (I'm on a 6 day ppl). I know grooving to the the DuckTales ost will make anyone look like a psycho, but surely she wouldn't just stare for 10 minutes straight while there is equipment available.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DuckTales ost
      >mfw i look it up on yt and am listenin to it now
      bretty good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talk to her
      Gymbroette or gf, you have nothing to lose

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life is like a hurricane man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've just found your autistic soulmate anon. Just talk to her and I guarantee that you two will just click. Consider yourself very lucky

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got 3 smiles after eye contact from girls at the gym last week. I’m gonna make it

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be 100% clear im not going to do it
    i am 100% not THAT GUY pal

    >working 6 days a week
    >lifting on my graveyard shift
    >in the heat, in the cold
    >with the bugs, with the dust
    >finally looking closer to how i want
    >girl messaging back & forth on snap
    >snapstreakin
    >has a boyfriend
    >literally says she wants to use me as a hall pass
    >wants to fuck wednesday and "drink my house"

    shes a bleach blonde
    why cant she just love me for who i am? ;_;

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pic of girl

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send her boyfriend a heads up that his girl is cheating

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck her brah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what why? just do it. who cares about that dude. hes probably a stupid gay anyway, as most people are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      don’t listen to those other posters, if she has a boyfriend avoid at all costs. guarantee she’s fucking her bf on Tuesday then fucking you on wed and probably another dude on thurs. why would you want to risk getting caught in all that drama shit for some sloppy seconds?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you a fucking gay?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want the pussy then go get it. Simple as. Don't listen to any of the nofapping gays telling you not to because she has a bf. That's not your problem and anyone telling you not to isn't going to suck your dick in her stead, so their opinions are irrelevant. Just don't ever try and make a gf out of her, then it WILL be "your problem." A very nasty problem most guys get sooner or later.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute receptionist at the gym stopped talking to a customer to tell me to have a good workout when I had already scanned in and walked by. I can take a hint

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl I rarely talk to for months on end
    >tell her I fancy her
    "I don't know what to say, thanks.."
    >2 weeks silence, I think I fucked it
    >try to make out its no big deal
    >we end up talking most workdays in breaks
    >she pretends to be interested in my boxing progress cos I send her shirtless pics now and then
    I'll take it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Move on retard

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Win amatuer fights and post it, she will be interested for real afterwards.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing with my 4 y/o niece
    >we play heroes and villains where she’s the ice princess and I’m the orc king or whatever strong villain
    >said she was gonna train to be strong like me too one day
    >she lifted her MLP castle over her head and throw it to the sofa, then flex’d her tiny arms and said “hmp!”
    This is it. I made it frens. By being inspired by you I was able to inspire one of my most loved ones. And I thank you for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      very cute

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UWU Uncle Anon you're so strong and thicc!
      Time to start her training to eventually turn your niece into a slutty gym thot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fantastic mire

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get mires all the time but....
    Well, I cant explain with logic but I want a woman I need to chase, not a bitch that look at me through the mirror and almost piss herself

    Fuck off

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >baby at Costco asked his mom how I got so big

    Pedomode gains coming along nicely I suppose

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pedomode gains coming along nicely I suppose

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no females at my gym
    At least I get mires from my bros...

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female at the gym asks me if I'm done with the barbell (Was doing deadlifts)
    >say sorry no, I'm doing rows next
    >seems a little miffed, goes to do leg press
    >do rows, then set up for ring pull-ups
    >she eventually comes back and starts doing RDLs, works up to 1.5plate for 2
    >they look fun, another barbell frees up so slap on 2plate and do some directly across from her, grunting like mad
    >she looks disgusted by me
    >start doing jefferson deadlifts
    >she looks even more disgusted, doesn't say a word, keeps averting her gaze
    >there was no Mire, I'm creepmaxxing.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a lot of people tell me that I have a video game face. I assume that's a good thing. BJ Blazkowitz, Commander Shepard, Mr Incredible, and the other guy from doom or half life?

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girls next to my room looked at me too much and i went to my room as fast as i could without looking autistic before i sperged out
    why am i like this?!

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at work, arms looking thick in a polo
    >run into executive of department I work in in the hallway, he recognizes me (surprising, it's a decently big company)
    >start chatting him up, know he's a big outdoorsman so ask him what he's been doing this summer
    >he starts telling me about a 3 week backpacking trip he did with his son a few years back
    >say I'd love to do something like that, I should get in shape this winter
    >" I doubt you need to worry about that, I can tell you're in great shape"
    >kind of a weird comment but this is good face time
    Got mired by a 55 year old exec even though I was talking about my shitty cardio. Maybe getting IST will land me a promotion

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cutest girl at work just asked me to take her number

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Females at the gym are scared of me

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute girl walks past me to grab a dumbbell
    bros she mirin she's into me frfr

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >whore forgot to turn flash off when sneaking a pic of me doing curls.
    Sketty all over the floor when I looked over at her fumbling to hide her camera even though she had no pockets on her spats

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >squatting
    >roof window is next to the rack
    >girl i never saw comes over
    >starts talkin about how beautiful the sunset is
    >'oh, my camera is in my car, i could take some photos'
    >'yeah it looks cool, i guess...'
    >we talked a little more then she walked away
    >i finished my set and went home

    It happend couple of years ago and I still wonder, did she hit on me?

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask 2 dudes how long they got left on the bench
    >they are done
    >they extend arms to shake hands and ask my name
    >tell me they have seen my dedication, tell me i'm getting big

    Feelsgoodman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one similar to this.
      A few weeks ago one of the strongest guy at my gym said im getting bigger 🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lifting 10 years
      >one of the strongest/biggest people at my gym
      >haven't been told that in years
      maybe it's time for me to pass the torch

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female coworker always smiles every time she sees me or when we chat
    >"subtly" tells me that she's single mid conversation

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >say hi to female at the gym
    >she doesn't say it back

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just finished back day
    >decent pump going on doing grocery shopping
    >arrive at the register
    >qt just put up her “this register is closed” sign
    >omw to other cashier when she calls me over
    >customer she’s helping now goes “she doesn’t do this for everybody i bet hehe”
    >kek.exe
    >qt starts blushing
    >refuses to look at me except for hello and handing the receipt
    >stared at my forearms for a while

    i take it as a forearm mire. i should really talk to more women it made me realize im not smooth and have zero game

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >wearing cool graphic tee that I thrifted
    >it's fitted really well around my upper body
    >chest looks massive
    >go to local coffee shop for my weekly expensive coffee
    >notice QT barista mirin my chest while I order
    >she tells me she likes my shirt and we proceed to chat about thrifting and stuff
    >surprisingly don't sperg out and exit the situation smoothly
    >every time I go back she greets me with a huge smile and seems excited to see me

    Was this a mire bros? Should I ask her out?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been in this position many times. Every time I didn’t make a move, I regretted it afterwards. Yeah she might just be being friendly. But maybe there’s more to it. You don’t have to straight up ask her out, you can ask for a snapchat or number. It feels so liberating to finally get out your comfort zone and feel that confidence flow through your body. She rejects it, who cares. Onto the next one. Don’t put too much thought or value to it. maybe you have experience already idk but as an autismo myself i learned a lot from this. nobody’s gonna ask her out for you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Was this a mire bros? Should I ask her out?
      how the fuck can you be so dense that you have to ask this question? do you have autism?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would I be asking for dating advice on a chinese cartoon image board if I didn't have autism, thanks for the reply tho feeling more confident now

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >match with qt latina on tinder
    >never fucked one before
    >she messages me first
    >we make date for following evening
    >she confesses 1 hr before date that she >doesn't speak a word of English and has been using google translate to text
    >fuck it. Too late to back out now.
    >We eat pizza and it's really weird since we can't have a normal convo and have to use the app, but pizza was good
    >Walk her to her car to say adios.
    >she grabs my head and sticks her tounge down my throat before saying goodbye.
    >I'm pleasantly surprised by this
    >I text her the next day and invite her to my house
    >she agrees
    >she walks through the door and immediately initiates sex (it's not like we can have a conversation)
    >no condom.
    >I pull out and bust on her stomach.

    I've fucked her twice more since then. Never thought I'd bang a chick I couldn't talk to without paying for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really a mire you just wanted to brag. I bet she's oompa loompa shaped

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's not really a mire you just wanted to brag.

        Both can be true at the sametime.

        >bet she's oompa loompa shaped

        Imagine whatever makes you feel better about it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're all oompa loompa shaped eventually

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Touche'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give her the anchor baby she so desperately desires.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she grabs my head and sticks her tounge down my throat before saying goodbye.
      bros...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ho's gonna ho.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >class field camp
    >go down to the river on last day
    >take off shirt
    >TA stops and stares at me “wow anon I had no idea you had abs, I figured you had a dad bod”
    >overhear classmates talking about how good I look
    body weight bros… we made it

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say that i was working out recently mid conversation
    >"For real? It not noticeable"

    It hurts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let that get you, I've been around these kind of people for most of my life. They'll not just pull you down, they will also diminish your accomplishments as if they were trivial to them and easily "doable" yet they will always orbitate around the same shit and never improve.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        True

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is that quote trying to say? Kill the source of your thoughts? That somehow throwing a stick at a lion is contextually the same as playing a fun bonding game with your pet? Am I a brainlet or is this pseud shit? It feels like it starts solid but then they over explain it to the point where they lost the point they were trying to make.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It means question why you are having those thoughts, not entirely that you should kill the reason for them. The lion isn't killing the thrower immediately, just facing them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst feel anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      never say you work out, let the roasties and normies bring it up. the number one rule of fight club is that you don’t talk about fight club dumbass. zoomer. newfag. lurk more. matter fact go do 100 pushups bitch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the number one rule of fight club is that you don’t talk about fight club

        based, forge yourself in the shadows

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys on Grindr say I'm hot
    Later virgins

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But does sticking your dick in another gays asshole really count as sex? I dunno, man....

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > woman on the bus sat next to me despite having the option to sit next to somebody else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She read this post over my shoulder and asked what website I was on I made some shit up about needing to text a buddy and made sure she can't see the screen right now what do I tell her

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually post other women's mires but there's one type of mire that trumps all others to me
    >be with wife just relaxing on bed
    >lift arm and put it behind head/neck
    >she sees my biceps
    >squeezes it
    >"oh Anon you're so firm"
    >"heh thanks"
    >"hmm so firm and strong"
    >proceeds to bite it
    >proceeds to bite my pecs
    >unexpected sex.png
    Feels good brahs

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym
    >doing my thing when I notice the qt goblina I would absolutely destroy nightly show up with her friends
    >have talked to her before and got her name
    >notice we both kinda look at each other and I think I honestly have made it obvious with my looking that I like her and she KNOWS
    >today as she's working out with her friends notice that all three of them keep looking at me and looking back at her
    >realize she's being SUPER animated that day and finally realize they might be talking about me as one of the girls keeps pushing her towards my direction which she then turns around being real loud and animated laughing pushing girl back but immediately looking back in my direction
    >notice when goblina girl is doing a set one of the other girls is full on laser staring at me
    >think they are seeing if I'm looking at her
    >finally finish my own set and have to pass by them
    >as I'm passing making it obvious I am staring at goblina girl
    >she doesn't even look at me as I pass by kinda just stares into space
    >think i completely messed up and made the whole thing up
    >right before I completely pass by the girl that kept pushing her towards my direction sorta nudges girl towards me which I immediately notice
    >goblina girl IMMEDIATELY turns around and pushes girl being super loud that I can hear her through my headphones 'STOP! SHUT UP!'
    >go downstairs and doing my own thing when I notice they show up a few minutes later and are pretty close to me
    >goblina girl passes by me multiple times grabbing dumbbels
    >everytime I try to catch her eyes as I pass she has this super stone face expression and never wants to look at me as i pass by

    I am too virgin to understand the game she's playing. DOES she want me to do something or am I just thinking too much into this and it's nothing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go on and talk to her when she is alone anon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talk to her anon. About normal shit. Ask her out. Get out of your own head.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have nothing specific but women sure do talk to me a lot more than they used to. Too bad I'm interested in shy chicks.

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really a mire but I spoke to a girl today and she didn't look disgusted.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People been saying my jaw is looking chiseled (lost like 2% fat)
    >always catch girls looking at me and smiling
    >getting 10 matches on tinder a day when my radius is set to 10km
    >started a convo yesterday with a thicc italian girl at my library, chatted for half an hour told her I think shes cute and asked her out. Meeting her today
    >always catch girls with their bfs at the gym mirin me
    >was at the Uni library yesterday, wearing an oversized shirt to hide my power. started packing my things to go home then I saw a weird paper thats not mine. Open it and it a girl‘s number with a note saying: „Maybe it's just a bit weird, but you're really likeable, maybe you'd like to have a coffee break together“
    still feel like I havent made it. Im only 22
    >picrel the Note

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still feel like I havent made it
      embrace it chadanon, you are making it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we all remember last time the Germans and Italians worked together

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teens start hovering and saying hi because I actually take the time to talk to them and encourage them for their work
    >People smile at me a lot lately
    >For some reason people have been giving very friendly vibes and compliments lately
    >Get called insane for my RDL (only 115)
    >people impressed with <100kg squats
    Irl mires are fun and people are positive
    >Post on IST cbt for the first time
    >Get insulted
    >Every sec I look at my own pics I feel less and less like I look like I work out
    Fun.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my work seems to be showing returns irl
      >but random, anonymous people on the internet make me second guess it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>but random, anonymous people on the internet make me second guess it
        The joke's on you, I don't need anonymous people on an underwater basket weaving forum to do that. Body dysmorphia's a bitch.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earlier this week a woman who was cute gave me her number and asked to hang out the next day. It gave me a confidence boost but although it was a decent convo I could also tell she was the kind of person who spends a lot of time complaining about everything and everyone, which we all do but it was weird to do that for 80% of our initial conversation.

    The day after at a different bar they had pipes set up to separate the server area of the bartop from seats and I watch someone tried to hold themselves up so I hit a set of dips and a long L sit for fun and got some mires for the arm progress. I'm a lanky dyel but again, confidence boost.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can literally read the dreamstime stock photo watermark
    Insane to me that people treat this ai shit as some kind of revolution, it's just collaging

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty clever collage though. I don't think could have achieved the majority of the works I've seen. Still hate tech tho.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn it, apparently I'm gay and into fat fucks

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gymcrush spoke to me the other day
    >"are you using this?"
    and then she looked away in disgust. Oh yeah I am in

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah good job on getting all the mires right brah its such a good feeling to get all dem mires in the gym
    until you manage to get a bpd gf that makes you feel like being a khv neet wasn't that bad.
    fuck i miss one year ago when i would play new vegas and skyrim the whole day and post my body on cbt threads
    fucking retards who think that getting a gf will make your life better, it'll only make it worse. if you were not made it for the normie life, don't even bother trying. go to hell all of you

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if it fits the spirit of the thread but here goes:
    >have a date after a bit of a dry spell
    >nice.jpg
    >been putting in the work lately, lost weight, bought new clothes, had a haircut
    >meet the girl
    >have a fun time; dinner, drinks and walk a bit afterwards
    >meet shortly with her (female) friends before going our own way
    >later she tells me her friends had bombarded her with "omg who was that SUPER HANDSOME guy with you?" messages afterwards
    She seemed to be even more chuffed about it than I was. Some validation thing I guess.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have hit her with the, "Hey, well if you're not interested after all you can introduce me to them" to foster a mate-guarding instinct.

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fishing lobsters
    >guy asks what my fishing level is
    >say ‘52’
    >he and the other people fishing respond with ‘nice’

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know what that means so it reads like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >work shitty warehouse job
    >usually wear baggy long sleeve shirts that fit me when I was fat
    >hot day, decided to wear one of my form fitting short sleeve shirts for a change
    >older coworker sees me
    >”Damn anon, you would think that you would be getting more shit done with those muscles of yours!”
    A nice mire and also it’s cool that people know I’m a lazy fuck

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    somewhat qt russian foreign student has been enjoying her time with me lately, always chats me up, sits next to me, listens with great interest to whatever I say, etc.
    she has asiatic cranial features, curly hair, white skin and freckles, total postsov mutt
    in the end I don't care much for her, but it feels good, maybe I'm just very social and it's appealing

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't notice it at my gym because there's always at least one meat titan in attendance to sponge up the rubbernecking, but last time I went out to a bar I got a couple of offhand compliments on my arms/traps.

  55. 4 months ago
    Shamrock

    I fucked her

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im learning to skate so I took my skateboard to chipotle today as its right down the road from me. the guy in front of me in line turns around and says something like
    >its not every day you see such a jacked guy riding a skateboard

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I autistically go to the same coffee shop to read every night so all the baristas know me pretty well. One is cute, but also one of those girls you can tell has no confidence, just from the way she carries herself.
    She talks to me all the time, will intentionally find slow closing activities to do near my table, etc., and the other day she spilled her spaghetti trying to tell me I was dressed nice. But she's also got a fatass neckbeard boyfriend that came in once. I know she could do much better but I don't think she believes she can. Makes me sad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show some interest, maybe ask her out on a date or something like that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only do that if you're ok with switching coffee shops.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not willing to do that to anybody with a boyfriend. Imagine if she said yes - why would I date a girl who I already know cheats?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the idea is not to make her cheat necessarily but to show interest so she hopefully realises she can do better than the neckbeard. Boost her confidence

          While id imagine its unlikely, ideally this would create a seed in her mind that would eventually lead to her dumping the neckbeard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've got something coffee-shop related:
      >at coffee shop, the only patron at the time
      >wearing a nice button down, sleeves rolled up
      >reading a book, enjoying my drink
      >music suddenly gets turned up noticeably louder
      >it's Ed Sheeran - Shape of You
      >only other person there is a female employee
      Was she subtly flirting with music?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Was she subtly flirting with music?

        I don't know but that song sucks so fucking bad I would've been so mad if someone turned that shit up while i was trying to read

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Excuse me"
        >her face lights up as she smiles at you
        >"Could you turn this doshit ass song off please? Thanks"
        >her smile quickly fades and the song shuts off leaving an awkward silence

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl at the gym I made eye contact with last week made eye contact again today

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >working out
    >cute gym clerk working out close to me
    >have pretty bad eyesight so most of the time I don't realize it's her until it's too late
    >decide to chat her up since she's been going pretty consistently and I wanted to compliment her, she's a bit out of shape with newbie weights so I think it wouldn't sound condescending
    >realize i'm wearing yesterday's gym clothes
    >pretty stinky, tbqhwyf
    >asked if my weights were in her way (hit 100lb shoulder press pr for reps today)
    >barely looked at me and muttered a no and went on with her workout
    Yep, must have been pretty stinky.

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mom said my shoulders look wider

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noticed a girl miring me lifting twice in the last week at the gym.
    She's definitely in my league, I studied her. No tattoos, no piercings, seems wholesome.
    How do I come up with an excuse to talk to the mirer?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >excuse

      Is your boner not all the excuse you need? If you want it, go get it.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl asks me if i'm done using the rack as i walk away
    >i grunt a vague affirmation
    see you later virgins

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >girl called my hair nice
    WAGMI bros

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it count as a mire if the other person was frightened of me? My upstairs neighbour was shouting at me through the ceiling to turn down the music so I went to his apartment and he was suddenly reeeaallly submissive when he saw me (turning it up a little tonight just for him).

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    last mire I got was 14 years ago in high school. girl said "nice arms" (they weren't).

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't received any compliments for as long as I can remember. The only encouragement I've received are from the voices in my head

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Except, the voices in my head are telling me to kill myself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Except, the voices in my head are telling me to kill myself.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Eagle eats your liver every night
        >Happy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't it Prometheus who's liver is getting eaten and shit?
          Moral of that story is "never give the proletariat tools to empower themselves or you will face the wrath of the ruling class"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't it Prometheus who's liver is getting eaten and shit?
          Moral of that story is "never give the proletariat tools to empower themselves or you will face the wrath of the ruling class"

          Yeah, the liver-eagle thing is Prometheus. Sisyphus is condemned to eternally roll a boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down each time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it Prometheus who's liver is getting eaten and shit?
        Moral of that story is "never give the proletariat tools to empower themselves or you will face the wrath of the ruling class"

        Wings melt and fall then

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a girl said she mires my talking voice. What did she mean by this?

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