festivals are a good workout. walking around and dancing nothing better Posted on April 21, 2023 by Anonymous festivals are a good workout. walking around and dancing nothing better
God I wanna go to one so bad, I wanna get a cancer-tan first though, probably wax off everything, and go in full zyzz cosplay
I think the secret for his supertan was melanotan-ii
Is that a natty tan or spray?
I'm startin to think it might be spray but a lotta people speculated he used melanotan ii
melanotan boosts your tan to crazy levels in a short period of time, and if you tan easily naturally you get really damn dark like zyzz
i'm decently swarthy and I've gotten pretty close to the color in that pic when I spent 5 hours in the ocean chilling, my back skin peeled pretty bad though lmao luckily had some aloe-vera on hand
fuck that he looked like a moron
Definitely melanotan. Without a doubt.
That's a Black fella in a wig
>guys you used to think were big
>tfw Zyzz's legs in this picture look smaller than mine and I don't even work them
Is it angles and lighting or did he just not do legs when this picture was taken?
Fuark I'm still mirin lads
the latter. sometimes I forget the posters here these days weren't around when zyzz posted here/on misc. he started doing legs later in his lifting 'career'
I went to 1 concert, and it was terrible. I will never go to another concert again. I am 35 now, but even when I was younger, I found it nothing more than a way to waste 700$ and be miserable. You go and what? Listen to music soo fucking loud it makes you get a headache, don't bathe for a few days, and hangout with a bunch of drugged up retards. Even if you get fucked up, you just feel even shittier when you sober up. That being said, I've always been in a steady relationship, and I have fathered 7 white sons, and started at age 25.
you had me until the 7 kids
Yeah, music festivals are a nightmare. Only works if you go in a group. 99% of people there are reddit-tier and drugged up retards.
Explain to us what you think that means.
>for a concert
I think you may have been ripped off
I've been to 5 concerts before and only hated one of them, it was Schoolboy Q.
Fuck every reddit and IST gay who hyped him up back in the day. He's a boring rapper with mediocre music.
Kinda true, its mostly a social event/excuse for girls to act slutty. Festivals are the worst way to experience music and anyone who says their going for that reason is a liar.
Damn that bro was tiny and had no legs
me but I'm too autistic so I'd just stand around in the corner then leave after humiliating myself
Imagine literally sacrificing your life to look like this lmao
Why would you want to look like a peace of leather? Also he is Kurdish, not white. You are going to fry your skin, if you try this as a white guy.
based. ya don't really see too many anons making xrays any more. i guess most women nowadays are whores who don't bother to cover up, so it's unnecessary
its easy, i do it all the time
you should be using irfanviewer as any file viewer anyway, and just draw a box over the cloth then go to like > image > effects and drag the contrast or brightness around till you see her nipple or thong or whatever it is you wanna see
I’m turning to do this on an iPhone btw. Irfanview isn’t an option for me.
Tutorial? I’ve been doing this for years on my phones picture edit settings playing with brightness shadows contrast and black point but it’s not the best. Works a bit sometimes but not the best at all. I do this specifically with women I know IRL who I would never be able to fuck. Picrel I’m 100% sure her butthole is showing on the side but I can’t get the settings good enough to see it clearly. Using an enhancing app it makes it lsss blurry and more visible but there’s still the issue of the lighting fucking with things
>OP thought this was hot
Idiot zoomer coomer.
Leaving for Coachella right now. May Zyzz bless my journey
I was gonna say who the fuck are these audio slop until
based, have fun anon, sir.
I couldnt pretend to enjoy listening to torah tunes and i couldnt imagine being stuck in some festival while yung niggy is rapping about the thug life and blasting the bass on the mix. I have learned the hard way that I only get laid when I’m having genuine fun. Id rather go to a metal/rock concert, end up at an afterparty and at the end sleep with an alt girl
I'm the post above you. That's my entire goal. Tell me how breh.
Your best bet is to stick to popular concerts Metallica, The Cure, Red hot chilli Peppers and the like since (basically if you see alt girls wearing a shirt of the band regularly thats a good bet) those bring out arena sized crowds go with 2 friends or even alone and just have fun getting drunk helps, you will get laid at the afterparty since most of them are kickbacks that go till the morning. But the thing that is important is that you actually have real genuine fun so if you don't get laid who cares you still had a good night
are afterparties public? Or do I have to friend someone that will invite me.
Did you just to a bunch of googling to find this? And I live in the southeast US, all my local bars play normie country. Not really my style, looking for something more like pic related grungy/experimental (it's Have a Nice Life)
Friend someone and they might invite you
Easier said then done.
yeah exactly. pretty much just had to deep dive google/IG until I found stuff in my area. I live in Texas. that pic actually looks exactly what I go to btw except that pic is more of a sausage fest.
how to you search on inta? I never used it.
this may sound gay but my city occasionally has “emo night” where this touring DJ group plays 2000’s punk/emo/post hardcore hits and you just go and dance around and drink and it’s full of hot indie emo alt bitches. definitely a good place for that if you’re looking to get laid, maybe your city has something similar that happens. local bars may throw their own similar weekly thing.
>its real and in my city june 9th
You go to festivals to fuck hot girls like Zyzz and Jeff Seid did, not for music.
Zyzz and Jeff Seid are hot girls?
I enjoy the music and like to fuck hot girls what are you a fag?
If true Based
thanks for the upvote chud
no problem fellow chud
this is way better than having to pretend to have fun at some place where everyone is faking having fun for instagram and social media
This 100%. If you're into metal, go to metal shows instead of fag shit and pick up some goth girls.
you need to do drugs beforehand, anon.
>not a single guitar riff was heard that weekend
Anyways, enjoy my dude!
>not a single good artist
t. zoomie zoom zoom
you got Gorillaz, blondie, yungblud, wet leg(dont really like these chicks)
>you got Gorillaz, blondie, yungblud, wet leg(dont really like these chicks)
I know this isn't IST but damn dude
every band i would see is dispersed over the entire weekend yet there are too few to justify. a lot of pseud metal mixed with washed up 05 rock. Can't even get slipknot, just corey taylor? lol
Literal fucking who's
why waste your money brah
aftershock is only 5 months away
Why the fuck is sunday the best day by far
Festivals do that so that you'll buy the full weekend as they often don't sell the final day a la carte.
friday is the best day by far. the fuck are you talking about?
Fuck yeah, only band worth their weight. I pay only to see Tool
hell yeah that amount of times ive hit PR's listening to parabol/parabola and The Pot is ridiculous
I am also confused why megadeth isn't headlining
My brother were going to go see TOOL we were so hyped then covid came along and they canceled. I am going to be forever salty missing out on that
Used to dig Coheed and Cambria, didnt know they were still around.
Big coheed fan here. They still have a hardcore following, and their new releases are still bangers. Afterman is still my favorite, but the new ones have been great.
I'm seeing them at Blue Ridge Rock Festival, can't wait.
the fuck? They've got Babymetal and Pantera playing on Saturday. That's the best day by far.
I'm sure we can all agree that Thursday looks shit though
.... i mean they have incubus? they "used" to be good but i didnt think they even existed anymore... and the cult used to be good but id probably not enjoy hearing a 40 year old band play today
Did they resurrect dimebag and vinnie the fuck am i missing?
dave mustaine must be fuming that he isnt a headline but godsmack and limpbizkit are
I was also confused at that lmao. Godsmack hasent been relevant in decades lmao
This is why they aren't headlining
how much does it cost to go to something like this? and do you just camp out in the middle of a field or what?
Only band I have listened to on here is The Hu lmao
the only time I ever envy American's is when they have these huge fests with tons of bands I love. fuck you.
Who the fuck are these guys?
Not even that bad tbqhwu
Lol how the fuck is Pantera not headlining... I might go this looks awesome
Coachella sucks ass and is overpriced, go to EDM festivals like Zyzz did if you want to slay hot girls and listen to good music.
>The Breeders in both the figurative and literal middle of all that shit
Goddamn that's sad, especially since a grand total of probably 10 people there are going to know who they even are
>Do you guys wanna hear Cannonball?! No? Oh... ok then, here's "in$tagram [email protected] and The Industry Plants" with their hit song "I Love Fiji™ Water™"
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that most of these are shitty mumble rappers
Holy shit Im old I recogize like 4 of these bands. Went to this one on a Friday
holy shit thats way better i hate being a fucking zoomer
Jesus Christ, I was old then.
>saw lollapalooza 1 and 2
>saw Nirvana when Chad Channing was the drummer
>opened for Oasis on their first US tour
>Interpol once opened for me
>shared a stage with Keanu Reeves during his ill-advised appearance at Metalfest VI
Yeah, I was almost a big deal in three different bands.
>Rage Against the Machine
Anyways, I remember Arcade Fire was a hit for a summer then nothing. Jesus and Mary Chain having a high billing is pretty cool for a lesser known 80s band.
what a year
Suicideboys and kpop Band BLACKPINK in one concert lmao
I like black pink, but idk if I could ever go to a concert without feeling like a fucking gay idiot.
with YUNG LEAN on same day
soundcloud rappers are now almost a decade old
You must be at least 18 years old to post here.
TESTPILOT is the only good one on that whole list
Amy Winehouse in the small text is kinda funny.
Bet I fucks she a fighter like jet
I jet she bets like a fighter fuck
Fucked and Jetpilled
fuck plane if think consider call ambaplane having stronk
My dick would cum out all the fluids in my body if she rode me. I would die immeidately and it would be worth it.
I can take a first class flight to florida on that jet
I live 1hr away from Coachella, its burnt out.
Hit up StageCoach boys for the real fun
I know like two names in that lineup.
This is some seriously wack shit, kid.
for me its
>pusha T, I think?
>idris elba? is this him kek?
where is diplo kek is he too old now?
I know this is a week old but I have friends there LMAO you probably ran into them.
that fucking lineup LOL
coachella is such a joke, most people only go so they can say that they went. Everywhere you look everyone’s glued to their phones, it’s so fucking cringy
Damn I’m out of touch
maybe 15 years ago
Whenever I go to festivals I feel an urge to rape, how do I combat this?
You need Jesus
I am muslim.
Join the combat, on the side of rape
>Whenever I go to festivals I feel an urge to rape, how do I combat this?
>I am Muslim.
why would there be any surprise, rape furthers the Jihad tbh
The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it
Why is her upper body so smooth but her legs are all cellulite?
Sometimes it be like that
Can any of you give me a QRD on festivals? What are the best kind to go to if I want to try and fuck an arthoe/alt girl? And how to I go about finding one? Online, or some other method?
I'm actually into indie, post-rock, shoegaze, obscure metal, so even if I don't succeed they seem like they be cool to chill at and have a few beers anyway.
i don't trust anyone who drinks water from a jar
Based lobo estepario poster
Just be yourself
He’s (or was,….never heard of him again) sort of a cultured, very charismatic character. But I’m afraid he lost track accepting a lot of conspiracy shit we see online. And that fucks you in the head eventually.
For a moment you say this dude’s based, knows how to handle lot of things and prepares you, but then you know he goes living with his parents when running out of money LOL.
I do believed (still do) he was natty.
festivals are the only place where i fingerblasted random whores in the middle of the crowd, but it was all edm, sorry. i never went in with the girl (and i never left the festival grounds with them), just get with one when you're there.
I highly recommend NOT fucking someone at a festival. You'll have very little privacy and they will fucking STINK and will most likely not have shat in days and days,
that's why you do anal. it's like sticking your dick into a container of warm playdoh
Festivals are great if you like the music. Fun atmosphere, people are pretty nice and friendly more often than not, good place to meet new people or to hang with a group of friends. Dancing is fun, burns kcals and puts gains on display.
10/10 will go for as long as I am able.
Every person in this picture needs God
you are a huge fucking loser
lol judging people you don't even know while waiting to be judged by sky daddy, classic.
Everyone in that picture looks happy as fuck, go outside
Accuser of the brethren.
both of them girls need a womb full of my sticky man juice if you know what I mean
The fact that they're both wearing chokers is really doing it for me
Guy on the left fucked both those blondes at one point guaranteed
Girl on the left is smoking
That’s a man
Wait wtf is that Stacy?
Shout out to Stacey!
We lobe you girl!
I LOVE Stacy!
Yeahh 2Left is Scottsdale - Paradise Valley Stacey in the flesh lol
Kek I knew she looked familiar! Didn't know she was from AZ. You know her IRL, or?
>She still hasn't accepted my IG follow
Festivals are based AF
>you get to do drugs
>everyone is happy/friendly
>as the weekend progresses people get more loose and openminded
>music is awesome
>you get groped every 5 minutes by random grills
>or complimented by guys, no homo
>you fuck in the tent at 7 am and then chill outside while doing ket and watch the sunrise
Then you wake up with a line of coke 2h later and you go for a swim, all while people are mirin
>inb4 drugs are bad
Live a little, gay
I went to a UK festival once. Never again.
I was taken to one when I was quite young, less than 7, the mud was halfway up my shins and my boots kept coming off
UK festivals are the best. Been to 4/5 and never been in mdu like this, but eitherway, you just get on with it and get pissed.
they're just built different
Why that's internet whore # 8129839121 of course
>mouth started watering
>please stop sexualizing women btw
I do this. It earned me a warning In the college library but idgaf.
thats the IDEAL woman. I LOVE BLONDES WITH WIDE HIPS
this is one of those girls that gets a few drinks in her and does this, then the next day hits you with the "lol I was just kidding" text and ghosts you
next time, don't be ugly AND a virgin
That's Kate Beckinsale's daughter. Good chance she's just a huge whore.
>not fucking her that night
No father figure
i think its the opposite in this case and the cause is that her mother is sexual competition.
Her father is Michael Sheen and, as far as I know, he was a normal father. Her mother is a whore, THOUGH.
My card is held by a virgin slayer since hs. Wish I would've manned up sooner and just went after what I really wanted
oh shit i knew she looked familiar
DO NOT TELL A GIRL YOUR A VIRGIN
wrong, telling her youre a virgin is the best route.
if your nervous you wont be able to get hard and its going to be embarrassing. tell her your a virgin
> I'm sorry, but I just don't have feelings for you... you know... you are a nice guy, but I don't know.... It's not because you are a virgin or anything, I just... I just don't feel the tingles between us
Ironically look like the girl i lost my vcard to at 18 and made me develop a fetish for BBWs. This is now the small end of what im into.
No, you need to tell her or she'll think that you're just naturally shit in bed and will dump you. Unless it's just casual sex then who gives a shit what she wants lmao
a) find a reason to reject you ("oh, you're too nice for a girl like me... you deserve someone special for your first time... sorry, I only date guys who are more experienced than me, I like to be the one learning, you know?... my last bf was a virgin and he was super clingy so it's gotta be a no, sorry")
B) Fuck you but be really weird about it. Either resentful because she lowered herself to fuck a non-chad, or She'll use it to try to destroy you later down the line because she's BPD and hurting people who get close to her is the only means to attention she knows, or it sets the tone for some weird mommy-fetish relationship.
Seriously, just get your first fuck out of the way by any means, then the second time onward you can legitimately say "nah I'm not a virgin, still getting into my groove though, every girl ticks differently amirite, tell.me what turns you on and I'll give it a shot babe, hey what about XYZ, I've always wanted to do ABC, ..."
i will specifically make it a point to tell girls im a virgin and still smash. watch me
Because you're not a virgin.
Is it even worth it having sex if I have to jump through all these retarded hoops? I'd rather jerk off...
yeah I had a girl that was talking to me online who was gung ho about meeting me until I admitted I was a virgin. Then she ghosted me for like 2 days only to follow up with a message saying "I thought it over and I don't really think you're my type". (Keep in mind like I said up until the point I told her she was more than happy to meet, messaging me consistently and all that jazz.)
Moral of the story is lie like hell. Women are the most judgemental creatures on the face of the earth. Only instances I can think of to tell a woman you're a virgin is when you're in a LTR with one and she's hyper religious where that doesn't bother her, or you're talking to some weird Mommy dominatrix who's into ruining the 'innocence' of boys. Most one night stands end up you never speaking again, so worse thing that'll happen if you lie about it is she'll just think it's bad sex.
But who gives a fuck about what women want anyway? You have no obligation to satiate her.
In some ways yes, some ways no. Now that I'm older porn doesn't emotionally or physically satisfy me. I just crave the touch of a woman so I put up with the bullshit of having to communicate with them. Even if it's just talking to them online, that's more satisfying than porn. But like I said, if I was younger I probably would have just preferred jerking off to porn, however I'm 26 now. I guess I'm experiencing the male equivalent of 'baby fever'. Approaching the big three-O has me desperately wanting real physical contact with a real woman.
You have to get a buddy to tell her subtly. If you mention it yourself it seems desperate and pathetic, but if someone else tells them, and if it's the right type of girl, she'll see it as a challenge.
Imagine getting advice like this from a girl who looks like a librarian. Christ, what a fucked timeline.
She should hit the treadmill, not weights.
Why the playful jiggle lmao.
If you're gonna sexually harrass someone, just go the whole way.
No wonder Asian girls only want my bwc
whitecuck struggle amerite. white ~~*woman*~~ go for Turkic cock most of the time
Who is she
Who is she
Who is she
She gave me everything i wanted. Mommy cares about me
that's like conventional deadlift 1pl8
Does sumo stance make the deadlift easier? I've used mixed grip, why use it?
> novice deadlifter
>Does sumo stance make the deadlift easier? I've used mixed grip, why use it?
Yes, sumo is gay because the ROM is shorter.
Mixed grip lets you lift more weight IF lacking grip strength is why you can't lift the weight. Use conventional grip for as long as you can until it doesn't work anymore, then switch to mixed. And alternate hand positions to prevent muscle imbalances.
>to prevent muscle imbalances.
literally my first thought too
Why the amount of pl8 changed with the cut?
bc she wants ppl to think she does 10 reps of her 1rm
why is her crotch soaked through
They can't hold the pee
This isn't 100% true. gf is a pevlic floor physio, training to be a gyno - most girls just have a weak pelvic floor/muscles which makes them "incontinent" under heavy lifting / general exercise. It can be trained/ worked on but for some reason it's just become accepted that women piss when they lift
>it's just become accepted that women piss when they lift
thank the obese >powerlifting simps
yup. being overweight also drastically increases the chance of incontinence of any sort (to no ones surprise). ofc in 2023 people would rather celebrate uncontrollable pissing during exercise than even question if it's normal in the first place
>like, don't you know everyone says it's absolutely normal when you're powerlifting?!?
the coddled gender strikes again
She's thinking of a IST poster.
my wife is is an endomorph and has a perfect frame for powerlifting, but the only exercise she does walking from the couch to the kitchen. why even live
>only walks from kitchen to couch
Shut the fuck up fatass
Expected her to drop it on her feet
gotta say i like when they wear panties like that over the ol thong
lacy panties are 10/10 on a nice ass
I love going to festivals, taking MDMA, and talking to everyone, especially beautiful women
Serious question, where do you fuck a these festivals?
Logistics of fucking was always my biggest Achilles heel, I can get girls anywhere pretty much with ease but logistics always screw me up maybe because I'm too much of a perfectionist (I know this is cope and should do better).
Hotel if they're out if town, maybe they might even be in town still, after parties, your car? Honestly no girl goes to a festival looking to get fucked. They are going to dance and meet people.
My bread and butter is making sure I take a few pics showing off gains, dance with women, get their number or @, then message them in the following days. Or better yet, post something saying how good a time you had and tag them in it. 8/10 that will get them to come to you.
Don't fuck at the fest bros, only the truly ratchet ones will even let you, you're better than that
I was always the hotel guy, I heard some find that weird but I find it classy and in good taste to book a room at a nice hotel and go fuck there.
I even did it locally when I was younger what else is there to do, can't go home to parents house no fucking way I'm going to her place (might get killed), I feel its trashy and disrespectful to fuck in a car or outside with someone you just met recently, this is a trashy first impression from both sides imo so just told them after night of partying I'm tired can't drive I'll just go sleep to this [INSERT 4 OR 5* HOTEL] do you want yo join me for a few more drinks w can plunder the minibar or some bs reason even though they usually have nothing good in them, then if she goes along I will order a Champagne or wine room service and so on. Mind you most 4* hotels no longer offer room service and many 5* hotels are closing down.
So anyway this is just my perfectionism I don't like being disrespected and and I don't do it to others like random girls I want to fuck, other might have a completely different attitude.
Oh and If you fuck her *REALLY* good (almost impossible if you're drunk or done drugs), you do a little sex "magic" because of this she will be extremely receptive to meet again and then fuck her just one more time *REALLY* good she will become you personal slave by her own choice.
Will not share the specific technique because those who are worthy of this knowledge will seek it out and find it, it can easily be abused and that's wrong. It shouldn't be done unless you want a slave girls that you can't get rid of anymore.
Let me just say this for the context, some of you might be familiar with Tate from his earlier days before tiktok cringe, he talked about similar things and you seen him with loyal girls doing all kinds of bs for him, this goes way beyond that as there is no coercion or control involved, they chose to be your slaves because they are addicted to the way only you can make them feel and there's a 99.99% chances they never felt like that before and never will without you.
almost sounds like you're alluding to forbidden parapsychology.
alright, i've heard about it from several sources now and i've been putting off getting it, but i'll pick it up.
thanks anons for the reading advice
busy trying to court a cutie in my BJJ classes. Its going well tho she is shy and homeschooled which explains why shes shy.
I can admit my "game" is lacking( I am not a virign tho) so it would be a interesting read
Hey mind throwing me a bone. I love learning new things .
"New things" that just happen to involve sexually enslaving dumb young bitches, mm-hmm?
Anyway, me too, spill the sauce you gays
As far as im aware, inferring from a couple posts, there talking about this book?
But someone correct me if im wrong cause im about to start reading this shit.
I used to go on r/theredpill a lot when it was actually good and they used to talk about "the sex god method", could also be that idk.
give me something to google, to start off with.
Your secret is safe with me I'm a regular IST poster.
>Will not share the specific technique because those who are worthy of this knowledge will seek it out and find it, it can easily be abused and that's wrong. It shouldn't be done unless you want a slave girls that you can't get rid of anymore.
Yeah that's how I know you're a liar
Probably one of the only ones ITT who's actually been to festivals.
Festivals are degenerate but you actually find surprisingly little people fucking there.
>burn 5000 calories dancing
>eat nothing all day
Cutting is easy on MDMA
Oh great, another cumbrain thread.
Repent sinners. Myself included.
I NEED TO COOOOOOM
>long flabby ass
>legs covered in cellulite
>dry dead hair
Are some of you really into this? Seriously?
yeah sloppy women are the best for just lust
She isnt the marrying type but still gets me horny
>casually consumes 10000 calories a day
Ironman has gotten weird
>Ironman got the glowy reactor to keep shrapnel away from his heart
>Ironwoman got the glowy reactor to keep the dildos from going past her sigmoid
what's the tactical advantage of a flashlight plug?
Keep squatting when the building loses power and the lights go out, breaking into swimming pools at night and using the slide and see where youre going
You're not fooling anyone, fatcel
how do you dance as a man?
girls standing in a group just dancing is a normal sight, but i can't imagine a guy doing anything else than just bobbing his head
pretend like you are reloading guns from a video game.
is that fps doug?
That is definitely him. My best guess is it's from the TV version of PurePwnage that they made
glad someone has it
unironically learn the moves from Fortnite
>play GTA online
>go to nightclub and get my character to dance
>I learn the dance moves irl
>ffw to real life party with lots of music+dancing
>I use the moves I've learned from GTA
>everyone else dances like shit by comparison
>both girls and guys are amazed at my moves
>friends said I was the life of the party
it hasn't gotten me sex yet but it will.
Dancing is a lot like lifting in that it base knowledge will get you far with most people but being really good at it will really just impress dudes who are into dancing
Look up one or two dance moves on youtube and get them down. That's all you need to impress the average person.
Literally just look like you don’t care and love your arms and legs
It's not about moves, it's about rhythm
Nice trips btw
Too hot, too crowded, too expensive, too many artists playing
I’d go to festivals if I had friends
It's fine, festivals don't have singles policies like movie theaters and malls.
Yeah I tried this and it's worst than staying home at my computer. Walk alone between these closed friend groups or couples makes me lonely. Was not able to join any friend group, so I tried looking for autistis that are standing by themselves and looks to be in my position. And well, there is a reason why those people are alone, because it's pain to spend time with these retards.
so you went to a festival alone and tried to see if there were other people that went there alone. And you did find them but they were a pain to spend time with and that is why they were alone....?
Yeah, I hope it's clear to understand. I want to have friends, but normal people don't want to be friends with me, only people I can somehow talk to are retarded autists.
aha that's unfortunate. Have you attempted going to clubs related to whatever you are interested to?
How do I get friends
i went to my first metal concert (animals as leaders) and had a lot of fun
>tfw went to dozens of different festivals back in college, and not just festivals but parties, concerts and various live events and I STILL literally never even managed to get a single kiss, let alone anything more.
I'm the quintessential failed normalfag
Festivals are fun
You get to drink, get that sunny vitamin D, dance on chicks and make out
>dance on chicks and make out
only for Chads
Imagine how hot it would be if darnell forcibly stuck his face between those cheeks while she pretends to dislike it.
My dream is to go to a rave and have a raping spree. Bros....
wear a fat suit and post results.
Who is this
I rarely go to festivals and just go 2-3 per year to shoot some MDMA and goddamn, if you dress the part, have an OK body and act the part, there is 0 (zero) chance you wont meet chicks
I go to 5-6 festivals every single summer and I never even kissed
I wear these
lot of girls approach to try them out, they stick around etc
never fucked one as I really enjoy the vibes I get to feel and dancing and shit but could have EASILY done so
google them retard
but are there any websites I should be aware of?
how to find festivals close by?
lol imagine going to festivals for chicks. You have that sweet raging bass hitting every dopamine receptor, how is a fucking woman going to compete with that.
You're actually right, I just want the bros to go to metal shows. Moshing is better than the pump, which is like cumming. If you mosh to a band you can never listen to them the same again.
I literally said I just vibe one reply later idiot
this is also true
Anytime I see a girl in festival gear, it's an immediate left swipe.
How wildly obese are you that smoking weed outside instead of in the ghoulish blue light of your gaming pc and funko pops is considered a “workout”
I went to a festival that was hyped as fuck by my friends. They brought loads of drugs but it was full of families and kids. I remember being on acid and just being weirded out like fuck by all the people and latching onto some girls who had cancer because they were very normal and nice and they made me less anxious. Also met a guy there who happened to have dated my ex's best friend so we bonded over that and some MDMA at the forest rave part while he did his Japanese homework on the dance floor.