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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I wanna go to one so bad, I wanna get a cancer-tan first though, probably wax off everything, and go in full zyzz cosplay
    I think the secret for his supertan was melanotan-ii

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a natty tan or spray?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm startin to think it might be spray but a lotta people speculated he used melanotan ii
        melanotan boosts your tan to crazy levels in a short period of time, and if you tan easily naturally you get really damn dark like zyzz
        i'm decently swarthy and I've gotten pretty close to the color in that pic when I spent 5 hours in the ocean chilling, my back skin peeled pretty bad though lmao luckily had some aloe-vera on hand

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick that he looked like a Black person

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely melanotan. Without a doubt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Black fella in a wig

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guys you used to think were big

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Zyzz's legs in this picture look smaller than mine and I don't even work them
      Is it angles and lighting or did he just not do legs when this picture was taken?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        mirin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuark I'm still mirin lads

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the latter. sometimes I forget the posters here these days weren't around when zyzz posted here/on misc. he started doing legs later in his lifting 'career'

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forever mirin'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No legs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/efvmuV3.jpg

      Leaving for Coachella right now. May Zyzz bless my journey

      https://i.imgur.com/XN6JJmR.jpg

      Can any of you give me a QRD on festivals? What are the best kind to go to if I want to try and frick an arthoe/alt girl? And how to I go about finding one? Online, or some other method?

      I'm actually into indie, post-rock, shoegaze, obscure metal, so even if I don't succeed they seem like they be cool to chill at and have a few beers anyway.

      https://i.imgur.com/IC0VT0s.jpg

      I couldnt pretend to enjoy listening to torah tunes and i couldnt imagine being stuck in some festival while yung niggy is rapping about the thug life and blasting the bass on the mix. I have learned the hard way that I only get laid when I’m having genuine fun. Id rather go to a metal/rock concert, end up at an afterparty and at the end sleep with an alt girl

      https://i.imgur.com/UrYPseN.jpg

      Festivals are great if you like the music. Fun atmosphere, people are pretty nice and friendly more often than not, good place to meet new people or to hang with a group of friends. Dancing is fun, burns kcals and puts gains on display.
      10/10 will go for as long as I am able.

      Festivals are based AF

      >you get to do drugs
      >everyone is happy/friendly
      >as the weekend progresses people get more loose and openminded
      >music is awesome
      >you get groped every 5 minutes by random grills
      >or complimented by guys, no homo
      >you frick in the tent at 7 am and then chill outside while doing ket and watch the sunrise

      Then you wake up with a line of coke 2h later and you go for a swim, all while people are mirin

      >inb4 drugs are bad

      Live a little, homosexual

      I went to 1 concert, and it was terrible. I will never go to another concert again. I am 35 now, but even when I was younger, I found it nothing more than a way to waste 700$ and be miserable. You go and what? Listen to music soo fricking loud it makes you get a headache, don't bathe for a few days, and hangout with a bunch of drugged up morons. Even if you get fricked up, you just feel even shittier when you sober up. That being said, I've always been in a steady relationship, and I have fathered 7 white sons, and started at age 25.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you had me until the 7 kids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, music festivals are a nightmare. Only works if you go in a group. 99% of people there are reddit-tier and drugged up morons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >reddit-tier
          Explain to us what you think that means.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        larp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >700$
        >for a concert
        I think you may have been ripped off

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been to 5 concerts before and only hated one of them, it was Schoolboy Q.

        Frick every reddit and IST homosexual who hyped him up back in the day. He's a boring rapper with mediocre music.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda true, its mostly a social event/excuse for girls to act loose. Festivals are the worst way to experience music and anyone who says their going for that reason is a liar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that homie was tiny and had no legs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me but I'm too autistic so I'd just stand around in the corner then leave after humiliating myself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine literally sacrificing your life to look like this lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want to look like a peace of leather? Also he is Kurdish, not white. You are going to fry your skin, if you try this as a white guy.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. ya don't really see too many anons making xrays any more. i guess most women nowadays are prostitutes who don't bother to cover up, so it's unnecessary

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its easy, i do it all the time
        you should be using irfanviewer as any file viewer anyway, and just draw a box over the cloth then go to like > image > effects and drag the contrast or brightness around till you see her nipple or thong or whatever it is you wanna see

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/lVyobdA.jpg

          [...]
          [...]
          Tutorial? I’ve been doing this for years on my phones picture edit settings playing with brightness shadows contrast and black point but it’s not the best. Works a bit sometimes but not the best at all. I do this specifically with women I know IRL who I would never be able to frick. Picrel I’m 100% sure her butthole is showing on the side but I can’t get the settings good enough to see it clearly. Using an enhancing app it makes it lsss blurry and more visible but there’s still the issue of the lighting fricking with things

          I’m turning to do this on an iPhone btw. Irfanview isn’t an option for me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. ya don't really see too many anons making xrays any more. i guess most women nowadays are prostitutes who don't bother to cover up, so it's unnecessary

      its easy, i do it all the time
      you should be using irfanviewer as any file viewer anyway, and just draw a box over the cloth then go to like > image > effects and drag the contrast or brightness around till you see her nipple or thong or whatever it is you wanna see

      Tutorial? I’ve been doing this for years on my phones picture edit settings playing with brightness shadows contrast and black point but it’s not the best. Works a bit sometimes but not the best at all. I do this specifically with women I know IRL who I would never be able to frick. Picrel I’m 100% sure her butthole is showing on the side but I can’t get the settings good enough to see it clearly. Using an enhancing app it makes it lsss blurry and more visible but there’s still the issue of the lighting fricking with things

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP thought this was hot
      >Terrible ass
      Idiot zoomer coomer.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leaving for Coachella right now. May Zyzz bless my journey

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say who the frick are these audio slop until
      >Diljit Dosanjh

      based, have fun anon, sir.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldnt pretend to enjoy listening to torah tunes and i couldnt imagine being stuck in some festival while yung niggy is rapping about the thug life and blasting the bass on the mix. I have learned the hard way that I only get laid when I’m having genuine fun. Id rather go to a metal/rock concert, end up at an afterparty and at the end sleep with an alt girl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the post above you. That's my entire goal. Tell me how breh.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your best bet is to stick to popular concerts Metallica, The Cure, Red hot chilli Peppers and the like since (basically if you see alt girls wearing a shirt of the band regularly thats a good bet) those bring out arena sized crowds go with 2 friends or even alone and just have fun getting drunk helps, you will get laid at the afterparty since most of them are kickbacks that go till the morning. But the thing that is important is that you actually have real genuine fun so if you don't get laid who cares you still had a good night

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            are afterparties public? Or do I have to friend someone that will invite me.

            this may sound gay but my city occasionally has “emo night” where this touring DJ group plays 2000’s punk/emo/post hardcore hits and you just go and dance around and drink and it’s full of hot indie emo alt b***hes. definitely a good place for that if you’re looking to get laid, maybe your city has something similar that happens. local bars may throw their own similar weekly thing.

            Did you just to a bunch of googling to find this? And I live in the southeast US, all my local bars play normie country. Not really my style, looking for something more like pic related grungy/experimental (it's Have a Nice Life)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Friend someone and they might invite you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easier said then done.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah exactly. pretty much just had to deep dive google/IG until I found stuff in my area. I live in Texas. that pic actually looks exactly what I go to btw except that pic is more of a sausage fest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                how to you search on inta? I never used it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this may sound gay but my city occasionally has “emo night” where this touring DJ group plays 2000’s punk/emo/post hardcore hits and you just go and dance around and drink and it’s full of hot indie emo alt b***hes. definitely a good place for that if you’re looking to get laid, maybe your city has something similar that happens. local bars may throw their own similar weekly thing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its real and in my city june 9th

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You go to festivals to frick hot girls like Zyzz and Jeff Seid did, not for music.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zyzz and Jeff Seid are hot girls?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I enjoy the music and like to frick hot girls what are you a gay?

          this is way better than having to pretend to have fun at some place where everyone is faking having fun for instagram and social media

          Based

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          I went to 1 concert, and it was terrible. I will never go to another concert again. I am 35 now, but even when I was younger, I found it nothing more than a way to waste 700$ and be miserable. You go and what? Listen to music soo fricking loud it makes you get a headache, don't bathe for a few days, and hangout with a bunch of drugged up morons. Even if you get fricked up, you just feel even shittier when you sober up. That being said, I've always been in a steady relationship, and I have fathered 7 white sons, and started at age 25.

          If true Based

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the upvote chud

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no problem fellow chud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is way better than having to pretend to have fun at some place where everyone is faking having fun for instagram and social media

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This 100%. If you're into metal, go to metal shows instead of gay shit and pick up some goth girls.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to do drugs beforehand, anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single guitar riff was heard that weekend
      Anyways, enjoy my dude!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single good artist
      t. zoomie zoom zoom

      https://i.imgur.com/qG6W0yb.jpg

      >not a single guitar riff was heard that weekend
      Anyways, enjoy my dude!

      you got Gorillaz, blondie, yungblud, wet leg(dont really like these chicks)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you got Gorillaz, blondie, yungblud, wet leg(dont really like these chicks)
        I know this isn't IST but damn dude

        https://i.imgur.com/YVXIu33.jpg

        why waste your money brah

        aftershock is only 5 months away

        every band i would see is dispersed over the entire weekend yet there are too few to justify. a lot of pseud metal mixed with washed up 05 rock. Can't even get slipknot, just corey taylor? lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal fricking who's

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why waste your money brah

      aftershock is only 5 months away

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick is sunday the best day by far

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Festivals do that so that you'll buy the full weekend as they often don't sell the final day a la carte.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          friday is the best day by far. the frick are you talking about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick yeah, only band worth their weight. I pay only to see Tool

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              hell yeah that amount of times ive hit PR's listening to parabol/parabola and The Pot is ridiculous

              I am also confused why megadeth isn't headlining

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My brother were going to go see TOOL we were so hyped then covid came along and they canceled. I am going to be forever salty missing out on that

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Used to dig Coheed and Cambria, didnt know they were still around.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Big coheed fan here. They still have a hardcore following, and their new releases are still bangers. Afterman is still my favorite, but the new ones have been great.
              I'm seeing them at Blue Ridge Rock Festival, can't wait.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the frick? They've got Babymetal and Pantera playing on Saturday. That's the best day by far.
          I'm sure we can all agree that Thursday looks shit though

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            .... i mean they have incubus? they "used" to be good but i didnt think they even existed anymore... and the cult used to be good but id probably not enjoy hearing a 40 year old band play today

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pantera
            Did they resurrect dimebag and vinnie the frick am i missing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dave mustaine must be fuming that he isnt a headline but godsmack and limpbizkit are

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was also confused at that lmao. Godsmack hasent been relevant in decades lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            dave mustaine must be fuming that he isnt a headline but godsmack and limpbizkit are

            This is why they aren't headlining

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how much does it cost to go to something like this? and do you just camp out in the middle of a field or what?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only band I have listened to on here is The Hu lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only time I ever envy American's is when they have these huge fests with tons of bands I love. frick you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >babymetal
        Who the frick are these guys?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          j-metal
          Not even that bad tbqhwu

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol how the frick is Pantera not headlining... I might go this looks awesome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coachella sucks ass and is overpriced, go to EDM festivals like Zyzz did if you want to slay hot girls and listen to good music.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Breeders in both the figurative and literal middle of all that shit
      Goddamn that's sad, especially since a grand total of probably 10 people there are going to know who they even are
      >Do you guys wanna hear Cannonball?! No? Oh... ok then, here's "in$tagram B@MAN and The Industry Plants" with their hit song "I Love Fiji™ Water™"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to take a wild guess and say that most of these are shitty mumble rappers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit Im old I recogize like 4 of these bands. Went to this one on a Friday

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit thats way better i hate being a fricking zoomer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ, I was old then.

        >saw lollapalooza 1 and 2
        >saw Nirvana when Chad Channing was the drummer
        >opened for Oasis on their first US tour
        >Interpol once opened for me
        >shared a stage with Keanu Reeves during his ill-advised appearance at Metalfest VI

        Yeah, I was almost a big deal in three different bands.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rage Against the Machine
        >Coachella

        How embarrassing.
        Anyways, I remember Arcade Fire was a hit for a summer then nothing. Jesus and Mary Chain having a high billing is pretty cool for a lesser known 80s band.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2007
        what a year

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicideboys and kpop Band BLACKPINK in one concert lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like black pink, but idk if I could ever go to a concert without feeling like a fricking homosexual idiot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        with YUNG LEAN on same day

        soundcloud rappers are now almost a decade old

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coachella
      You must be at least 18 years old to post here.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TESTPILOT is the only good one on that whole list

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amy Winehouse in the small text is kinda funny.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bet I fricks she a fighter like jet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I jet she bets like a fighter frick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          F22 raptor

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricked and Jetpilled

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick plane if think consider call ambaplane having stronk

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dick would cum out all the fluids in my body if she rode me. I would die immeidately and it would be worth it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can take a first class flight to florida on that jet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live 1hr away from Coachella, its burnt out.

      Hit up StageCoach boys for the real fun

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLACKPINK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jai Paul
      damn jealous

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know like two names in that lineup.

      This is some seriously wack shit, kid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me its
        >bad bunny
        >gorillaz
        >YUNGBLUD
        >pusha T, I think?
        >idris elba? is this him kek?
        >Oliver koletzki
        >blackpink
        >sofi tukker
        >frank ocean
        >björk
        >fisher
        >harris

        where is diplo kek is he too old now?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is a week old but I have friends there LMAO you probably ran into them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that fricking lineup LOL
      coachella is such a joke, most people only go so they can say that they went. Everywhere you look everyone’s glued to their phones, it’s so fricking cringy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I’m out of touch

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe 15 years ago

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I go to festivals I feel an urge to rape, how do I combat this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need Jesus

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am muslim.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          You need Jesus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Join the combat, on the side of rape

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need Jesus

      I am muslim.

      >Whenever I go to festivals I feel an urge to rape, how do I combat this?
      >I am Muslim.

      why would there be any surprise, rape furthers the Jihad tbh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her upper body so smooth but her legs are all cellulite?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes it be like that

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can any of you give me a QRD on festivals? What are the best kind to go to if I want to try and frick an arthoe/alt girl? And how to I go about finding one? Online, or some other method?

    I'm actually into indie, post-rock, shoegaze, obscure metal, so even if I don't succeed they seem like they be cool to chill at and have a few beers anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eurofaq

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't trust anyone who drinks water from a jar

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based lobo estepario poster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just be yourself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOBO ESTEPARIO....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based lobo estepario poster

      https://i.imgur.com/sCK32D5.png

      LOBO ESTEPARIO....

      >Lobo estepario
      He’s (or was,….never heard of him again) sort of a cultured, very charismatic character. But I’m afraid he lost track accepting a lot of conspiracy shit we see online. And that fricks you in the head eventually.
      For a moment you say this dude’s based, knows how to handle lot of things and prepares you, but then you know he goes living with his parents when running out of money LOL.
      I do believed (still do) he was natty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      festivals are the only place where i fingerblasted random prostitutes in the middle of the crowd, but it was all edm, sorry. i never went in with the girl (and i never left the festival grounds with them), just get with one when you're there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I highly recommend NOT fricking someone at a festival. You'll have very little privacy and they will fricking STINK and will most likely not have shat in days and days,

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's why you do anal. it's like sticking your dick into a container of warm playdoh

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Festivals are great if you like the music. Fun atmosphere, people are pretty nice and friendly more often than not, good place to meet new people or to hang with a group of friends. Dancing is fun, burns kcals and puts gains on display.
    10/10 will go for as long as I am able.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every person in this picture needs God

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are a huge fricking loser

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol judging people you don't even know while waiting to be judged by sky daddy, classic.
        Everyone in that picture looks happy as frick, go outside

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accuser of the brethren.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        both of them girls need a womb full of my sticky man juice if you know what I mean

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that they're both wearing chokers is really doing it for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy on the left fricked both those blondes at one point guaranteed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girl on the left is smoking

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girl on the left is smoking

      Wait wtf is that Stacy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XxjuJAx.jpg

        [...]
        Yeahh 2Left is Scottsdale - Paradise Valley Stacey in the flesh lol

        Shout out to Stacey!

        We lobe you girl!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I LOVE Stacy!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Wait wtf is that Stacy?

      Yeahh 2Left is Scottsdale - Paradise Valley Stacey in the flesh lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I knew she looked familiar! Didn't know she was from AZ. You know her IRL, or?
        >She still hasn't accepted my IG follow
        Stacy pls

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Festivals are based AF

    >you get to do drugs
    >everyone is happy/friendly
    >as the weekend progresses people get more loose and openminded
    >music is awesome
    >you get groped every 5 minutes by random grills
    >or complimented by guys, no homo
    >you frick in the tent at 7 am and then chill outside while doing ket and watch the sunrise

    Then you wake up with a line of coke 2h later and you go for a swim, all while people are mirin

    >inb4 drugs are bad

    Live a little, homosexual

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a UK festival once. Never again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was taken to one when I was quite young, less than 7, the mud was halfway up my shins and my boots kept coming off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      UK festivals are the best. Been to 4/5 and never been in mdu like this, but eitherway, you just get on with it and get pissed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just built different

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whomstve

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why that's internet prostitute # 8129839121 of course

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y tho?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mouth started watering

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please stop sexualizing women btw

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this. It earned me a warning In the college library but idgaf.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats the IDEAL woman. I LOVE BLONDES WITH WIDE HIPS

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of those girls that gets a few drinks in her and does this, then the next day hits you with the "lol I was just kidding" text and ghosts you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        facts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        next time, don't be ugly AND a virgin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Kate Beckinsale's daughter. Good chance she's just a huge prostitute.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not fricking her that night
        not surprised

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No father figure

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think its the opposite in this case and the cause is that her mother is sexual competition.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her father is Michael Sheen and, as far as I know, he was a normal father. Her mother is a prostitute, THOUGH.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My card is held by a virgin slayer since hs. Wish I would've manned up sooner and just went after what I really wanted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit i knew she looked familiar

      That's Kate Beckinsale's daughter. Good chance she's just a huge prostitute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT TELL A GIRL YOUR A VIRGIN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, telling her youre a virgin is the best route.

        if your nervous you wont be able to get hard and its going to be embarrassing. tell her your a virgin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > I'm sorry, but I just don't have feelings for you... you know... you are a nice guy, but I don't know.... It's not because you are a virgin or anything, I just... I just don't feel the tingles between us

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironically look like the girl i lost my vcard to at 18 and made me develop a fetish for BBWs. This is now the small end of what im into.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you need to tell her or she'll think that you're just naturally shit in bed and will dump you. Unless it's just casual sex then who gives a shit what she wants lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thisthisthis.

        She'll either
        a) find a reason to reject you ("oh, you're too nice for a girl like me... you deserve someone special for your first time... sorry, I only date guys who are more experienced than me, I like to be the one learning, you know?... my last bf was a virgin and he was super clingy so it's gotta be a no, sorry")
        Or
        B) Frick you but be really weird about it. Either resentful because she lowered herself to frick a non-chad, or She'll use it to try to destroy you later down the line because she's BPD and hurting people who get close to her is the only means to attention she knows, or it sets the tone for some weird mommy-fetish relationship.

        Seriously, just get your first frick out of the way by any means, then the second time onward you can legitimately say "nah I'm not a virgin, still getting into my groove though, every girl ticks differently amirite, tell.me what turns you on and I'll give it a shot babe, hey what about XYZ, I've always wanted to do ABC, ..."

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i will specifically make it a point to tell girls im a virgin and still smash. watch me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you're not a virgin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it even worth it having sex if I have to jump through all these moronic hoops? I'd rather jerk off...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, telling her youre a virgin is the best route.

        if your nervous you wont be able to get hard and its going to be embarrassing. tell her your a virgin

        No, you need to tell her or she'll think that you're just naturally shit in bed and will dump you. Unless it's just casual sex then who gives a shit what she wants lmao

        Thisthisthis.

        She'll either
        a) find a reason to reject you ("oh, you're too nice for a girl like me... you deserve someone special for your first time... sorry, I only date guys who are more experienced than me, I like to be the one learning, you know?... my last bf was a virgin and he was super clingy so it's gotta be a no, sorry")
        Or
        B) Frick you but be really weird about it. Either resentful because she lowered herself to frick a non-chad, or She'll use it to try to destroy you later down the line because she's BPD and hurting people who get close to her is the only means to attention she knows, or it sets the tone for some weird mommy-fetish relationship.

        Seriously, just get your first frick out of the way by any means, then the second time onward you can legitimately say "nah I'm not a virgin, still getting into my groove though, every girl ticks differently amirite, tell.me what turns you on and I'll give it a shot babe, hey what about XYZ, I've always wanted to do ABC, ..."

        yeah I had a girl that was talking to me online who was gung ho about meeting me until I admitted I was a virgin. Then she ghosted me for like 2 days only to follow up with a message saying "I thought it over and I don't really think you're my type". (Keep in mind like I said up until the point I told her she was more than happy to meet, messaging me consistently and all that jazz.)

        Moral of the story is lie like hell. Women are the most judgemental creatures on the face of the earth. Only instances I can think of to tell a woman you're a virgin is when you're in a LTR with one and she's hyper religious where that doesn't bother her, or you're talking to some weird Mommy dominatrix who's into ruining the 'innocence' of boys. Most one night stands end up you never speaking again, so worse thing that'll happen if you lie about it is she'll just think it's bad sex.

        But who gives a frick about what women want anyway? You have no obligation to satiate her.

        Is it even worth it having sex if I have to jump through all these moronic hoops? I'd rather jerk off...

        In some ways yes, some ways no. Now that I'm older porn doesn't emotionally or physically satisfy me. I just crave the touch of a woman so I put up with the bullshit of having to communicate with them. Even if it's just talking to them online, that's more satisfying than porn. But like I said, if I was younger I probably would have just preferred jerking off to porn, however I'm 26 now. I guess I'm experiencing the male equivalent of 'baby fever'. Approaching the big three-O has me desperately wanting real physical contact with a real woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to get a buddy to tell her subtly. If you mention it yourself it seems desperate and pathetic, but if someone else tells them, and if it's the right type of girl, she'll see it as a challenge.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting advice like this from a girl who looks like a librarian. Christ, what a fricked timeline.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should hit the treadmill, not weights.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the playful jiggle lmao.

      If you're gonna sexually harrass someone, just go the whole way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder Asian girls only want my bwc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        whitecuck struggle amerite. white ~~*woman*~~ go for Turkic wiener most of the time

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is she

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is she

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is she

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gave me everything i wanted. Mommy cares about me

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      name

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        akessonellen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sumo
      >mixed grip
      that's like conventional deadlift 1pl8

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does sumo stance make the deadlift easier? I've used mixed grip, why use it?
        > novice deadlifter

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Does sumo stance make the deadlift easier? I've used mixed grip, why use it?

          Yes, sumo is gay because the ROM is shorter.

          Mixed grip lets you lift more weight IF lacking grip strength is why you can't lift the weight. Use conventional grip for as long as you can until it doesn't work anymore, then switch to mixed. And alternate hand positions to prevent muscle imbalances.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >to prevent muscle imbalances.
            well meme'd

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally my first thought too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the amount of pl8 changed with the cut?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        bc she wants ppl to think she does 10 reps of her 1rm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is her crotch soaked through

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't hold the pee

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't 100% true. gf is a pevlic floor physio, training to be a gyno - most girls just have a weak pelvic floor/muscles which makes them "incontinent" under heavy lifting / general exercise. It can be trained/ worked on but for some reason it's just become accepted that women piss when they lift

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's just become accepted that women piss when they lift
            thank the obese >powerlifting simps

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yup. being overweight also drastically increases the chance of incontinence of any sort (to no ones surprise). ofc in 2023 people would rather celebrate uncontrollable pissing during exercise than even question if it's normal in the first place

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like, don't you know everyone says it's absolutely normal when you're powerlifting?!?
            the coddled gender strikes again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's thinking of a IST poster.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife is is an endomorph and has a perfect frame for powerlifting, but the only exercise she does walking from the couch to the kitchen. why even live

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >endomorph
        >only walks from kitchen to couch
        Shut the frick up fatass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Expected her to drop it on her feet

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gotta say i like when they wear panties like that over the ol thong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lacy panties are 10/10 on a nice ass

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love going to festivals, taking MDMA, and talking to everyone, especially beautiful women

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Serious question, where do you frick a these festivals?

    Logistics of fricking was always my biggest Achilles heel, I can get girls anywhere pretty much with ease but logistics always screw me up maybe because I'm too much of a perfectionist (I know this is cope and should do better).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hotel if they're out if town, maybe they might even be in town still, after parties, your car? Honestly no girl goes to a festival looking to get fricked. They are going to dance and meet people.
      My bread and butter is making sure I take a few pics showing off gains, dance with women, get their number or @, then message them in the following days. Or better yet, post something saying how good a time you had and tag them in it. 8/10 that will get them to come to you.
      Don't frick at the fest bros, only the truly ratchet ones will even let you, you're better than that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was always the hotel guy, I heard some find that weird but I find it classy and in good taste to book a room at a nice hotel and go frick there.

        I even did it locally when I was younger what else is there to do, can't go home to parents house no fricking way I'm going to her place (might get killed), I feel its trashy and disrespectful to frick in a car or outside with someone you just met recently, this is a trashy first impression from both sides imo so just told them after night of partying I'm tired can't drive I'll just go sleep to this [INSERT 4 OR 5* HOTEL] do you want yo join me for a few more drinks w can plunder the minibar or some bs reason even though they usually have nothing good in them, then if she goes along I will order a Champagne or wine room service and so on. Mind you most 4* hotels no longer offer room service and many 5* hotels are closing down.

        So anyway this is just my perfectionism I don't like being disrespected and and I don't do it to others like random girls I want to frick, other might have a completely different attitude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and If you frick her *REALLY* good (almost impossible if you're drunk or done drugs), you do a little sex "magic" because of this she will be extremely receptive to meet again and then frick her just one more time *REALLY* good she will become you personal slave by her own choice.

          Will not share the specific technique because those who are worthy of this knowledge will seek it out and find it, it can easily be abused and that's wrong. It shouldn't be done unless you want a slave girls that you can't get rid of anymore.

          Let me just say this for the context, some of you might be familiar with Tate from his earlier days before tiktok cringe, he talked about similar things and you seen him with loyal girls doing all kinds of bs for him, this goes way beyond that as there is no coercion or control involved, they chose to be your slaves because they are addicted to the way only you can make them feel and there's a 99.99% chances they never felt like that before and never will without you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            almost sounds like you're alluding to forbidden parapsychology.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                alright, i've heard about it from several sources now and i've been putting off getting it, but i'll pick it up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and If you frick her *REALLY* good (almost impossible if you're drunk or done drugs), you do a little sex "magic" because of this she will be extremely receptive to meet again and then frick her just one more time *REALLY* good she will become you personal slave by her own choice.

                Will not share the specific technique because those who are worthy of this knowledge will seek it out and find it, it can easily be abused and that's wrong. It shouldn't be done unless you want a slave girls that you can't get rid of anymore.

                Let me just say this for the context, some of you might be familiar with Tate from his earlier days before tiktok cringe, he talked about similar things and you seen him with loyal girls doing all kinds of bs for him, this goes way beyond that as there is no coercion or control involved, they chose to be your slaves because they are addicted to the way only you can make them feel and there's a 99.99% chances they never felt like that before and never will without you.

                thanks anons for the reading advice
                busy trying to court a cutie in my BJJ classes. Its going well tho she is shy and homeschooled which explains why shes shy.
                I can admit my "game" is lacking( I am not a virign tho) so it would be a interesting read

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey mind throwing me a bone. I love learning new things .

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "New things" that just happen to involve sexually enslaving dumb young b***hes, mm-hmm?

                Anyway, me too, spill the sauce you homosexuals

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As far as im aware, inferring from a couple posts, there talking about this book?
                >https://books.google.ca/books?id=BYXyAwAAQBAJ&printsec=frontcover&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
                But someone correct me if im wrong cause im about to start reading this shit.

                I used to go on r/theredpill a lot when it was actually good and they used to talk about "the sex god method", could also be that idk.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            give me something to google, to start off with.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your secret is safe with me I'm a regular IST poster.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Will not share the specific technique because those who are worthy of this knowledge will seek it out and find it, it can easily be abused and that's wrong. It shouldn't be done unless you want a slave girls that you can't get rid of anymore.
            Yeah that's how I know you're a liar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably one of the only ones ITT who's actually been to festivals.
        Festivals are degenerate but you actually find surprisingly little people fricking there.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burn 5000 calories dancing
    >eat nothing all day
    Cutting is easy on MDMA

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great, another cumbrain thread.
    Repent sinners. Myself included.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED TO COOOOOOM

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat arms
    >long flabby ass
    >love handles
    >legs covered in cellulite
    >dry dead hair
    Are some of you really into this? Seriously?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah sloppy women are the best for just lust
      She isnt the marrying type but still gets me horny

  28. 11 months ago
    Ice King

    >casually consumes 10000 calories a day

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironman has gotten weird

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ironman got the glowy reactor to keep shrapnel away from his heart
        >Ironwoman got the glowy reactor to keep the dildos from going past her sigmoid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the tactical advantage of a flashlight plug?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep squatting when the building loses power and the lights go out, breaking into swimming pools at night and using the slide and see where youre going

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not fooling anyone, fatcel

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you dance as a man?
    girls standing in a group just dancing is a normal sight, but i can't imagine a guy doing anything else than just bobbing his head

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretend like you are reloading guns from a video game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that fps doug?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is definitely him. My best guess is it's from the TV version of PurePwnage that they made

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          glad someone has it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically learn the moves from Fortnite

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play GTA online
      >go to nightclub and get my character to dance
      >I learn the dance moves irl
      >ffw to real life party with lots of music+dancing
      >I use the moves I've learned from GTA
      >everyone else dances like shit by comparison
      >both girls and guys are amazed at my moves
      >friends said I was the life of the party

      it hasn't gotten me sex yet but it will.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dancing is a lot like lifting in that it base knowledge will get you far with most people but being really good at it will really just impress dudes who are into dancing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up one or two dance moves on youtube and get them down. That's all you need to impress the average person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just look like you don’t care and love your arms and legs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up one or two dance moves on youtube and get them down. That's all you need to impress the average person.

      It's not about moves, it's about rhythm
      Nice trips btw

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too hot, too crowded, too expensive, too many artists playing

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d go to festivals if I had friends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, festivals don't have singles policies like movie theaters and malls.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I tried this and it's worst than staying home at my computer. Walk alone between these closed friend groups or couples makes me lonely. Was not able to join any friend group, so I tried looking for autistis that are standing by themselves and looks to be in my position. And well, there is a reason why those people are alone, because it's pain to spend time with these morons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you went to a festival alone and tried to see if there were other people that went there alone. And you did find them but they were a pain to spend time with and that is why they were alone....?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I hope it's clear to understand. I want to have friends, but normal people don't want to be friends with me, only people I can somehow talk to are moronic autists.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              aha that's unfortunate. Have you attempted going to clubs related to whatever you are interested to?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get friends

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i went to my first metal concert (animals as leaders) and had a lot of fun

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKING KNEEEEEL

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw went to dozens of different festivals back in college, and not just festivals but parties, concerts and various live events and I STILL literally never even managed to get a single kiss, let alone anything more.
    I'm the quintessential failed normalgay

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Festivals are fun
    You get to drink, get that sunny vitamin D, dance on chicks and make out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dance on chicks and make out
      only for Chads

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how hot it would be if darnell forcibly stuck his face between those cheeks while she pretends to dislike it.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dream is to go to a rave and have a raping spree. Bros....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys rapist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wear a fat suit and post results.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        STpeach

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once again
    >This thread
    >Fitness

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely go to festivals and just go 2-3 per year to shoot some MDMA and goddamn, if you dress the part, have an OK body and act the part, there is 0 (zero) chance you wont meet chicks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to 5-6 festivals every single summer and I never even kissed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wear these
        lot of girls approach to try them out, they stick around etc
        never fricked one as I really enjoy the vibes I get to feel and dancing and shit but could have EASILY done so

        [...]
        how to find festivals close by?

        google them moron
        techno, preferably

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but are there any websites I should be aware of?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            efukt

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to 5-6 festivals every single summer and I never even kissed

      how to find festivals close by?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to 5-6 festivals every single summer and I never even kissed

      Look up one or two dance moves on youtube and get them down. That's all you need to impress the average person.

      Is it even worth it having sex if I have to jump through all these moronic hoops? I'd rather jerk off...

      This 100%. If you're into metal, go to metal shows instead of gay shit and pick up some goth girls.

      lol imagine going to festivals for chicks. You have that sweet raging bass hitting every dopamine receptor, how is a fricking woman going to compete with that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're actually right, I just want the bros to go to metal shows. Moshing is better than the pump, which is like cumming. If you mosh to a band you can never listen to them the same again.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally said I just vibe one reply later idiot

        You're actually right, I just want the bros to go to metal shows. Moshing is better than the pump, which is like cumming. If you mosh to a band you can never listen to them the same again.

        this is also true

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anytime I see a girl in festival gear, it's an immediate left swipe.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How wildly obese are you that smoking weed outside instead of in the ghoulish blue light of your gaming pc and funko pops is considered a “workout”

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to a festival that was hyped as frick by my friends. They brought loads of drugs but it was full of families and kids. I remember being on acid and just being weirded out like frick by all the people and latching onto some girls who had cancer because they were very normal and nice and they made me less anxious. Also met a guy there who happened to have dated my ex's best friend so we bonded over that and some MDMA at the forest rave part while he did his Japanese homework on the dance floor.

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