>final boss of the modern man

>final boss of the modern man

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TAP TAP
    >POP

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smack the bottom with the meat of your palm hard as shit, it slams the air bubble into the lid and pops it
    Never look weak in front of grandma again bros, you're welcome

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't pickles healthy for you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're fine, though make sure its the properly fermented stuff and not that vinegar shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fermented
        pretty sure there is only one kind of pickle and it is made with vinegar

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie. Traditional pickles are made through lacto-fermentation.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run under hot water
    >Metal Lid more thermally conductive than glass jar, thermally expanding at a rate greater than the rest of the jar, loosening it
    or just hit the side of the lid hard but not so hard as to shatter the jar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      science based lifters be like this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gained 200 lbs over the past year to prove to my friends that I could lose it.. but i fell in love with being obese. i mean i seriously fricking love it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is all greasy and slippery from the first person trying to open it
    Just give me a second, I totally got this guys.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha modern men can't open this, wimps
    >olden men didn't have them so they were never tested, just an assumption they could open it
    This is an unfair trial.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh my hands are just sweaty, i'm not weak. haha.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just throw it at a wall, there, problem solved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The proper way is to put it up your butt. The emts will take care of any shards while you snack on delicious pickles.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless you're Chris Chan I don't see how pickles should be intimidating you in any way

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    use a rubber / silicone oven mit if you have one. improves the friction and makes it easy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NGMI.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love them, wish I could find ones with less sugar more easily

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less sugar
      Eat dill pickles you mong, they don't have any sugar.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even before lifting I can't remember ever struggling with a pickle jar. lmao

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not claiming to be a strong man or that such a jar doesn't exist, but since turning 20 or so i haven't actually encountered a jar that i've been unable to open

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