Finally found?

Alright fellas, where do I sign?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they fuck children in this religion?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you’re thinking of Judaism

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? because last i checked, the three major abrahamic religions are all kid fuckers

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checked what, stereotypes that have been fed to you by gnomish media?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The local preist near my house was convicted of raping kids.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is a matter of man, not the religion, however, in the case with Muslims and garden gnomes, it is a matter of religion because their texts openly support fucking children and you are 18x more likely to be touched by one of them compared to a Christian priest, more likely to be grabbed by a public school teacher than a Christian priest

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh come on. You cant be this retarded. The church has lots of pedos, its no secret. Its literally the no. 1 profession for pedos.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The church has lots of pedos, its no secret. Its literally the no. 1 profession for pedos.
                No dude. Only conservative organizations such as the church or Boy Scouts get exposed. Its all bias. Think, bro.

                Do you really think the Catholic Church, with 1.5 billion members, has more pedos per capita than say, Disney? Or the San Francisco Mens Choir? Or are progressive groups just less reported on?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one is saying child fucking is exclusive to the church you fucking idiot. You argue like a woman.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no one is saying child fucking is exclusive to the church you fucking idiot. You argue like a woman.
                Sounds like it in this thread. Refute the argument or shut the fuck up. While were at it, the US Congress probably has more pedos per capita than the Catholic Church.

                People are less concerned with protecting children than using it to attack ideological enemies.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Men fucking boys is 100% exclusive to homosexuals.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its literally the no. 1 profession for pedos.
                this bro never heard of public school employees

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >has lots of pedos
                I don't know how to tell you this, but satanic pedophiles very much run the world. Governments, schools, sciences, and yes even in the religions.
                The presence of a pedo does not negate the benefit of religion. Just kill the pedos when you find them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh come on. You cant be this retarded. The church has lots of pedos, its no secret. Its literally the no. 1 profession for pedos.

                >The church has lots of pedos, its no secret. Its literally the no. 1 profession for pedos.
                No dude. Only conservative organizations such as the church or Boy Scouts get exposed. Its all bias. Think, bro.

                Do you really think the Catholic Church, with 1.5 billion members, has more pedos per capita than say, Disney? Or the San Francisco Mens Choir? Or are progressive groups just less reported on?

                It's not just about the existance of pedos in the church. It's how the catholic church as an institution treats the act of pedophilia. In my country the punishment for a priest molesting a child isn't fair trial like for anyone else, but being moved to a different parish.
                We've also had a pope from our country and he made punishments for pedophilia in church less harsh btw

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Really? because last i checked, the three major abrahamic religions are all kid fuckers

              Kids that go to public school are 10x more likely to be sexually abused than kids that go to Catholic church, per capita.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so that makes catholic child fuckers okay then

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody hates catholic child rapists more than catholic.
                Heres the thing though, they arent catholic (once they rape kids) and they arent priests.

                To be a catholic, you cannot be doing things like that, once you do youre technically not a catholic. Same with being a priest.
                As another anon pointed out, as a child you've got far more chance of being abused by practically any other man compared to a priest: a doctor, teacher, social worker, etc, all have more sexual abuse.
                Also, countries that arent catholic have just as much child rape as catholic countries. The top 10 countries for child rape are all muslim, atheist, or whatever else. Yes, some are half christian like nigeria but they arent catholic in nigeria
                its also a homosexual problem. 40% of child rape victims are boys yet 99% of abusers are male. that means around 30% of abusers are homosexual, compared to something like 0.1% of the general male population.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they aren't catholic (once they rape kids)
                No True Scotsman

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe harder, jude.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Heres the thing though, they arent catholic (once they rape kids) and they arent priests.
                This is a catholic pedophile defender. They hide that they molest kids and defend them and say kids made it up. Every scandal never ends with one kid. They don’t believe any of them. Only when they’re 30 and all speak up do they get rid of them only for publicity. Your tithings go to protect child molesters who are usually just sent overseas to rape 3rd world babies.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Heres the thing though, they arent catholic (once they rape kids) and they arent priests.
                No true scotsman fallacy.
                Many remain priests after committing the acts.
                Exceedingly few are excommunicated.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Its literally the no. 1 profession for pedos.
                this bro never heard of public school employees

                Public school is evil.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all priests molest boys
          That means the problem is homosexuals
          >NOOOOOOO THAT'S HOMOPHOBIC NOT ALL HOMOSEXUALS DO THAT THAT'S DISCRIMINATION
          Fuck off evil retard.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of the kid fuckers have been Muscular Christians tho.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope, Catholicuck

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times do you have to be told.
    You cannot just steal greek stuff and say it was jesus all along.
    Semites are always pull this kind of shit.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patriotic duty
    >discipline
    >self-sacrifice
    >masculinity
    >moral and physical beauty of athleticism
    >no mention of belief in god
    finally, a christianity I can get behind

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's muscular Judaism

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      facts חי

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh gee i wonder why germans felt like the garden gnomery were not german

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >credit score maxxing
      >inflation raises
      >chasing down debt evaders for cardio
      yeah it has it all

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget:
        >Palestinian skullcrushers

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prots
    Miss me with that heathenistic blasphemy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's better to worship a satanic pedopope

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    teddy roosevelt was a follower. It's pretty based.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jesus
    unimportant and unoriginal meme that only got big because it coincided with societal advances that allowed information to be stored and moved across the world, at the peak of the farthest expanding and literate culture in the world at that time

    that said the concept of a long haired hippy demigod arriving and guiding humanity, teaching about wine and alchemy and agriculture, is something shared by pretty much every mythology prior to christianity.

    if you've merely learned about god and attached yourself to someone elses' understanding of god then you're basically a NPC, and i know some of you believe theres a literal white haired bearded man on a shining gold throne on top of a cloud somewhere. People have been meeting, experiencing, and embodying god for far longer than whatever concrete understanding of god you've absorbed second-hand has existed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i know some of you believe theres a literal white haired bearded man on a shining gold throne on top of a cloud somewhere
      there is

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a literal white haired bearded man on a shining gold throne on top of a cloud somewhere
      now that would be kino

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're weak and you'll never procreate

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still not worshipping a garden gnome

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great another bullshit thing for these historical larpers to make retarded threads about.
    Spartan warriors
    Medieval farmers
    Greek statues
    Stoicism
    and now this shit

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the YMCA.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to it, why did it die off?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    High on physical fitness, low on theological relevance.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >paganism being shilled on IST
    Oof no thanks

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My engineer friend is a Hindu! He keeps saying ohm ohm

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanity.

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