>finish workout. >walk in to the gym locker room. >see this

>finish workout
>walk in to the gym locker room
>see this
what do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the "shower together save water" meme. There is no way that showering together is more effective than showering alone, which makes it a stupid joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      turn 360 degrees and walk away

      This is incredibly gay

      >t. tiny flaccid penis havers
      you’re just embarrassed of your own bodies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well I certainly don't have an erect penis 24/7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. I'm a grower not a shower. I am insecure about it. Unfortunately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agree. I do it with my wife and we finish the whole time fricking with the water running. It's a waste

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because if you're showering in public the expectation is you spend as little time doing it as possible, just the basics: soap, scrub, maybe a shampoo, rinse off, no jerking off, no terminators, no stretches, no standing around just enjoying the hot water, no crying, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no terminators
        What

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't know...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no terminators
        What

        He doesn't know...

        >no terminators
        what did he mean by this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Shower curtain

            Ngmi, I have a glass shower door so I leave it just slightly adjar and emerge through the steam

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            very good... back in the 2003 I used to walk at my school yard imagining I was an android, seeing counters and power levels and system status on my vision all the time for years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            newbies won't know

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, makes wading through all the shit worth it for posts like this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have all these pastas in a note file or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't jerk off in the public shower
        EXTREMELY BETA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no terminators
        Pls elaborate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I remember now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how does naked terminator travelling through time look

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no terminators

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all these newbies

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But if you turn 360 degrees you'll make a full circle and go into the same direction again

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is incredibly gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually incredibly heterosexual and it raises your test levels by a lot showering with other men.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How exactly does it save money? You still need the same amount of water. What a stupid idea.
    I'd use it if I had to, but this is moronic. The only thing this is good for is if you're very tight with space. Also maybe for old people who would be safer showering with others.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s easier to install one of these than 4 individual showers. Saves on labor cost and probably material too

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"nice wieners bros"
    >proceed with regular showering sesh

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No problem if youre not gay, not like youre gonna pop a boner...or are you IST? are you afraid people will find out?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally nothing gay about naked men unless you are gay. Now take off your clothes Jimmy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too autistic for group showering with the bros. It's the "don't think about a pink elephant" problem. I'd inevitably end up imagining Angela White's rack or something, pop a stiffy, and make the whole affair incredibly awkward.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally me, I'll try to distract myself from the gayness of it all and accidently think of hot anime girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sharing protein with your bros is how you bond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up with public bathing (Finland), it is much easier if you're washing around others from a very young age.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's what we had in middle school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we just sat our sweaty asses back to class for 6 more hours

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I helicopter my dick and see how long it takes for other dudes to start doing the same.
    It's worked a few times.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pic of you babe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wut

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jokes on them, I like to piss and sling my dick in circles while showering.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was the norm when I was growing up. Sometimes it wasn't these poles with multiple shower heads, but just an open room with several shower heads on the wall and a big drain in the middle. Whatever the case, public showers with no walls or curtains were normal.
    I guess it's hard for zoomies and younger millennials to understand. Back then gay shit was so far from people's minds that it didn't even register. Even the idea that a guy might've been attracted to another guy was so fricking disgusting and alien that we pretty much just assumed it wasn't possible to be that degenerate. But now zoomers are constantly thinking about homosexual shit. They see a dick and instantly start thinking about it penetrating them. It's always on their mind for some reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's what most showers were like when I went to school. I remember using them after sports practice. I don't think we ever had individual showers, just communal showers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's still like this at both my wrestling place and my gym here in Sweden. Is it true that Americans will go into a sauna with a towel around their waist?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yup. here most guys go into the sauna with a towel or their compression shorts. I only go in naked if I'm alone or the other guys are naked. which sucks since you should sauna naked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn bro. That's some sissy shit. There's something inherently wounding to one's mandom in acting like a bashful milkmaid about being seen naked. You're right, it's the gays that have took this from us. Once a society acknowledges homosexuality as a valid and intergrated sexual phenomenon, you inherently cede to them what would otherwise be healthy and normal homosocial behaviour. I think the only reason we've been able to evade this so far is our strong sauna culture, but it's creeping in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Americans are very prudish. Especially the younger generations, despite all their talk about sexual freedom and shit. It's way more common for 50+ year old dudes to hang dong in the sauna or locker room. But you won't see younger people do it very often.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It blew my mind that people in Zehlendorf in Berlin would just undress and go swimming. I grew up in the US and there are people here afraid to take their shirt off, let alone get their dong / breasts out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've noticed that as well. boomers use the communal showers and zoomers use the individual showers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            zoomers at my gym wont change clothes without a towel around their waist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it true that Americans will go into a sauna with a towel around their waist?

        probably, at my uni gym a lot of zoomies go in the communal shower wearing boxer shorts kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only in some places. In most saunas with heterosexuals and real men, everyone just goes in naked, and sometimes there's even some lighthearted horseplay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boomers literally showering with other men
      >hahah millennials are the gays ones tho

      Thank god you homosexuals are dying out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off, weak ass reddit b***h Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      israelites think these are gas chambers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Basically, Keynes collected and catalogued his sexual activities as obsessively as other men did postage stamps (indeed that was an early hobby of his – make of it what you will). He kept detailed records of encounters, with names or initials of partners, allocated by year from 1901 – his first sexual experience, with a fellow Etonian, at age 17 – though the classification had ceased by 1925, when he married the Russian ballerina Lydia Lopokova.
      >Before then – it's not known whether he was monogamous after his marriage – he was promiscuous and in Edwardian times, as now, there was plenty of cruising, if you wanted it. And Keynes did. He went "feasting with panthers" in railway carriages, Cambridge colleges, and across London – Soho and Bloomsbury were centres of this demi-monde, as were public parks and baths. One list reveals his catholic tastes: "Stable boy of Park Lane; The Swede of the National Gallery; The Soldier of the baths; The French Conscript; The Blackmailer; sixteen-year-old under Etna; Lift boy of Vauxhall; israeliteboy; Grand Duke Cyril of the Paris Baths…" He had 65 encounters in 1909, 26 in 1910, 39 in 1911…
      >There were longer lasting affairs too, the most significant being with Duncan Grant, an artistic dilettante and former lover of Lytton Strachey. When the latter found out about Maynard it sparked a b***hy reaction; "Oh heaven! Heaven! The thought recoils, and I find myself shrieking and raving." Keynes was "reeking of that semen".

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >smooth style, bro
    >thanks, I used to trim like you, now I go full shaved
    >oh, but I go like that too, check my ass, see?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're the only one making it gay

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have a lot of these at the beaches around here.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't drop the soap

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i went to a korean spa in chicago and was not aware i was going to have to shower in a similar group situation. it was alright, not as bad as i initially expected, though was unsure if i was the only straight guy there or not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a Russian Turkish spa and it's coed so people just wear swim suit but I've been to spa for just men and I saw no rape / gay stuff. I think that is an American thing.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of this

    ?t=7

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    on tinder I do all my matches and close the app. Next day I see who matched back.

    Last night a fake profile of a dude had sent me a msg with a phone number. Googled the number and found out a shop that sells water purifiers.

    The dude has a wife and kids and was asking if I dont want to give him milk and frick his ass.

    Can u all belive this shit?!?!?!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We had this shit at boot camp. We had to strip naked and some short bald dude would scream at us
    >NUTS TO BUTTS
    and we had to get in a line right up in each others' shit and walk a big circuit through all the shower nozzles.

    Looking back on it, it seems kind of gay, especially since we weren't allowed to talk and couldn't say "no homo."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is why I was glad to do basic at relaxin Jackson. The showers were limited at first but we didn't stay in red phase and their definitely wasn't any nut to butt for the showers. Now that I think of it, are you sure your DS wasn't a homo, anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      today they would probably make you wash the trans officers gaping festering axe wound

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >nuts to butts
      how do you get properly clean when your skin is pressed up against another dude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DI, not DS. USMC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I did USMC OCS and I don't recall the specifics but I remember the first few days when we met our staff they did the whole homosexual shower thing but not to that extent.

      I do remember during the day when we took a piss break and we were away from our barracks, we would have to run an entire company thru the nearest barthoom with like 3 urinals in 90 seconds or something. So it was like 4 guys force pissing into the same urinal with dicks atomically close to each other. That was a problem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        4 at once is impressive; for us 2 two a person was the standard and they got every candidate screaming "double up" at each other as if they wanted nothing more than to cross streams during a 30second potty break.

        >nuts to butts
        how do you get properly clean when your skin is pressed up against another dude

        The point wasn't to clean YOUR wiener. It was to lather up your dick and then use it to clean out the other guy's sphincter. Meanwhile, your buddy is behind you doing the same thing to you. As effective as it was gay- extremely.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >less gay military moment

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lather up, Black person. This was the exact setup in our middle school locker room (x6)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Play grabass

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love showering with the bros, they soap me up and then they soap me down if you get what i mean

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >start handing out reacharounds
    >become most popular guy in the room

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it normal to first scrub your dick&balls? i always do that for some reason

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We had these in our middle school and high school locker rooms. They didn't give us enough time to shower and nobody would have willingly done it if not forced to anyway. We just sprayed ourselves down with Axe and kept it moving. A shame, I would have liked to have seen Steven Clark's fat ass and chode.

    Got my dose of public bathing in Japan, you literally just keep your eyes above the beltline. Any glimpses of ass or junk you catch, you don't really even register.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so fricking gay you're scared and uncomfortable undressing in a men's locker room and have a shower.
    I literally walk to and from the lockers/showers with my towel flung over my shoulder and dick out. Homos gonna catch more than a glimpse idgaf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Took showers with 60 other dudes in the army several of which were gay. Didn’t give a frick. Pussy ass American civilians can’t handle shit. It’s funny how even joking about such things makes them so uncomfortable. I can’t imagine being that insecure and I’m not even on the other extreme of giving zero fricks at all.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't like looking at other guys dicks. I can accept it when the situation comes around. But if it's a choice, I'm gonna go with individual showers.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind using the group showers but I will cover up and leave the moment a zoomer shows up. Statistically speaking they are more likely than not to want to suck your dick

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are really gay

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