fit greentexts

>be me, at the gym
>training during world cup match
>brazil - croatia (0-0) is on the gym tv
>boring ass game, i dont even watch it
>overtime brazil scores
>everyones upset by that, and stops watching
>suddenly, croatia catches up, 1-1
>everyone starts caring about the match now
>penalty shootout, everyone has stopped training now
>brazil cant score, croatian fans cant believe it
>last penaly: macaco misses
>croatia wins
>everyone in the gym is happy about that, most people is leaving now
>i get home and wait for nederlands-argentina

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >working at a gym
    >woman I haven't even met complains that I don't talk to her enough
    >get fired

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nederlands
    mooie groentekst homo

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >go to gym
    >see gym crush
    >she is doing body weight squats with a band
    >her ass is big and juicy
    >cum in my pants while watching her
    >go home in shame

    How do I stop this I’ve missed dozens of workouts already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can just cum from visual stimulation?
      If so, why would you get rid of this super power?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but if you get your kegels strong enough you can will/squeeze your balls dry. It requires a lot of training.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >lifting weights in gym right fucking now
    >literally right now
    >feels good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Similar story
      >be me
      >just lifted weights in my gym
      >20min ago
      >feel good
      >will now cook chicken with rice and peas
      >today is a good day
      >happy

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    efvservr

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >hadn't tested 1RM in months after working on different accessories and weak spots
    >finally hit 3pl8 squat today after 3 years of trying
    >gymbro that is probably the most jacked outside of roidmonkeys asks me when I got so strong because he didn't think I was lifting that much
    Felt good to surprise people. Next stop 405.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >28
    >jogging on the treadmill
    >men and women of all kind get on the treadmills near me
    >almost nobody actually runs
    >jog for an hour, out last everybody
    Is it just that no serious runners use the treadmill or is there something wrong with people today? Maybe vax related, no idea

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jog for an hour
      >just burning usefull calories
      >just triggering your muscles to go into "endurance" mode and stunt growth
      People should use treadmills for warmups or to train cardio, not as a steady state calorie burner. You're more retarded than they are.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not him, but you're the retard. None of what you said is true.
        >muscles just go into endurance mode
        moron it's your legs, they are designed to be used daily for miles. it's not going to do shit to stunt growth.

        also sustained cardio is a great way to purposefully burn calories that you know you're going to uptake later. y'know dating someone going to dinner?
        not everyone is a fucking normie like you who just sits around watching chud porn all night you fucking gay.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its not going to do shit to stunt growth
          pic rel. You're not supposed to do cardio AND weight training in the same session typically, your body downregulates muscle growth after endurance training
          >burn calories that you'll uptake later
          Just eat less, you're not going to gain weight from a single fucking dinner date unless you're eating at sonic or some shit. You're not elevating yourself by implying you fuck women, and the fact you have to do long standing low impact cardio (jogging) to lower calorie expenditure instead of HIIT cardio (sprinting or cycling bursts) and weight training for actual physical improvement, implies you're probably a fat ass and not getting too many attractive women on your dates.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is such a retarded take on cardio that it's going to give me an abortion and I'm a guy

          https://i.imgur.com/vY70d1d.jpg

          >be me
          >28
          >jogging on the treadmill
          >men and women of all kind get on the treadmills near me
          >almost nobody actually runs
          >jog for an hour, out last everybody
          Is it just that no serious runners use the treadmill or is there something wrong with people today? Maybe vax related, no idea

          I’m training for a cross country ski race. Long, low-intensity cardio is prescribed for that. You are a gay and almost definitely a virgin who doesn’t even lift.

          You are 100% the same gay. So embarrassing. You're gonna try to post a screencap without (you)'s and I'm gonna tell you right now, I don't give a fuck, you phone posting retard.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Biggest gay I’ve encountered in what feels like weeks. You are such a big fat sissy boy gay I wish you would just go lift instead of being a cuck virgin pussy tampon boy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You love cock.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m training for a cross country ski race. Long, low-intensity cardio is prescribed for that. You are a gay and almost definitely a virgin who doesn’t even lift.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is such a retarded take on cardio that it's going to give me an abortion and I'm a guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serious runners run outside
      t. rooner

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >od on pills to suicide/for attention
    >have cops do a drug test on you at hospital
    What bullshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not sure about the coppers part but they do drug tests for retard who od (though he would've probably died before then if he had actually overdosed)

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have a mini-gym at home
    >do my reps and my sets
    >life goes on
    >thats it

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