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fit hymen thread

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >26
    Christmas cake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do people actually care about vax/unvax in dating apps? lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes, propaganda induced psycopathy isnwide spread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its US, americans are obsessed with politics and being vaxxed or not dictates your political direction i guess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some sure do. Helps to filter out retards either way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I usually filter out the retards by determining who is using a ~~*dating app*~~

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don't want your spike proteins mud blood
          and besides, the fact that you fell for that shit means you're either retarded or weak willed enough to be shamed into it. It's as much an indicator of personality flaws as being a fatass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Using those application is a sign of those things to begin with. At least those who took the shot may have a valid excuse tied to their work or living situation. Granted could have just gotten a fake ticket but whatever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we harry potter now boys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao i hope this is not true, and it most likely is not, as i shagged a few vaxxed girls. i wore a condom tho

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can women actually train their fanny to squeeze like that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Can women actually train their fanny to squeeze like that?
        Kegels. You don’t want that though because you seriously won’t last.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >won't last
          You just have to train more. Much more.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't bother me at all. Round two and after are always going to be efforts to cum anyway, so round one being a write off is fine. How to bring up the topic with the gf is the big question here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Slap her cunt and let her know you expect a vice grip by the start of the new year. Only way to bring that kind of thing up really, be blunt and stupid about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Look up the article about the chick that hangs a surfboard from her hot pocket.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yea theres a girl that appears on my tiktok feed queefing in public like in a target loudly

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just lie about being unvaxxed lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99% of girls have no listed preference

      who are you lying to? lol
      I say this as an actual unvaxxed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who are you lying to? lol
        Old boomers at the gym who converse with the entire locker room.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably to fight against his cognitive dissonance caused by him relenting and taking the vax

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >caused by him relenting and taking the vax
          Nah, I never got vaxxed bro, I just tell everyone I did so they get off my back.

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