Unironic architect here.
Honestly bros, cooking is so fun and goes down so well. Just feed them what youd imagine non autist/golden era Chad's would have eaten. Or grandma to feed you as a growing boy.
Just fed a girl a steak, eggs, garlic sauteed mushrooms, with a pudding of cookie dough icecream with crumbled chocolate, biscuit, raspberries honey and a touch of salt.
Feed them stuffed omelettes, bruschetta,
Smoked cod and rice with beurre blanc, curry with lentil Dahl, full english brekkies, Greek salads, tapas. Fricking anything. Women are like hoovers.
Rn I like to snack on 1kg of homemade tzatziki and veg sticks, with a lil side of peppers and onions with paprika and salt mixed in. Yum yum.
This is how incels think women want men to talk to them
Looks like an incel anyhow
Only reason she's still talking is because she's a Black person and hence undatable
One thing that was never answered was what does he mean by his sister pretending to put her hair back? Does that mean she just gathered it all behind her shoulders or what?
I saw flcl as a 12yo late night on adult swim and it blew my mind. I was convinced I could know the meaning of life if I could just understand what was going on.
The reaction force generated from stopping the asteroid would be equivalent to the force the asteroid would have inflicted in its collision in the first place.
Here’s something funny, the fricking jannies delete the gigastacy thread but leave up CBT and troony bullshit. Guess that’s more evidence about how they swing.
>be me >get up late at the gym >do the press over your head >watch the cute cardio bunny enter >try to look at her ass >she takes notes, grab the towel closer and go on the treadmill >shit, exercise, have a revelation >right front of in mill is perfect place to exercise your bollocks >go there, don't look at her just look at her with the mirror >she is look at me but is don't know i look > I start working ass like you do not believe >want to impress her >i go all the way >I was there for 1 hour close >I become it my buttocks are already in fire >it hurts, but remember to press to impress the bunny >look up >she gone >only me inside >the last one >trying for myself to get up >it hurts
>single and miserable >see a cute Asian foid >decide I will talk to her >generally keep watch of her to know she's still around >she's about to leave, walking to exit >okay better go catch her in the hallway outside or I'll never get a chance >she goes to the changeroom first
Completely forgot normies go and shower and change to go live their normie lives after their workout. I would have had to camp the locker room exit and look like a total creep, so I had to give up.
that guy will post a '>tfw no gf thread' 30 minutes after that
>You still don't lift, do you?
Do people really try to frick people on discord?
I met my current gf of 2 years on Discord.
Cool bro, does she know you're in your 30s and still a virgin? I'm sure you'll work towards actually meeting her in real life in a couple years or so.
I really hope you don't marry her.
Imagine having to tell people that you met your wife on discord
>people on a mongolian weaving carped forum have never heard of such a thing as "lying"
are you gonna lie to your kids when they ask you
You guys will fail
Lucky guy (your gf)
Hell yeah man, i groom children there as well, up top!
I did the same thing. I'm 27 and she's 19.
Discord snatch.
Literally moved states to be with her.
I didn't know two year olds used Discord.
I also met her (male)
She sucks a mean dick
nice bro I also met your current gf of 2 years from discord at a club with her arms around chad
We need to chop down the internet
If I wanted humor I would ask an AI about your 1 rep max.
>filename
Holy cringe
They're putting left wing memes in the filenames now
Gotta eat big to get big, b***h
wouldn't it be "architecture department"?
I believe it would be architectural department
You laugh but I got my ex and my family addicted to fisherman’s eggs. With some seasoning that shits addicting
What seasonings?
msg
salt and pepper
>doesn't appreciate eggs n deenz
all credibility lost right there
>That's right honey now eat finish your oats from breakfast
Unironic architect here.
Honestly bros, cooking is so fun and goes down so well. Just feed them what youd imagine non autist/golden era Chad's would have eaten. Or grandma to feed you as a growing boy.
Just fed a girl a steak, eggs, garlic sauteed mushrooms, with a pudding of cookie dough icecream with crumbled chocolate, biscuit, raspberries honey and a touch of salt.
Feed them stuffed omelettes, bruschetta,
Smoked cod and rice with beurre blanc, curry with lentil Dahl, full english brekkies, Greek salads, tapas. Fricking anything. Women are like hoovers.
Rn I like to snack on 1kg of homemade tzatziki and veg sticks, with a lil side of peppers and onions with paprika and salt mixed in. Yum yum.
80kg, 14% bf btw
Its 1 of lifes little pleasures. To have girls coom over your food, then come and sit on your lap and try to steal more.
dis bihh now knows
dines be dines, and no dines be nothin
noisayan? hard life, hard life dines life, flowing metal water ya sir
KI KI KI KI AY AY
>It reminded of a pedophile i know
What a save
This dude thinks fricking fast. Comes up with moron statements, but quickly.
This is how incels think women want men to talk to them
Looks like an incel anyhow
Only reason she's still talking is because she's a Black person and hence undatable
show us your conversations mr smooth, do any of them last longer than 5 lines?
Frick bros I love me a nice black girl, how can I contact her bros?
That is a lame way to start the thread. OP, you have to step up your game and quit being a homosexual.
classic
YOu know what? I also can't believe his mom stooped so low.
how the frick is fastfood so cheap in america?
>KFC_ES
>5€
>America
why are non-Americans so fricking moronic?
It's 5 euros
Capitalism
Most of that isn't actually food.
Wow i had forgotten this gem. Kid probably married to his sister by now
i read this in entirety every time i see it. thank you sir.
dude was either a clever troll or unironically autistic, either way good lawls
One thing that was never answered was what does he mean by his sister pretending to put her hair back? Does that mean she just gathered it all behind her shoulders or what?
the only funny part of this image is the mask indent in the zoomer haircut
New PBF dropped
I don't have the rest, sorry
no problem its cringe anyway
KËK, dinosaurs are based though
I thought it was wet?
It was wet.
>buy a membership
>it's bottomless
I don’t think the saga needs to continue. It’s fine ending right there.
isn't that the plot of FLCL
>FLCL
>Plot
I saw flcl as a 12yo late night on adult swim and it blew my mind. I was convinced I could know the meaning of life if I could just understand what was going on.
This was more inspiring without the second panel
No amount of skull crushers can really do that
The reaction force generated from stopping the asteroid would be equivalent to the force the asteroid would have inflicted in its collision in the first place.
LMAO I bet this nerd doesn't even know if you're elevator cable snaps you can just jump at the last second and be ok
Elevators have redundant safety systems just like nearly everything in the first world. If the cable snaps an emergency brake will activate
He's swinging the bat? Please try to be more smarter.
Force would transmit through his body structure to the earth and exert the same amount of force.
not if he lets go of the bat faster than the energy can enter his body
NEEEEEERRRRRD
want humor ask u 1rm
okay
u 1m?
No you're 1 rm
Wtf that cat is busssing no fr fr fr fr no cap fr no cap ass among your us
>tfw no manlet to cuddle and play with
awwww guess i'll have to make do with a dog
Here’s something funny, the fricking jannies delete the gigastacy thread but leave up CBT and troony bullshit. Guess that’s more evidence about how they swing.
no one replied yet but I thought this webm was funny anon ty
unexpected
Nice loop.
First genuinely funny thing posted in one of these in a good while.
I'm the girl and the conversation took place yesterday.
Humour is like a 1rmax wraps
>be me
>get up late at the gym
>do the press over your head
>watch the cute cardio bunny enter
>try to look at her ass
>she takes notes, grab the towel closer and go on the treadmill
>shit, exercise, have a revelation
>right front of in mill is perfect place to exercise your bollocks
>go there, don't look at her just look at her with the mirror
>she is look at me but is don't know i look
> I start working ass like you do not believe
>want to impress her
>i go all the way
>I was there for 1 hour close
>I become it my buttocks are already in fire
>it hurts, but remember to press to impress the bunny
>look up
>she gone
>only me inside
>the last one
>trying for myself to get up
>it hurts
>single and miserable
>see a cute Asian foid
>decide I will talk to her
>generally keep watch of her to know she's still around
>she's about to leave, walking to exit
>okay better go catch her in the hallway outside or I'll never get a chance
>she goes to the changeroom first
Completely forgot normies go and shower and change to go live their normie lives after their workout. I would have had to camp the locker room exit and look like a total creep, so I had to give up.
GOAT
This belongs in every humor thread.
Brought me to me knees with tears streaming down my face, and my sides have yet to be found.
>fit humor thread
you are definitely a funny joke op.
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