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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf lols

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dreamt i was living with nikocado last night and he wouldn't let me eat anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >H...Hey Niko, can I,,, can I get a morsel of chi-chicken out of that pile p-please
          >NO
          kwab

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >H...Hey Niko, can I,,, can I get a morsel of chi-chicken out of that pile p-please
          >NO
          kwab

          I think of Niko as the type who would foist food on you as part of spreading the blessings of obesity to the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is he getting more and more white while gaining weight?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Now that you mention it, his nose shape changed. Probably a different camera angle. He had darker complexion most likely because he was actually going outside before.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can intuitive eat as long you're not a fat frick who's addicted to sugar tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This

                I switched to a whole food high protein diet, did intuitive eating (ie eat what I wanted when ever hungry, in those boundaries). Went from 120kg to <95 in 10 months with only moderate exercise.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Same amount of melanin spread over a lot larger surface area of skin

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He probably goes outside way less

            • 2 years ago
              Knownonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Ms1RIeN.jpg

              Now that you mention it, his nose shape changed. Probably a different camera angle. He had darker complexion most likely because he was actually going outside before.

              If you blow a baloon bigger and bigger, its color brightens too...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are those Big Mike bananas? I try and get them but they're like hens teeth here. Extremely powerful fruit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >H...Hey Niko, can I,,, can I get a morsel of chi-chicken out of that pile p-please
          >NO
          kwab

          .t https://youtu.be/_4R1DPmBLWw?t=24

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you post yourself getting rejected by a fatty lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you out yourself as a newbie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OK boomer why did you out yourself as literally unfrickable?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Actually sir, Reddit is down that way

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd frick the boomer but not you newbie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie cant bant

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where’s that hole poster when you need him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's obviously trolling it you fricking moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's already got a better piece of ass lined up and he's just passing time trolling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cuz it's funny you insecure cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngl, I'd breed that little oinker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbh im gonna side with the fatty on this one. Doesnt seem like she did anything to warrant that extremely crude and rude remark, and her come back was kinda funny. Shes kinda cute too, would smash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and her come back was kinda funny.
        No it wasn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shrekoomers are literally insane

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's offensive about this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That day they were reminded.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They live in fear of the skinnies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fatties don't want a reminder of how much larger than normal they really are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They used their normal model instead of hiring a disgusting fat woman to model their fat women clothes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based. if I was a chick or a gross deranged troony I’d totally buy from them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no fat chinks to model for the company

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those underwear on the left look like ones my last gf used to wear (she was the size of the model, not a fatty) and now I'm sad.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Truth, Soda, And the american waist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like an average powerlifter to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So that's the double they used for the boulder in the first indiana jones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the cartoon impression is pretty accurate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a cartoon representation of him. Ronnie Filyaw caricatures himself. This is Ronnie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ronnie is the girl on the left? That’s a pretty bad caricature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >looking at one of the most beautiful natural wonders in the world
        >"my legs hurt"
        >"I want to go back to the car"
        >"my back hurts from carrying this gear on the half mile hike so I could look like a backpacker"
        god I despise fat people. not because they're hideous and disgusting to look at (although they are), I hate them because they have exactly one chance to be alive on this pale blue earth and they have eaten themselves to the point where they can't even experience that life. They are throwing away a true gift. It'd be one thing if they just donated their lifespan to someone else, then I'd be ok with it, but that's not possible. They are literally just wasting it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm honestly impressed that he can walk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I've been there.. he's just trying to do something new.. feel bad for him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder ronnie made the grand total of 4 comics after getting a gf and the last ine was a year ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with americans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bowling ball ass homie, and probably isn’t even pushing 5’6”. What a living hell that has to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this was considered comically fat back then
      now its just every other person in America

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jCLvSwu.jpg

      Looks like an average powerlifter to me.

      Nice. I didn't know that this was a cartoon edition of /fph/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >average obese american
        >HK
        probably not

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she own this? Looks like it won't even zip up in the back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oompa loompa diggity dig

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/SgnbkvB.jpg

      They look like if you were to shat a scuba suit full

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that there are people on this board that claim you're low t if you wouldn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t? I simply couldnt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gladly there's a lot less of these homosexuals lately.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god it's mario judah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      el americana

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder: no matter how fit and beautiful you are, women will always choose ugly men with personality and wealth over you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >women will always choose ugly men with wealth over you.
      FTFY
      Women are (mostly) users at the end of the day. The modern world has been too kind to thots, telling them they are better than men and deserve more, no matter the reality of the situation. Its led to entitlement and greed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a sodomite man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
        All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
        Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
        You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
        Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
        This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a sodomite man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
          All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
          Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
          You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
          Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
          This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That picture doesn’t make any sense, John Oliver would never wear a IST shirt.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              your mother doesn't make any cents, despite prostituting herself all night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >personality
      weird way to spell height

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Time to give up the hamburgers and HR roasties sergey...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      insane purplepiller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, women only care about looks. They're incredibly simple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This pic looks like he just implemented CCIP and is just about to release staking. But he looks like a betrayer

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Been feeling down all week
    >At shop buying essentials, cant help looking at the goyslop
    >Feel really tempted but settle for a single jam doughnut in the end (frick you ive had 2 bloody rag week women screaming at me 11 hours a day all week)
    >Walking out, pass the pickup area by the store
    >Theres a car there visibly sagging on its rear left axel
    >As I pass I glance in
    >Have to do a double take
    >Inside is a vast wall of flesh, occupying the rear left and I assume middle seat too
    >Theres a face, red and sweating, looking out of the open window
    >It appears to be female
    >Not sure on the height or mass, but im actually surprised it could fit in and the car could move under its own power
    >Suddenly feel really good about denying the goyslop
    >That evening go for a run

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    him and goering were both caught eating the dead auschwitz prisoners

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a fat person, or anything related to the subject of the thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        u sure?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      being a powersharter ruins your mind because I know normies think this looks disgusting rightfully so but to me he looks good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is a normal person. Not terribly lean, just looks ok. I don't see anything disgusting about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      being a powersharter ruins your mind because I know normies think this looks disgusting rightfully so but to me he looks good

      even normalgays can recognize that this is builtfat, not some fat moron who sits 24/7

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what 's the problem here? he just needs to work his stomach with some core exercise for definition, otherwise he looks healthy even if it's not hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello, Kyle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gross

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >taking a picture before cutting
      Ishygddt

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You CHUDS are STILL spreading toxic fatphobic misinformation? That's does it! No more Mr. Nice Guy - ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

    MAYONNAISE CHUD, your toxic rhetoric will NOT divide us.

    Mayonnaise CHUD, we do not forget. We do not forgive. You have been warned.

    We are the Chudbusters. Mayonnaise Chud of Chuddonnaise, consider yourself WARNED. This is ChudWATCH.

    Chudbuster OUT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is that a fat in his brain

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Weighing about 3 pounds in the average adult, the brain is about 60% fat. The remaining 40% is a combination of water, protein, carbohydrates and salts. "

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"Weighing about 3 pounds in the average adult, the brain is about 60% fat. The remaining 40% is a combination of water, protein, carbohydrates and salts. "
            can your brain get fatter when being a fatty potty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it can. Consequences are things like fastened altzheimers progression.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dear lord

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I'm getting worried about our beloved mukbanger Nikocado Avocado. He didn't post anything in two weeks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a theory he is filming a TLC show bc he finally reached 400lbs… doubtful though, considering the controversy surrounding him… maybe he is getting inpatient treatment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a TLC show
        That would be kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I swear when his arsehole was being posted a lot last year he was only 300, how the frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Theres a theory he is filming a TLC show bc he finally reached 400lbs… doubtful though, considering the controversy surrounding him… maybe he is getting inpatient treatment

      Maybe he's stuck in a bathtub

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've hated a tub of mayonnaise since high school. She might be moronic. Here are some highlights.

    >She thought my athletic friend wanted to bang her
    >She was already 300+lbs. and balding in high school, bad hygiene, smelled like cat piss, loud irritating voice
    >Bro was chad, very friendly guy, no enemies
    >She thought his kindness (or maybe just lack of disgust) toward her meant he wanted to stick his dick in marshmallow fluff
    >She became obsessed
    >Started sexually harassing him, making comments about his body and slapping his ass in hallways
    >You know, all the things these MeToo c**ts cry about when it happens to women
    >He asked her to stop, we asked her to stop, we had teachers intervene, and eventually it escalated to school admin
    >Fatty pulls an uno reverse card and claims it was all made up as a way to fat shame and bully her
    >It gets investigated and bro gets temporarily suspended from sport
    >We're all called into the office multiple times for questioning
    >Fatty receives no consequence during investigation because she does nothing to suspend her involvement in
    >Quasimodo is found to be a lying frick, she's given a slap on the wrist for it

    Some time after high school
    >She starts dating a special needs guy
    >Obviously takes advantage of his low IQ and has this poor cuck as her live-in slave
    >His disability check is her only source of income
    >Begs for food in local Facebook groups weekly
    >Always posting public rants on Facebook about how he doesn't clean up after their 6 dogs or whatever
    >Posts pictures of live turds laying on the stained carpet with novels about how lazy Tardy Tommy is
    >Gross

    >She ends up pregnant
    >Babby comes out with genetically impossible features
    >SpEd Boy doesn't seem to realize what this means
    >He ultimately gets sent to moron Wrangler Camp to live
    >Athletic bro is part owner of camp
    >Revenge is sweet
    >He pushes for Tardy Tom's liberation
    >DNA test found Babby wasn't his
    >Divorced
    >No special bux for Jabba da Momma
    >Amen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jabba da Momma

      Thank you i'll be saving this for future usage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>DNA test found Babby wasn't his

      >>No special bux for Jabba da Momma
      Which state was this ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That image is certainly going in my /fph/ folder. Great story op. May death come to all biggers.

      https://i.imgur.com/AarrXOr.png

      we lost another one lads
      sleep tight, sweet prince 🙁

      I like how you can always tell ftm troonys because they grow grossest neckbeards and wear them around like they’re hot shit. It’s pretty hard to tell where that lard barge’s jawline is, but basically there is no hair north of it.

      Hugobros....
      Not like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that pained look
        >the cry for attention with his/hers/whateverthefricks accessories
        >they died not knowing their full worth

        I wish fat fricks could see that if they lost weight how happy life could be

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Does anybody know what's going on with the nose here? Is that rosacea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Believable until the 3rd act

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would be a wholesome story if not made up

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cope from these landwhales is unreal sometimes https://youtube.com/shorts/onz00hIG3Ss?feature=share

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny that even though the video is obviously lying, the fattie couldn't resist showing off the pint of ice cream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >non dairy ice cream
      do americans really

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is Milhouse a meme?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahahah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the comment section
      Why are women so fricking moronic when it comes to science?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess they think that people tell the truth? She young too, probably hasn’t learned yet that you can’t trust most people, especially coping fats.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1:12:00

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we lost another one lads
    sleep tight, sweet prince 🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm assuming this "partner" and "special friend" fed this thing to death. Feeding to death should become a legitimate felony.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lost
        BPP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how you can always tell ftm troonys because they grow grossest neckbeards and wear them around like they’re hot shit. It’s pretty hard to tell where that lard barge’s jawline is, but basically there is no hair north of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FTM are exceptionally likely to be fat fricks. Maybe they think it makes them pass better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe they think it makes them pass better.
        It's the only chance they have
        Fit males and females have very distinct movements and body structure, but fat males and females all waddle and look like blobs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      ahahahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Knownonymous

      >gay nd disabled trans man

      I seriously cannot decode whether this creature had a penis or a c**t. I guess I'm old now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It had a vegana, it's a woman on test injections pretending to be male

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gay nd disabled trans man

          I seriously cannot decode whether this creature had a penis or a c**t. I guess I'm old now.

          Fats are the only trannies that can pass because fats are androgynous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      29 and buried by your grandparents because not only did she frick her hormones up with testosterone but also with food. Sad. I feel for the family

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised she can stand at 680

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Dr. NOW??

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    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woah buddy wrong board /misc/ is to the left.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part is that the chair looks like it was joined with a domino-like tenon that blew out. That's one of the strongest joints.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the lady in the booth saluting the Fürer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        israeli chair

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      coke girls truly are hotter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd frick the one on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably smells like weed and sweaty vag

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but i always feel bad for Big Slime

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Which is often.

      kek, gets me every time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just so sad, that these people are willing to lower their life quality and prematurely kill themselves and or other people for coomer reasons.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kino

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >reminder that if you ever get into an argument with some homosexual redditor, this is who you're talking to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Love that Comic

          A good motivator to keep at it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone explain to me what sort of mentality and upbringing causes someone to enjoy losing their motor functions and drastically shortening their own lifespan? This is such a weird and alien thing, kinda like trying to understand how some people enjoy wiener and ball torture.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a lot of morbidly obese people were molested as children and use food as a coping mechanism.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really sex if people are just depositing their semen in folds leading nowhere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Empire's Wrath duels Darth Baras on Korriban (3640 BBY, colorized)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
        >IF SHE BREATHES...SHES A TH–ack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek he falls over like they do on family guy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol that made me laugh way harder now that you pointed that out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This gif always makes me wonder what people like this feel when watching normal weight people on tv. Like, for most people there's this element of identifying with the hero to some extent but I just can't see how people who are so fat their mobility is impaired could ever identify with someone like Luke Skywalker. For people who grew up fat normal mobility has to be completely alien.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your observation is the reason why TV stars and models have been looking uglier lately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >world's fattest woman has sex 7 times a day
      >meanwhile I'm still an outcast virgin who can't get laid
      It's not fricking fair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at it this way: would you rather be a virgin or a butter golem? I count myself lucky I'm the former rather than latter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >world's fattest woman has sex 7 times a day
        It's fake, bro.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way the burgers werent cold

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that series of photos that show a normal blonde girl become a planetoid ? They were all taken in a club.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God all those breasts hanging out are pathetic. How can you be saggy but at the same time small and be a fatass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Twitter staff's annual summer party

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to censor that huge set of breasts right in the middle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hot asian chicks are not showing breasts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rolling for Asians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        here I go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        roll

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rollinnnnnn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        asian midget on a pedestal... gross

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/TL9d7Ix.jpg

          Yeah, there is literally a hotter version of her standing right next to her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        9899 please

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yellow fever here we goo!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rolli

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh heck, why not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        poll

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rolling, also pushups, will double if <20

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gimme those double 9's asiamoot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        99 let's go

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        roll

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        roll jenes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they're collectively sweating mayonnaise. look at the floor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Far right is cute
      I could save her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fattest, ugliest women compete for attention by getting naked
      >Slim, normal looking women do not

      Pottery

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Der Untermensch

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ahhh so thats how the 2004 tsunami started

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How just how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn adam sandler fell off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ave Caesar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has a Hook noose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn shlomo, easy on that adrenochrome

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the one where someone asked their co-worker how to lose weight, and they said "eat better", but OP read it as "eat butter" and spent a month eating sticks of butter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao the "seed oils bad" crowd are doing this to own the libs right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that was a tumblr post screencap actually. Don't have it but I remember it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here ya go anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thou art a kind and generous anon. You're gonna make it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/i3t0vL8.png

      here ya go anon

      Doctor Christian's is better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Generally that is true, but realistically it's not actually good advice, the organism of fat people is inherently different to such a degree that it's not just "overeating" but the body actually thinks it needs that much leading to hunger despite it being too much.
        The proper solution is to eat things that are exceedingly satiating because only a massive moron would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fat people should regularly (at least once a week) fast for an entire day

          they need to break their food addiction through sheer psychological assault

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Should, yes, but they are fat because they have no willpower to do such a thing.

            I don't think they're actually hungry. they just call food craving hunger. It's an eating disorder, a mental illness. Not only can they choose to just stop being obese, that is the only cure.

            No it is literal hunger because the body gets used to the extreme food intake.
            And yes it is a mental illness but one that has physical aspects due to the damage done by overeating.

            >I don't think they're actually hungry.
            this is definitely a huge part of it. Fatties tend to eat exceedingly because of stress, boredom, or misreading signs of dehydration instead of hunger.

            If you talk to fatties you will realize that a lot of them do get hungrier, obviously the factors you mention are not irrelevant but hunger is a legitimate aspect.

            >only a massive moron would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
            Bullshit. I've seen people come off heroin. Cold turkey, by them fricking selves.
            Willpower isn't something you have or don't have. It's something you choose.
            And if you can't take the fricking time to make the correct choice to spite your own feelings then you deserve what you get.

            Exceptions prove the rule, i've known enough fatties to know that 99% are not capable of putting up the willpower necessary to get thin.

            [...]
            So I'm a recovering fatso and it's really hard for the first few weeks then your hormone levels and leptin in particular sort themselves out and you get full after a normal sized meal.

            Congrats, Be glad knowing you are above the majority of the western population in your capability to achieve such a thing.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >xceptions prove the rule, i've known enough fatties to know that 99% are not capable of putting up the willpower necessary to get thin.
              I disagree. I think everyone is absolutely capable. I think it's a choice and they are choosing to be fat buttholes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think they're actually hungry. they just call food craving hunger. It's an eating disorder, a mental illness. Not only can they choose to just stop being obese, that is the only cure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't think they're actually hungry.
            this is definitely a huge part of it. Fatties tend to eat exceedingly because of stress, boredom, or misreading signs of dehydration instead of hunger.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >only a massive moron would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.
          Bullshit. I've seen people come off heroin. Cold turkey, by them fricking selves.
          Willpower isn't something you have or don't have. It's something you choose.
          And if you can't take the fricking time to make the correct choice to spite your own feelings then you deserve what you get.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Generally that is true, but realistically it's not actually good advice, the organism of fat people is inherently different to such a degree that it's not just "overeating" but the body actually thinks it needs that much leading to hunger despite it being too much.
            The proper solution is to eat things that are exceedingly satiating because only a massive moron would think someone who became fat would have the willpower to resist hunger.

            So I'm a recovering fatso and it's really hard for the first few weeks then your hormone levels and leptin in particular sort themselves out and you get full after a normal sized meal.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The suffering you feel is heart disease, fatcels and shame leaving your body. Keep making the right choices.

              Yeah, it’s not impossible. Some people quit drugs. A lot don’t. A good number die from them. Everyone can quit cold turkey, but a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.

              >a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.
              Both of these are the same thing. If you give up on something you couldn't have cared enough in the first place.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it’s not impossible. Some people quit drugs. A lot don’t. A good number die from them. Everyone can quit cold turkey, but a lot give up or don’t actually give enough of a shit to change.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just stop eating you fricking fatty

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what should I eat to lose weight?
        >less
        >no mention of just boiling the calories out
        >from a doctor
        what, do they just hand out medical degrees to any moron that wants one nowadays?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn my homie big slime doing the big crime

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick fat people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I already banged your mom

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone post the paint-green text stories? I cannot find them on my love machine.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Colorado seems to agree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Colorado is an aberration in that the people tend to be more active than other areas of the country. It's not just the elevation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RioncOo.gif

      Colorado seems to agree.

      >Colorado seems to agree.
      so does BC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of fat natives in Nunavut? Never would have thought, what the frick do they eat up there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm surprised you're surprised, aboriginal/native peoples are generally fat alcoholics all throughout the Americas and Australasia, except in areas of South America where they're still too poor to get fat.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The moment indigenous populations get exposed to Western diet, they explode. McDonalds are the modern day colonizers

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >74.6%
              WAKE ME UP INSIDE

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >American Samoa is #1
              Jesus, even when we’re talking about Pacific islands the American ones are still the fattest.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >so does BC
        The highest town in BC is at fricking 4200' and 95% of the population lives under 2000' with most at sea level; they're less fat because they're a Chinese colonial venture and not because of altitude.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You object to the chicken breast, babybels and cold cuts?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            babybels are meh, very waxy
            cold cuts are nitrate slabs
            i had to google "Velveeta" cuz i saw it in another image too. i puked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people already can't breathe tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So autoerotic asphyxiation is a valid weight loss strategy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Higher altitudes are also linked to significant higher rates of suicide and depression. I wonder if it’s related to leptin???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this true? Currently visiting my grandma in the mountains (ok, it's like only 800m) and I feel a lot hungrier than in my coastal city

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just makes me think of what

      >looking at one of the most beautiful natural wonders in the world
      >"my legs hurt"
      >"I want to go back to the car"
      >"my back hurts from carrying this gear on the half mile hike so I could look like a backpacker"
      god I despise fat people. not because they're hideous and disgusting to look at (although they are), I hate them because they have exactly one chance to be alive on this pale blue earth and they have eaten themselves to the point where they can't even experience that life. They are throwing away a true gift. It'd be one thing if they just donated their lifespan to someone else, then I'd be ok with it, but that's not possible. They are literally just wasting it.

      said.
      These people had a chance to experience life but now
      >probably lost both legs
      >Irreparable damage to the entire body
      >Years of recovery to probably still die at 45 with the best medical care
      >Life spent in misery, literally rotting away

      I can honestly just pity ham planets, they missed out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The thing with many of them is that they got fat as kids either because parents didn't stop them, or some other issues, and by the time they realized and accepted that realization, they've already been doomed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and by the time they realized and accepted that realization, they've already been doomed.
          It is never too late to unfrick oneself tbh. I got obese as a kid, and it took until my mid-20s (frick, I even was morbidly obese for most of it) before I managed to grow enough spine to do something about it. Now I'm normal weight and the quality of my life has significantly improved. Sure, the signs of the horrible abuse I put my body through will always be there and I most likely am gonna drop dead a lot sooner than I would have if I had never gotten fat, but that is life for you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >too late to lose weight
            If any of you fat fricks use this as an excuse you should have a nice day already.

            Yes, you are right, that's not an excuse to be a fat frick, but that's the reason I find it hard to completely hate them. Unless they're not doing anything to better themselves.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Everybodies got a fricking excuse.
              Imagine that same situation except with alcoholism or thievery.
              No fricking pity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're so tough anon 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tough
                This is your brain on cope.
                It used to be called adulthood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At least I got a brain. As opposed to you, seemingly, as the point went straight through your head and yet you missed it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He is

                ya fricken goob

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Candy coating everything is how you get fat fricks in the first place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >too late to lose weight
          If any of you fat fricks use this as an excuse you should have a nice day already.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s your parent’s fault if you’re fricked at 20. It’s your fault if you’re fricked at 30.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember being so fat that I needed a mirror to see my dick.
      Dude needs someone to take a pic of it for him.
      Frick I need to lose more weight

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my kindergarten students said hitler did nothing wrong. haha kids say the darnest things amirite fellow channers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >plus size
      YOU'RE FAT FAT PIG FAT NOT PLUS SIZE FRICKING OBEAST FAT MONSTER WALKING SWEATING COPING DISGUSTING LAZY b***h FATSO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being offended by this instead of just buying a big cauldron to put in your class and threatening any kid that misbehaves with being put in the cauldron for dinner later.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want some cake so bad
    ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just remember how nasty it really is after you eat it. most cake is fricking disgusting. find a wife who knows how to make you cake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Make your own, lad

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinda true tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Youre right it is technically true
        >If men didnt care if women were fat when gauging attractiveness women wouldnt care either
        Except it doesnt matter because men DO care. So take your debilitating autism back to redit you fricking oink oink piglet scum.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3114154/

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trending on twitter currently, plenty of normies shitting on HAES. Plenty of trolling opportunity lads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Checked it, it's kind of funny and weird. A lot of normies, HAES idiots, and what they call "edtwt" people (people who are and support eating disorders like anorexia) all arguing with each other. Very entertaining.

      https://i.imgur.com/Ahbclne.png

      >Adriana shows her prescription. Overweight, she looked for medical help to lose weight and received an obesity control prescription. Padlockeine. It sounds like a medication brand, but it's nothing but something the doctor made up.

      >"I asked "Where can I find it?" and he said "you go to a locksmith, buy 7 padlocks and put them on your mouth, on your fridge, your freezer and your kitchen cabinet"

      >The doctor listed in the prescription where she should put the padlocks and also gave her another kind of diet:

      >"If you don't want to do that, you drink water on Mon/Wed/Fri and on Tue/Thu/Sat/Sun you fast."

      American doctors will NEVER be as based as brazilian ones.

      lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im glad normies are atleast getting redpilled on shitting on haes fatties, but boy i would rather shove a screwdriver down my dick than go on Twitter again

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black person. Drop the processed stuff and get whole foods so you can cook them at home. This is a threat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      200$ worth of sugar snacks?? Do americans really??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this kind old based gentleman. I would definitely try the food he makes in his truck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, anon.
        americans really.
        the caption is probably photoshopped onto some lardass's unrelated shopping spree, but i see carts full of shit like this ALL the time.

        t. burgergay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally not a single healthy item
      This HAS to be satire, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >groceries
      where? behind the goyslop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Healthiest leftoid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you can't live like that, now learn to frickin cook

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a shitpost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a proper response to this image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen it before and i still fricking seethe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Like the only thing decent is the cream cheese, but I'm sure this butter huffers eat it like nothing. I hate fat people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the deli meat and cheese is pretty good but also super expensive, no idea why they would go for that if they only had $155

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man, I spent $200 for my wife and I. For food for a month. These people are massive morons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >3 boxes of soda + 1 bottle of apple juice
        >will last 3-5 days

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like 3 12 packs of Mtn Dew and 2 24 packs of Sprite. Each can is 1/3rd liter so that would be 28 liters of goyslurp. Assuming you drink ~2L daily that would be enough for 3 people for 5 days or 5 people for 3 days.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm having a single can of soda at most when I'm going out, but 2 liters a day? Fatties clearly do not acknowledge all the resources they have available...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit I didn’t even see the sprite. How do people drink this much corn syrup?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jesus fricking christ, just buy ingredients and cook the food yourself. it tastes better, it's fun, and you'll stop looking like a Great Unclean One.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't live like this
      Don't worry. You won't have to for very long.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adriana shows her prescription. Overweight, she looked for medical help to lose weight and received an obesity control prescription. Padlockeine. It sounds like a medication brand, but it's nothing but something the doctor made up.

    >"I asked "Where can I find it?" and he said "you go to a locksmith, buy 7 padlocks and put them on your mouth, on your fridge, your freezer and your kitchen cabinet"

    >The doctor listed in the prescription where she should put the padlocks and also gave her another kind of diet:

    >"If you don't want to do that, you drink water on Mon/Wed/Fri and on Tue/Thu/Sat/Sun you fast."

    American doctors will NEVER be as based as brazilian ones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't Brazilian doctors be cool like American doctors? A good Americam doctor would prescribe antidepressants, an appetite suppressant, a fun stimulant, or even prescribe opioid dependency drugs off-label to help her lose weight
      What makes Brazilian doctors such pricks?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not even fat, shes perfect ripe fertility mode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She has liposuction scars on her lower pelvis area so she will look like a melted goblin statue in 5 years.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

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