fph - 239lbs edition

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my bmi is higher than his

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love you anon so stop eating before bed fatty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pic rel is high-tier motivation, thank you anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck you, bigger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS HEIGHT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's 5'9 something the creators said so

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol that was my highest weight when I fell for SS+GOMAD. The gains were unreal but 8 months cutting was awful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 months cut
      Why do you people choose to lose weight so slowly? I can lose 2 pounds a day. I went from 209 to 188lbs in just under 2 weeks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I lost my excess water weight in 2 weeks and thought it was real weight loss

        Unless you're already 500 pounds it is simply not possible to lose 2 lbs in a day, a pound of fat is roughly equivalent to 3600 calories you retard, do you burn 7000 calories in a day? Fuck off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're really gonna seethe when I tell you I went from 215 to 115lbs (6 foot tall) in only 5 months back in 2014. Yes, I probably burn an insane amount of calories because I work hard a lot. I don't lift because I get plenty of exercise working the job I do the amount of hours I do. Also the 188.4lbs was my weight after getting off work, coming home, showering, drinking 4 glasses of water and 2 glasses of milk and eating 2 bowls of chili for dinner. Just because you're lazy doesn't mena everyone is.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post physique or sit down anon
            >captcha: HARPG

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is cope but fast weight loss is hard to sustain for me. I’ve been losing slowly like 0.5 pounds a week and I’m down 30 pounds since the beginning of the year. Started at 220 about halfway or so to my goal weight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's physically impossible to lose 2 pounds of body fat per day unless you do heavy exercise for like 16 hours a day, lol. 2 lbs of fat is like 8000 kilocalories, so more than double the daily expenditure of someone who seriously works out.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most disgusting thing you saw someone eat?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom’s pussy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, you’re mom’s pussy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you watch someone do that? Do you like to watch?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soda. endless soda. it churns my stomach

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soda is fucking gross, I don't understand how people can hate water and guzzle that garbage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don’t understand how people can hate water
          Maybe when you’re in a situation when you can’t buy bottled and have to resort to tap water then I can understand

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My local tap water comes from here. It tastes great.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              oregon?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              i peed in there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just buy a water filter, you troglodyte.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It feels good after manual labor washes down all the dirt in your mouth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the beak dipping the fry into the ranch dressing fountain

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t understand the shot of the crunchy bar being pulled away for the ranch fountain idea

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a juxtaposition kinda thing
              >Shot of the fountain
              >Shot of the bar (usually it's what is used on the fountain)
              >Then the shot with the weird "no" finger movement and the great reveal of the sauce being poured into the fountain
              Such quirky
              Much foodie

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >crunchy bar
              it's empty, she ate it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              These fountains usually have chocolate in them. They're meant for parties (not lone fatties) where people would dip strawberries or marshmellows into the chocolate. Also, there is no chocolate bar, Anon, it's just the empty wrapper, because of course.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That retarded face and the truffle shuffle disgusts me.
            It's like when fat people get to a certain point they start embracing how babylike they look.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NOO DONT DO IT DONT FUCKING OAAHHHH FUCK SHE PUT THE RANCH IN THE FOUNTAIN

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never have I seen such a punchable face, it is unbelievable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's with americans and weird food in fountains?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Idk, never seen one in real life

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >german food fountain

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a chocolate fountain someone put water in.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              look like it's struggling against a shit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              when the street is full, sirs use the fountain

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reminds me of my morning shit after a night of heavy drinking.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't this machine warm up chocolate ? won't the ranch sauce get hot at some point ?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or you know, you don’t have to turn the switch on that heats it
              gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But maybe it only has one switch, which activates the heat and the mechanic of the fountain.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember trying ranch when I went on vacation and it was the most horrible shit I ever tasted
            I feel sad for forgeiners, they are raises eating such shit they don't see a problem with it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It looks like a goddamn muppet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i cannot fucking stand ranch, i don't understand why it attracts fattys so

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > tfw this goblina has a better kitchen than you but only eats goyslop
            Why even live

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

        @laurengodwin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            At this point all the cookies probably taste the same to that creature

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            looks like she's wearing a latex mask, like eddie murphy in the nutty professor

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's like 3 days of calories for a family of 5

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It took me four days to eat one of those wtf

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bouncy bouncy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more goyslop. It fuels my ragelifts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here’s the sloppiest of slop, beyond meat ingredients

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > You have to eat all the OILS.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My friend brought some packets of food back from america recently and the ingredients looked like this but with less real words.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fourth ingredient is polymer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that explains why fat vegans exist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is this from?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read the post.
            It's beyond meat (tm)
            You should see what the Just(tm) brand is made of.
            "Alternatives" are the worst søyslop

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just egg
              >contains no egg
              my local grocery store was giving this away as a promo freebie a while back, thought it was going to be liquid egg whites until i read the small print

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe commie hellholes are different but in the grocery store I work in we can't give this shit away. I am constantly pulling expired product off the shelves in the vegan section because nobody wants that shit. I see the occasional aging cardio bunny buying almond milk, that's about it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Almond milk ain't too bad, it's about the same price where I live and tastes different but good enough for lowered calories and for not fucking the toilet if used in a protein shake

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, I have it with my coffee sometimes. I wish there was cow milk in my local market that didn't come from factory farms.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >beyond meat
              I saw, I was wondering which specific product

              >You should see what the Just(tm) brand is made of
              Holy fuck it's just oils

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your handwriting is so sexy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting, thanks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      250lb /fat/ checking in. I ate this (and things like it) after dinner in multiple occasions last year. Yes I’m trash, I know. That’s why I’m in the gym now. My ORM bench is 295 so I have been doing some work.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your cheats where you want, but please expand your palate. Hershey's syrup and M&Ms are shit tier chocolate. You can get so much better and more flavorful for a couple more $. Don't think you have to go the dark chocolate meme route either.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        uwaaaaah that looks so good

        too bad I get diarrhea and stomach cramps from ice cream nowadays

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ew, what the fuck? Just get some sorbet or sherbet if you want ice cream, Jesus Christ you're poisoning yourself with all that sugar.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That bench is some good work anon, keep it up. Like

        Take your cheats where you want, but please expand your palate. Hershey's syrup and M&Ms are shit tier chocolate. You can get so much better and more flavorful for a couple more $. Don't think you have to go the dark chocolate meme route either.

        said, when you do get to the point where you let yourself have a cheat, please try something higher quality, even if it's a little pricier, I promise it's worth it (and the price keeps you from buying it as often).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was in a Cafe in London. A crack head looking guy walked in.
      The owner said to him "the usual?"
      "Yeah"
      Five minutes later he brings over a heaping plate of fried onions and HP brown sauce. The crack head slurped the onions like noodles.

      In joint first place, my mum and I were in macdonalds and we saw a down syndrome girl eating ice cream and a cheese burger at the same time. She was dribbling ice cream and strings of gooey spit all over the burger. Suddenly, she got up and ran to the bathroom, leaving her burger behind.
      A random black dude watched her leave from behind, then ran and stole her burger. He threw it all in his mouth then gagged and ran out. My mum and I nearly puked too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A random black dude watched her leave from behind, then ran and stole her burger. He threw it all in his mouth then gagged and ran out. My mum and I nearly puked too.
        lmao WWHAT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy 'cado's content but mostly because I want to know how fat he's going to get.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How's this bro not dead yet?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's only like 400, he's not even deathfat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nico is still smallfat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the time being really fat doesn't start to kill you until you get to your late 40s, and even then you can survive much longer if you have the genetics for it. Health conditions can be controlled with medications up to that point.

          Your quality of life will be really shit though, you don't realize just how much being fat limits you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can't even taste good. Why consoom it like that? Also anyone clock the macros on that bulking shake?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the video doesnt scream "mental illness " at you you might have autism. Thats not remotely rational or healthy behaviour. Why? For the views and because he hates himself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            True enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that mold on the chicken?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh fuck that actually looks like mold

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mirin his bulk. One day he'll come back more powerful than us all

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          das rite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this dude is for sure gonna die from a heart attack right? i cringe just thinking about what his insides would look like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the longest bulk cycle I've ever seen anyone do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ lmfaoo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At that point you must not even taste anything anymore.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he had a head injury.

          He was always kind of weird but he really went off the deep end after that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to eat what I called a 'grease fleece' when I was 500lbs

      It was

      >hunk of lamb, often a whole shank
      >coated in candy floss
      >dipped in a mixing bowl of olive oil

      It was disgusting disgusting but delicious at the time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying it bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >500lb

        Alright you have to share. What was it like? What made you change? What's your current weight + height?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My roommate in college used to make spam and eggs. It was absolutely disgusting and stunk up the whole apartment for hours.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i eat spam and eggs every morning. breakfast of champions, friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily that webm of the fat lady drinking onions butter at a chiefs game. if you mean irl I don't know because nothing I've seen irl comes close to the nastiness I've seen posted on fph

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also sometimes hate fat people. I don't hate fat people who wish to better themselves and are struggling and make effort to lose weight. But rude, impolite fat fucks makes me want to punch them

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still is

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of the reason I hate american culture is because they exported their disgusting food in Europe and made obesity rates spike.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i guess Europe should have done something about that huh oh wait they happily cuck for USA everytime. you know europeans once made fun of americans for being obese?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We still do

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what vancouver ching chong gets for spreading Wuhan flu in Seattle nursing homes in early 2020

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats japan, a country that is still thin and doesnt desperately try to become america every second

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          CLEAN IT UP CHANG

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >medically technician trade school
          >at hospital, doing practical training
          >we're all boys, about 14 years old
          >one of the guys, the class pretty boy, tasked with changing the diaper of an old woman
          >he takes it off, starts wiping her
          >he starts rubbing her vag with a wet towel, thinking he's cleaning it properly
          >she starts moaning and says "Yeah, just like that, keep rubbing"
          >the rest of us lose our shit laughing
          He probably had flashbacks to that day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >europeans once made fun of americans for being obese
        We still do, pic related.
        You fat bastards bankrolled shitty fast food everywhere and shilled this shit to gullible folks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Get active, over there!

          How the fuck did she miss the irony?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe you should mean what you say then instead of sucking americock 24/7. you guys knew it was bad, could see how bad it was, made fun of it, and then became it anyways.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be yurope
          >~~*muricans*~~ come selling you terrible food
          >yuropeens know this food is terrible
          >yuropeens start slurping down ~~*murican*~~ slop anyway
          >yurope gets fat
          >blames murica for being fat
          literal moron behavior

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The food is bad but it's being sedentary on top of it that gets ya - now nobody walks or cycles anywhere, way more people have desk jobs, kids are on video games and social media instead of going to the football field with their mates
            The food is still a factor of course - in the beginning it was a novel thing to have occasionally, now people go to fast food places regularly whenever they're out shopping for the convenience

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >going overseas to do clothes shopping
          who even does this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do but it's bc standard western clothing isn't as cute or flattering. Not that it can't be found, but it's harder and more expensive for something meh.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you can wear it back home and say "I got it in europe"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Europe.
          My cunt would bow to these fat pigs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get active over there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you just not? Lol
      Like how is obesity even real? Just don't eat the food. Like walk away from the restaurant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s all those fat Arabs you are importing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're imported by our corrupt governments that are controlled by the garden gnomes, but yeah, that's true. All those arabs are type 2 timebombs
        >t. best friend is an ER doctor, the madman writes 999kg on the patients' file that refuse to step on the scale or to be examined by a man (the arab females use that bullshit a lot)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way this is real.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it’s not real

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MfmdPxY.jpg

          [...]
          Its real

          No shit that’s what it causes but it has nothing to do with the picture

          https://i.imgur.com/XN92Bju.jpg

          holy shit astronomically BTFO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it’s not real

        Its real

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No shit that’s what it causes but it has nothing to do with the picture

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >~~*Wikipedia*~~

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts image
                >UR IMAGE IS FAKE
                >heres proof that its real
                >UR LIST OF SYMPTOMS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PHOTO
                >posts source of the photo proving the two are related
                >~~*WIKIPEDIA*~~

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just take the L, holy shit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              what the fuck why doesn't everyone know this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >HYPERLIPIDEMIA CAUSE BY BEING OVERWEIGHT
          ITS THE SAME THING WHAT

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Certainly the prime factor is obesity but they put it at the bottom of the list lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      europeans cannot go 5 seconds without thinking about america meanwhile I think about you dorks maybe once a month

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reject modernity and embrace tradition, always

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ham and pineapple pizza is not bad, it is just that a regular margherita or capricciosa is superior

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is fine because American pizza is better than Italian pizza and it’s not even close.

        Buttblasted Italians or other such Eurocucks will say things like
        >Sorry you’ve destroyed your tastebuds with mediocre and over Hispaniced American cuisine
        >You just like it more because it’s more fattening

        That’s fine, too. They can be as mad as they like that a Chicago deep dish is better than their entire pizza catalogue and that the average NYC street has pizza that mogs their whole nation.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, do americans really think that? My friends used to say something like that when they were 12yo, they have grown common sense since.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fat epidemic in Europe is our own fucking fault. People are forgetting the foods of their people while gravitating towards a diet of shitty premade food and takeout. The local companies are only giving the people what they want. Cultural terror is the true weapon of the Americans, and even that is mostly unintentional, just people copying what they deem 'the superior culture'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its your fault for taking it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next online porn psyop will be fupa-evangelism

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing pisses me off more than overconfident fat chicks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would fuck this bitch raw dog from the back playing with those massive ass cheeks. Id be so overcome by my animal instincts as I go to town on her fat padded pussy that id cum deep in her womb and instantly regret it. Then id do it again a week later.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        i would also fuck this chick from behind

        have a nice day dumb fatfags. You are the reason these cunts exist. If you saw this and felt anything other than disgust you might as well just suck start a shotgun.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          is this the "stone needed" guy?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Aaaaaah I heard that in my head.
            >can't place that there, m'lord

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would you manage to maintain an erection while fucking what appears to be an animal's body? There is literally nothing attractive about this person.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        i would also fuck this chick from behind

        Imagine grabbing onto her waist and jiggling that massive ass while you fuck her. Goddamn my test is pumping just contemplating it. High test chad where we at?

        There's nothing high t about that.
        You thirsty fucks simply don't have standards because you don't get any pussy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the least horny IST poster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would fuck this bitch raw dog from the back playing with those massive ass cheeks. Id be so overcome by my animal instincts as I go to town on her fat padded pussy that id cum deep in her womb and instantly regret it. Then id do it again a week later.

      i would also fuck this chick from behind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine grabbing onto her waist and jiggling that massive ass while you fuck her. Goddamn my test is pumping just contemplating it. High test chad where we at?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ll fuck her from the front at the same time and we’ll never see each other

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no personal problem with them. I just wish for the betterment of all individuals, and I will always look further into myself before I cast judgement upon others

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck you. I hope you get AIDS.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to live in her ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never get it when people hornypost in these threads, the moment I see the fat rolls on the legs the image of these whales sweating is forced into my mind, and that comes with the disgusting, gag inducing smell, even if you love fat asses nore than your own life, when it comes with that fat people stench attached to it its just the biggest boner killer in the world

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell about tiktokers, why do they stick out the tongue?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whores advertising their wares.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tell about tiktokers, why do they stick out the tongue?
        Because that is what low IQ animals do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why. Fatties. Dance. After. Bitting.
        Jfc make it stop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck do fatties do a little wiggle or dance after every bite? Do they think they look cute or cheeky?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why. Fatties. Dance. After. Bitting.
          Jfc make it stop

          They're addicts. They just got a hit of their drug of choice.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dopamine release.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Why the fuck do fatties do a little wiggle or dance after every bite? Do they think they look cute or cheeky?

            this, think about it food is literally more pleasurable than sex for them (and me)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s actually kind of sad. Young women that want to look attractive to get attention really have two choices: behaviors that increase attractiveness or attention in the long term, eg losing weight, eating healthy, working out, making and keeping close personal relationships; or behaviors that increase attractiveness or attention in the short term, eg buying expensive or flamboyant clothes, applying copious makeup, vying for attention on social media, etc. Naturally, if someone is willing to forgo long-term health for pleasure, they will be willing to do the same for attention and attractiveness. So you will continue to find morbidly obese women, caked in makeup and covered in expensive clothing, pretending to be innocent or erotic on social media to vie for attention.

          These people are not happy. You should try to talk to them in real life. They are, in general, not kind or innocent in any way, but are instead, incredibly emotionally fragile. They do not have the willpower to save themselves, and despite any cries for help, there is almost nothing you can do to prevent their fate. You can only decide if you want to watch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer this date pov

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          RIP

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        reverse pov

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually would.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain how non-NEETs are fat?
    >go to grocery store
    >buy good ingredents
    >cook them
    >it's cheaper
    >not be fat
    I used to live with parents, and there I was fat cause I had garbage options. But I left and got healthier foods and became skinnier.
    So why can't you just not buy junk food? I don't get it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stress
      >No time
      >Highly stimulant hyperprocessed food
      Modern life suck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stress
        >No time
        This is the biggest cope of all time. Just use a slowcooker and make large meals you fat retard. Have a small garden that's full of easy to maintain plants (which is 99% of them). You're never going to make it with your IQ. You're literally throwing away money and making yourself fat. You're probably not even important enough to have "no time" if you're this dumb anyway.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Breh, even if you don't have the brain cells to plan ahead, you can eat healthy and it's cheap and convenient. Example recipe:

          >Poke holes in a sweet potato with a fork
          >Microwave for 5 minutes
          >Eat it
          >It tastes good and costs $1/lb

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a thing man. It's not the right move but people cope with stress differently.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>No time
        What a fucking meme. For a while, I was working a full time job (often overtime) with an hour commute each way and I still found time to cook dinner AND pack lunch for myself and my wife. If you don't have time, you need to MAKE time. Cut back on the screentime, you won't miss it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone that says no time is a liar. If you stopped doing brainless activities like scrolling netflix, Facebook, tiktok etc you actually have tons of time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute bullshit.

        Stress? What stress? You live in a first world country. Any stress you have is self created. Stress is another way of saying 'I'm a pussy'.

        And no time? Sleep for 8 hours a day and work for 8 hours a day 5 days a week still leaves you 72 hours in a week. So you have more free time than not. So again, bullshit.

        And processed food? Maybe you're unaware, but you know you don't have to actually by it right?

        Anyone who claims any of those things has caused them to be fat is a fucking loser, but then again I guess being a loser is a pre-requisite of being fat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And no time? Sleep for 8 hours a day and work for 8 hours a day 5 days a week still leaves you 72 hours in a week. So you have more free time than not. So again, bullshit.
          bro who taught you math
          also very naive to think everyone works 8 hour days and instantly teleports to work.

          i'm not that anon and i'm fit because i prioritise it despite my circumstances, but as someone who works long hours and has a long commute, this bit ticks me off.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Find another job. Im being 100% serious. Long commutes fucking obliterated my mental health and gains. Used to have to wake up ridiculously early, get ready, then use the tram for over an hour including 2 changes.
            Made my work day an average of 11 hours inc time walking to and from station.

            Quit solely because of this, got new job in a more reasonable location, entire commute inc walking now takes 35 mins and its straight there and back, its amazing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        utter nonsense. I can prep my meals for three days in less than an hour, driving to McDonald's or some other goyslop distribution center three times would take significantly longer.

        Besides, cooking is fun, just do a bit of cooking while listening to something (I like listening to history and linguistics podcasts while cooking) instead of browsing social media or playing video games.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you usually cook?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Varies wildly. Most of the time it's some vegetable + something starchy + some meat + sauce, so stuff like chicken breast with rice and kohlrabi, roast pork with red cabbage and swabian noodles, steak with asparagus and potatoes etc. I usually make a salad as well. My cooking is very German due to the fact that that's my home country 😀

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see another man of culture
          >t. prepped 4 days of saltibarsciai in a couple hours

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >work for 9 hours, sometimes OT
        >commute total 1 1/2 hours
        >still have time to go for walks/play drums after work; play L4D2 and exercise at home
        given that i requested a 7-4 shift lol and i eat my lunch heavy so i can skip bfast and dinner.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no time
        Let me clue you in on something: you can choose not to eat. You waste time eating, and it makes you fat. I work near full time hours consistently, I'm a full time student, I run a club, and I have pets and a household to attend to. I still find time to cook, and when I don't, I just get by without eating. You chose to be fat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>No time
        I see this bullshit said all the time, and i've got to say it is the most fucking zoomer bullshit i have ever read. Working 9-5 has been around for literal decades and no one was complaining about having "no time"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were entire labor movements based on not having enough time to see your fucking kids you absolute mong. Instead of making them go back to working weekends, people who do things just changed the cost of staples to force women to work.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            All that shit happened prior to 9-5 you fuckwit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              true but

              There were entire labor movements based on not having enough time to see your fucking kids you absolute mong. Instead of making them go back to working weekends, people who do things just changed the cost of staples to force women to work.

              does have a point, a man working a 9-5 would have his meals made by his stay at home wife. now that women dont stay home if you dont want to live on the street eating goyslop she goes to work so you can live in a house eating goyslop

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >American public highschool education
              Some of the largest internet forums and discussions are had about this topic, constantly. All the black people went nanners partially because of the police, but also because they tend to not get married culturally, and therefore are in single income living situations and can't make ends meet.
              None of this stopped, and corporate media and public school isn't the end all for what is happening in the world.
              I digress, there's entire boards dedicated to slinging shit at each other over that topic. No free time because people have to work two jobs and eat goyslop inbetween shifts is a major reason people are so god damn fat. Despite the average normie being stupid and of poor self control, if they had a moment to sit and think about anything they might actually look at themselves in the mirror and want to change.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my bud has been raised fat now hes a cook and one would assume that being a fulltime cook might be a opportunity to burn cals but no he makes sure to get those back via soda pizza and other heresy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get raised by far parents, develop a fat brain and fat eating habits and get brainwashed into thinking inner beauty is a thing and you don't have to be healthy to be valued.

      Happened to me and I regret not waking up sooner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off fatty, you could have just ate less.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This a FTM?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep.
        She also claims to be "intersex" because she... wait for it... has PCOS.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think so, yeah. Men don't really get a frontbutt like that.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t give a fuck so much that I’m going to spend hours gathering my friends and planning out some shitty video saying how much I don’t give a fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Few things look sadder than a dog that is visibly embarrassed of his owner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek they couldn't fit all of them in one frame so they had to move around
      Ahahahahahahaha

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much cheese is too much?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans disgust me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a brit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That creature is English, which is obvious.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a yurocuck with no gun rights you gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy looks like the Norf FC meme come alive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks positively British.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the hell, where did you get that. She looks exactly like a girl I went to middle school with.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You went to school in israel?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the same girl is it? The girl I knew did travel a lot, but I don't know of Israel, that seems a bit odd. That first picture is just, so spot on it's weird.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not the same girl is it? The girl I knew did travel a lot, but I don't know of Israel, that seems a bit odd. That first picture is just, so spot on it's weird.

              It is the same girl. Well or her sister. They are twins.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man, sure enough. They look the same, but yeah no, I grew up in Northern United States, and she didn't have a sister. I would show the picture to her, but then I'd probably have to explain where I got it, so let's not do that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's got that squinty Mongoloid look a lot of Slavs have.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purebred norf man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're in Britain, visit Lambeth. If not, Google it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant to reply to this anon:

        >A random black dude watched her leave from behind, then ran and stole her burger. He threw it all in his mouth then gagged and ran out. My mum and I nearly puked too.
        lmao WWHAT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the way he stuck his hand in it and licked it is fucking disgusting jesus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks really good ngl, wash it down with a bottle of red

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the worst thing about this is that he could have used some bread to mop up the sauce, but he really had to go in with his fingers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think, 2.5k cal and 10g of salt?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be frauding
    >get to 230 at 6'0 with a 6 pack still, though a slight bit of fat from GOMAD

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I LIFT FOR dicky

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pedo freak

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ntCoSMA.jpg

        I LIFT FOR dicky

        unlovable dysgenic freaks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gnarled arthritic fingers of an old hag typed this post

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the hag is right though

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pathetic samefag go eat some butter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      always makes me lel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That smirk tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ZVGPLsi.jpg

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how long did that take?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is exactly why I had to stop smoking. it's just so easy to overeat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pothead gets fat
      Lol pot makes you fat! Dumb lazy stoners!
      >non pot-smoker gets fat
      Lazy fatass needs to do fork putdowns to failure.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both are true.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        just don't be fat, then theres no problem.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >brave
        Extreme cringe
        >not using an app
        Severe cringe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since mini died I can't be fucked using anything else. The particular handling of tabs and boards just isn't there on the others.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Off yourself phoneposter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much weight gain do you think that is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I somehow feel like they smell better as fatties than they did when they were thin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so fuckin based, women were born to be fat, lazy slobs for breeding. All men should be peak fitness to compensate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      left is cute

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody have the screenshot of the book exerpt where an obese american lectures 2 french kids about her freedoms, in the end she kills them with a queef?
    I think the book was called yurop.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ketchup

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=30

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek that was my weight a year ago
    Or should I say: 80 lbs ago?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job anon. Must feel a lot better?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfq I'm homers height and weight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >female body

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up.. had a dream

    I was fighting with a fat chud... Angry arguments and shit then I said

    Come here!

    Pulled her to a room and said "i will fuck this ass now!"

    In no time she bent over and there it was that big white fat weird ass

    I fucked it and woke up with a hard dick

    I am on week 3 of a litle cicle
    I dont want to cross this line

    God....
    GOD, GIVE ME STRENGHT

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >239lbs edition
    This was comically obese in the 90s.

    Bros everybody is so fat now. 24 years old college grad/code monkey and everybody has been slowly gaining weight for years and it's starting to catch up to all my college friends and coworkers.
    I looked up the data yesterday and apparently 56% of "young adults" (18-25) are overweight/obese.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was 234 now I’m 190, I’d like to get back down to 155 ish

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh OC just happened last night.
    >mom invites bro and I over for dinner
    >cutting so have to be careful
    >mom's friend comes over with her sister that nobody else knows
    >she is obese but 76 so who cares
    >they brought massive deli sandwiches
    >neither of them finished the other half
    >put them in the fridge
    >feeling extremely tempted to eat the other half
    >give in and accept that I'll have to fast tomorrow because I need that sammich
    >everyone is leaving, I'm preparing to pounce
    >mom's friend's obese sister uses toilet before they go
    >smell immediately hits me when she walks out
    >no big deal we all take smelly shits from time to time
    >go to take a piss
    >there's shit everywhere
    >on the wall
    >smeared on the floor
    >in the sink
    >spend the next 2 hours disinfecting the house
    >realize there could be shit on the sandwiches
    >throw them away
    >bullet dodged
    The shit in the sink indicates that some attempt was made to clean something and this old bitch decided not to say anything or ask for help and just peaced out because it wasn't her problem.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peaced out because it wasn't her problem
      based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am going over to their house for a barbecue today.
        I will make it her problem by returning the favor.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go eat food prepared by people who shit all over their house and hands

          Disgusting. Enjoy the hepatitis, E. Coli, and C. Diff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clean it up jannies.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone explain this. What does a CO2 molecule with a tag saying 00000000000 have to do with fatties?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not having walkable cities means more driving, which means more CO2 emissions. And the "tag" is supposed to be a keyboard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

          It is a CO2 molecule typing on a keyboard, implying that the person who made the tweet is actually reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep.

          Go fuck yourself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is a CO2 molecule typing on a keyboard, implying that the person who made the tweet is actually reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          come on

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          n

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's up Ben, get that power coupling repaired?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really looks like fused veterbrae.
      The obesity is probably worsened by a related disorder.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should be cast as a background character in netflix one piece

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit this moron looks like the imposter luffy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the bratty femboy you're chatting with in discord

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    On another note: Has anyone started their bulk yet? I’m aiming to bulk til April as that’s when it starts warming up here in Colorado

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah not even close, currently still cutting.
      Fell of the rails this summer with lifting and diet, had to take care of the family.
      Now I'm in the unenviable position of either beginning a bulk at ~20%bf or possibly doing a cut over christmas.
      The former makes me feel disgusted and the latter will leave me with either a bulk in spring or turning into the eternal cuutter.
      >doesn't bulk, just cuts
      >-5%bf
      >uoooh I'm cutting, I'm gonna cuuut

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jigglejigglejiggle

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nig playing flute owned by slave owner and former president
      >looks like a whale, half dressed, and twerks while playing
      as an american I cannot WAIT until the country is destroyed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll be waiting a long time, America isn't going anywhere.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can dream

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Such fantasies are not productive.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's what they said when they passed hart-celler

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That has not meaningfully changed American society. All it's done is reduce the proportion of black people in America.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat "people" should be banned from public life and I mean it, I even have one fat relative

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welfariel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homer actually got IST in one episode so this is irrelevant
    t.I browse /co/

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice one editing out her joke handle

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we practice yoga because it feels good not to lose weight
      how do you even lose weight with yoga? it's barely a stretching session

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a better workout than you might think. If you aren't worn out by the end of a yoga class then it was a pathetic one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When these chubbos get a little bit older they will be inflamed, and in pain. Their elevated blood sugars will over work their kidneys and adrenals in 5 -10 years. They will become insulin resistant. Their bodies will begin to die in their 40s. By their 50s the real breakdown begins. They will be in pain. On a multitude of meds, and miserable.

      Her current "fat healthiness" won't last long.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birds fly,
      Rain falls,
      And the weak tell each other it's ok to stay weak

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO this is what it's supposed to look like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if that butter elemental did that, she'd literally die

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been doing yoga every time I laid my head down on my desk and never knew.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s still me. I’m still the fat person I hate

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my goal is 235 lol. skinnycunts will never understand

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