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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will never not rage at this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why rage when it’s so funny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn’t discern the perspective at first and I thought he was up way higher than he was. I thought they were sending him to his death. Then,
          >that slide
          and I fricking lost it. He was going so slowly and still made a giant splash and even skipped. 10/10 been awhile since /fph/ delivered like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is your fault for oppressed black people, racist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best part is that the bannister has been lazily propped up. This isn't the first time it's happened, it might even be a regular occurrence. The first time she went through it she just pushed it back into place without fixing everything, then continued on without fixing anything and making the same mistake multiple times when the solution would be simple. It's a perfect summation of the fat mindset.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek, i never noticed this before
          thanks anon, that makes the webm about 1000 times more hilarious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >webm
          what the fugg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it’s full of bowel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least she was wearing a mask

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao imagine bringing this video up in court as evidence if she sued the homeowner

      "Ma'am we can see you demolish the property completely, that's not what that's designed for"

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate trannies bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it would be kinda hot to see this fat pig get ploughed by a horse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is irredeemable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        unforgivable, even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there are people/shills on IST that trying to convince everyone that this is 10/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well no, it's just only low T skinny bois like you wouldn't frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is considered a cow in Russia. Average sized women in the US, I presume. By the way, she is doing that right in front of a major convience store.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Average sized women in the US, I presume
        No. That is considered a cow in the US.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This data is outdated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That infographic is really deceptive as to what a 170lb 5'3" person looks like.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks. That's hilarious. What site is this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://bodyvisualizer.com/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how do i this mode?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                roadkill max

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine what she'll look like in 2030

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Here's that wife you wanted to settle down with bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >taking them to all you can eat to see how they eat when prep time and cost are not restraints.

        frick, that's actually genius.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that pole was thoroughly sanitized soon that event. Just imagine if someone of worth had put their hand on that pole ignorant of the filth that trichechus had rubbed on it. Truly vile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My manlet economics teacher in high school used to do this with the corners of students' desks in the middle of class. It was revolting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the video doesn't show but i ran up and licked that pole after she left

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The future for all agp who trooned out in highschool.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not, and neither are you. You are both flabby, noodle-armed bottoms who are only around to be penetrated by high T chads (ie men).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, seriously, that unironically a man. Look it up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try but I wont be fooled

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry little one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His real name is Jaron Bloshevsky or something along those lines IIRC

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Related to /iamjazz/ kino is
                **** ...Exulansic.... ****
                She did some great exploration of jazz series.
                She was on youtubs talking about the horrible abuse of children and teens by ~~*the CULT of Transgenderism*~~ and the GROOMING of children and vulnerable teens.
                Of course it was accepted that at some point the israelitetube would find excuses to remove her channel ( even though she herself is a female, who was at one period in life, committed to becoming transgende herself, but grew out of and realized it was brainwashing and social pressure leading her toward the end).
                Now she has her archive on Odysee video site, and is still producing fresh content.
                CAPTCHA: 00088

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You seem enlightened. Meet the world’s richest ~~*troony*~~.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a man whose testicles were sacrificed in a pedophile satanic ritual to please moloch

    what a blasphemous sodomy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok anon, G-d demands the sacrifice of the genitals of Palestinian children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what are the mechanics of israeli parents giving birth to palestinians

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Adoption. He's adopted, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exodus 12 and 13 stipulates that the first harvest, first born lamb, and first born male must be given as offering to God. They just took that a bit literally.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a perfect metaphor for contemporary US progressivism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, underrated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mirin that grip strength thats a 20 pound dumbbell of caramel shes holding like its nothing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A barista is a person, usually a coffeehouse employee, who prepares and serves espresso-based coffee drinks.
          >coffee
          I don't think she is drinking coffee in that pic...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      source on this? Would like to find the original with sound

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      socialwelfaresystem.webm

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That kid looks way to old for diapers and a pacifier lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Judging from the weight and mess, and the color of the skin, she probably never taught him how to shit correctly, and is too lazy to teach him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick is that teenager in a diaper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Black folk and fricking welfare qweens
      Imagine working and paying taxes so some she-boon can install a pole in its kitchen and I can't get into a gym bc I won't wear a mask.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't pay taxes then, chud. Stand up for yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1) She just smashed the back of her head on the corner of the countertop, and is just laughing it off.

      2) That dudes 20 with a pacifier and diaper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She just smashed the back of her head on the corner of the countertop, and is just laughing it off
        Her weave acted like armor and cushioned the blow. Not even joking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me sad. Not for the mother but the kid that never got a chance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, Black person lover.
        You homosexuals are absolutely everywhere, whining, "I just feel bad for dem kids."
        Children are 100% a product of their genetics. Bad children aren't bad because of the way they were raised, they are bad because they have inferior genes. No child birthed by a fat black Black person ever ended up being anything other than a Black person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't say you're wrong but the children deserve a chance to frick their own shit up, this one was fricked the minute his "mother" was born

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and finally ladies and gentlement, this is the part of the exposition we were talking about, where those blatant trolls post openly dumb texts of unintelligible blabbering, see for yourself.
          >"woooow dude take a photo"
          >"mom, is that thing real?"
          >In this piece of art, the creator apparently tried to assemble a coherent "racist" sentence, but at every step you can see his backward arguments are born obsolete.
          >"what a wonderful exposition of mishaps ! Now where can we put the (You)'s ?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's an embarrassing bit of role playing. I'm half convinced you are a racist trying to make those who aren't look like reddit morons.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              posting on IST is roleplaying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, this is 100% correct. This is the normal, the natural for them. The only time this isn't the case is when the white man decides to "save" them and give them a solid social structure, education, a job, and a purpose other than gangbanging and drug dealing.
          Anyone who has ever had to live with wiggers / Black folk knows that you should never feel bad for them for even a second, they never got a fair chance? That's right, everyone has put up with their shit and gave them a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th fair chance. The schools push them through with all failing grades if they just show up, the government gives their deadbeat parents free money and food where they'd otherwise starve, they ape out and break shit but are forgiven because you have to and they're family. They never fix their shit and get better, if they do they aren't a wigger / Black person anymore.
          Just live with them, if you have ever lived with one you know to never feel bad for them EVER.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they are bad because they have inferior genes
          Ok, and homosexuality is a genetic conception and gays/lesbians were born like that. LMAO moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are moronic personality is determined both by genetics and environmental with both having an equal sway.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            T. pajeet
            >SIR YOU ARE THE PERSONALITY OF VILE BENCHOD U SHALL GET IS SMITED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i have no idea what basic chemistry, biology, or epigenetics is, the post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the teenager with the pacifier walks like a monkey !!!! lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao the little Black person literally looks and acts like a monkey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *6 foot tall man in diaper approaches*
      Mother??!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was laughing my ass off until the baby part
      I imagine how this kid will grow up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat or not, who the frick sets up a stripper pole in their kitchen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The kid comes over ready to beat her ass because that’s what happens to him every time he makes a noise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is who your enabling by working amd paying taxes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Intro of gta san andreas cutscenes be like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that power stance, this isn't the first time this kid has had to see what was wrong.i bet when he gets older he'll grow up to hate fat people.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > MWEEP
    > MWEEP

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That thing must look so fricking DISGUSTING naked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the most awful part is that his parents got him on HRT so young that his penis was literally still baby sized, so the neovegana had almost no material to work with

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are we going to see a new age of castrato singers?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She’s probably better off that way though, at least she doesn’t look like the ACK trannies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she
          No.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she
          Anon, I…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        With all my will, all my righteous rage, I truly wish there is a hell full of eternal pain and anguish for these people, these beyond dullard insipid fricking beasts, worse than fricking beasts, these anti-humans. I would gladly burn besides them if I but knew for certain that they burned next to me, fully aware of their insidious crimes against nature, against thought, against reason, against any and everything good and true.
        If there were a god I would throw myself against it in my grief stricken rage and lash out at it as hard and quickly as I could, and before it could mercifully annihilate me, I would charge it with the utter depths of it's responsibility for all this; "You monster! You made this!"
        God I fricking hate these "people".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cringe lol
          take a benzo jordan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lol fully embarrassed for you. you need to go back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like your spirit, and thus, will check your dubs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I really adore this rant, I'm trans myself and only here do I find others that hate this shit as much as I do. I think trans people are beautiful as they are and shouldn't be forced into such barbaric shit surgeries by grifters out to make money. I think Jazz's mother has munchausen by proxy and has been enabled by those that wish for trans people to suffer. There is nothing that could have turned the public against trans people as badly as this trainwreck of a show. That poor boy is a victim and I just hope others wake up and realise how monstrous these surgeries are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree. Grow out your beard, start taking T, and stop letting doctors take advantage of you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no I'm nonbinary afab, it's a personal matter that I do not feel like I'm male or female but have no intention of hopping on T and getting male pattern baldness. I just think truscums and millionaire surgeons don't have our best interests at heart. Trans salvation lies in accepting our beautiful diversity, statistics already show that what truly matters is acceptance. It reduces suicide rates more than bottom surgery which exacerbates it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                breasts now or stfu

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a mess.
                The hormone treatments and other drugs are not helping your mental state.
                These chemicals are just as bad as some butcher hacking away at your privates or chopping off breasts.
                Do you need "social interactions " aka social media groups to continue your inward mental validation of alleged nugenders?
                It seems like without all the drugs and media echo chambers (social media) you might just be a person figuring their own shit out instead of having to mimic someone else's correct idea of gender or feel you can only fit into a "unique" class.
                When really you are just a confused person with some mental ideation aka like everybody else who has to deal with living and overcoming obstacles in life.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not on hormones or any drugs. I don't drink or smoke. Nobody knows about my gender and I do not use social media. I'm simply not a man or a woman. It's a very peaceful feeling to have discovered this possibility and living my life unbound by such shackles :3

                >Trans salvation lies in accepting our beautiful diversity, statistics already show that what truly matters is acceptance.

                I don't really believe in the whole transgender thing, but if it's real and it exists to you, then this is correct. Neither medicine or surgery will "fix" you. I wish you the best in your journey.

                Thank you my friend, I also wish you the best in all your endeavours <3

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For the record, I liked your breasts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Trans salvation lies in accepting our beautiful diversity, statistics already show that what truly matters is acceptance.

                I don't really believe in the whole transgender thing, but if it's real and it exists to you, then this is correct. Neither medicine or surgery will "fix" you. I wish you the best in your journey.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm trans myself
            Worse than gays, jesus.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post your fave /fph/ content in this thread anons. I’ll dump a few of my faves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2/?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Checking myself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          /r/ing that one with the medical system evolving to kill Black folk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the Hispanic nig cycle?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              until they gracelessly expire

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          New obesity warnings (hopefully) coming on shitty Bong food

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Finished shitting. Please bros, I would like some medical gore to come back to

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is this real?
            Never would have believed you bongs had it in you to be based

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hungry-diners-could-confronted-cigarette-6576960

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Impressive, hopefully it can be brought to America next.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Foie gras would like to have a word with you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are they doing to that poor duck? That has to be animal abuse or something. I work for a large chicken producer here in the states and I feel like the USDA would absolutely classify shoving a metal rod down a ducks throat to fatten it up would be an animal welfare violation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's a reason foie gras production is banned in a lot of countries. They literally make ducks fat to give them fstty live disease then the fatty liver is foie gras.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf are they doing to that poor duck? That has to be animal abuse or something. I work for a large chicken producer here in the states and I feel like the USDA would absolutely classify shoving a metal rod down a ducks throat to fatten it up would be an animal welfare violation.

              Its the gavage, forced feeding of the duck more than it would normally eat to fatten up its liver.
              Foie Gras is fricking delicious.
              Ducks have a different anatomy than humans, the gavage is not uncomfortable for them like it would be for us.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Studies have shown gavage doesn't increase stress in ducks and fatty liver is perfectly fine for these birds given that's their main storage of fat, far above regular adipose tissue.

            Here's a video about it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joaJVn_F5no

            There are English subtitles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with popcorn? I pop them with ghee almost everyday. I think it's my main source of carbs as everything else I eat is just chicken is veggies and a bit of fruit. Bros I can't keep losing weight if I can't eat popcorn. It's a crutch basically.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dont worry, popcorn is BASED

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i was just about to ask why this image includes popcorn and peanuts.
          even the shots don't make sense (in terms of being fat), those should be beer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Popcorn w/o sugar barely have any calorie remove it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with popcorn? I pop them with ghee almost everyday. I think it's my main source of carbs as everything else I eat is just chicken is veggies and a bit of fruit. Bros I can't keep losing weight if I can't eat popcorn. It's a crutch basically.

          dont worry, popcorn is BASED

          yeah i was just about to ask why this image includes popcorn and peanuts.
          even the shots don't make sense (in terms of being fat), those should be beer.

          Popcorn is empty calories. If you’re trying to lose weight then eating popcorn is moronic. And all nuts are fattening and unsatisfying. You don’t want to eat the seed oils that nuts contain and that shitty popcorn is covered in. And the small amount of “protein” that those foods contain is of terrible, basically useless, quality.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            smartpop is 100calories per bag, i spray it with 0cal butter flavored spray. Its great to have somthing i an munch on for a while while watching a movie or working on shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just eat some blueberries or beef jerky, homosexuals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fizzy pop too
            >Meet friend
            >He brings me a bottle of pop
            >Decide to drink it because its the polite thing to do
            >Sweet chemical flavour
            >Check the calorie content
            >481 calories per 250mm
            >Wow thats a lot in a bottle still-
            >Wait, much pop is in here
            >500ml
            >Thats nearly half a days calories in one bottle
            >Feel a little sick
            I'm glad I mostly drink water and tea, pop is vile and full of empty calories

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      brutal mog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s the twink on the right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this princess wears running shoes
      She's never ran anywhere in her life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its called photoshop text

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MOGGED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this princess wears running shoes
      She's never ran anywhere in her life.

      It should read:
      >Forget the Glass Slippers, this Princess wears lifting shoes

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    welcome to 2020moo

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fats like this deserve harpooning. The last meal of steel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I’m so glad I’m not in healthcare. If this was my job I’d quit and go work at Walmart, and just be poor because frick that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so much for "but muh fat doesn't hurt anyone"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The thing that infuriates me the most about these >people is how WE have to fund their lifestyle like this. Healthcare should be 100.0% privatized. If you disagree then you enable this behavior.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Healthcare should be 100.0% privatized
        You will still pay for their care through your insurance premiums.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We live in a society where instead of just letting these people die you're expected to save them
      Disgusting, why not just kill them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather starve to death homeless than do this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in this thread must do 100 pushups NOW to not end up like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It boggles my mind how people can behave like this. Back when I was a fat ass 13 year old or so, my appendix ruptured inside of me and people were still getting pleases and thank yous from me even after one of my fricking organs asploded inside me and I was walking around going septic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's true of every fatty but some extremefats definitely seem to be really neurotic and awful.
        The thing I wonder about is the chicken and egg, there.
        Like, presumably they're fricked in the head and that's why they became gastropods.
        But how much of it is a direct consequence of being that way?
        Like, if you put our brain into their body would we just immediately become fricked in the head from all the hormone shit and insulin and whatever else?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    when i was a nurse i once had a patient who was as fat as this being. he did the same motion during which his diaper ripped. he noticed that, but of course proceeded to smear his shit all over the bed and himself. apparently this wasn't new to him and he didn't really care because it was my job to clean up the mess.
    god, i hate fat people so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >apparently this wasn't new to him and he didn't really care because it was my job to clean up the mess.
      t. janny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pink shirt feeling like a million bucks in that company

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does a whole family get this fat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eating i think

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bad parenting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          By being Mexican.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bump

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which one of these make it to 2023?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >my revolver when i get a parking ticket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ER RN here. Fat people frickin suck. I hate fat people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any stories???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We had a hamplanet fall between the wall and the toilet and get wedged there. We had to fricking cut the clothes off, rub ultrasound gel on the skin that was touching the toilet and wall, and get this special lift to get this fat b***h (400 lbs +) out of her shitty predicament. Of course there was shit and piss everywhere as well, I mean why not at that point.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My brother does x-ray and had to give this fat frick a CT? scan. The dude was so big, they had to bring him to the local zoo to get the scan done.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bring him to the local zoo to get the scan done
          Believe it or not this is very common.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Barbara knows.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look up this creature
    >they sent to the same school as me
    marilyn manson is officially no longer the weirdest graduate of broward college

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man, Maury!
    Can you blame him for ballooning up? He probably realized what was done to him, knows he'll never have a rewarding life, and turned to food.

    • 2 years ago
      Iceman

      >Can you blame him for ballooning up?
      He has no balls. He can't frick. I don't his mind even registers a libido. He emulates what he believes women to be. He stuffs his fricking face because it's the only reprieve he's got. When he was smaller he was at least frickable. He'll never be motivated to lose the weight. He'll get bigger and continue to shift blame to others and then die sad, alone, unloved and weak.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this dude, Jaron Bloshvinky, never had a chance.
        /iamjazz/ on the IST board was kino.
        His mother first tried turning his sister Ari into a boy but she wouldn't do it as a child.
        So she had another kid, a boy, Jaron, who she brainwashed from birth and admitted giving hormones to him at age two.
        His mother was insane.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His mother was talking about how as a toddler, he came to her and told her he wanted to have a vegana instead of a penis. No three-year-old boy would say something like that or even know what a vegana is without coaching. A child that young wouldn't even be able to grasp what any of that means. They cut to the father and he said he didn't remember him saying that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why this people is not in jail? That poor kid should have been taken into custody by Social Services.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lib states that let groids and jeets roam free

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is Ari the gay one that pretends he isn't gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like a neutered cat

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was fat
    Then I started smoking
    Now I’m thin
    But I’m addicted to cigarettes
    Did I win?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, you're addicted to an appetite-suppressant drug that makes you and all your stuff smell like shit while giving you cancer in the long term. you didn't have the discipline to lose the weight yourself and you're still going to die early. congratulations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no, you're addicted to an appetite-suppressant drug that makes you and all your stuff smell like shit while giving you cancer in the long term. you didn't have the discipline to lose the weight yourself and you're still going to die early. congratulations.

      why do cigarettes smell so fricking bad, is there a way to use tobacco without it reeking?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Snuff

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vapes, usually smells fruity or like nothing at all. The smoke also is not as dense as cigarettes and dissipates quickly, so it doesn't longer and stink up your clothes/house.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Popcorn lung and glazing of the lungs.
          If you are going to smoke ciggiys just limit it one or two a day or 4 a week. Works for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you didn't win. But I hate fat ppl so much I really had think about this one.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have big bones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      damn look at the pelvic tilt on that fatty, spinal deformity man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saw this exhibit at my local museum, it's what drove me to IST in the first place.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the screencap of the fattie wanting a mcrib and the advice says something like "try just one and see how you feel"?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the people working the set must have been laughing their asses off during the filming of this scene. I need to see the bloopers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even casting fats in a TV show set years after a zombie apocalypse is fricking stupid and ruins it.
      It reminds me of that fat actor in game of thrones who was a soldier at the wall. He never bothered to slim down for his role (as a SOLDIER in the frozen north eating nothing but meager rations) and went on a talk show saying "there's dragons in it so reality doesn't matter!"
      Yes you moron it does matter, dragons break reality in a fantasy less than a guy who magically doesn't need food to stay three hundred pounds, which kind of calls into question the very fabric of physics in this world. It's unironically more fantastical than a big flying animal. What if your character was made prisoner of war for a year and came out just as fat as he was when he went in, wouldn't that make the audience say "hang on a minute..." ?
      Just laziness and arrogance from an actor who couldn't stop stuffing his face even though selling a character was his entire job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blame the directors and the one who did the casting, why hire a fat piece of shit for a role like that? not like these are crucial roles only that fat motherfricker could sell, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AKSHUALLY in the book, Sam was fat the whole way through (to Dance of Dragons, at least), so you can't blame him for not slimming down for the role.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That must be the hamplanet author projecting then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This just confirms that GRRM is a hack.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This just confirms that GRRM is a hack.

          it was a decade ago but i remember fatboy losing weight in the book

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AKSHUALLY in the book, Sam was fat the whole way through (to Dance of Dragons, at least), so you can't blame him for not slimming down for the role.

        It makes more sense in the books since less time passes (I think it's been only about two years) but it's still unrealistic that Sam doesn't slim down at all while eating soldier's rations. The Night's Watch must have food to spare.
        Martin also wrote a teaser chapter where 11 year old Arya is sexually harassed by a dwarf, comments aloud about her own flat chest and plans to grow them over the next year, then seduces a 30 year old man with graphic descriptions of his penis through his pants and the feeling of licking his tongue so maybe GRRM is just a moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Clean the crusties, janny

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus fricking christ I almost puked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Even casting fats in a TV show set years after a zombie apocalypse is fricking stupid and ruins it.

        I disagree. It was actually explained in the show too. The fat c**t had access to their food. If you find yourself in a survival situation with a fat c**t: they WILL steal more than their share.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Jazz. Forced into dresses at age 3 then put on tv from age 6. Getting his genitals filmed by a film crew while he was a teen. And got butchered beyond return as a young adult. No wonder he got fat, he has an stinking axe wound between his legs and is in pain from it 24/7. He can't even get pleasure from anal because his puberty blockers kept his prostate small. The only pleasure this guy probably experience is when he eats.

    Everyone is laughing at that episode where he can't even get groceries without calling his mom several times but it just shows that he wasn't allowed any independence until he was at the point of no return. Only trannie I feel sorry for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because he’s not a troony, any more than a constantly molested child is truly gay. He was brainwashed and chemically raped, then mutilated. He’s a literal horror movie, and his parents should be slaughtered. This poor bastard is going to rope any day and I feel terrible pity for him. If he can do one thing to have some good come of this, let him warn everyone being deceived by bullshit lefty therapists and progressives that transitioning is a lie and will never make you happy. Then let him receive a merciful, hopefully peaceful death, because no one deserves to have to go through life like that. Then he can be brought into the safe and loving arms of his Creator, and in doing so be restored to his true, male self.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /THREAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of summer gays /threading their own posts. Frick I wish school would start early.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh is that why there’s all this troonyposting?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah its always /leftypol/ doing raids on /misc/, IST, IST, /k/, /gif/, IST etc. The bbc posting, /uhg/ posting, etc

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How fat people fight; https://youtube.com/shorts/Mg2I7JEfSuM?feature=share

    How IST people fight; https://youtu.be/sHTeguzrPto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is going on with her thighs? She definitely needs the next size up on those thigh highs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you gay?
        The only thing wrong with those

        How fat people fight; https://youtube.com/shorts/Mg2I7JEfSuM?feature=share

        How IST people fight; https://youtu.be/sHTeguzrPto

        thighs is they aren't sitting on my lap riding my wiener.
        Sad. Many such cases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that lower body

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her videos are hilarious.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, since Trump is morbidly obese.
      >inb4 cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's 6'4 and 240 lbs, he's overweight

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter how you look at it, he's a fricking hambeast.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His daily diet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >4151 Calories for breakfast
      >FOR BREAKFAST
      Thats over twice the recommended amount just to start the day, what the hell?!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its an eating disorder
        Its "disordered"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2655 actually, still obscene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry little one

      I feel sorry for him. Never had a chance with all the brainwashing that was done by the parents, or more specifically, the mother
      Would kill out of mercy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had no idea who this person was. Now I know its transgender and lost weight for their reassignment surgery

      Now I want to see what it has down below!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to know. He got 4 surgery to fix his botched crotch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fricking ew

          it’s full of bowel

          FRICKING EW

          god I'm outta this thread, it's almost dinner time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          el goblina

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I would smash if he still had his feminine benis, that’s hot. But a rotting bullet wound, no thanks, gross. Why do they do it bros

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah exactly, femmy traps are hot, post-op trannies are disgusting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah exactly, femmy traps are hot, post-op trannies are disgusting.

            he genuinely would have made a really cute trap and i would pound that 21 year old boipucci (no homo)

            Instead we get this abomination

            also allegedly all of the hormones gave him micropenis (feminine??) so bad they didn't have enough tissue to work with for that horrendous surgery

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >they didn't have enough tissue to work with for that horrendous surgery

              Incredibly easy to predict but doctors did not or would not point that out to them and troony shit is constantly demanding it be done to kids earlier and earlier.
              Doctors give zero fricks about helping you besides linking the issues you have to a drug or a surgery.
              Meanwhile my government is talking about mandating third and fourth covid shots.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's true of every fatty but some extremefats definitely seem to be really neurotic and awful.
                The thing I wonder about is the chicken and egg, there.
                Like, presumably they're fricked in the head and that's why they became gastropods.
                But how much of it is a direct consequence of being that way?
                Like, if you put our brain into their body would we just immediately become fricked in the head from all the hormone shit and insulin and whatever else?

                I had to talk to a fatty about applying for disability support the other day.
                I was discussing the application process with them and I mentioned how someone could hypothetically not be accepted and what they need to do for a successful application.
                The fatty took it to mean I was accusing them of not being disabled and I had to spend 5-10 minutes talking them down from crying.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is horrendous, sad and pathetic. All at the same time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            IT EXPLODED????

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She probably just popped a stitch. Happens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf are hotcakes? Looks like pancakes to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure those are flapjacks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Madness in the eyes of the upper picture.. just one missed donut from snapping mentally.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ya think? kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actually laughed out loud, holy shit that's awful

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Child abuse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That jacket doesn't even fit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! What a sporty young lad!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ....... what the frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Almost certainly just a weird larp.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting mockery of nature and creation, his mother brainwashed him from childhood, in some ways I pity him.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're broken people. I can only guess at what the straw was but none of that matters anymore.
      We are all so incomprehensibly fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Life hack:
      >lost your feet to diabetes?
      Repurpose your shoe hangers to store snacks.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am about to eat 4 corns on the cob and a glass of chocolate milk.
    ya seethe, ISTwits?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, cuz fatties gonna fat. At least you know you’re fat, and you’re clearly not trying to glamorize. You’re just here telling us that you’re a fat worthless piece of shit. No hate needed.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stray thought. When I was in school 20 years ago, they did "Presidential Fitness Tests" once a year. I just googled it, because I figured they stopped doing it because of all the fatties. I was correct. Ended in 2013.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Fitness_Test

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The Presidential Youth Fitness Program utilizes a new form of calculations, placing students within ranges and removing the Award for achieving the highest category. Instead, students are provided with individual assessments and goals, with the structure of how to achieve the goal. In place of the Presidential Fitness Test, the Program emphasizes individual progress over exceptionalism.

      "And YOU get a trophy, and YOU get a trophy, and YOU get a trophy! There are no fatties here! Only "individual progress" because we're all different and exercise doesn't work for everyone!"

      Thank Obama.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I remember that, you had to count your situps or whatever with someone anchoring your legs down. So many people just cheated it was pointless.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Beautiful <3 🙂 <3
    Holy cow, these people are insane.
    You have to admit this boy has to have massive balls to show how he's put on 100 pounds
    >Has to wear a tarp over his body that covers the entire thing at the beach
    >Head is the same size as the fake boobs he has installed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bongo belly!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"make a kit"
      I like how she knows to describe her fatty clothes as a sort of uniquely-tailored armor. And yet describes herself as average.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She just said "kit". In parts of the UK it's perfectly normal to say stuff like "sports kit" or my "football kit". "I'm just need to buy some more kit and I'll be ready to go".
        Although it's a bit weird since she doesn't actually look particularly big, just in the legs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MOMMY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not even fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even read the text?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a man?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God she's hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > she

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every /fph/ thread you /misc/homosexuals derail into talking about trannies is shittier and has less actual fph than the one before. I would happily take a board that she/her’d these freaks over one full of you unfit little autists jerking each other off over your moronic sperg obsession with trannies, frick. Reddit tier “think of the children” bullshit. I don’t give a frick what the age or gender of these fat pieces of >human raw and chunky sewage are, all I care about is that they are hated and that they inevitable fall apart under the weight of their own gluttony. I don’t give a frick what this hamhock’s parents did to it, all I care about is that it suffers as it should.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Every /fph/ thread you /misc/homosexuals derail into talking about tra-ACK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao when she put the drumstick back in the ziplock bag and handed it off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the very first comment is someone calling her fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is like that episode of Red Dwarf on the backwards planet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I-Is that catfood in the whiskas tin can?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no is food for babushka monke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This entire video is disgusting, but my favorite part is that tactical drumstick deployment to not let ANY of the flavor of the rice touch her fat-filled mouth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Flicks the knife towards her face
      >Random slop
      >Cuts towards her hand
      Being fat really does make you stupider, doesn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where is this from? Does this woman have a youtube channel or something? I can barely recognize a single thing on her plate other than the drumstick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know where the video came from or who she is, but look at her makeup, her body language and facial expressions, and the quantity of sour cream she’s eating. I’ve never seen anyone look as Russian as this woman does.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want to know. He got 4 surgery to fix his botched crotch.

      The only problem I see with any of this is that diet

      His daily diet

      .
      You all really think there was any chance of that troony being a successful male? Of course not.
      I’d hit if she cut to healthy.
      > she
      NPC response. You’re a she to me, too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, he's on 17 different medications daily. Half of it is for depression and other mentally ill problems

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > mentally ill
          Not my problem.
          I said I’d hit, not marry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No one asked

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I’m not a woman, I don’t need to be asked before I tell people whatever I want to tell them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mengele's experiments weren't this bad.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >abduct enemies child
    >move it to the protection of the us
    >abuse it and twist it into a horror beyond >parade it around for all to see

    Jews truly are a wretched people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A single person's reprehensible behavior does not justify hatred of millions who share a religion with them.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes you think. If it weren't for make-up, fat women would really put on full display how unhealthy they are. Pasty, oily, broken-out skin from bad diet. I think they'd be more inclined to lose weight if the fashion and beauty industry would stop finding ways to make them look less monstrous.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nasty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Why so sweaty

      [...]
      ma’am this is a fitness shitposting board, please refrain from posting outside of /fat/.

      >deleted
      Someone repost it, I know you saved it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I never save femanon pics out of respect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But of course
        ibb co/XtTpMXC
        > blue board; newbies replace the space with .

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not on hormones or any drugs. I don't drink or smoke. Nobody knows about my gender and I do not use social media. I'm simply not a man or a woman. It's a very peaceful feeling to have discovered this possibility and living my life unbound by such shackles :3

          [...]
          Thank you my friend, I also wish you the best in all your endeavours <3

          Based unbounded nb femanon respecting our traditions. This is what keeps me coming back to this godawful place. You missed the timestamp tho.
          >It's a very peaceful feeling to have discovered this possibility and living my life unbound by such shackles :3
          Sounds like a very peaceful existence indeed, monastic almost. May I ask, how old are you? How did you discover this path? What made you choose it?
          I hope my questions won't offend you, if you happen to stumble upon my message.
          Cheers.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why so sweaty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just finished pushups

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many you did?
        I bet your ROM is shit with those breasts, can't even get close to the ground.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ma’am this is a fitness shitposting board, please refrain from posting outside of /fat/.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat piece of shit confused why his stomach is making noises...

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get a midget alien body gf?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Palestinian boy given hormones and made into a eunuch
    Built for BIG ZIONIST wiener.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have never watched the show but here are some things I heard happen:

      >after hearing that jazz's neovag is essentially too small to have sex his mother laughs about how he's going to have to get pin-dicked boyfriends

      >jazz tries to explain the horrible pain he's going through, to educate his audience, his mother tells him to shut up and stop talking about it otherwise other people might not get the surgery

      >jazz's doctor says if he gets fat they would have to postpone the surgery - he immediately afterwards starts blowing up in size

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        iirc Jazz had to lose 20-30 pounds to get his penis destruction surgery. He gained 100 lbs after the whole ordeal.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Every diet that I do, if I am successful with it, as soon as I stop doing the diet I just seem to get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger."
    >"I'm just a bit bewildered."
    How do fat "people" always fail to understand that if they go back to their old habits of unhealthy eating, the weight will just come back?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and he dies tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs and Wings of Redemption actually decides to turn his life around tomorrow

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