FPH - burn the corpses for heating fuel so they do something useful edition

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Digits and OP gets fucked by a retarded moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digits and THIS anon ends up caring for a 500lb black woman.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolling for op to have sex

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rolling for op to die a bitter virgin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/8et5pNG.jpg

          Rolling for OP to take nigtarded dick

          waaah fattie cope- eat a 45 you lardass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for OP to take nigtarded dick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rolling for (You) to get raped

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice gets

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If dubs then he also contracts AIDS from the rape.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          should have be sauerkraut flavored.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        trips and he gets his anus torn by a pack of feral morons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        quads and you get raped instead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotteeeem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gottem, good work anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that you got raped, I'm rolling for you to get killed by a retarded 500lbs moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs and you choke to death on a 500 pound man's cock

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >naw naw no camera no pichuuhs
    Lol get fucked

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omaga u can’t be doin dat frfr

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the left

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    digits and OP gets sat on by a lardass

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thin privilege is when..

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat acceptance
    What about the poor chairs?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I destroyed 4 chairs with my ass by now and i'm not going to stop any time soon

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between the decor the oldskool cocacola cups an the fat black bitches you just KNOW that restaurant good tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao blacks will eat anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blacks when they see dry chicken with dish soap and half a bottle of old bay on it

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just spotted some OC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Capture the whole person
      >Black woman
      I don't think they thought this through

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Start rage on twitter about it. It'll catch on like wildfire with the woke left and they'll be forced to apologize

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >capture the whole person
      >boundary pushing
      lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like heavyroom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should be easy, doubt they can outrun me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I capture 3/5 of the person and we just call it squaresies?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at red shirt. She's mortified.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm... no SSBBWs yet. Must be a low test thread.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody have any videos of fat people being burned? Fat stores a ton of energy. Does it burn like a grease fire where if you try to put it out with water it explodes? Or would the grease drip off of them as they cooked then ignite as it makes puddles? Or is there so much water in the fat that it doesn't burn at all and would have to be rendered or something to create something useful? Surely there's a video of this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No videos but iirc cremating fat people fucks up the oven because of the amount of soot and grease their bodies generate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like when they killed the warlord Dong Zhuo, put a big candle into his bellybutton and he burned for, like, a week because he was so fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly no, those type of videos only happen in third world shitholes where the population doesn't have America level of resources to bulk up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the equivalent of a fedora for females?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm aware of two different guys who like wearing top hats, don't shower and are overweight. So I'm not sure it's a gender thing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know two guys like that myself. It’s remarkable how similar (and repulsive) they are, must be very similar strains of autism. Also funny that they find the idea of taking basic care of themselves so off putting that they’d rather act like "le quirky" r/atheist retards to try and fool people into thinking they at least have an interesting personality to offset the obesity and poor hygiene, when in reality they’re physically, mentally, and emotionally repulsive. All three things that can go wrong in a >person.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tbf, one of the dudes is this really autistic fat pot-smoker who works retail and probably spends most of his free time alone since he mumbles to himself a lot. I remember seeing him in a local bar smoking grass outside and then walking back in and talking to himself and occasionally asking weird questions to the clientele and the staff.
              The other dude's receding and in denial, but he's a lot more socially capable compared to the other guy. It's balanced out by how he, for some reason, likes trying to dress up as an "anime character". I was hanging out with him once and he was wearing this old sweater covered in cat hair, these two weird fake-fur wrist warmers, a scarf he kept trying to wrap around his face indoors and that stupid hat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats not a female

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like she's filled with pancake batter and ball bearings

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or a condom filled with custard and scaffolding clips.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the fuck is that stomach possible? Did she gorge herself on tennis balls just before taking that picture?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >veet voojagig
        what

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literal trashbag mode

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How distorted has your selfperception have to be?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The west is dead

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        me in the back

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just a generic hate thread, nothing sinister
    >but don't you think that society is going downhill and that we need to surrender power to a single person in order to clean up the degenerates and genetically impure and HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU WOKE SNOWFLAKE COME BACK I'M GROO- uh REDPILLING YOU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds; now.

    • 2 months ago
      Chud Anon

      Schizo pills give you weight gain?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is a shitpost, but taking anti-psychotics isn’t an excuse for being a fat fuck.
        t. gained 50Ibs in 2-3 months from risperidone and cut 30 off in one month by dieting and lifting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. I got put on one late last year and gained like 12kg in 3 months, which made me realise that my diet was utter garbage and doing zero exercise wasn’t helping matters. Now after 10 months of eating properly and exercising, I’m down 29.8kg and feel better than I ever have, and my dosage on these drugs has been increased since then. All it means is that you need to put in a little bit more work than you would have had to if you were t on those drugs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I gained 5 kilograms on seroquel but then it kind of stopped almost by itself and I've kept it under control since

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've had these threads for a decade now but a fascist liftator sounds amazing. I assume service in the army of said dictator would earn mommy gf?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you make her a mommy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you make it, you won't need a mommy gf.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to be completely blind to think that society is not rapidly going downhill right now. Also, a fascist dictator that puts fatties into camps would be amazing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've come to feel that if a theoretical perfect dictator who would never abuse power and could in fact make unpopular policies that had long term benefits without having to worry about re-election wouldn't be a bad thing. I absolutely don't know anyone who would fit that bill least of all me, but theoretically it's not a faulty system.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is, as always, human nature. No one is infallible, so no matter how seemingly perfect a candidate may seem they WILL fuck up eventually. It’s the same with a theoretical perfect democracy; everyone’s votes count but many people are fucking stupid and shouldn’t be allowed to make their own choices. There’s unfortunately no such thing as a perfect system, so really you can only back the horse you think has better odds given the current circumstances.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I disagree. In my opinion dictators and supposedly all-powerful states like that create a kind of infantalization towards the populace, because they start to see it as the dictator/state being so much smarter and more powerful than them, that they should leave anything really inportant to him. The result is that the dictator's power results from the people perceiving him as being powerful, and has to keep up appearances. At that point he's not in because he's "good", he's in because the people just want someone to take care of all their problems for them.

            Interesting points, thank you for giving me stuff to think about.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I disagree. In my opinion dictators and supposedly all-powerful states like that create a kind of infantalization towards the populace, because they start to see it as the dictator/state being so much smarter and more powerful than them, that they should leave anything really inportant to him. The result is that the dictator's power results from the people perceiving him as being powerful, and has to keep up appearances. At that point he's not in because he's "good", he's in because the people just want someone to take care of all their problems for them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't sustainable though. Once the dictators dies the never pass on power smoothly to good people

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use fatties as fuel for the garden gnome burning ovens.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, she just sat there and cried. instead of standing up as soon as she can and save what dignity she has left.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do not respond to discord bait you reatards

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I missed this orange man. also, here's a classic one, my favorite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me too. The inflation rate is over double the average inflation rate. Since 2020 effectively 10% of your savings disappeared and we all took a 10% pay cut.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this happened in austria
        >a country with an obesity rate of maybe 14%
        jeez

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were unprepared

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proud moments in black history.
    There's nothing finer than being surrounded by fat-shits, obese nigtards, hefty diabeetees whales of any sex or race, ..
    ... while you are losing weight and lifting weights to get stronger.
    Every time I see some fat fuck huffing and puffing trying to walk from the feeding trough to the toilet then back to the feeding table, I immediately feel better about not eating as much and being able to walk for miles or being able to bend over and tie my own shoes.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incoherent moron rambling

      No thanks, Jeff.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the poo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can handle gore. I can handle shit and puke. but zooming in on the mouth of this woman makes me gag every time

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do beaches in America really look like that jesus fucking christ that's grime

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's probably on the east coast during some shitty season

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually looks like most UK beaches

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the beach. Some beaches like coronado beach are among the best in the world.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks they were brave enough to do this at an actual beach

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like southern/western England or something

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do see Wales

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ehehehe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's Barry island beach. It's a shitty little beach in south Wales (Britain) that I've been to many times

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was about to say it looks like barrybados

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh yes the classic "I'm mentally ill so I assume everything this American with no proof." At this point you'd think people like you would realize it's rent free in your head, but you know, mentally ill and all that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checking these quads of truth

          https://i.imgur.com/iz3VpMv.jpg

          Um im thinking based

          Heh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          once i was trying to convince troll anon he's wrong and he said something i recall every time i see posts like these
          >this one screencap is all i need to make up my mind. anything anyone says against it comes from agitation and only reinforces it. cope seethe dial8 chud im right youre wrong kys
          and it sums up perfectly

          https://i.imgur.com/VBxScFp.jpg

          do beaches in America really look like that jesus fucking christ that's grime

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >25
            >looks like this
            >expects to live to 50
            lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My knees hurt just by looking at that picture.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they dont most fatties arent bold enough to show up at the beach unless its some shitty midwestern lake beach, and if they do show up they usually keep their shirt on or wear a one piece swimsuit if theyre a woman or both because theyre insecure

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course there is an obsessed euro in the fph thread.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I looked like that I would stay the fuck away from the ocean
      Never know when a giant squid is going to attack you thinking you're a blue whale

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These are kangaroo-pouched diapers tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost half of them didn’t get in the water.

      Living life to the fullest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the one fat fuck with a cane
      thar be whales here!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's a second one in the back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god. The one with the cane STILL needs to lock arms with another one to walk

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have to lock arms with a friend when we walk together, but it's because she has an autoimmune problem with her pituitary gland.
        I also have a crush on a cool girl I met recently who's a type-1 beetus (a.k.a. diabetes from birth with no permanent cure).
        Being obese causes these problems too, balance issues from having fat in your brain, and type-2 beetus (which is reversible) from constant pancreas abuse.
        Meeting these two people made me realize that it's disrespectful to not take as much care of your own health as possible. But fats wouldn't know that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a teenage zoomzoom /b/tard, I once went to gulf shores, FL and honestly? I felt like shit despite only being fat to the point where I had multiple chins and love handles. Especially when I got stung by jellies and I had to take one of those outdoor showers in front of like two smoking bombshells of women.
      But these whales... How do they do it?

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/evidence-based-parenting/202211/what-do-about-your-pandemic-weight-gain-0%3famp
    >starts talking about le evil diet industry
    >immediately mentions how poor little Kentucky Fried Chicken had to rebrand to KFC because of it
    What. The. Fuck. I've always known that psychology is a joke, but this is too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexy schnozz on her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supposedly has a degree on the "science of body movement"
        >tries to do HIIT as a landwhale and hurts herself
        >REEEs at the idea that not putting a humongous amount of weight on her knee might help
        I've never heard of this kinesiology thing, but they must hand out degrees for it like candy if these are the results

        really activates my almonds

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fatties are so dumb that they don't realize doing high intensity training or CrossFit while being overweight is terrible for their joints.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. Massively obese should just go walking or cycling for light exercise while they allow lifting and diet to make up the bulk of their weight los/training regimen. I love how they prove how stupid they actually arre while trying to be smart. Im not even fat and I dont do HIIT because of concerns about joint integrity (Im an old fag and very tall, which means ive got to wacth my joionts)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fatty trying to lose it here. Closest I get to HIIT is mountain biking. Low impact on the joints and the natural undulations of the landscape will force you to change your rhythm.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                Sexy schnozz on her


                Try swimming, very low impact.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Former fatty here. Went from 244 5'8 manlet to 175 5'8 manlet. I dont know how true it is that High intensity training is hard on your joints (although it makes sense) what i can say is combining exercise and diet from the get go will just end in failure or for me it did. I spent YEARS ~~*trying*~~ to lose weight. I would exercise multiple times a week and eat clean (Of course i wasn't weighing or keeping track of macros) and i would just end up gassing out and giving up. summer of 2021 i decided to just try dieting. I obsessed over macros and weighed everything i ate. I set a goal weight of 215 before i start lifting, took about 9 months and then i started lifting.

            Its now been 8 months since i started lifting and i have been fantastic. My diet is still on point, i still count every fucking macro and i genuinely look forward to lifting (Except split squats i fucking hate those)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              So wtf is the thought process with that thing?
              >I'll fuck my dad, he's totally gonna be into dudes
              >I'll show my disgusting self to his wife, that should break them up
              Side note: single mom raises chud. Shocker

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if the creator of the clip realizes that this isn't something that is inherently only possible because they're a chud, which is what it seems to imply, really after over a decade apart any biological female could probably do the same thing as the father wouldn't recognize them either. Only in this instance is that the creator of the clip showing that they know they're fucked in the head so much that they're willing to fuck their biological father for revenge.

                It's just a very strange thought process and actually just shows how little they value themselves.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure something similar happens in the book 'Invisible Monsters', but it's a brother and sister.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              When you have that much excess bodyfat, standing and walking is hard on your joints. That's why so many fatties have knee, hip and back problems early in their life.

              You fell into the trap most people do when approaching dieting and exercise. Go too hard for a short period of time and burn out because that's not a sustainable way to live and go back to the lazy comfy life.

              Sounds like you finally got a clue and learned how to do it properly and have patience and discipline. Good work anon.

              Also there's no need to do split squats if you hate them so much. Lunges are a decent substitute.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im so furiously horny i would let xim slop the top right off me

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Single mothers are single handedly destroying this country

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes, if only they would stop impregnating themselves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > reddit
          First of all she's probably lying about any credentials she has, but even if she isn't, remember that D is for Degree. A friend of mine is studying kinesiology and takes it seriously and we've both made massive gains since he started applying what he's been learning.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you might be onto something, I checked some of the other posts and she mentions being a "mental performance consultant", which doesn't sound like something related to kinesiology

            > anti diet subreddit
            Never forget that reddit is for people who take the "you may call me a loser in real life but in the online world you're the loser" meme seriously.
            To play devil's advocate though, the diet industry (specifically the "lose 10 pounds in X days with this trick" sort of diets) are symbiotic with the "food" industry that creates obese people in the first place; make people fat and then tell them you totally can cure it fast.
            Of course addicts throw the baby out with the bathwater and take the fact that quitting an addiction cold turkey with the promise that you're allowed to start using again after 40 days isn't an effective way to beat an addiction to mean that it's okay to continue letting your addiction kill you.

            yeah there's a lot of truths in what they say, but reality is too nuanced for their fat brains so they extremize certain details and ignore other ones. It's probably why that mentality spreads so well. I've been reading the Second Apocalypse fantasy series and there's a manipulative character that lies and enslaves people with truths, it's pretty cool.
            Anyway on the antidiet subreddit there's some post that seem to be of genuine recovering anorexics, it makes me mad how their struggle is put on par with fatties being triggered by disbeyland rides

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              These people are always massive fucking liars lol and they're too lazy to keep their stories straight, so you can find the inconsistencies if you just read back a little.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The healthy ones are trapped in a bad culture.
          Sure.
          Lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >workplace can be a mindfuck
          Yeah, im sure thats what her coworkers think about her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was painful to read
      thank you anon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        np, have another one
        https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong/

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The other one was terrible but this one J couldn't even finish. From what I've seen it's the same talking points those fat acceptance people have been parroting but now with thousands of words. If the writer of this article would put as much effort into losing weight she'd be fine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          (checked)
          I didn't even finish reading this one and I'm already raging hard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couldn't finish.
          The sheer amount of misinformation ..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently im the only person who lost weight during the pandemic cause i started work in arboriculture. Tree climbing is tough work.

      All those far fucks could just fo push ups while working from home. Instead they just ate more

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost about 30kg during the pandemic
        Not from being active, the opposite actually
        I slept so much that I was skipping meals and barely eating just enough that I didn't have stomach pains

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 month into the lockdowns, I got tired of ordering out all of the time and really got burned out of sitting in the house all day.ni noticed my work shirts started fitting too snug and when I weighed myself, I was 20lbs heavier than I thought I was. So I started running every day after my shift. Then I started cutting out garbage food. Started cooking my own meals and eating more protein. After 3 months I lost 27lbs. I developed life changing diet and exercise habits because of the pandemic. Everyone who gained weight gave up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're just lazy.
          The upside of the lockdowns is it exposed so many liars and bullshitters. For months on end they were cut off from social events, shopping, restaurants, bars, even working. Did they take all that newly acquired free time and put it to good use?
          >gain weight due to overeating and no exercise
          >spend all day on Netflix and vidya
          >create nothing
          >consume everything
          It was a golden opportunity for self-improvement. Finally lots of free time and no pressure to fill it. But the end result was not an outpouring of pent up creativity or dedication to fitness or making positive changes. Just mindless eating and binging and muh Corona 19(lbs). More proof that the vast majority are hylics.
          The next time some fat slovenly fuck is talking about what he wants to do or could do or should do ask qhat he did during the 'pandemic'.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you remember the campaigns encouraging people to order takeout more often because "muh poor restaurant workers :("? Lmao what a fucking joke this country is

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone just bitched at each other on the internet it's hilarious

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The next time some fat slovenly fuck is talking about what he wants to do or could do or should do ask qhat he did during the 'pandemic'.
            This so much. I gained 15lbs of lean mass and taught myself first year college nutrition + dietietics. Next, kinesiology.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the to be the leanest I ever was during the lockdown since I had time for a long run every morning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost weight during the pandemic because I ate way less and basically never left my room. I'm still fucked up mentally from it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost 30lbs during the pandemic... because I got covid and had trouble making it as far as the kitchen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i lost about 30 pounds, mostly muscle, because the gyms were all closed. i was still working, but we were overworked and understaffed. the only thing i could do to keep me from killing myself was run or ride.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was zero reason not to lose weight during the pandemic, I lost over 20 kg because I got to work from home and was able to work out and cook properly instead of sitting idly in front of my PC.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I gained about 50 lbs entirely from alcohol abuse.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        all my co workers got fat meanwjile I transformed myself

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also gain weight and look like a pig bcos of coshit. But i lose it all and become fit right now in just 5-6 month time frame.
          What i want to share is: OMAD, doing low intensity cardio for 1 hour ALMOST EVERYDAY- mine is walking so you dont fuckup your joint, while sliming down enought i do bodyweight calisthenic to gain/prevent muscle loss till now.
          Thanks me later bro and be like me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fat to skinnyfat

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is me right now. Say what you will bro. Cope and sneed

              >that fat and very little skin damage
              >that much weight loss in such a short amount of time
              How?

              Dont you read my post? Read it again.
              When you're fasting authopagy is activated so my skin is eating itself, i do OMAD / 24 hour fasting

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've made good progress but you seem like you have an ego over being skinnyfat.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wash that fucking mirror andy sixx lookin mofer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where your face hair at moron? U know u straight lookin like a beyotch from the neck up.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/ToYmVR7.jpg

              I also gain weight and look like a pig bcos of coshit. But i lose it all and become fit right now in just 5-6 month time frame.
              What i want to share is: OMAD, doing low intensity cardio for 1 hour ALMOST EVERYDAY- mine is walking so you dont fuckup your joint, while sliming down enought i do bodyweight calisthenic to gain/prevent muscle loss till now.
              Thanks me later bro and be like me

              He's definitely not just skinny fat, he's in decent shape

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/nDu7rWC.jpg

              This is me right now. Say what you will bro. Cope and sneed

              [...]
              Dont you read my post? Read it again.
              When you're fasting authopagy is activated so my skin is eating itself, i do OMAD / 24 hour fasting

              def not skinny fat but your chest is garbage
              great progress regardless

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that fat and very little skin damage
            >that much weight loss in such a short amount of time
            How?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/nDu7rWC.jpg

            This is me right now. Say what you will bro. Cope and sneed

            [...]
            Dont you read my post? Read it again.
            When you're fasting authopagy is activated so my skin is eating itself, i do OMAD / 24 hour fasting

            Your skin is white and pale like a vampire, either say moron and be racist or dont use the n word at all, pick one

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              dont tell him what to do, bro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            very good progress tbh, keep going, I am proud of you!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eating disorder pouch in 2019
          It was predictable.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She went from ugly bitch to slampig quick

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gained 105kg since the pandemic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gained weight during the pandemic.
        Pure muscle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is a $72 billion industry that profits off your insecurities.
      She means the diet industry, but
      >The US fast food industry market size (by revenue) is $296.6 billion as of 2021.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's a detail that they conveniently gloss over every single time

        Apparently im the only person who lost weight during the pandemic cause i started work in arboriculture. Tree climbing is tough work.

        All those far fucks could just fo push ups while working from home. Instead they just ate more

        arboriculture is cool, I know a couple of guys that do it and they are strong as fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat is not a bad word or moral failing.

      We need to start burning witches again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coronavirus Disease 2019
      >pandemic weight gain articles in almost 2023

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A damn hero.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      never gets old.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the guy who nods after every bite he takes.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/18/magazine/anorexia-obesity-eating-disorder.html#commentsContainer
    One thing that I'm noticing is how damn long these cope articles are, jfc. It's like they think that if they keep repeating their lies eventually people will miss their lapses in logic and start believing them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One thing that I'm noticing is how damn long these cope articles are, jfc. It's like they think that if they keep repeating their lies eventually people will miss their lapses in logic and start believing them
      That's because it fucking works.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sadly true. I'm getting these from the anti diet subreddit and they seem to talk very often about avoiding reading that, listening to this, going there. Here on /fph/ we look deep into the mind of fatties and laugh at them because our convictions are strong and true, while butter golems have to constantly brainwash themselves and try as hard as they can not to face reality just to be able to half-heartedly believe in the bullshit they spew. It's pathetic but also worrisome

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > anti diet subreddit
          Never forget that reddit is for people who take the "you may call me a loser in real life but in the online world you're the loser" meme seriously.
          To play devil's advocate though, the diet industry (specifically the "lose 10 pounds in X days with this trick" sort of diets) are symbiotic with the "food" industry that creates obese people in the first place; make people fat and then tell them you totally can cure it fast.
          Of course addicts throw the baby out with the bathwater and take the fact that quitting an addiction cold turkey with the promise that you're allowed to start using again after 40 days isn't an effective way to beat an addiction to mean that it's okay to continue letting your addiction kill you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same experts who tell boys they can become teenage girls have told me I'm totally anorexic. Why do you believe your lying eyes and not the experts?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the clip of that 14yo dying because it wasn't "safe" for his fat ass to be on the ride?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ask, and ye shall receive.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hey hey hey it's splaaaat albert

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guy doesn’t even look concerned, just pissed off like “I told that fatass he was too fat”

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be fatty
        >Go to Hogwarts
        >Wear sorting hat to see which House is the right one
        >Hat says "House Harkonnen"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Be fatty.
          > Go to Hogwarts.
          > Sorting hat, yes, I see that you are a very fat kid, you will be filled with lots of grease and filthy food by the time you grow up....
          > Alright, so be it! HUFFLEPUFF! Only because you huffed and puffed your way to sit on that damn chair, look, its creaking for mercy GET OFF IT FATSO!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Painfully unfunny and gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not for safety
        >they just keep the general public safe from our fatness
        So.. for safety?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell do you manage to spend 19 years with a restrictive ED and STILL not lose weight?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        by being a liar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ED are chronics, some time you recover from it for a while, sometimes, you relapse, but you basicaly never get rid off
        >lose 10 pounds
        >return to your old shitty diet habit
        > gain your 10 pounds back plus 5 extra
        >lose 10 pound again ( but it's only 5 pounds off from your initial weight loss)
        >returns to your old ways
        >gain back 10 pounds +5

        rinse and repeat, and that's how you gain weight being half of your life on a diet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not an ED lmao.
          That's just not eating for a while and then binging.
          It's like an alcoholic being sober for 3 days and then drinking constantly the nest 4 days.
          You can't be an anorexic for few weeks and then overeat the next other weeks.
          God, I hate fat people.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's fatty mentality. I read a plebbit post from a guy who supposedly got to a normal weight and maintained it for a couple of years while also running half marathons, but all the time he kept thinking about food and about how hungry he was so he was giving up and resigning to a life of fatness. Could be lies, but it could also be mental illness + unbalanced diet (like a retarded vegan or whatever else)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i consider that all the fatties have an eating disorder, they just can help themselves form overeating, it's like an addiction for them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's just not eating for a while and then binging.
            Thats Disordered eating.
            Aka an eating disorder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Atypical Anorexia"
      The fact that they try so hard to redefine anorexia to fit within their entirely opposite physical condition is just prove that all these HAES fucks just want to be thin like everyone else; why else would you try so hard to label yourself something you're not if you don't find it desirable in some way. Not that I don't blame then, anorexia is shit and all, but I can't think of any way in which it isn't shittier than morbid obesity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The fact that they try so hard to redefine anorexia to fit within their entirely opposite physical condition is just prove that all these HAES fucks just want to be thin like everyone else;
        That's a given. But I think they want us to think: wow! If you can have literal anorexia and still be fat that means it's true that obese people don't eat to much. Then they want us to ignore the horn of Africa and death camp pictures and believe that starving people can still be fat so it's just a body type.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's time to redefine concentration camps

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > redefine anorexia
        This makes me rage the hardest honestly. It's one thing if you're obese and need to cope with being a slave to your addiction, but anorexia is a real disorder that has devastating consequences, and trivializing it is a fucking hate crime.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is true then CICO BTFO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        "anorexia" for this person probably means 3000 calories a day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been both overweight (kid) and anorexic (teen) and... no, part of the diagnosis for anorexia was that I had to be underweight before they were willing to call it that, they first called it Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, or EDNOS. I was compulsively weighing food and following something like pic related as a guideline. It took a few months to get down to a healthy size. I kept going and was eventually a glorious 87lbs before I was officially diagnosed as anorexic.

      If you're anorexic, you lose weight. You keep losing weight. You love your bones, you hate fat, you love to starve, it hurts and you love to hurt. Anorexia means you'd rather die than ever be anything like what she is. This shit is disgusting and my therapist would say I'm "triggered" but they ruined that fucking word too, so I'm just fucking disgusted.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        are those numbers calories or what?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, they're calories. This one is a bit higher than the one I followed in some spots but I did several consecutive runs of this. I also cut out all refined foods, only ate fruit once a week for a treat.

          Hiw do anorexics manage their day to day shit?
          When I eat 0-500 calories in the span of a day to fast or cut it's very rare and I get all loopy, can barely read or drive for shit.

          that's easy, literally nothing in your life is more important than food (avoiding it) and your weight. You do everything with the motivation you get from hunger pangs. It's a reward if you feel loopy or your stomach growls. You get by on feeling empty. If it's hard to concentrate, you do situps until your heart rate is up enough that you can focus. Eventually it's just how you live your life so none of it registers. You do what you have to do to survive in the world so that you can keep starving yourself and everything you accomplish is because you're skinny and everything at which you fail is because you're fat. If you get a bad grade, you eat too much. If you got a good grade, you bake cupcakes for your classmates and watch them enjoy it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            jeesus christ. got any pics of you at 87lbs?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you get a bad grade, you eat too much. If you got a good grade, you bake cupcakes for your classmates and watch them enjoy it.
            Geez, i rarely read something that sums up it so accuralty anorexia
            t.wanna bake cakes but won't eat them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hiw do anorexics manage their day to day shit?
        When I eat 0-500 calories in the span of a day to fast or cut it's very rare and I get all loopy, can barely read or drive for shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, they're calories. This one is a bit higher than the one I followed in some spots but I did several consecutive runs of this. I also cut out all refined foods, only ate fruit once a week for a treat.

        [...]
        that's easy, literally nothing in your life is more important than food (avoiding it) and your weight. You do everything with the motivation you get from hunger pangs. It's a reward if you feel loopy or your stomach growls. You get by on feeling empty. If it's hard to concentrate, you do situps until your heart rate is up enough that you can focus. Eventually it's just how you live your life so none of it registers. You do what you have to do to survive in the world so that you can keep starving yourself and everything you accomplish is because you're skinny and everything at which you fail is because you're fat. If you get a bad grade, you eat too much. If you got a good grade, you bake cupcakes for your classmates and watch them enjoy it.

        Thanks for posting this, ive never understood the mindset of an anorexic so this was really enlightening to read. It sounds horrifying.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's... oddly beautiful. It's painful and punishing, so accomplishing it is rewarding for the sake of the struggle. You get so small and frail, it feels feminine and beautiful. You struggle but you overcome. You are not swayed by society, because you are driven by this one thing, and you sacrifice for it, but in return you gain an occasional and fleeting sense of accomplishment.

          The true horror is that it's selfish. You lose sight of those around you because they want you to live, while you are willing to die for this. You chase the high of that feeling of accomplishing your goal, and you set another, you want to be smaller, you still see fat even when it's not there.

          I'm fit now, a healthy size for my height... and I hate it. I feel fat. I'm not thin at all. I'm strong and people think I'm thin but I'm covered in fat and I still want to starve, but I am not in the grip. I miss it, but I'm afraid if I start again I will want to lose myself. It's hard to be this way.

          jeesus christ. got any pics of you at 87lbs?

          No. I had to destroy those. I have one of me in the 90's but I'm an oldfag and have never, will never post pics of myself on IST.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, enjoy the few years you have together.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >least unnatractive redditors

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really begin to appreciate tge progress weve made in material science and industrial chemistry when i see the hurtin that button us taking on her blazer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe a see through dress isn’t the best choice when you have a huge fuckin’ gunt and thin spindly legs? Actually, maybe it’s continued survival that isn’t the best choice when you have a huge fuckin’ gunt and thin spindly legs…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the most stereotypical lesbians ever

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good read

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a medical condition that prevents me from eating anything but candy and fast food

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "I stay asleep" still gets me every time I see this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I stay asleep
      every time

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lards dressed like a pack on neon markers feigning high classism, kek.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wheelchair bound with a fucking dart what a legend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How easy is it to disconnect the batteries of the lardcart? Any cripplewagon technicians in here?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to remove the seat. So if the fattie is sitting on it, that's going to require some heavy machinery.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nvm then. I want a way to quickly and discreetly disable the lardass landtank, forcing the blob to walk so lifting them up is a no go. I guess putting a stick through the wheels could work too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hit em with an emp grenade

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get a bunch of nails
            >weld three nails together so they’re all perpendicular from eachother
            >repeat as needed
            >insult fatty on fattycart
            >the chase begins
            >deploy nail caltrops in beetusmobile’s path
            >pop all of the tires
            >laugh at fatty who now has to waddle after you
            >the fatty hasn’t walked in a fortnight
            >it’s very apparent as the fatty melts into a ball of sweat after a 20 foot waddle
            >heavy breathing can be heard for miles
            >take video/pictures of barely ambulatory fatty to share with other /fph/aggots
            The last step is the most important one. And if you can’t weld then two part epoxy will probably be enough.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those don't have tires retard; they're wheels that don't pop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know, if it was a grandma in her 60s-70s looking like this, I can let go some level of disgust. They should be caring about their weight, but honestly, that's a long life to have lived. But this chick is probably only 20s-30s looking this awful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And remember, most of the old people who are fat and can barely move are sad, depressed, and just waiting to die. The only thing that makes them happy is that they're old, so it won't be long until it ends.
        This chick is in her 20s-30s. She has at least 2 decades of sitting in that chair and being an obese, arthritic dumbass before she can even think about dying. If the medical tech evolves, it might even push those 2 decades to half a century.
        Imagine spending your entire life as an old person. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ALWAYS WATCHING, WAZOWSKI.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate that they refer themselves as an "it".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see flies buzzing around it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyday I wake up and thank whoever, Luck, God, The Universe, for no making an american.
      These images remind me why I dothis.
      Thanks for reminding me.
      Bless your gains.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People hate amberlynn Reid and there are multiple YouTube channels that make livings off of reacting her to videos and shitting on her tbf.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally a fat gay retard
        >demonstrably a terrible person
        I hate her.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          does anyone have the original unedited pic of this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was a rotisserie chicken on a counter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does the poop just sit in the cheeks?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It probably gets scooped out by your tax dollars

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't pelvismaxxing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i cant make out anything other than leg and lard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve got a few of these
          >excuse me ma’am is you’ve got some shit on you’re neck
          >so fat she has begun mitosis
          >plumber’s neck
          >she got stuck in bed and ate her arms after several minutes without eating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck she keeps getting bigger.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A2 front sight
      >'retro' furniture
      >carry handle mounted to pic rail instead of A2 upper
      Death's too good for him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>'retro' furniture
        worse, it is based on Fallout New Vegas.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is that worse

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fit people enjoying video games
            acceptable
            >fat people enjoying video games
            cringe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get a real hobby, gay nerd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        can you explain this in IST terms

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's being a pedantic sperg and seething over an anachronistic custom AR. Just ignore him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they can’t
      Femboy is only for those are willing to commit to the aesthetic

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do fatties always crap pants?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bowel movements happens as frequently as they eat

      since they are always eating they can't be further than 500feet from the nearest toilet since they are always crapping

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this. The garden gnome journalists are gaslighting everyone with this. I don’t think people are going to generally starve after the collapse either. I think a great leader will rise from it too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The leader comes before a collapse preventing it from completely happening

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that look on her face
        >didn't even have to act

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        god i love negan

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of the news every couple of weeks:
        How the money isn't enough after all the energy inflation and they have to starve themselves and their children when no help arrives soon.
        (Spoiler: They're fat fucks.)

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the webm of that one fat 19yo "man" (that looks 45) flailing around like a retard when the cosmetic shop for fortnite got updated?

    I need it for reasons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the snake juice manlet?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just found one in the wild
    How is that thing 22?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat folds on face resembling wrinkles and greasy hair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >22

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no fucking way, before reading I thought it was the mother of a 22yo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say its cap rn on god frfr

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is that thing 22?
      More like 22 stone lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way she is 22, she looks like she is at least 50

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bears staggering resemblance to the 50+ yo lunch lady we had in middle school.
      there should be a law punishing fatties for looking 30 years older

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly did she put in her cup?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's better that we don't know.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like butter and popcorn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has to be lying about her age and maybe that cake is for her daughter/niece. No way she's not AT LEAST in her mid 40s. What the fuck.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could anyone post the Nikocado blender video, I'm trying to gross out my friend

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Fall behind in diet
    >Start packing kilos again
    >Get sick
    >Also get struck with despair
    >All food tastes bad now
    >Too depressed to want to sate hunger
    >Lose weight again
    >Weight loss is back on track
    Gee God, thanks I guess...

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember doing this to goombas in Mario 64

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ground pound

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't this actually break her jaw or some shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that she doesn't flinch is impressive

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That post is older than some people posting here

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long but worth it. A series of posts a teenager made on Redditor about his parents making him go to fat camp.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now he's lost the weight and is lifting.
      WAGMI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope covid got that tubby moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's really sad.
      I'm fat and 35 but I've never been as heavy as that single parent kid at age 14.
      No way it's the child's fault, now he's scared he's dying at fucking 15, outrageous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Single mother fucked over the kid allowing him to get up to 300 lbs at 14 without intervening , step-dad comes in with money to support the family and also helps the son (not his) lose weight. stepdad is a saint

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My aunt broke a chair once. I chuckled to myself but felt bad because she was always nice to me. I wish she weren't fat. She lost weight after that but about a year later seemed to have gained it all back.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She lost weight after that but about a year later seemed to have gained it all back.
      One of my greatest fears.
      It's been about two years since I lost the biggest chunk of weight, 90 lbs, and I haven't done any backsliding, but I know the statistics aren't in my favor.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just keep repeating this mantra:
        Diets don't fail, >people do.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually diets DO fail, people dont

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um im thinking based

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    >fat """"""people""""""

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drink a bottle of cheap wine.
    >finish purple in the face, wet belly dripping on the table, ass moist in my Athena underwear.
    >dropping monumental farts, a hot liquid running down my legs.
    >smell of chicken fat, sweaty balls, fecal matter and alcohol embalming the room
    >wake up breathless in the middle of sleep apnea, letting out one final wind, literally shitting all over my briefs, spilling it all over the chair.
    >say to myself that I will wash it later.
    >go to the fridge to finish the leftovers macaronis under the cold light of the bulb of the kitchen.
    >drink one liter of red wine between two tablespoons of pasta.
    >macaronis full of grease turned into an odious pasta cake with the cold.
    >wine left in the heat turned into vinegar.
    >still gulp it down.
    >gobble 4 slices of ham on large pieces of expired brioche buns.
    >make a long and oily fart and close the fridge.
    >I have eaten again without being hungry.
    >return in the armchair full of cockroaches, turn on the TV, begin to masturbate at 8 seconds long late night commercials.
    >can't find the strength to finish myself.
    >spend the end of the evening smelling the space between my thumb and index while watching life coaching videos.
    >tell myself that tomorrow I'll make the effort to start a new life, sports, eating better.
    >get up with my ass still full of dried shit and go to the freezer to get a budget ice cream - the last one before my new life.
    >finish it up in one go.
    >hear my wife calling me in her god forsaken monkey language from the bed.
    >pretend not to hear, instead devour up 6 slices of rancid bread roughly spread with andalusian sauce and margarine.
    >scream to her that I'll make her clean my ass later with that tongue.
    >she doesn't answer, probably doesn't understand.
    >she will soon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she doesn't answer, probably doesn't understand.
      >she will soon.
      kek

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you americans have failed as a society when people getting that fat is so common. Also why in the world do most of them think they are beautiful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should visit 4chan for that question for a long answer, here's a hint for short answer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More than half of Americans are at least overweight.
      Once majority of people are ugly it doesn't take long to brainwash themselves ugly which is dominant is the new beauty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you americans have failed as a society when people getting that fat is so common
      Not "as a society" anon, what you really meanis "as a culture".
      It's American Culture that allows for ultra-obese people, not "muh society".
      I know, semantics, but this time it's rather important.

      >Also why in the world do most of them think they are beautiful?
      American Exceptionalism.
      Americans are taught they are exceptionnal no matter what.
      No mater if they are fat, ugly and retarded, they should STILL be proud of themselves "for being themselves".

      It's the "JUST B URSELF" mentality and/or culture.
      Some people call the "Participation Medal" culture, because americans give "participation medals" to losers who fail but can't handle being told they are losers.

      So basically in the USA,there are2 types of people :
      - Winners
      - Losers that aretold they are winners because they can't stomach (haha) being toldthey are losers because "it hurts their feelings".

      In the USA you're not allowed to hurt people's feelings. It's culturally unnacceptable.
      That's why you have so many fatties.
      But that's only one part of the equation.
      The other big part of that equation is Culirany Culture.
      The USA is young country and doesn't have "traditionnal regional food" outside of fast food.

      Can anyone name a "Traditionnal American Dish" that isn't Fast food?
      I rest my case.

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