/fph Check Your Fatphobia Edition

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The line between satire and reality is razer thin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the moment it said "cancel your gym and go eat lot of fast fodo" i knew it was satire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the post irony clown world. We hope you enjoy your stay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If DFW didn't Epstein himself would the new sincerity have caught on instead of this post post post post modern bullshit?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not. Too many people under the umbrella were using "new sincerity" as an affectation, which obviously defeats any prospects it might have had

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We literally live in hell

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A better diet will probably fix that hormone problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A better diet will probably fix that hormone problem.

      I've been able to sustain the same weight for like 15 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hormones are able to generate matter and energy (fat) out of nothing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fat women are now a renewable power source. Time to invest in lard factories boys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone give me a peer reviewed journal article about these whamen's hormones generating energy from thin air? How do they do it? Filtering Na particles out of the air through their vaginas?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Can someone give me a peer reviewed journal article about these whamen's hormones generating energy from thin air?
        I wonder about it too because this phenomenon only seem to occur in the west. I mean the horn of Africa has a food crisis as we speak so it would be nice if the woman could somehow get some energy out of thin air and end up like pic related.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          black people fucking hate the water
          They'd make more sense at centaurs or harpies (but I guess the fat ones wouldn't fly)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >account name
          Do Africans even have enough food to get this fat?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even where they do they hate fat people just as much as us, if not more. They're also extremely open about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's black Amerifats larping as Africans.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna need two harpoons.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The irony is that if she started eating fish she would lose all that weight. Well, as long as it’s not fried cat fish.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thunder the sea

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Welfariel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              kek. she should have been Girthula

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The little MermAIDS?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Too bouyant to be a fish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We should use fat cunts to generate infinite clean energy. Why is nobody investing in this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I taught my mother how to count calories and she lost 13kg and managed to keep it all off for the last 3 years (she doesn't even need to count calories anymore), and she's a 58yo with hypothyroidism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cutaneous fat
      >men's fat isn't regulated by hormones
      kek she can't even make her bullshit sound plausible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Always trust the science!!!1!!1!!
      >N-n-no not like that!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CICO is for neurotic chicks and betas. Only thing I count is KILOMETERS . YEAHTHATS IT IM GONNA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        damn nice pace anon, faster than me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I lost a lot of weight this year and got IST so we’ll see how long I keep it off, but for the past two months I’ve been maintaining and it seems like eating and exercising the same amount each week makes my weight and body composition stay the same. Surely I’m a statistical anomaly though, this woman has clearly done her research!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Also can someone explain the whole yo - yo effect thing? Lard cope or is it real cause lards go back to eating shit after a week on a meme diet?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh no! I'm a fat monstrous blob after years of eating garbage. I'm going to eat half a can of tuna and an apple every day.
          >Yay! I lost .5 lbs I deserve a treat!
          >Oh no! I gained weight. My diet must have caused my body to enter starvation mode so now it converted all food into fat.

          Repeat until it gives up and stops trying to diet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Right as suspected

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          of course the yo yo effect is real, there is no better way to put on weight than following stupid fad diet for a couples of weeks and then turning back to your old habits and even eat more because you've been frustrated by your diet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So it is just lards reverting to their old habits and not some physiological effect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vQj5Y9N.jpg

      Im always amazed by this insane idea these people have that anyone cares about their opinion..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Calamari in calamari out has been deboonked
      >The laws of thermodynamics are fake news
      >Logic,facts are science are junk and lies unless its what I believe in in which case TRUST THE SCIENE NO MATTER WHAT.
      >Women naturally have higher body fat levels thus women are prone to being obese lets just ignore 5k years of human history and the fact ladn whales did not become a thing till the 70's normalizing in the 90's
      >IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 90% OF MY DIET BEING SUGAR
      >ITS LE HORMONES FAULT NOT MY OWN
      >DIETS DONT WORK I TRIED SO MANY * downs 2L of coke* ITS ALL FALSE *goobles a box of stuffed glazed deeofried cookies* *chases it down with some god awful starbucks "coffee" drink* DEITS WILL NEVER WORK ITS ALL LIES.
      >SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR NAZI SCIENCE SHIT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PROTEIN CARBS AND FAT
      >NO YOU CANT EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT AND NOT GET FAT AS LONG AS YOU EAT WITHIN YOUR ENERGY LIMIT
      >YOUR SCIENCE IS WRONG AND HATEFUL

      This shit is so basic and simple like high school shit yet Americans fail at it and blame everything else but themselves for lacking simple nutritional understanding of our bodies and like its the same with "vegans" being very underweight and malnutritorist The fuck man why dont schools teach this shit anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literal CICO IS bullshit, but hamlet over here is full of shit. Just eat the right food and make sure you eat enough, not everything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol. worked for me. 200 to 140 in 6 months just eating less of the same exact foods I ate before and going to the gym everyday.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And what were you eating, exactly?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            couple red bulls a day, instant meals, and fast food. I'm only 22 though so I know this can't last

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literal CICO is fine and works, hamplanets misinterpret it to mean they can eat a single donut for dinner instead of something filling and then get confused when they binge.

        It's like someone who makes $100k/year, but is eternally poor because they use their budget as an excuse to go on expensive holidays and then get blind-sided by "unforeseen" expenses.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CICO is real though, you eat in a deficit then you lose weight. The issue is that if you don't eat protein and nutrients while lifting you won't gain muscles, so while overall weight goes down you'll look skinnyfat as you haven't eaten properly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Plus, abdominal obesity is usually worse than regular obesity unless you’re really morbidly obese. You’re still at a dangerously high body fat percentage but you’ve got a lower ratio of lean mass than before. So it’s not only gross looking but still very unhealthy. When I started losing weight I was at about 45~50% body fat, and I wanted to lose 30kg. After losing 20kg, I was still at 30% body fat, so I recognised that I had a problem. I lost another 10kg but built up enough muscle mass that I ended up at 14% body fat after only 3 more months of effort. It’s not super difficult to escape being skinnyfat, so to any skinnyfat anons reading this rn, please start doing something about it today. You’ll thank yourself later.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not met anorexics? They literally just drink coffee with a shit ton of zero calorie sweetners and 400 calories of bread and have bmi's of 15. Their brains hardly function and they pass out due to poor food choices but they still lose weight. If they ate protein and nutrient rich food they would be much better off but its a mental illness that proves cico works

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it’s genetics and fatphobia that cause them to shrink bro, trust the science (unless I disagree with it).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day ketoschizo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You first cicofag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the Ketoschizo guy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor: I need you to go from. 10,000 cal/day to 9,000.

      THIS IS LITERALLY OPPRESSION.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There're actually hard biological limits on how many calories you can actually absorb in a day (usually 5-7k)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point though.
          Fat cunts will eat until the start shitting out undigested food and still scream oppression if someone suggests they eat less.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait what? What happens if you eat more?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These people have such shitty attitudes and are mean. I hate normies and NPC’s. They’re all subhumans who should be sterilised

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is this irony I'm not good at catching it over leh interwebz
        we silly fellows are the very same in terms of tendency towards ill-meaning speech

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "lol like um omg lol literally LITERALLY like totally lmao told me to not be a calorie creature. omfg lmao what." Ugh... pediatrician implies this waste of flesh and water is underage.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moldy yeast
      Imagine the smell in doggystyle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      americans are the WORST

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the same "woman" who caught a wiff of her vagina smell and made a tiktok about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        source please

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post tiktok

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crabs in a bucket: the image

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >having sex with women means you are homophobic
    Same logic lmfao. Fat people are so retarded.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all the crippled, dysfunctional medical system can offer me for my cancer is telling me to lose weight
      >complain about the doctor doing the best he can in a dogshit system rather then about the dogshit system that I paid into for my entire life completely failing

      Obviously this article doesn't into detail on her cancer, and she could have just been completely fucked. But given my experiences I would not be surprised if she completely curable cancer that became terminal because she was put on a 4 year waiting list to talk to a doctor about seeing a specialist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck this fatty but that is based calling out cunts from beyond the grave so you can get that last word in.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how did you get that tattoo to switch sides?
      >no one else notice the difference in tattoos?
      These idiots dont know how mirrors work lmfao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how do you get the tattoo to switch sides

        we can't live on a planet with these people

        The final black pill, their vote equals the same as yours

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Which is nothing, imagine thinking voting does anything lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We believe in nothing, Lebowski

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds exhausting.

              captcha: HAMH4M

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But how can mirrors be real if our eyes are not?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fatties don't use mirrors since they are fatphobic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how do you get the tattoo to switch sides

        we can't live on a planet with these people

        The funniest part is the implication that she somehow found her doppelganger but in better shape, complete with a mirror-image tattoo in the same location, and stole her photo to pass off as her own.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you get the tattoo to switch sides

      we can't live on a planet with these people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >now you’re unoriginal
      >fit women are unrealistic standards that don’t exist in the public
      I fucking hate fatties, and honestly I find fat women just a bit more infuriating than fat men after many years of fat hate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a real person or an AI generated horrorpig?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s AI

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think AI is capable of generating anything as disgusting as that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly you havent generated thai femboy foreskin brainworms

    • 1 month ago
      Snack time

      crabs in a bucket

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      collective seething from fatties is quite exquisite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when confident ignorance never faces consequences because the website censors anything critical so it can force undercover ads down your throat in a controlled environment. I can't believe people still go on Reddit. It died over 8 years ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is what happens when confident ignorance never faces consequences

        When historians look back at the weak people causing these bad times, they’ll say this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but Fatty McFatass, Roidchud is the only one who can lift you off the couch, out of your flat and into the hospital
        >I’d rather die that have him touch me
        >Sir, Roidchud is a woman…
        >JK Rowling was right! You’ll never be an-ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The average woman is a fucking toxic, cruel, and envious creature.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hamlet597 (of course there's HAM in the name) is SEETHING, man!
      I mean... She's wearing the same sort of underwear in both photos. Rather conservative underwear, even!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sigh *unzips pants*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think most of the angry comments arent from women but are from men realizing shes out of their league and unobtainable now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're all Pierce Brosnan's burners.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are a bunch of insecure dyels. fuck you srsly fuck u.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >srsly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fork put downs until failure. You’ll thank me later.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one is a classic. Thanks for reposting, anon!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >approach >bargaining >demands >anger
      Why do internet fatties always follow that same method?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Creepy boomer has inserted himself into my friend group somehow
    >They're mostly Chinese and just use him for his car
    >Anyhow we're driving somewhere and he's complaining about being fat
    >"You go to the gym and they tell you to work out and eat nothing but lettuce and you never make any gains or lose any weight"
    >"Then you find out that the truth is you need to just take steroids to get fit"
    God I hated that creepy fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your "friends" use somebody for their car and somehow he's the creep. What a bunch of losers you all are.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >work out and eat nothing but lettuce
      This, I think, is the biggest problem facing people trying to get in to shape. They start going to the gym the same day as they drastically cut down on the amount calories they consume. If they spent a month getting into a gym routine and THEN looked at their diet, I think more people would be successful at getting in shape.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being triggered by a mathematical equation that doesn’t actually affect you in anyway.
      Way to not give anyone else the power.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women are such strange creatures.
      It's not like taking down the BMI chart will make the doctor forget that she's an unhealthy weight.
      It's just the equivalent of an ostrich burying its head in the sand to escape threats.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of that screencap from here with the fats smashing scales and the anon pointing out that it's essentially anger at objective truth as represented by a device used for measuring.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          weights and measures were created by Cain when he was banished to the Land of Nod along with money exchange and robbery
          they are a tool that has been used by demons on this earth to bring us further from our perfect being as ingrained in our infinite soul by God
          this fact has been recognized by countless philosophers both religious and nonreligious (Blake, Swedenborg, Emerson), and your flippant response shows just how far you are from a true union with the oneness of Creation

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >specific information about things is bad
            okay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              all matter is imbued with essence
              your aching desire for regularity in the tempest created by our one true Lord will result in loneliness and your gradual loss of humanity
              you were created in His image, and every day that you require a number to describe that of His which is perfect you stray from the path
              you should count yourself lucky that He will be there, all-forgiving, should you ever come to the light

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                have you ever had to try to get somewhere before?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the only place He needs us to go is hand-in-hand toward salvation brother
                will you go with me? or has your addiction to creature comfort pulled you away from eternal truth---pulled so far that you have fallen into the endless cycle that the yoke of the devil has bound upon you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that actually sounds based brother. I’m in.

                Grizz country. Let’s ride.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you are one of His children and He loves you unconditionally
                you need only throw off the coil of oppression imposed on you through the instruments of Hell
                it will not be easy, no
                but it will be the only thing worth doing
                and i will be there alongside you brother, forever and always

                [...]
                [...]
                Obeastoids being schizophrenic Christcucks is a new one. They use measurements in the Bible don’t they? Cubits and shit like that. God even specifies the number himself to Noah for building the ark and he even numbers the commandments for Moses.

                the bible is an imperfect transcription created by Man as an attempt to write down the infallible word of God
                only when He speaks to you---in you, through you---shall you know His word
                i shall wait for you in His embrace

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's retardation like this that makes it difficult for me to take religion seriously.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the only place He needs us to go is hand-in-hand toward salvation brother
                will you go with me? or has your addiction to creature comfort pulled you away from eternal truth---pulled so far that you have fallen into the endless cycle that the yoke of the devil has bound upon you?

                all matter is imbued with essence
                your aching desire for regularity in the tempest created by our one true Lord will result in loneliness and your gradual loss of humanity
                you were created in His image, and every day that you require a number to describe that of His which is perfect you stray from the path
                you should count yourself lucky that He will be there, all-forgiving, should you ever come to the light

                weights and measures were created by Cain when he was banished to the Land of Nod along with money exchange and robbery
                they are a tool that has been used by demons on this earth to bring us further from our perfect being as ingrained in our infinite soul by God
                this fact has been recognized by countless philosophers both religious and nonreligious (Blake, Swedenborg, Emerson), and your flippant response shows just how far you are from a true union with the oneness of Creation

                So now the fatasses are claiming to be enlightened by God? What about gluttony and sloth being sins? That btfos any of this schizo rambling

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *sent from my iPhone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                USE YOUR VEHICLE OF SALVATION, MY BROTHERS, GO BUY A GUN. AND GO
                GIVE THAT GUN TO JESUS AND SAY " JESUS... YOU GO KILL THE DECIPLES
                OF SATAN AND YOU KILL THE NAZIS, JESUS. " GIMME AN AMEN. AMEN
                GIMME A HALLELUJAH, BROTHER. HALLELUJAH. FEEL THE PAIN OF SWEET
                JESUS. GIMME ANOTHER AMEN. AMEN. GIMME ANOTHER. AMEN. YOU'VE GOT
                TO KILL THE NOISE. YOU'VE GOT TO KILL THE POLLUTION OF SATAN
                BROTHER, GIMME A HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH. HAVE YOU BEEN HEALED?
                HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED? HAS IT HAPPENED TO YOU, BROTHER? THANK THE
                LORD. PRAISE THE LORD. I LOVE JESUS. I LOVE JESUS. KILL THE POLLUTION... POLLUTION

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro you have been duped hardcore. Reading posts like this makes me think democracy was a mistake.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all matter is imbued with essence
            your aching desire for regularity in the tempest created by our one true Lord will result in loneliness and your gradual loss of humanity
            you were created in His image, and every day that you require a number to describe that of His which is perfect you stray from the path
            you should count yourself lucky that He will be there, all-forgiving, should you ever come to the light

            Of all the schizo takes I've seen on this shithole of a site, "measurements are a tool of the devil" is pretty high up there. Congrats, retard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all matter is imbued with essence
            your aching desire for regularity in the tempest created by our one true Lord will result in loneliness and your gradual loss of humanity
            you were created in His image, and every day that you require a number to describe that of His which is perfect you stray from the path
            you should count yourself lucky that He will be there, all-forgiving, should you ever come to the light

            top tier shitposting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            all matter is imbued with essence
            your aching desire for regularity in the tempest created by our one true Lord will result in loneliness and your gradual loss of humanity
            you were created in His image, and every day that you require a number to describe that of His which is perfect you stray from the path
            you should count yourself lucky that He will be there, all-forgiving, should you ever come to the light

            the only place He needs us to go is hand-in-hand toward salvation brother
            will you go with me? or has your addiction to creature comfort pulled you away from eternal truth---pulled so far that you have fallen into the endless cycle that the yoke of the devil has bound upon you?

            Obeastoids being schizophrenic Christcucks is a new one. They use measurements in the Bible don’t they? Cubits and shit like that. God even specifies the number himself to Noah for building the ark and he even numbers the commandments for Moses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women are such strange creatures.
      It's not like taking down the BMI chart will make the doctor forget that she's an unhealthy weight.
      It's just the equivalent of an ostrich burying its head in the sand to escape threats.

      Dating apps like bumble should require BMI to be posted on profiles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You think they're not just going to lie about that as well?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Require a picture then use AI.

          Force them to still type it in but if they lie outside of the AI range call them out with an error message lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this pic is so old that the girl might be dead by heart desease or diabetus for a while

          remember how fatgirlangleshot was a thing and not fatties don't hide anymore ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s actually a great idea for a dating ap.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s like putting scales by the entryway of a frat party, only for everyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obese hambeast throws fit in room while alone and nobody even notices unless they post online. kek.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can see by the state of the poster it wasn't the first time.
      The Nurse is probably already used to hang it back up after hambeats visit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can see by the state of the poster it wasn't the first time.
      The Nurse is probably already used to hang it back up after hambeats visit.

      What really happened is she took the poster down in a fat brain rage.
      Took a photo and then incompetently put it back up and then took another photo.
      The images are backward.

      Fat people are cowards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the poster is too well aligned to be put up by a hambeast, either way it is good she put it down because now the nurse can put a new one up there with higher quality paper

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quit hating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin the bulk, I’ve been bulking since October, and I’ve only gained 15lbs. How did he do it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I thought you said exercise was a waste of time, ethan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In only 6 months, Jeff lost 6 months.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        on the other hand, he managed to live heart attack free for 6 month so that's a win i guess ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his lawn looks better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same grim weather.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit John Candy is alive?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Bean is Based. The progress might not be visible, but this guy is making an effort, posting all the time about what he’s doing to get fit and openly taking advice wherever he can get it. Once he hits his stride, the change is going to be immaculate

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would be based if he kept his mouth shut. Avoiding problems you can't fix because you don't have the will to overcome them. I do just that but with women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based faceless corporate entity, Batman!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God damn don’t you feel embarrassed for yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao cutting off the seething response is a great touch

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tl;dr: Fat Black whore is fitphobic

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have not watched it yet but what do you think about this video?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly cringeworthy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >making a video essay with narration when you have a really faggy voice
      Why discredit your own opinion in this fashion?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the whole "muh fatties are a minority group discriminated against by society" when over 70% of people in the US are overweight or obese. Being overweight or obese is the norm here and being extremely fit seems like the outlier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a power grabbing, it has nothing to do with fact or truth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be happy if I saw that in the gym. Free gains and I get to do a good deed 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because it's a non-issue co-opted by intersectionalists with the goal of de-stabilization. It's Orwellian double-speak designed to enlighten through confusion and confuse through enlightenment. And in both instances, the reader is enticed to now follow the mandates and ideologies of a selected few that have enough verbal intelligence to handle the scripts and provided language to keep the messages rolling and deflect criticism.
      It's the same reason that black conservative women have pretty much 0 consideration in spaces. It's the same reason that left-leaning white men are thought to be unnecessary allies still worthy of condemnation. I only bring up the political alignments simply because the notion of fat activism, especially in the realm of intersectionalism, is almost entirely composed of left-leaning idealogues.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >down to 202 lbs.
    You guys are fucking incredible, thank you for the motivation, I promise you I'll be at 200 before the year ends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based. Just don't forget to lift so you have muscle underneath.

      t. went from 247 to 170

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      make sure to lift like

      based. Just don't forget to lift so you have muscle underneath.

      t. went from 247 to 170

      says, but make sure you do tricep isolation exercises as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why triceps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it up fatass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get it bro, YGMI.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He won’t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      soon you can join the bully train and help others by shaming them
      get fit or die tryin'

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did. I'm very fatphobic.
    >implying it is bad

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    from a IST wagie thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when it's Big Linda's shift whataburger turns into Where's the burgers?
      And the burgers are in Big Linda's belly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you beat Assassin’s Creed 2 without climbing?

        Top kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In college there was this one girl in our friend group name Elizabeth. She was almost 400lbs and no one really liked her, but she was in a bunch of our classes and she was one girl's roommate so she basically tagged along everywhere. So anyways, one time her younger sister came to visit for the day and I immediately saw a golden opportunity. I called her younger sister "Little Liz" and then called her "Big Liz." She made the low pitched groan only a flesh beast could make, but there wasn't really anything she could do about it. After that day the name Big Liz stuck and we all called her that to her face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im a gril btw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *trans girlsk0sw4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >obligatory "show tits"
          That is some grade A mean girls shit though, but fatties deserve the lowblow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had a client when I was in social work who weighed 340 easy, I got her down to 310 over 2 years of constant fucking effort. She complained the entire time I worked with her that none of the girls at her school wanted to hang with her outside of class, even the ones that were nice to her. She had THE shittiest attitude like all obese girls do, but even if she'd been nice she was still actively disgusting. She barely showered cos she didn't really fit in her bathtub, and she'd wear the same greasy plastered foundation for 3-4 days at a time. Her bedroom reeked of piss because she wet the bed every night, so I can only imagine her classmates probably smelled that on her clothes.

        I have no idea why she had government services funding either btw. Past being adopted and having diabetes, she had no diagnosed issues that usually would qualify for a home aide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not even that big!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im crying im laughing so hard lmfao that song

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In college there was this one girl in our friend group name Elizabeth. She was almost 400lbs and no one really liked her, but she was in a bunch of our classes and she was one girl's roommate so she basically tagged along everywhere. So anyways, one time her younger sister came to visit for the day and I immediately saw a golden opportunity. I called her younger sister "Little Liz" and then called her "Big Liz." She made the low pitched groan only a flesh beast could make, but there wasn't really anything she could do about it. After that day the name Big Liz stuck and we all called her that to her face.

      These are both hilarious

      But also kinda sad. Poor big Liz. If only her parents had taught her better. I can just imagine her sad groan as she accepts her fate as Big LIZ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's an adult mimicking a child's drawing. While some lines are intentionally messy, others show the well controlled motorica of an adult.

      It's actually pretty hard to draw like a child, after you have had decades of writing and holding a pen, it's pretty hard to make it look authentic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, it says 16-18 years old, not 4.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      XD

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to do 500 push ups rn. Currently on 110 and the burn is starting to set in, may I borrow some power bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      160, this is much harder than I thought.
      I don't know if I'm gonna make it....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        230, my shoulders are aching now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          330 almost failed a set of 10 and my shoulders are barely working

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            450 almost done

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like we never got to 500.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I did. But it was 1 am and I was fucking exhausted.
                Surprisingly my shoulders and triceps aren't completely fried.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >1am
                Then it wasn’t the same day. Better luck next time!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw this on Reddit can we make it famous please

    https://reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/zsrn2y/almost_done_with_my_ac_revelations_ezio_by/

    Some of the comments are genuinely hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >https://reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/zsrn2y/almost_done_with_my_ac_revelations_ezio_by/
      nypa newfag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you beat Assassin’s Creed 2 without climbing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >AKTSUALLY, EZIO WORE THAT OUTFIT IN ASSASSINS CREED REVELATIONS
        Yes I'm a fat virgin no need for a reply

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My fucking sides

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not Assassins greed
        Otherwise very nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Assassin’s Creed: Black Foot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Atezio

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eatzio Chowditore da Feedrenze

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about this is he takes it to heart.
      He could’ve just been an autist an ignore everything and got right into his cosplay on the day.
      But he’s the type of person who’ll constantly be insecure throughout the whole thing while he’s wondering what everyone else thinks of him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Diabezio

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gb2 reddit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IST is not your personal army, go harass someone who deserves it gay , like a HAES whale

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, IST is the personal army of jannies against pictures of hot women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ezio Eatitore
      >Assassin's feed
      >Ezio Audipose
      >Ezio Auditore da Diabete
      >We have Ezio at home
      >Fattucini
      >I didn't know Samwell Tarly was an assassin

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you blood pressure related issues?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I used to when my BMI was 32.5. It was in that 140/90 range. After doing OMAD, my blood pressure returned to normal when I reduced it to 28. Near the end of my weight loss progress, my BMI was ~21 and my blood pressure would be fairly low before my refeed but it would be normal after eating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do but it's genetic. Always had high BP, losing weight and fixing my diet helped but it never really got rid of it.
      Whenever I run I need to "warm up" my heart because if I start too fast it will lag behind and cause shortness of breath.
      >t. 75 kg but used to be 100kg in my early teens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but I think it's stress-related. One time I went to the hospital over major back pain, literally felt like my spine has separated from itself. I couldn't walk right. They took my bp and it was 198/122. Barely overweight at 19. No idea what happened, but the job I had was incredibly stressful on top of management being incompetent.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone please have the webm of the fat german woman making an abomination of a lasagna with chocolate bars?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna stuff my face so hard on christmas it's unreal.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pls somebody post the downie nazi tik tok and the fat ameritard with a nazi flag

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what mode is this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cushing Syndrome

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gunt++

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's your government issued girlfriend, Anon!
      >What's wrong? Don't you like her?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno if this is an Australian thing or what but in every warehouse job there is ALWAYS a woman driving a forklift, she’s in her 50s, she’s fat but is like a man-fat; fat only on their gut. Scrawny legs, huge gut and always massive set of tits.
    It’s made 10x worse because of the work wear consisting of unisex fluro shirt, and they’ll always wear those really short rugby shorts.
    They’re rough as shit, always down for a beer at the pub but you can’t possibly imagine anyone making love to it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is,in Germany you have gas powered forklifts, so often you have to lift a heavy gas canister over your head, so it's 99% males driving forklifts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they’re gas over here too mate, they’ll easily lift them up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >master race
      it’s them bri’ish genes innit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fuck it, i'd give the old girl some love after like ten beers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I drive past women like this doing the flagging/direction for road construction.
      Their faces look like leather bags.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you can’t possibly imagine anyone making love to it
      Can you imagine anyone making love to the male equivalent?
      Some people are just uggos. Most of them fuck each other. A lot of uggos get that way together over the decades after getting hitched, having a few kids, and wageslaving through life. Like Nikocado and Orlin, but in slow motion.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty here. It's thanks to this board, these threads, and some behaviour change youtubers that I've gone from 290lbs to 240lbs so far. I've been not only eating better but also taking responsibility for my own habits that got me this fat and changing them for the better. Were all gonna make it bros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good on you bro, I found mma three years ago and went from 240 to 135 on weigh ins.

      Consistency is king.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Walked a marathon today to see if I could and because I hate myself. Took literally all day but I did it.

    T. Fatass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good job fatty.
      Don't sabotage your progress by overeating.
      Rest is important always. Regardless get all the movement of your body you can.
      Pay attention to specific pains in leg joints because it's easy to fuck your own shit up when you are a fat fatass.
      T. Dealing with flat-footed over pronation due to being a fatass and was in constant pain
      Alot better now due to barefoot walking and yoga exercises.
      Still lifting and riding mtb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I walked about 27 miles a few months ago (on the flat), took over seven hours. The trick is not to think about it, just keep walking.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I searched Twitter for fat phobia and came across this extremely based take one fatties.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lord give me the strength not to lust after autistic Star Wars girl who is terrified of fat people

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm not fatphobic
      >literally has a phobia of fat people
      I fucking hate people who don't know what words mean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The left has changed the definition of "phobic" to mean bigoted "towards" rather than "fearful of". She is therefor using the term correctly in the context that was given to her by the left. Or she's a master troll who trolled not only the fats, but also you and myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go out in public
      >see fatty
      >experience a profound mental breakdown
      fucking based is what that is

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every single thread there is more and more fresh FPH content.

    How is this possible? It's a literal goldrush of tears from copers and seethers. Are there really that many obese people in the world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      About 40% of the global population is overweight or obese now, and while there are obese people in all countries it’s the developed ones that have higher ratios of obese people. Compound that with people in developed nations having easier access to internet and generally feeling more entitled, and you’ve got the perfect environment for the huge number of porkers out there to make their voices heard. It was estimated that we’d hit 50% global overweight and obesity by 2040, but then the pandemic hit and obesity skyrocketed so we’re more likely to hit that number by 2030.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't go out much, but from what I can tell every single adult I see is overweight and most are obese. Kids aren't doing much better.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got the boohoo for being wider than 3 people, no I cry eat myself to sleep. Money please!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a extremely tall (6'7) fat fuck too lazy and demotivated to exercise. After years of lounging around I got a physical job and have a few weeks before I start.

    Not sure if this is the right place to ask but anyone got tips for exercises that work for tall guys? Doing 25 pushups seems undoable and i'm not even obese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just do less than 25 pushups?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck is an exercise for tall guys? 3 sets of 10 of reaching for the top shelf? Exercise is exercise, just do shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        idk, doing anything means lifting a lot more weight. I'm not one of those 90% legs tall people and I weigh a fucking lot even at a healthy weight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >doing anything means lifting a lot more weight
          Then start lifting with less weight.
          It's not rocket science and there are no exercises made specially for tall people.
          If you're obese it's a different story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the job?
      If it’s bricklaying you’re fucked and they’ll laugh you off the worksite. No chance if it’s a 2 story

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's a retail job with a lot of moving pallets and shit. I just struggled with the last one I had because I was totally out of shape and even standing up for 8 hours killed my feet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Remember to lift with your legs. I work a retail job doing similar stuff and if I start lifting with my back instead it hurts for a while.

          I’m 6’2” and if I have to put up those 24 packs of water I’ll usually turn it into a mini workout, like squatting and making sure I’m lifting each pack with proper form. I won’t have to bend down as much doing this. It takes a bit longer but who cares I get paid by the hour anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get good shoe inserts for all that standing. It's rough on your joints and your back even at a healthy weight because concrete is awful stuff

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shoe inserts don’t do anything if you’re fat, if he’s standing in one place all day then getting those relief mats are way better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      focused on widen your shoulder, delts, upper body so you're not look like fat on stick? do abs too but forget about heavy squat, deadlift and rows, your range of motion is different from shorty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Doing 25 pushups seems undoable and i'm not even obese.

      I got you man

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Underrated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

      >forgot to click the correct post
      hehehe LOL what are you blind
      fella was aiming and mised lololololo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, just drunk.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do you stupid gays fall for this shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      their mommy just stopped breastfeeding them yesterday, be patient

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if I had booba everyday I would never be mad tbqhwy

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how low is the bar at this point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ? But she is fat

      There is no way that she thinks shes thin right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well, she is thin compared to an actual butter elemental; she can fit in a chair and wipe her ass, that's thin privilege

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Keffals?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's her bmi? I'd guess under 30, which makes her overweight but not obese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My guess would be closer to 30bmi if not more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She’s got the same body I had at 29.9 BMI and since I’m a manlet I’d say we’re similar heights. So upper ends of overweight, possibly lower end of obesity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >thin priviledge is being able to conceal your gunt
      If you see a woman who hides her navel, she's fat

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got that meme picture of a fat woman in an audience holding her hands together and her forearms are huge

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh from plebbit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zszjnb/aita_for_refusing_to_take_my_nephew_out_unless_he/
    The comments are a goldmine: child abuse, future eating disorder, OMG HE'S GONNA EAT CARROT STICKS THE HUMANITY!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can’t bring food to a restaurant, retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose you can, but it's frowned upon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's frowned upon
          Who cares. It's not like they can spit in your food. I used to take taco bell into red lobster all the time to eat with my friends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’d make exceptions for a fucking babysit child
        Guys a fuckwit. Everyone else would’ve been sure bring the lunch then if he kicked up a stink throw him some fries or some shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t Bring a packed lunch for a kid when you go out to eat. That’s ridiculous. It’s even more ridiculous that the kid should be made to watch everybody else eat waffles while he eats a packed lunch

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is ridiculous but the kid is probably used to it, if they’ve been restricted from the shit food they’re probably not going to miss it

            I wrote that the first kid, the one she regularly takes to eat waffles is probably overweight. Not the other kid she was supposed to babysit only for this time.

            Irrelevant if the first kid is overweight, he’s still eating out and wouldn’t give a fuck if the other kid isn’t having any
            The whole situation is shit but if the kid does kick up a stink about not getting any then just order him shit anyway, parents aren’t gonna know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not only is it cruel, but it may be hard to enforce (will you forbid his cousin to share?) and lead to a meltdown.
      Holy fuck is just a waffle, jesus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guys is a retard (and probbaly a fatty) for "WAFFLES OR NO DEAL" but the mom is retard as well. It is a kid that burns calories like a car, he wont get fat from a waffle a week. Him eating a lunch box while others eating waffles and auch would be like a punishment to him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP and the first kid are probably obese and it's child neglect to ignore it and continue to feed him waffles.

      However, you can't take the healthy kid to a waffle house and make him watch his aunt and cousin eat waffles while he eats his different, regular lunch. It's really not fair towards him, and the fat aunt is right for pointing it out.

      If I was the mom, I would either accept the fact that my child is going to have one junk food meal, or hire a babysitter. I wouldn't expect my child to be in this uncomfortable situation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fat "people"

        you got me, that's some pretty trash bait.
        (you)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea how you read any of it from my comment. Have a blessed evening

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why Dyou assume the kid is fat. His mothers making enough restrictions to avoid fast food, 99% of parents with fat kids are fat themselves and can’t stand the idea of their child starving
        The kid is probably skinny because his diet is being moderated, like they all should.
        >captcha: dyyyy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wrote that the first kid, the one she regularly takes to eat waffles is probably overweight. Not the other kid she was supposed to babysit only for this time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do americans really eat waffles for lunch? Like you go to a restaurant and your meal is a fuckhuge wafle?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen that ever other than chicken and waffles but thats a comfort food not meant to be eaten regularly

        Waffles are a breakfast food and usually if youre eating them youre either at a free hotel breakfast or youre just eating 2-3 small waffles and nothing else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that the concept of waffle house restaurant ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, not every day, but a surprising amount of burgers eat waffles drenched in sugar syrup on a weekly basis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Weird situation
      I think it's stupid of the mother to not allow the kid to eat waffles if it's a one time occurrence, especially since OP specified there's no medical reason for it and the mother is already pretty strict about food, so I doubt the kid is obese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only gays with eating disorders get freaked out about one shitty meal, let the kid have a damn waffle, otherwise just pay for your own childcare. Having a kid eat a packed lunch in a restaurant is fucking absurd.
      His mother's probably an ex fatty who wants to relive her childhood through treating her son like a blank slate, maintaining his purity to satisfy her own ego. But she's only setting him up for catholic schoolgirl syndrome when he's older.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post moar fat dudes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For you

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >CICO doesn’t work
    Explain how I lost 30kg by eating the exact same foods but in lesser amounts (plus moderate exercise to maintain muscle mass) then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it does work. but some gays used it to sell garbage then label as foods, sugary drinks for example, one company keeps promoting cico and buy their sugary drinks, which sugary shits induced sugary craving, which makes it a lot harder to do cico. keto shits does work too but it need and explanation time to get their idea and how it's working, and it got it own down side too, hard to stick with for example

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and different foods required different energy to digest. meat need more energy than fat to digest, fat need more energy to digest than carbs, carbs need more energy to digest than simple carbs, you eat meat you will be leaner than simple carbs eater for the same amount of calories. and if you continuously eat simple carbs, you get diabetus

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just came up in my audible "sale suggestions", should I learn how dieting is bad from a bowling ball shaped BPD gay? Seems like it would be a fun little laugh while at the gym

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy

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