fph - fat """people""" hate Posted on April 27, 2023 by Anonymous why cure it when we can just treat it edition
holy shit this has got to be satire
Could be say 16 yo and the 35-40
But the heart attacks only have to win once.
This is what women argue about
Everytime I see this, I ask like "How does that feel? Does she feel her cheeks swing and almost clap as she walks?"
Funny how white croptop girl has to lean back to get gorlock in her field of vision
How, and WHY?? She looked good jfc.
but funny too
the xxs one was too much, have you seen her arms? you could probably play her ribs like xylophone
She has a nice face and obviously good genes for fat distribution. If she lost like, 40-50 pounds she'd still be thicc but much better looking
She purpose hides her large frame from her profile then gets annoyed when the guy flees after they meet.
She has pretty face. Why people let themselves go like this?
Imagine having both godly fat distribution and a pretty face and doing this to yourself
saw that whale coming from a nautic mile away. thumbnail is because it used a fin to push some flabs together
i would all of these
holy shit, this might actually be the first time i see a perfect 0/10 that doesn't have some chromosomal disorder
He's a xy larping as a xx, here is your chromosome disorder
It's always sub 3s calling themselves 10s
she looks like a monster
She should have hit on some DYEL autist who was standing in the corner staring at his phone. It could have been whale loving anon from here.
I'd rather die
>It puts its hands on the FUPA or else it gets no protein again!
I'm 100% sure i used to know what that was. Perhaps my mind repressed it.
Fat Upper Pussy Area, later changed to Fat Upper Pelvic Area when fats decided to try and reclaim it rather than let it remain an insult (which it lol). If we have to remember, then so do you. We can never be free.
Is this same Gorlock? This is gonna sound mean, but she is not aesthetically pleasing at all.
i believe the word is ugly
Bitch looks like Shrek
yes, i would hit on her stupid face with a shovel. like holy shit do women really are this delusional or is this a joke
Thats a man, baby
Who is this >person ? I need more of shit like this
Hello Neighbor lookin bitch
It's all ogre
>Cori Lynn Jones
That is just such a stereotypical trailer park name lmao.
i feel sorry for her
Non burger bros. Dont eat our food. Or at least avoid everything with refined carbs or added sugar. Its terrible for you and designed to get you addicted.
Country is just a massive fucking lie to steal from you
I was so disappointed when I tried American soda for the first time. Corn syrup tastes horrible and makes the drink thick sludge that clings to your mouth.
Not all American soda has corn syrup. The sludge comment is also pure fabrication. I've had soda in Canada, in Australia, in Europe, in fucking Japan, even. It all has the same consistency. I know you have an inferiority complex and are desperate to dunk on the burgers, but resorting to lying is pathetic.
Drink the classic glass bottle soda. I think they use cane sugar instead of corn syrup and it tastes a billion times better as a result. A little more expensive though
>Drink premium goyslop, bro! It's slightly less of an industrial byproduct!
Always devastating to see one of my fellow Empiricals fall for the colonial goyslop meme.
Empiricals would be good at measuring their calorie intake
AH yes, Dextrose
That was just the bong genes activating
She's got retard eyes like those meth head trailer trash women who have 5 kids at 15 years old.
This is just hard to watch start-to-end.
That makes me queasy to watch. Brutal.
Something about this woman repulses me to my very core. It might be that her stare makes her look like she's dead inside. It might be her unnatural movements. I don't know, but she's scarier than any horror movie monster from the last decade at least.
why do amerilards love ranch dressing so much? it's borderline fetishistic
Ranch is good I'll be honest, but its such a heavy and strong tasting condiment that I can only have it every so often. I don't even like it on salads. Defeats the purpose, more so dipping in chicken nuggets or on a sandwich once in a while.
a nice balsamic vinaigrette is the thinking man's salad dressing, simple as!
I never tried ranch. I'll get some if they even sell it here.
I used to dip my pizza in ranch sauce.
I cut so that one day I can bulk again.
>Does the fat girl thing where she eats tongue first
Why do they all do this? Is it a subconscious action that you do when you have a fucked up relationship with food and eat solely for pleasure and taste? That's actually an interesting phenomenon.
Yeah I’ve only ever seen superfats do it before. It’s really gross, at least have the fucking self control to eat your food in a way that doesn’t trigger primal revulsion in everyone who sees it.
You ever notice the response fats have to taking the first bite in these videos? They literally look like drug addicts getting their fix.
They are drug addicts getting their fix.
do americans really
Kek imagine being the cop to find that nasty pile of neckbeard. Who is this bozo anyways?
The cop was in the hall and came in like 15 seconds later you can hear him on camera say "aw shit" or something like that
This is actually easier to watch than some of the Nurgle-tier shit I've seen in /fph/.
Dear god which way round is thing?
Thats some akira shit
Someone post "these aren’t toes, but the patient can manipulate them" pic.
I just looked into that disease and it looks like really anyone in any physical condition can get that condition. That’s terrifying.
There is a cure. It is called ozempic and it is extremely extremely potent that even the fattest fuck will lose weight. The issue is that it is expensive and they basically have to be on it for life.
>The issue is that it is expensive and they basically have to be on it for life.
This is what they want
Of course that is what ~~*they*~~ want.
By "they" you mean garden gnomes right?
Ozempic was developed by a pharmaceutical company whose main business is diabetes medication. They also fund a great deal of HAES and fat-acceptance events and propaganda. Anyone with a brain should be able to see the intent there. Ozempic is extremely effective at reducing appetite, but when you’re at a healthy weight you stop taking it so you can eat "normally" again but because they didn’t make any lifestyle changes they just get fat again and need to buy more to lose weight again. And if they give on losing weight, they’re gonna need the diabetes medication that the same company also conveniently provides. All while disseminating misinformation surround obesity being okay. They win no matter what, unless you manage to lose weight properly which doesn’t require any of their products.
>tfw due to all my IST googling im now getting ads for ozempic
Ive lost 30 lbs in 4 months I dont need snake oil that ruins your face
snake oil? ozympic ruins your face? tf are you on about dude its probably the most effective weight loss invention since gastric how the fuck you gonna call it snake oil?
The paid shill campaign for it on here is already getting old. This place is going to be un-fucking-usable once it finishes its full approval process.
I agree that shills are ruining the board but man all the lying is just as obnoxious to me. At least theyre shilling shit that works this time, can't tell you how many tongkat ali threads ive had to minimize because you gays think that shit is a miracle herb from DnD
If your response to seeing a product being posted here without it being a direct answer to a question isn't, "Get your fucking ad out of here," then you are part of the problem.
Im fine with that answer. Its blatant lies and misinformation that I find deplorable
The cure is lead, mercury and cadmium. They lie that they are toxic.
Just listen to this podcast and all you bigoted hatred towards fat people will disappear. Fatness is okay. Leave fat people alone you jerks.
I tried one episode and the premise was that obesity doesn't kill people lol
It is the age old joke. Speeding doesn't kill. It is the sudden stop that does.
So technically Obesity doesn't kill. It is the heart attack that does you in.
You eventually die of the malnutrition, obesity is only a symptom.
It's really too bad. There are some interesting segments during episodes that explain where some actual diet fads come from, how ACV is bullshit/a scheme, Instagram fitness liars and the like. But it's interspersed with all the HAES/Fat positive drivel and it just makes me tune out immediately. My girlfriend throws it on when we drive long distances and I can only stand it for so long before I start saying some "fatphobic" shit
Leave that bitch before she drags you into the high fructose corn syrup hell she spawned from.
while this is probably true, i dont see why they refuse to learn the life lesson smacking them in the face.
Because obesity is from malnutrition, you can't cure it by starving yourself even more.
Then consume half as much and take a daily multivitamin. It would still be cheaper in cost, you disingenuous fatty.
Yes, being fat does weigh you down, and I am sure the mental stress from all the copeing and blocking out obvious reality cannot be good and will weigh heavily on your fat frame. It is almost as If you feel bad when you know you are doing something bad.
I'm pretty sure it's the lard you carry around all day weighing you down
hello how do I stop feeling light headed during a fast?
Drink more water and get more rest while fasting, and a bit of light cardio can help with hungry brain fog (which seems counter intuitive, but it works)
>''You know what they call a smallfat in Europe?''
OBSESE. SEVERELY *OVER*WEIGHT.
I need to remember to thank God every single day for making me European and not American.
Jesus Christ lol
>i'm a 4XL but still want to be called a pixie
lmfao this was the best part
>No, because every time this happens, y'all are jumping up and down about how revolutionary something is
>jumping up and down
it's a typo, the blob meant "jiggling"
S E V E N
Yeah, that's why it's called "Supplemental nutrition assistance". Also, I'm pretty sure that you could buy way more than that for 29 dollars.
t. snap recipient
Lol it's EBT
snap is the food assistance program
ebt is the card the money is put on
tank is also made available through ebt
read a book
fuking auto correct
Bet that picture have some overpriced hipster food on it.
>limes which you definitely will not eat in their own and are used as seasoning
>kale; good for you but expensive and unnecessary
That’s probably like 10 bucks of that budget right there, if not more. That’s another few bags of rice, beans, and even a few small cans of tuna if you really need to have a meat protein. I get it’s a small budget but if you’re really on that right of a budget, meat is probably not something you should be spending the money on.
>avocado, just about the most expensive non exotic fruit
>green onions, just another 2-3 dollars spent on a glorified seasoning
Cabbage is cheap as shit and one head goes a long way. Also bulk potatoes. It’s boring. It’s bland. But it’s possible to eat very cheap and still stick to healthier options. I hate the meme that healthy food is expensive as an excuse for poor fatties. I think of all the fat cope, it’s the one that makes me seethe the most.
>I hate the meme that healthy food is expensive as an excuse for poor fatties.
It's fucking retarded. The "healthy" food they're talking about (meme salads, prepackaged meals, and organic slop from whole foods) is more expensive and has worse macros and satiation than a rotisserie chicken, potatoes, and whatever seasonal veg is cheap.
>Also bulk potatoes. It’s boring. It’s bland
I always wondered this. Becouse potatoes are quite good. Is it regional thing. They grow it with shitloadof fretilisers and in ground with no nutrients and they become those bland shitty potato's. And that's what is what you have in burger and bongland.
Becouse potatos here are really good.
At the end of the day, even if they’re not perfect, the cheapest potatoes you can get stateside are still going to be a better option from pure volume and nutrients is still going to be a good option if you’re on a crazy small budget. Even then, I can get slightly nicer golden/red potatoes for about a dollar a pound. I’m in Washington state (almost half the state is farmland and we’re close to California and Idaho), so that may make them slightly cheaper than some other states but even then I don’t buy that potatoes are out of anyone’s price range.
I think most of it is the variety of potato, although weather and soil could also play a part.
Basically you're talking about something that is just that, it's grown to be cheap and consistent food. Our growers focus on this - every potato lasts as long as possible while being consistent in taste and stuff.
Also the potatoes in the supermarket are probably months old, some supermarket vegetals are legitimately disgusting and the fruits are always underripe yet also too old. (they sit in boxes for weeks / months)
Potatoes taste varies how old It is. And it matters what you use it for. Young potato's with thin skin still are absolutely heavenly. With thick skin. Best for straight. Old potatoes best for mash. Soup potatoes are in middle.
>Always the fat one trying to "save" her "friend".
Dude shouldve pushed the butterball aside. At that size they're like turtles and can't get up properly.
We call them fat controllers
fatsos have less taste buds
Yeah, most potatoes in my country also are nice, they have a distinct potato flavour that's quite tasty.
And don't get me started on the summer potatoes when they're in season. It's a crime to serve them with a sauce, they're so good. Just salt, a lil butter, perhaps a sprig of dill.
>intentional weight loss is fatphobic/anti-fat, which means the more weight you lose and the faster you lose it, the more anti-fat you become
>therefore if someone was to become, let’s say, 1000lbs and then lose it, they would become the most anti-fat person to have ever existed
What is the best food to bulk with to obtain this power?
A bottle of olive oil has like 4,000kc in it, just drink several a day with only the bare minimum amount of actual nutrition required for survival sandwiched in between.
>useless vegetables and herbs
>a fucking avocado
>le 7 limes
half that shit here is useless. just buy potatoes, white rice in bulk and eggs/milk/bulk meat for protein
>look at these useless veggies and Hispanices
>just eat a plain potato
some people enjoy flavor in their food white boy
you can't afford complex flavor on food stamps retard
in my state a single person gets $250. Thats absolutely enough for some decent produce and cheap cuts
gotta watch out for that scurvy
Haha thanks for the laugh anon-kun
>Not bulk buying activated almonds and eating a kilo a day
>Buying activated almonds
lmao, this bro cant activate them himself
>he thinks he can properly activate almonds at home
enjoy your partially activated almonds i guess. dumbass
probably cant even make a homemade coconut, much less activate an almond
I would triple up on those eggs or at least get some pork chops rather than these.
I couldn't even tell you the last time I saw a white egg.
Why can't I hold all these limes?
I dunno what this has to do with fat people hate, groceries are expensive as hell in general now and that isn't a bunch of junk food.
is this a reference to the film "seven" in which she play brad pitts wife?
its a good film
no one should be receiving food stamps
>b-but i can't afford food!
then you deserve to beg people for money or starve to death
>mfw im a singly guy on SNAP right now because im a piece of shit and have more money to spend on food than I know what to do with
im on a cut so ive just been eating a pound of turkey deli meat every day + cucumbers
>he doesn't limemax
This tweet is 7 years old. Theres no way in hell $29 gets you that anymore. Clown on her selections all you want (even though those are all healthy and delicious) but food prices are getting ridiculous. I literally put back turkey last week because it was over 10$ a lb. I can get it cheaper from the menonites up the street for much better quality. I had McDonalds for the first time in months, a McDouble is $2.50 now. At the time of this tweet it was on the dollar menu. People meme about how high eggs are, its everything. $200 grocery trip for me doesnt even fill up my cart, I can remember when I would be overloading that bitch and be mad at myself I broke $100.
tldr inflation is real
We need to exterminate boomers to fix the economy and society
unironically the government is already doing that. Social security wont be a thing when we are retirement age. At least not the way it is now or was for our parents/grandparents. The ruling class is doing everything they can to eliminate home ownership and retirement both
No, we need to kill anyone over the age of 50 and life on earth would improve for everyone
wouldnt it be easier just to have a nice day? then you dont have to worry about it
I've tried multiple times but God isn't finished torturing me yet
the fuck, where do you live? i'm in TN and spend $55 a week on groceries. a family pack of chicken thighs, 8 thighs, is $7-8. eggs went back down and are actually cheaper than they were before the shortage. i've also noticed a bunch of produce go down.
>$55 a week on groceries
skinny white neets will really live like this. please im begging you to show me what you eat in a week
i'm a manlet so i don't need to eat as much, but i can't imagine needing to spend over $20 more. not a skinny neet. i eat eggs, meat, cheese, and milk every day. i also buy a 20lb bag of rice and beans every 6 months to supplement with...which adds about 70 cents a week
$20 a week is laughable bro stop
i meant $20 over what i spend a week, so $75. i never buy any premade foods or snacks and cook all my meals. if you're not doing that i can also see why it'd be a lot higher but i assumed people here would be
i do cook. thats why im laughing. dude im not saying its impossible. im saying its pathetic. just living on eggs and beans and potatoes. like bro some of us actually buy fresh ingredients and make decent shit. i dont want to eat frozen random costco chicken parts, Like for lunch today. I used fresh chicken breasts, olive oil, real butter not pam or whatever cheap shit you probably use, pesto sauce (in a jar. i guess i could premake it and jar it up myself, but fuck that), fresh amish tomatoes, fresh basil, balsamic glaze (again premade i got it from my mom), salt and pepper. That was a quick easy meal just for lunch and im almost to $10. Ill have something completely different for dinner. Ill probably eat out at a decent place two or three times this month. Ill do takeout from the truck or similar level two or three times. Again Im not saying you cant live on 36 boiled egg whites and gorilla biscuits. Its just weird how these threads always devolve into a circle jerk over who can spend the least on food. What a fucking retarded thing to take pride in
you have to remember who the demographic of this board is. not only can they not cook for shit, theyre broke wagies or college kids who cant afford anything other than ramen anyhow. your meal sounds good tho what is it? sounds like chicken caprese but with pesto instead of cheese? unusual but i cant imagine disliking it
yeah basically i just ripped off my moms chicken caprese recipe. she always adds pesto the only difference is she adds other Hispanices (not sure what they are, even though shes told me what they are) and i just didnt add cheese. I prefer it with the fresh mozzarella but its basically the only recipe I use mozzarella on so I dont bother keeping it in the house. i really wish I had her talent man she can look at a bare pantry of seemingly disconnected ingredients and make a world class dish. ive never seen her measure a single thing and using a meat thermometer is basically heresy in her kitchen. even when i follow her recipes to the T theyre not even close. i consider myself a shite cook but i bet i still mog most of this board based on these threads. only thing i cook better than my mom is chili because i make it offensively Hispanicy and hers is almost sweet. id never say that to her face tho lol
chili with or without beans? this is all ill need to know about your culinary skills
with. and i wont hear this no bean shit. anly two things come from texas. steers and queers who fuck up chili. you got horns boy?
Dude, nobody of us said we buy frozen shit. If you want to pose, do it. Your thing.
We just list the ingredients.
No need to add "amsih this and that".
>specify tomato because there are dozens that all taste different and have a range of prices
>im a poser
thank you for proving my point. im a shit cook and i never claimed otherwise. i guess around here saying tomato instead of VEGGIE makes me michelin rated tho. enjoy your bread, eggs, cheese, meat bro. Sounds delicious
>not surviving on unseasoned chicken and lentils
sounds like a food addiction. enjoy your mcdonalds fatass
who is we? nobody else named a recipe or listed ingredients to anything except the guy that fucked up his chicken caprese
that's not all i buy, i also get fresh vegetables. i get real butter too. i'm sorry that food is cheaper where i live bro. yesterday i ate two chicken breasts pan fried in balsamic vinegar with carrots, celery and mushroom, ham cheese egg breakfast sandwich fried in butter, steamed zucchini, and romano and parmesan pasta with turkey meatballs, shrooms and jalapeños. i also buy seasonings on this budget. i asked where that anon lived because it makes a difference, like i've traveled to NY and Cali and especially in NY the produce prices astounded me
Garlic is free, grows in dirt on the window sill. Same with coreander (cilantro), rosemary, thyme, oregano.
Spaghetti is a staple “fancy” meal, brown a pound of hamburger ($3, bought as part of my half-a beef), half a pound of Hispanicy Italian sausage ($3), drain and filter half of the fat (for use as cooking oil), add two cans of tomatoes ($4 when out of season, or free 4 lbs I can grab them off of my Tomato plant in season) to the pan and turn the heat down, 4 cloves free garlic, sachet of free herbs, a couple cents worth of black pepper, a $1 onion, let it simmer for half an hour. When the sauce is nearly done, add $2 (out of season, free in season) worth of zucchini, and set $2 worth of noodles to boil (with pennies worth of salt and a bit of the drained off beef fat to help nucleate the boil and prevent foaming over, respectively). Save and reduce the pasta water for a good starch base for other sauces. Garnish with a $1 block of parm (100 grams) and a box grater.
Feeds 6 (or preps 5 meals you can save for later) for $7-$15 and an hour of stove watching. On a cut? Replace the pasta with more veg added to the sauce. Not in to noodles? Make a simple bread, 500 grams ap flour (50¢), 200 grams water, 2 grams yeast (50¢) or sourdough starter (basically free), stir until shaggy dough, swap it into oiled bowl (10¢ or less of olive oil), let it rise for an hour, punch it down, let it rise, punch is down, let it rise, divide into 6 portions in oiled glass bowls (20¢ olive oil) cover and refrigerate. Keeps 2 weeks, let it sit for 3 days for best results. To cook, roll out like Italian loaf, let it rise an hour, and bake at 450(f) until it starts to crisp (just a couple minutes) or pound flat like a pizza crust and either make pizza or let it rise half an hour and cook it at 450 as a quasi flatbread thing. Serve with rosemary (free) and olive oil (25¢). Bread is more work, but it’s still only minutes, you don’t watch it rise.
bro wut? thats literally what i ate growing up lol. one of the cheapest meals you can make
Yeah even I know how to make spaghetti, and I never cook.
I think you kinda lost the plot here man. The entire point of my post is that I specifically DO NOT want to buy cheap meals in bulk then mealprep eating the same shitty meal every day. Like that was my entire fucking point lol. Yes, it is humanly possible to liveo n $20 a week in food. Im saying thats so fucking weird and sad. I have no idea why you guys brag about it like its cool.
Financially it's the best thing you can do for yourself, but it's absolutely one of those "eat to live" lifestyle choices. If fiscal responsibility matters to you more than enjoying food you need to live, then of course it's a flex.
You need to remember man that not everyone on this board is stressing over a few dozen dollars. Some of us grew up and got jobs and we just come here for the memes
Oh I'm not advocating for it in any way. I'm rationalizing it from their perspective. I have money and don't need to budget for $20 a week, but I know that's not the case for everyone. If someone has money and they're doing that, I don't care to know them.
Like me in Euro.
Before inflation it was 45€ (inclusive non-food like cleaning stuff).
Bread, eggs, cheese, meat like chicken legs or liver sausage, fruits, butter.
But no candy. Maybe ojr ice cream each 2 Months.
>Bread, eggs, cheese, meat like chicken legs or liver sausage, fruits, butter.
I cant get this for $55 much less all the rest of the ingredients to make them actual meals. This other broke moron out here saying he lives on $20 lmaoo. Fucking sad man
In Texas limes used to always be like 7/$1, presumably the same in California (since limes are grown in both states, as well as Mexico right next door). So that's only $1 of limes.
Though avocados were usually like 2-3/$1 so I'd have gotten more of them, and like tripled down on black beans and add a bunch of cheap pork or chicken quarters both of which depending on sales varied from $0.25 to $0.50/lb. Also cilantro was around $0.30, green onions only slightly more, eggs could be had for like $1.50, beans and rice and shit usually around $1 or less per, and onions, sweet potatoes, garlic etc all dirt cheap. Tortillas too.
Point is, at a normal store, everything in that picture is maybe $1 to $1.50 or significantly less, and there are 16 different items. How the fuck is that $29? Should be like $12 or so.
How do I make my body look not like this?
Cut then bulk
get a gf>
eat high protein diet and do cardio 3 times a week, boom you have no fat and need 2300 calories a day
the fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement
dont be fat
Keep the butter balls comin'
This is good motivation to stay on track
>I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
"im trying to sneak around, but im dummy thick... and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards."
I have video of her. Where somebody put jabbas speaking when she talked. Funny stuff. Shame IST dosent have sound in 2023
Sound script is a thing
put it on /wsg and link it here
I hate to ask but what is a "transmascs"?
women who want to larp as men for god knows what reason.
It's better to be a man, lol. It makes sense, but none of them realize they'll be manlets, or still have tits. Or have a giant ass. Or have bingo wings.
>muh retarded made up bullshit is more important than your retarded made up bullshit!
The look of astonishment on their faces.
Framemogs 95% of IST
wonder what gorlock opinion is on which is the tasiest skinny men or fit men?
in her defense they both seemed a little drunk
I've learned, the key is, is you have a group of women you need to get the fat bitches drunk. They are the horniest, sluttiest, most low self esteemed group on the planet. You can literally do anything you want with them. That is why they usually end up with black guys, they have no other options. I've had fat girls eat my asshole, done ass to mouth, and came on their face and never talked to them again. They're so fucked up and self esteem is so low its not even funny
Yeah but for that you'd have to fuck a fat chick
>You can literally do anything you want with them.
I'd rather put my cock in a vice than touch a fat woman.
vanity sizes were a mistake.
they hit beautiful at medium
Actually a nice and heartwarming webm, they shock you with those disgusting bodies but the pretty girls are seen last and look even better when compared to the whales.
I want XS.
this is fake, but if any one of you would refuse this offer, you're an idiot.
i would only do +100 pounds once and if i had a choice after cutting like a maniac
being a normal mentally healthy human like most of the anons in this thread instead of a clown world freak, I would be barely class 2 obese after 50kg of weight gain and would take less than a year to cut back to normal.
Yep stroke out at 200 pounds, just genius.
It doesn't stipulate fat, so you could mitigate damage by becoming a 350 lb powershitter, only half of the gain would be fat.
Yeah, but is it actually the first pic fake?
>tfw no one will pay for you to bulk
i unironically get butthurt knowing people like brian shaw live like this
>XYZ company sponsored you and is helping you buy $600 weekly groceries
>ummm just wear their shirts when you record a video of you lifting
I wouldn't ruin my body for $10mil. No amount of money is worth the progress I've made.
Then youre a fucking retard. You can just lose the weight and be set for life financially. Youre a fucking retard mate
this is whats wrong with zoomers. zero fucking concept of money. theyll gladly pay $10 for a coffee and then bitch minimum wage isnt high enough. unironically a lot of them probably wouldnt take this deal then work themselves to death instead paycheck to paycheck
My self respect is worth a lot more than all the money in the world. You delusional dimwits wanting to literally whore out your body and looking down on people who wouldn't is pretty hilarious though.
dude do you have a job?
I take L to XXS. I'm not fatphobic.
Who is she
This reminds me of how often fat women complain about how thin women wearing cute vut basic outfits aren't worthy of praise because they're just skinny. Fuck them. I have a harder time than them finding my size anywhere because I'm short and skinny, the few things I have look good on me and would look awful on anyone who's a fatass, ugly people just can't suddenly look beatiful just because they're wearing a cute long dress. That's just how it works.
The greatest thing about being skinny is mogging fat people without effort.
Also fat people are retarded
I'm a lanklet and every "big and tall" store has 90% big, 10% tall clothing at best. Most of what looks good on me has to be tailored. Fuck em for thinking they're oppressed because the cutest shower curtain only goes to 6xl.
I’m not even a chick and I can’t find clothes in my size that actually fit. Even "slim fit" clothes in designer men’s clothing stores aren’t small enough. I fucking hate being a lean manlet, it would be so much easier if I was a fag but alas I’m not into cock.
Just buy clothes for chinamen if you're poor or japs if you're rich, lil fella.
How'd you forget that there's still an entire continent of all small people?
I’m too prideful, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers. I will take the Chinapill to find clothes that fit… it will be a lesson in humility for me.
Attractive people look good in anything
for me, it's XXS and XS. other ones are fat.
I love how it was impossible to tell how many girls were in the line until the XLs were all out of the way. Completely eclipsed each lard behind them until only the normal sized women remained and were all at least partially visible.
How long is that fucking room, damn!
I wish the gif had sound
I believe until 2X are still salvageable.
>Verification not required.
I'd do 2x, XL, X, L (from behind), XS, XXS.
What's the difference between 1X and XL?
Americans are so fat that 3XL is actually XXXXL, 1XL being XXL. So basically they count how much Xs you add to an XL not an L amazing I know
programmer logic counting from zero
I would from M and below and still would cum a dump L and XL
XL actually has the nicest face, followed by XXS and XS
God delivers us such works of art, that yet so many would not see.
What's with white trash "people" and pitbulls?
White trash just imitates morons. Therefore pitbull.
I can smell this video
smells of meth and cigarettes
what does meth smell like?
Doesnt meth make you thin?
Just an alcoholic. Stimulants burn fat, that's the the main reason women abuse them.
Jacktoothed methface garbage skanks who favor pitbulls also unironically wear T-shirts that say "WORK" because they need your tax dollars to pay for their tattoos, mountain dew, and army of antisocial fatherless niglets.
Cause you need to pay for her gibs
>blonde with beer on the stool smirk
>dj taking the vid
>dude toe tapping over to the last bitch on the floor without even making eye contact throughout the whole thing
This whole thing reeks of Tues night special
in a fucking converted warehouse in rural Virginia
Wtf is a "fat story"? Like extra sentences? Like how J.R.R. Tolkien describes a tree?
Fucker didn't learn shit.
>Wtf is a "fat story"? Like extra sentences? Like how J.R.R. Tolkien describes a tree?
Sorta like that time I was trapped in a cheez whiz vat and had to eat it all to avoid drowning
This is the first time I've seen anyone post Strange Brew on this board
That was Elsinore Beer, hoser. Take off
I bet that dog has to fight for every scrap of food in the house.
>Would you fuck me?
>I'd fuck me
Why is reddit like this?
>Seek out fat stories from fat people
Are we not doing that in this very thread?
It has been proven that fat people lie (intentionally or unintentionally) about their caloric intake.
Even the writer of this had to pause to gasp for air between comments, wheezing with their immense bulk of fat constricting their lungs.
stop letting the food industry from use fillers, weird dyes, pesticides, and seed oils. you are what you eat and thats why americans look like crap
6 gorillion experts say
embarrassing to the board. fuck off
moron, we are the board.
>moron, we are the board
Why is it that the more "hideous and ugly" you try to make the chud, the more gnomish it ends up looking lmao
Filthy garden gnomes always project what they look like, they know just how hideous they are.
I legit can't tell whether this is meant to be a gnomish caricature or not.
yes goy the billionaires are innocent
I hate fat women.
Rate my gang
10 on the Richter scale
Very sad. The young one seems to still be a teenager. What's the prospect then....?
i dont hate fat people. i hate trannies
in a way, fatties are similar to trannies in that they catastrophically alter their bodies as a result of mental illness and live in denial of reality
I don't hate fatties who actively work to improve themselves, I hate the fatties who don't and act like it's everyone elses fault they're fat or being fat is somehow ok.
Also fuck trannies.
Everyone talks about how losing lots of weight makes your dick bigger, or at least look bigger. Is there any way to estimate what the difference might be based on how deep I can push my finger into the fleshy part of my crotch before I feel my pelvis?
I forget the numbers but IIRC you could estimate it by adding an inch for every 5 BMI you lost (assuming that lost body mass was fat and not muscle). I went from a BMI of 30 down to 19 and gained exactly 2 inches, so it seemed kinda accurate for me. I don’t recall if that was the exact ratio though.
How far you can push into the fat pad at your pubic bone is an indicator.
The inch per 5 BMI like
works decent enough as an estimate.
Technically it's more complex. Genetics will influence how easily you lose fat in that area and how much impact it has on perceived size.
Furthermore cardio and weight loss can lead to better blood circulation which means stronger and larger boners.
I think this is absolute bullshit cause I see fat and chubby super hung people in porn all the time. Like this guy is literally obese and looks to be around 7 inches, how big would he be after losing weight? 10???
Are you retarded?
It's porn, everyone frauds. It's basically expected.
I've yet to see any proof, meaured by medical professionals, that any human ever had a 10 inch dick. They simply dont exist.
Thanks god it's (nearly) summer.
Why am I always eating when these kind of posts of monsters ruin my appetite.
sooooo fuckin fat you gotta tape your pants
That article is correct. A calorie deficit makes you lose weight, but you need to do more to get rid of obesity for good
how does one get two bellies?
Is it possible for a fat person to lose weight if "someone" starves him(not to death) for, let s say 3 months letting his body consume all the fat and only giving him water, what are gonna be the side effects of this hypothetical event?
it's not hypothetical
>Agostino "Angus" Giuseppe A Barbieri (1939 – 7 September 1990) was a Scottish man who fasted for 382 days, from June 1965 to July 1966. He lived on tea, coffee, sparkling water, and vitamins while living at home in Tayport, Scotland, and frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. He lost 276 pounds (125 kg) and set a record for the length of a fast.
and then he gained it all back I presume
apparently he only gained back 7kg
What a based man, but I doubt any fat person have his mind state to accomplish that.
That’s why we have to reference the one time this happened back in the 60s. This was the only fat who ever had this much willpower. There will never be another.
So is there a genetic advantage to being an obesefuck if the crops fucking failed for a year and you had to survive?
Yes, and its advantageous in avoiding hypothermia
ive never watched but someone told me that that history channel reality show where they make city people camp outside for a few weeks a fat guy always wins because he can go the longest without food
The skin doesn't t return to fit in his New skinny body right?
Does people who fuck fat woman not experience any low esteem after doing it?
I mean that s all you can get?Something that nobody else wants?
Pathetic, rather stay virgin at this point.
Anyone whos capable of getting and maintaining an erection in the presence of a naked fat woman is a fucking freak.
How fat are we talking? Like they’re morbidly obese I don’t see how it’s possible either, but if they are just a little overweight it’s pretty easy. Like you don’t stare at a chick’s stomach when you’re inside of her and if it’s that much of a problem you can just flip her over.
You know what else we can flip?
Hamburgers, so by this hypothese, yeah we are what we eat.
>skinny people do not have the ability to eat hamburgers
They don t eat them in abundance.
>hate fat women
>antithesis to my lifestyle, dating one isnt an option
>crippling fat fetish
can it be reprogrammed
This is for you two. She tried.
If we’re talking Big Cuties, then Jae has my heart.
Bullshit, Steph all the way. Wish she'd come back to modeling, she looks downright huge on her IG.
Didn’t know I was talking to a man of culture. So many of the big cuties are just perfect, it’s hard to pick a favourite. I would coom in and wife multiple of them regardless of what society thought of me
Vee Lynn is up there as well
Nice taste. I like mine larger but I can respect those picks.
>Pathetic, rather stay virgin at this point.
lmao virgins telling people who fuck how pathetic they are
>lmao virgins telling people who fuck how pathetic they are
It s not the same preserving your virginity even if you can lose it, than fucking some Fat Ass Hoe Hoe Hoe "Merry christmas" Santa Claus bitch because you can t get any better.
I dont feel low self esteem because i have fucked skinny, fit and hot women so I know I can do better. Only once have a felt kinda disgusted at this one fatty cause she was kinda trashy, but generally i love the experience.
are you me?
whenever i visit fph i feel like i don't have that big of a obesity problem
>t. 110kg wishing for 80
>Using the belly fat to get momentum
Same, but I'm a 82kg wishing for 70. I'm only 173cm tall though.
Weird thing is that although I see tons of fatties outside nowadays (Netherlands) my BMI is still above average.
It's a metaphor
>white man's burden.mp4
God that's disgusting.
Bros... I ate kebab with rice and veggies and a cheeseburger today... I'm going to the gym in an hour. Please call me a fat retard to fuel my workout and strenghten my will to never slip again. I beg you.
wtf is wrong with you, fatty?!
BRRR BRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRRRRRRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Oh so we're just posting her now?
Fascinating what kinds of locomotion can some creatures develop.
Mother nature will never cease to amaze me.
one day of motivation isnt going to be enough to change who youve been as a person for decades. you will eventually stumble and regress, and it will be to much to overcome for your fragile little brain. you will never make it
Does anyone have the gif of the k-pop dancers copying the fat lady? One of the dancers looks super shocked