FPH - Gay mods delete good threads edition

Since the last one got deleted, fresh bread

>inb4 ban

Fuck fatties, fuck architects, slampigs are disgusting and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JANNIES ARE FATTIES

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jannies tried to protect us from architects. I think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If that is the case then I apologize, but obviously I have my doubts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          normal fph threads are allowed to reach the pump limit. If anything jannies hate architects or just see it as obvious astroturf.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really hope they ban the architects, they keep shitting up the place

            I hate fat fucks so god damn much

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i actually had a bottle of regular soda (Swapped it for coffee) after quitting the shit. Shit was actually really bland why do people drink that shit?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >make terrible career choices
              >it's other people's fault!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Defending fatties
                Twitter is that way, lardass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're supposed to tip massage guys? huh.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why did she put her dress size in the signature line?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Four paragraphs and didn't attempt to refute a single point, imagine my surprise

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Now this is seethe. People bandy that term around a lot these days, but four paragraphs of spite for someone, wishing they fail in life and calling them a bad person, without even attempting to address what they said, is actual textbook seething.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the j*nnies may have been trying to help
        so? fuck j*nnies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >jannies tried to protect us from architects. I think.
        Pretty much. /fph/ threads use to be great full of OC, funny memes and great fat story greentexts. But now it's 90% fat fetishists being wolves in sheep's clothings.

    • 1 month ago
      CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

      >chud JANNIES
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      >H E D O E S I T F O R F R E E
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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      americans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Classic yanks not realising Japanese obesity rate is like 1%

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guess I'm going to tokyo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6'0, 225lbs would I be allowed in?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have your body but im 6'3 180lbs
        how does this happen?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t believe that you’re 225 pounds. You look great, I’d guess that you were 180-190 pounds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based fatty gaslighter. It's like when cute women make videos saying they're mtf trannies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats 225? you look 180. how odd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats 225? you look 180. how odd

        Based fatty gaslighter. It's like when cute women make videos saying they're mtf trannies

        I can’t believe that you’re 225 pounds. You look great, I’d guess that you were 180-190 pounds

        i have your body but im 6'3 180lbs
        how does this happen?

        Maybe that's an unfair angle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that makes way more sense. you are a lot more muscular than i am, but id guess we are the same bodyfat %
          also i like your hair

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you look good but if this is what 225 looks like I'm never going to be huge

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can I suck your cock bro?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a girl?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you on dialysis?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No because you're white and as much as you want to believe your anime fantasies Japan is xenophobic as fuck if you're anywhere but Tokyo
        t. good female friend of mine went there to teach English and is treated like shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They won't be xenophobic when they see my BWC

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >English teaching monkey
          >gets no respect
          You don't say.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice calvin's, I have the same pair
        now let's see your cock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Never trust a skinny chef
      Never understood that shit. Kitchens are usually filled with fat fucks or skinny fucks, hardly any in betweens

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Theoretically, if you were a fat chef, you would be eating all the food you make. If you were a skinny chef, you wouldn't be eating everything you eat, supposedly because you aren't good at cooking. Yea it's dumb.

        lol, but, like, can't they just eat less? That's what everyone on IST says

        A lot of people have bad food habits from their childhood food habits/what their parents fed them, so it can be more difficult for those people. Certainly not impossible, but harder.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. I was lucky enough to have parents who gave a shit about what they were feeding me, so I never found myself hopelessly addicted to fast food or soda, even when the opportunities to get it presented itself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When I worked in the kitchen, it was mostly the drinking and drugs that brought upon the weight of most people. They'd eat and drink in excess off hours. Come back the next day after only sleeping 4 hours, then work another 14 hour shift. Kitchen workers are wild man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a coping mechanism.
        For instance, you’d buy hair gel from a bald guy if the product was good—and just because someone has a full set of hair doesn’t mean their hair gel is any better.
        It’s the same way in this instance. It’s all pure cope from fatties who’d rather complain on garden gnomebook than spend literally less than an hour working out and not shoving slop down their throats.

        I heard Gordon Ramsay is pretty good but according to the fatties, he must be a shit chief.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I came here to repent. The architecture meme got me hard. First I was just posting stuff about it as a joke, then it turned into some weird fetish. Last thing I knew I almost fucked a really fat girl in a party last friday drunk out of my mind.
    Then this week I had to deal with the bitch startin to bring me on a date and shit. Jesus. Had to dodge a fat fucking bullet there.
    I'm really sorry, I'll never post architect stuff ever again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck her. Date her. Repent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't look in the mirror if I let myself seen in public with her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why fetishes should only serve as a fap material. Never bring your sexual fantasies into the real world, it's not worth it. Trust me, I've tried.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        was that ranch? i hate ranch.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like mayo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is that ranch? I can't even eat that shit with a salad nevermind alone. Fucking disgusting americans

          Ranch or mayo. Either way, disgusting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            batchy balls.. the guy is a bulk master, now i wont lie, i have eaten 4 mcdoubles before but with the fries and soda? impressive.
            >the apple pies
            do these people not have ankle problems or tendonitis and shit? in a way, they have amazing genetics.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The most obese people are usually the most durable. Which is a shame, because they'd make mad progress at the gym.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              those aren't mcdoubles, they have lettuce. I think 4 big macs that he asked to be stacked on top of each other

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I tried to find this guy to see if he's still alive but all I could find was the video with sound on tiktok. Extremely surprised to hear that he's scottish (I think) and not American. Couldn't find any other videos featuring him

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Link to the tiktok, please?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.tiktok.com/@bonkerscompetitions/video/7013409302698265861

                I think this is just some moron reuploading Nigel's video but I don't do tiktok so I didn't look through the channel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.tiktok.com/@bonkerscompetitions/video/7013409302698265861

              I think this is just some moron reuploading Nigel's video but I don't do tiktok so I didn't look through the channel

              I could tell immediately by his face and the name Nigel that he was a Brit. The accent is actually Lancastrian, ie, a type of Norf. This is the fat English football fan phenotype.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Really? I could tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few Brits in my time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bro his names Nigel you are not legally allowed to step on US soil with that name

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the most American meal
            >the most norfern chap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Ranch or mayo. Either way, disgusting.
            Not only is it disgusting but probably one of the most unhealthy things you can eat. It's like 80% seed and vegetable oils

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can make it less harmful by making homemade mayo. Olive oil, salt, lemon squeezed, mustard, egg yolks, blend together.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've been thinking about that because I like mayo but stopped eating it a while back. What happens if I use butter instead of olive oil?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I found this recipe online, it's called "keto mayo", You can just mix your normal homemade mayo with sour cream, this might make it lighter on the calories. Or just try making sour cream sauces, there are a lot of great ones.

        • 1 month ago
          CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

          It looked like hand lotion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that ranch? I can't even eat that shit with a salad nevermind alone. Fucking disgusting americans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why were they filming

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably saw her take a sippy before the camera was on. Naturally the fatty was going to take another.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Planning to rob the armored car.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because that is "holy shit" levels of fet degeneracy you fucking Amerimutt. I can't even imagine that behavior being so normalized that I ask why it was worthy of being noticed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know I used to think this way until I found a boyfriend that lets me peg him and put him in chastity. He calls me mommy when he falls asleep in my arms so I don't know if fetishes should always stay in porn. I grew up my entire life rubbing it to weird femdom porn and now that I live that life it's actually pretty comfy. Maybe you just really didn't like fatties in the first place.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's just weird. I get the stockings, or roleplaying, all that normie stuff, but extreme fetishes are just cringe, I don't think that's the way to live one's life. I don't think it's healthy for your mind, or your husband's mind.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it makes penis hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Suck my ass mutt

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Call him a leaf, and watch how he recoils

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck is an architect?
      someone who sculpts fat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        an architect is someone, specifically a muscular person, who enjoys bbws and wants to make their girlfriend into one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >muscular person
          yeah right gay. an architect is a fat virgin who watches too much porn. anyone who wants to fuck ham planets is either a moron or a retard who hasnt seen or smelled these walking rotting corpses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a retard who wants to fuck landwhales

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Less chatter, more fat hate bros. We must harpoon every last one of the delusional whales and their architect enablers.

    Also, mods are fags, jannies are trannies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love diet coke, no i wont take that back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like coke zero. I wish they'd sell vanilla coke zero where I am.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the moment someone figures out how to make grape soda sugar free it's the moment the black community is saved.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Christ almighty
      Yikes... I don't tolerate zealous bigots, blocked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fruit is healthy to eat, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based frat
        based skinny friends abandoning fat
        cringe fat being fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fruit is healthy to eat, right?
        For the most part yes, just don't eat a crazy amount. Fruit is basically just sugar, water, fiber, and a small amount of carbohydrates. All things your body needs. But since the body has to break it down to get at the sugar it's released much more slowly into your bloodstream than refined sugar, so you don't get the same issues of insulin spikes and sugar crashing that you get from processed foods with a lot of added sugar. So if candy is a sugar bomb, fruit is more like a sugar candle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >fruit has sugar, fiber, and a small amount of carbohydrates
          sugar and fiber are both carbohydrates. when you subtract the water the entire fruit is carbohydrates.
          >all things your body needs
          the only sugar in fruit is fructose which your body absolutely does not require in any metabolic process. fiber isn’t needed either and as it’s indigestible your body can’t use it if it wanted to.

          You are an idiot and need to stop spreading your “advice”.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck off keto shill

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the only sugar in fruit is fructose which your body absolutely does not require in any metabolic process
            False and false. You have no idea what you're talking about.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's almost there

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i thought FPH was a regular thread, and the mods just dealt with it.

    why is it not allowed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is allowed, it's likely some mod got triggered and baleeted it out of rage but

      jannies tried to protect us from architects. I think.

      could be right. Doubtful but I can't disprove it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK. THEM.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lies in bio/photo
      >gets called out
      >is totally the victim

      This bitch deserves to be harpooned.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>is totally the victim
        If they were capable of taking responsibility for anything, they wouldn't be so fat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if she were thinner, gonna be a nope from me. God almighty do I hate septum rings

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Once, when very drunk, I grabbed a girl by the septum ring like a bull and led her around while she screamed with tears in her eyes. When I woke up I still had nasty smelling blood on my fingers. I don't know if whoreblood just smells worse or whether it was to do with the piercing, but it was far worse smelling than any normal person's blood.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a link to the article? That looks like the girl that sexually assaulted me at a party in 2010.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck I found the article and yes it's her.

        Fuck that fucking fat fucking bitch. She fucking sexually assaulted and molested me at a party and called me a gay douchebag for not going along with it.

        She deserves every bit of misfortune that ever arrives in her life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I pray that no one ever have to experience your pain anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thank you. I hadn't thought about it in years and then browsing this thread there's her fucking face.

            And here I am, a grown ass 31 year old man crying in his room over something that happened 12 years ago. And I can't fucking talk to anyone I know about it because it'll jsut be fucking so fucking I fucking HATE that bitch I FUCKING HATE HER

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone please post the elephant foot in the bathroom stall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know one of you has it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's so gross lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I see the new garloid variant has arrived

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Underrated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek every time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      source?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Walking Dead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The walking dead
        Baseball bat man makes a good point how do you maintain mass during a zombie apocalypse and Cain to be starving

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if it were that easy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do people get this fat and get no bitch tits??
      I had bitch tits when I was fat and it was hell working off the breast fat (it wasn't gyno, just man titties)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Genetics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        some people just get different fat distribution, when i was a fat fuck in high school, then started losing the weight, i had a double chin all the way down to 165 lb.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shanice
      Imagine my shock.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the mythical Great Clean One I see?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Escape velocity must've been too high. Poor chap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happened to all the descriptive names these threads used? I remember shit like hamgalaxy and such

        kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Being creative is considered reddit now

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if I feel worse for people who were fat from childhood due to bad parenting or people who were once skinny and became fat. The former never had a chance and don't know what they're missing, but the latter know what they lost and probably had something rough in their life that caused them to gain so much weight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would say the former. The latter is just a lazy piece of shit. The other just didn't know any better and suffered from a disgusting world that views it as normal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What really gets me about this one is that this girl could've looked like left for half a century given that she's asian and they age better than anyone.

      • 1 month ago
        anonymous

        its not the race, its that most asian women have an unholy skincare obsession. and also good diet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This happens a lot to asians who move to America, I've seen many such cases

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not surprised. American restaurants maximize calories

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they use sugar in everything, that's why i learned to cook at home. its not as good but 90% there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do fat people act so concerned about developing an eating disorder when they already very obviously have an eating disorder

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They’re willing to address an ED that isn’t their own

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't starbucks fraps have like 1500 calories

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. It’s completely possible to bulk on two frappes a day

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yup. It’s completely possible to bulk on two frappes a day

              I looked into it, that twitter account is a based troll.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >anita b. etin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Anita B. Etin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That one got me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                anita be eating?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it

                I need to be eating.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                B. Etin

                holy shit took me a second

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahha

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't starbucks fraps have like 1500 calories

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At least she realized it, unlike a good amount of fatties who swear up and down they totally ate like 1000 calories a day and mysteriously gained 10 pounds in a month.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                holy would

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure that is Schmitty, who is a pretty funny troll.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Schmitty is chubby now? Hot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck does your dick have anything to do with fasting?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was fat since I was a child. It was fucking awful. I was 173cm and 75kg by the time I finished High School, that's when I quit bullshitting myself and started working out and eating like a human being. I'm at 64kg now (I cut to 58 and then started bulking). Fuck everyone who ever told me I looked "fine" and that I was "healthy". I look like a man now (inb4 manlet). I can run. I can hold my bodyweight when climbing. I can play sports with my friends without being useless. Fuck being fat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't even obese, but good for you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my gf ballooned the same way after 3-4 years. never really noticed until it was too late

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If your gf went from super stacy to blob like that chick, my deepest condolences

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was fat when I was young and so was my cousin. We both became teenagers and outright rejected the lives our parents made us have and started eating right and exercising. I feel like it's better to be a fat child due to bad parenting because it's not your fault and you can realize that you can lead your own life and change it. The people who become fat on their own volition are totally different. No one made them fat. They made them fat, and they consciously chose to be fat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fuck that pic reminds me of a Korean girl I knew since childhood. We weren't really friends but we were the same age and knew each other since before elementary and we went to the same class and all that through high school. After hs we didn't see each other anymore, which is like 11 years now I think. All I know is she had a kid with some dude before breaking up with him, but a few weeks ago I saw her in the grocery store while driving through my hometown and I almost didn't recognize her. When we were teens she was slim and kinda cute, but now she was a borderline handbeast and her face was like a dinner plate because for some reason the fat accumulates around her head and face, and her already flat asian face just sort of sunk into her fat around her head
      It's fucking depressing and I didn't even go up and talk to her

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you can't even breathe under the fat fuck you bagged

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw expecting this gif to end horribly
        man ive been here for too long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *guts theme plays*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      know your limits

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP
    Fuck fat fetishists, mods need to ban them from IST

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >2D fat person
      >has thin person's face
      every time

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, this would make a perfect coffee table. Vjd0jx

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone heard of Topamax? My doctor prescribed it to me for weight loss and binge eating. It apparently makes food taste bad and gets rid of your urges to eat. But it also has a bunch of nasty side effects too, like kidney failure and suicidal thoughts.
    Should be fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My friend takes it and has success with it. Not too many bad side effects for him aside from food not tasting as good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He sounds lucky. I've been reading reviews and almost everyone says it's hell. It's making me pretty worried. Some people forget their own name, get kidney stones and metabolic acidosis, or get schizophrenic hallucinations. There's like a hundred side effects for this drug, and most of the are common. makes me scared.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If it's bad just stop taking it. Effects stop immediately. Your doctor will follow up also.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds lucky. I've been reading reviews and almost everyone says it's hell. It's making me pretty worried. Some people forget their own name, get kidney stones and metabolic acidosis, or get schizophrenic hallucinations. There's like a hundred side effects for this drug, and most of the are common. makes me scared.

      ffs why do you retards think you need some goy pill that will eviscerate your life to get in shape? literally just stop eating so much food bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you do it the wrong way, it feels impossible. Took me nearly 5 years of bullshit before I figured out that I could cut without feeling like shit and binging and rebounding. Gonna be real careful going forward, I'm not going back to the fat zone while i'm still breathing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bro learn to enjoy cooking and you won't feel the urge to eat shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      learn to have willpower

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >side effects too, like kidney failure and suicidal thoughts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this fat retard is risking kidney failure so that he doesn't have to be such a fat retard on his own
      you make me sick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier and better to just stop eating so much.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would you tell an alcoholic to just "stop drinking so much"?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well first I'd beat him and then I'd say that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

      Adderall and other amhetamines are better

      They used to be prescribed as diet pills back in the 80s, times were better back then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It looked like hand lotion

        Been to Louisiana a couple times, every restaurant there is like this, asses hanging over the sides of the chairs in lines

        Forgot to change the name, buddy.

        • 1 month ago
          CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

          I didn't forget, I left it like that on purpose to make the jannies seethe

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

      Been to Louisiana a couple times, every restaurant there is like this, asses hanging over the sides of the chairs in lines

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Another victim of Pierce Brosnan.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could be a man or a woman no one knows
      Gender: hambeast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Diabetes speedrun world champion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Says he puts 5
      >Only puts 4
      Fat brain is real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only puts 4 in
      >doesnt stir
      wat

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This that bro who hid the pickles under his tongue from spongebob

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Another victim of the amerimutt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's like those giraffes at the zoo safari that eat everything from your car...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a giraffe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all /fph/ gore I have seen, this is the most disturbing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Out of all /fph/ gore I have seen, this is the most disturbing

      Right, because s/he is built like a fucking bowling pin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good Lord that thing is revolting
      https://www.tiktok.com/@papi_culo69/video/7055079758631144750?lang=en

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hes warping the space around him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay.

      I've seen this webm many times, but I yet don't understand:
      How does he morph like that?
      I refuse to believe he's squatting that weight.
      Is there a chair hidden behind his mass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The thing about extreme cases of obesity, is that any shape goes. The body just gets confused and distributes the fat "wherever". I guess we're not used to this amount of fat tissue, so the body has to improvise.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Y'know they say you are what ya eat
          But I never seen a bitch who ate oranges shaped like an orange

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Really thought that said orphanage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah there has to be a stool or something behind him. Holding a squat like that should be impossible for him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not squatting, see how his knees don't bend at all?
        My theory is that his body has dissolved his spine, ribs and most internal organs to support even greater amount of fatty tissue. That's why he can just plop his upper torso inside his lower body like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's curving his spine? Honestly clueless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the crane cables snapped due to his weight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He just compresses like a slinky

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      POV: you’re a McDonald’s cheeseburger left unattended

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, not IST but putting in the work and getting there
    >be not me, goth friend from childhood
    >complains about fashion industry all the time
    >says low-waisted jeans were oppression
    >complains about gym culture
    >says she doesn't want to be ogled while working out
    >says she doesn't get serotonin from exercise so it's pointless anyway
    >say nothing, continue my cut
    >take picture in a group
    >I'm wearing a suit, lookin sharp
    >she's wearing shapewear under a black dress
    >I'm looking like an Adonis standing in the back of the picture
    >"Damn anon, you're looking good! You've lost a lot of weight!"
    >friend looks like a basketball with a tablecloth draped over it
    >no remarks, no complements
    >doesn't speak to me for the rest of the day

    Not so sure we're gonna stay friends, she's becoming a turbo-liberal while I'm becoming even more of a toxic male

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have a friend who is fat hes a great person but he cant beat his demons, i invite him to workout with me every day, every, single, day. i know it annoys him but i dont want to let him use the excuse that one pushed him. after my cut i also got as lot of compliments and since we hang all the time he hears people talking about it. i know it hurts him but i cant force a man to change.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He needs help fixing his diet before a workout, see the /fat/ sticky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a friend with the opposite problem as well, he's super skinny and wants to be as strong as I am but he hates eating food. Can't help people who don't want to be helped.

        You can attempt to rescue her

        I've tried to help her in the past before she was too far gone, but she never wanted to stick with it. She's one of those types that can't admit to doing anything wrong, so you can't correct her about anything without a lecture on how hard her life was. Ain't got time to deal with that.

        Fuck that.
        Look after yourself. Get hot. Get better friends.

        Maybe fuck her if she loses it in future.

        I'm getting better friends already, not gonna fuck her though. She deserves the kind of person she sleeps with, and I'm not that kind of man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can attempt to rescue her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck that.
        Look after yourself. Get hot. Get better friends.

        Maybe fuck her if she loses it in future.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being toxic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish to have the misplaced confidence of a fat woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how can you brag about this online? I don't get it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ass fries

          I hate fat lazy stupid fucks so god damn much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks I'm never setting foot in a Mcdonalds ever again

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I would unironically still eat those, I'm so desperate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >making things easier
        >more doable

        She's talking about showering. How hard can it be for a narwhal to get into water?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know the secret to riding a narwhal? Mind the pointy end.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with shower chairs? I sit down and exfoliate my entire body like I'm in a Turkish or Japanese bath. Can leisurely reach every part of myself and scrub it clean

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just sit in the tub, if someone needs a chair then they're probably very fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shower chairs are not bad on its own. It's only kind of bad if your reasoning is due to gluttony

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Until there is a requirement for taking care of yourself, I will not support universal healthcare. Fatties can be fat all they want, but I won't pay for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You already do pay for it. What do you think insurance premiums are?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FUCKING WHY!?! Who just WATCHES people eating? I simply DO NOT understand the appeal. Is it funny? Is there some personality in between videos of chunking food down a bottomless pit? I've heard of lonely bastards who pathetically watch these while eating to "not feel so alone" but why wouldn't you stick to the Asian muckbangs that fast for a week in between this? WHY WOULD YOU WATCH A BLOB MONSTER WASTE FOOD??? WHY WOULD YOU THEN TIP IT???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's all just fat fetishists

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mukbang was originally a gf simulator in Asia. Guys would watch pretty girls eat copious amounts of food and pretend they were eating with them. Unfortunately, Americans found it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This picture sums up why i fucking hate vtubers at least the hot tub roasties on twitch have the decency to not be obese and put on makeup

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would she nuke her career like that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would she nuke her career like that?

          Somebody on discord doxxed her (figured out her identity) so I think she didn't want people to think she got "exposed" and instead played it off like she WANTED to reveal herself.

          Most of the time somebody is hiding their face behind an avatar, there is a good reason for it. Attractive people want to show you their face, trust me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, is that image just by people losing weight?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I believe so. 'Attractive' face shapes are usually bones and angles, and it only takes a little fat to really round them out. Your still gonna be limited by whatever your actual facial structure is, but most people look pretty good with thin faces.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bottom second from the left and top second from the right turned into legit 10/10s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like watching some nikocado avocado after a workout while drinking my protein shake.
        The feeling of superiority is intoxicating.
        Knowing that you are objectively better than other people. Gazing into the pit you have managed to climb out of. Looking down on those poor souls down there killing themselves for money and I get to see it in near real time.
        Guess I'm a psychopath or something but I really enjoy seeing suffering hidden behind a fake smile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nikocado avocado
          he's on suicide watch right now. i keep waiting for him to upload something 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm with you man, I feel the same rage. It's completely incomprehensible to me why this section of the internet exists. Who is it for? Why do they do it? I'll never understand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FUCKING WHY!?! Who just WATCHES people eating? I simply DO NOT understand the appeal. Is it funny? Is there some personality in between videos of chunking food down a bottomless pit? I've heard of lonely bastards who pathetically watch these while eating to "not feel so alone" but why wouldn't you stick to the Asian muckbangs that fast for a week in between this? WHY WOULD YOU WATCH A BLOB MONSTER WASTE FOOD??? WHY WOULD YOU THEN TIP IT???

          i watch it during a fast to live vicariously through garbage women eating garbage food

      • 1 month ago
        anonymous

        i like it because it makes me less hungry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dios mio

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in the bay area there's at least 10 of these women at every community college. I helped a buddy one night run the ticket booth for some event and the pajeetas were so disgusting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s a Hispanic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1/2 of their meals are takeout, damn

      FUCKING WHY!?! Who just WATCHES people eating? I simply DO NOT understand the appeal. Is it funny? Is there some personality in between videos of chunking food down a bottomless pit? I've heard of lonely bastards who pathetically watch these while eating to "not feel so alone" but why wouldn't you stick to the Asian muckbangs that fast for a week in between this? WHY WOULD YOU WATCH A BLOB MONSTER WASTE FOOD??? WHY WOULD YOU THEN TIP IT???

      I like watching people eat, it's like porn, but instead of making you hornier it makes your lust for food greater

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >german """cuisine"""

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I lost it at the chocolate.
      All of sudden, I feel as if a certain Austrian painter has had all of his actions and beliefs justified.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The mod who deleted the thread must be a fat fuck.
    I was fat before, fuck that, fuck everything about it.
    The miserable existence I had the audacity to call life. Oh God that was horrible.
    Fat people should be ashamed of being fat and do everything to lose the weight.
    Nothing pisses me off more than a fat person that has self esteem or that voices opinions.
    The currency with which you buy respect is hard work and fat people are can't afford any.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based nig playing Dead Space

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck, I remember that game
        it's been so long

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck, I remember that game
        it's been so long

        Lol, that's Dead space 2. I remember it exactly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ring so far down her finger it can't pass the first knuckle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a ring anon, that's a stick-on gem on her nails

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is very irritating.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      CLEAN IT UP JANNIES

      Lil bro looks like Diabeeto from Family Guy

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do they all fit into a car?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know those troop transports from WW2?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Heavier than the house itself

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This has me giggling like a retard. What a champion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's in the oven? Is that a bag of blood?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a ham.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ah, the garloid harvest. my favorite time of year

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a warehouse and it's not that miserable ffs

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Basically any thread that is beneficial to the users of this board gets deleted
    SIG, proud moments, etc.
    Meanwhile the most demoralizing and coombaiting threads are let run for days
    To quote MJ: "They don't care about us"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is the song that got him slandered and whackd

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel awful for ruining my eating plans and threads like these scare me straight.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ______________________________________
    THE GAY LINE
    ______________________________________
    Anyone who replies defending fatties in /fph/ below this line is officially GAY. That's right, GAY. So it is decreed!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say it.
      Fat people are people too and deserve respect, love and decency just like you and me.
      OR THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY, IF I WAS A DUMb SUMBITCH WITH NO DIGNITY.
      CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HELL YEAH BORTHER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hell fucking yeah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fat
        >People
        Choose one, and only one

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hate fat people so much bros, wish theyd all get rounded up and burned for fuel

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't fat people just lose weight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It requires radically changing fundamental habits, which is hard to do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol, but, like, can't they just eat less? That's what everyone on IST says

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm working on it. Down ~40 lbs in two months, halfway to my goal.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both these retards are dead why would i follow them

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom’s fake you nob goblin

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trips and boogie dies tonight

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How fucked in the head someone should be if they think the right one is superior to the left one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based fat fetishests, i hope she keeps getting bigger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Certainly not I, haha.
        Haha.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck jannies in the asshole with a bayonet attached shotgun and blow it open.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single healthy person

    What the hell is going on in america

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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