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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright frick it, I'm not even into fatties but tbh she looks better in the first Pic, like a fatter version of Elisha cuthbert

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      spotted Captain Ahab

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based architect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think you need a new hobby.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KEK! I lost it to this pic!

        https://i.imgur.com/BuGX5aG.png

        this beautiful angel passed recently 🙁

        >hahahah jk rest in pieces, you fat piece of shit

        she made fat women feel beautiful, in the same way that a prostitute makes ugly men feel sexy

        Yet another one. Does anyone know of a web database of HAES advocates, fat acceptance activists, "plus size" celebrities, etc that died young due to heart disease or beetus? I know there are quite a few (and my mom even commented the other day about one that just dropped dead), but it would be nice if there was an easy listing that we could pass around.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's a 2/10 in the left pic and a 5/10 in the right one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I like some chub if the frame suits it but that's not the case here. She needed to be thin to look good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      el arquitecto del rascacielo de donas señores

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The shadows are hiding the fat rolls anon. Hope you don't use any dating apps because that woman probably looked like a walrus in person when she took that first photo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I shamefully agree. Anons how do we cure ourselves from having been psyopped by thiccposters? I miss being able to be turned on by skinny chicks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She’s an attractive woman in general and I’m into heavy chicks but she looks twice better in the right pic and throw her in a dress and she’s a knockout

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      only dyels like fatties

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She ascended subhumanity, she left them behind. And they just want to drag her back in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Carb Buckets are a real thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Carb Buckets
        kek, appropriate

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pandemic weight gain? Lost 70 pounds during those 1.5 years

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I’m Scotland they’re boxes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love the Scots. If I were to be reborn as any nationality besides American I'd choose to be a Scot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They're white Black folk only surpassed by the Irish.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Weird mongel people
            >Everything artistic a cheap copy of the Irish
            >Everything Scientific a cheap copy of the English
            Plus any people that happy to be under control of a foreign power are cucks

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The majority of Scots were and are English now and at the time of Union. The lowlands (the most populus area now and in the past) had seen Anglo-Saxon migration at the same time England did. After 1066 even more Anglo-Saxons and later Anglo-Normans migrated there becoming the largest ethnic group and had replaced Scotish-Gaelic as the Kingdoms language entirely by 1400. Scottish nationalism is all a massive LARP, an artificial creation that's built around speaking with an accent.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Kek they aren't happy, they keep trying to get another referendum put through even though they get a disproportionate amount of funding from the English gov. It'll frick up Scotland just like leaving the EU fricked up England.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's disgusting, but it's probably one meal for some of these fatties.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In upstate New York we have garbage plates, pure carbs with 'meat' dumped on them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >vomit plates

            What the hell is even in that?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's going to look the same way in the toilet later on

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I loved eating those when I lived in Rochester for a short time tbh. just cant do it often

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >iron Bru
          Imagine drinking bubble gum soda

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          frick I miss Irn Bru

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Let me guess, no one was giving you attention in /b?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so now you gave him a (you) on fit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The jannies wont do anything for 2 hours so we might as well just welcome him.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the scary thing about this is that many women reverse back to the first image when they got a man lured into marriage and having children. It is like russian roulette.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dating a girl that would look great if she lost like 10-15 lbs. How do I go about making her lose weight?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mix T3 into her food

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Take her out and get hit on by thinner women. That's the only way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cook all her meals and take her on walks. Women are dogs and should be treated as such

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is probably the most consistent approach but you need incredible bargaining power to begin with. No snacks and she needs to be more into you than you into her

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >fats are so triggered by /fph/ threads that they resort to posting CP to get the threads taken down
    Actually kind of funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >CP
      That's just a short woman moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, she's probably like 30.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >30
          SHE'S NOT EVEN HALFWAY TO MENOPAUSE YOU SICK FRICK

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't turn fat people hate into morbidly obese people hate. We should be making fun at the 70% of people that refuse to engage in physical activities and the mindset for it,not at the lower 1% of organic monstruosities that are too far gone for even surgery. That shouldn't be the point of these threads.
    It's like mocking hard drugs addicts instead of the average junkie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >make fun of the average fat
      We do, but then that average fat posts a picture of them in a gym and all of a sudden half the board turns into moronic homosexuals declaring that we can’t make fun of the fat frick anymore because they looked at a gym once.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >make fun of the average fat
      We do, but then that average fat posts a picture of them in a gym and all of a sudden half the board turns into moronic homosexuals declaring that we can’t make fun of the fat frick anymore because they looked at a gym once.

      if ur fat and u gym, u try and good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Weight is lost in the kitchen, not in the gym, fatty

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be fat frick
        >be 30
        >have been a fat piece of shit for decades
        >go for a longish walk once
        >post on IST about it
        >I am now above reproach
        >I am become weight loss
        >99% chance I give up tomorrow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of the 700 lb monstrosities started out as normal fat fatties. Ridicule them and let the jv squad know they're headed that way.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe they got away with airing this just a few years ago kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different world then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do fat people exist in the apocalypse
      this character had been a safe, walled community since the start so she wouldn't have had to run for her life or have nothing to eat, but everyone's food should still have been rationed and she should be thinner years down the line.
      shows set in the apocalypse should stop breaking my suspension of disbelief and stop casting fatties.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recall much about her character but I think she was the one responsible for food conservation and rationing, meaning that she was keeping more for herself than she should have. Even in this case it's weird that nobody made her switch jobs once the truth became obvious

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the way your average person thinks about food and weight gain/loss its honestly not even that out of the question that nobody would even think "hey why is she still fat" if she started out fat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the way your average person thinks
            im sure the average zombie apocalypse survivor would notice

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >this character had been a safe, walled community since the start so she wouldn't have had to run for her life or have nothing to eat, but everyone's food should still have been rationed and she should be thinner years down the line.
          Like Negan said, SHE had been in charge of the rations. She was probably stealing them when people weren't looking. When Negan calls her out on it she actually starts crying.

          Shes in a position where she controls the food + Alexandria has literally never had to worry about food for some reason.
          Honestly that whole season and the season after with agriculture "kingdom" and the smithing "kingdom" was moronic, but Walking Dead in general is stupid as frick and makes no real sense and avoids extremely simple solutions or has dilemmas focus around absolutely moronic plot points.

          >she was the one responsible for food conservation and rationing
          ah yeah, I thought she might've been but couldn't really remember
          in that case the b***h deserved this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this character had been a safe, walled community since the start so she wouldn't have had to run for her life or have nothing to eat, but everyone's food should still have been rationed and she should be thinner years down the line.
        Like Negan said, SHE had been in charge of the rations. She was probably stealing them when people weren't looking. When Negan calls her out on it she actually starts crying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >how do fat people exist in the apocalypse
        Twinkies and dry cake mix obviously

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shes in a position where she controls the food + Alexandria has literally never had to worry about food for some reason.
        Honestly that whole season and the season after with agriculture "kingdom" and the smithing "kingdom" was moronic, but Walking Dead in general is stupid as frick and makes no real sense and avoids extremely simple solutions or has dilemmas focus around absolutely moronic plot points.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Negan literally calls it out to Rick
        >hey buddy i don't think the fattest person in the camp should be in charge of the food
        she was literally stealing food the community could use.
        not expecting everyone to be fricking micro-skinny, but everyone should have lost weight in a rationing scenario.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I knew my BMI was 40, or over (it turned out to be 39.2).
    >I happen to know plenty of women who are around the same BMI that look normal, or even above average attractiveness.
    >I feel ... like I don't even deserve to have a boyfriend, let alone an attractive boyfriend with abs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >people with BMI 40 look normal
      Maybe in USA where majority is obese.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel ... like I don't even deserve to have a boyfriend, let alone an attractive boyfriend with abs
      >If you're thinking about doing it, please don't
      holy shit. it's like crabs in a bucket was coined specifically to describe fatties

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Flabs in a smucket

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do they never normally weigh themselves? is that why they don't realise something's wrong?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they never weight themselves because they know somethings wrong, it's a part of deluding themselves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      goldmine of a sub

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what sub is that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          r/plussize

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the exact reason I no longer have scales in my house
        Every single fricking day of my life I'm reminded that actual adults are really just children in adult bodies.
        >problem: scale numbers bad
        >solution: get rid of scale
        Is this person mentally a fricking 5 year old? this is 5 year old solutions.
        I'm so irrationally mad right now. AAAA what's going on sometimes I'm so clearheaded and other times I just want to reach through the gap between my computer and the data leading up to that reddit post and wring this persons fricking neck and say
        I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN DON'T END UP AS STUPID AS YOU ARE
        alright I feel better now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You should commit a series of unsolved rapes it will make you feel better. Try to do the raping in such a way that the news will give you a catchy nickname!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Comments on this one are interesting
      Everyone is telling her that her boyfriend likely needs to be dumped for referring to high BMI as "abnormal" and OP is being somewhat based in defending him
      https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/zwwszw/i_weighed_myself_and_i_am_spiraling/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sir please don't link to that website otherwise you'll be asked to go back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He gets a pass when it's linking for FPH or WPH

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            WPH are always fun but so rare. Also everyone falls for the easiest bait but that's true with fph

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >don't own a scale for entire semester
      >judge weight gain solely by mirror
      >think I gained some weight, a bit fatter around waist but everything else is bigger as well and lifts are skyrocketing
      >come home for christmas, weight myself, the assessment is correct I gained 3kg

      My BMI now is 24-25 with abs.
      At my fattest and most delusional powerbloat, my BMI was around 30. I ate literally everything that wasn't nailed down.
      A BMI of 40 is morbid obesity. How they achieve this and do not notice is beyond my comprehension

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bmi of 40
      >above average attractiveness
      i'd like to see what this beast considers average or above average. the only metric fatties with above 40 bmi can score above average is the obesity scale. no way in hell a person could look even remotely attractive with all that mass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A muscular male BMI can be a lot higher than a female BMI though. I'm also lean with a 6 pack at 25BMI but for a female 25BMI is likely still fat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i guess it depends on the femcel too but yeah youre right. and anything above 35 is morbidly obese. how come these people reach 39-40 and somehow still feel attractive or even alright is beyond me. wish i had an ounce of the self esteem these feminist fatties have.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Women get a free pass, unironically. Gone are the days where men could call out a woman's weight and not be immediately fired.
            I work in an office and most women there are overweight, and hide it with jeans over their bellies and other tricks.
            Whats really odd is their combined delusion about it. One of them is fat, but hides it with the past belly button jeans and a billowy jumper so it hides their body shape and talks about calories and losing weight (she hasnt lost weight in the 4 years ive been there). And this girl gets called a " stunning woman" by women on my team and in the office.

            Meanwhile the actual skinny, attractive girls get zero attention and no compliments from the other women, its honestly kind of wild.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Meanwhile the actual skinny, attractive girls get zero attention and no compliments from the other women, its honestly kind of wild.
              That's normal. Women compliment pretty women less and compliment ugly women more because it's a cheap way to be "nice" to some virulent fatty Patty by saying "You have such great hair" or "You have a really pretty face" and talking to an actually pretty woman is intimidating. Plus, you get good christian points for being nice to the ugly ones.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Women compliment low tier women to up their odds at nabbing a winner. They are nasty to bombshells because they're competition.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course every homosexual is ignoring the dude who willingly dates a space whale
      The guy is a bigger homosexual than the girl

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        perhaps he is an architect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So he’s still a bigger homosexual than the girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking anyone with a BMI of 40 looks "normal". This is some broken Amerifat rationale here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming she's average height, this is what "normal" looks like to her

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        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >5'4
        >230lbs

        im 5'7 and i struggle to break 130lbs. people tell me im a mix of fit and skinny. I eat 1000-1500 cal meals every time I go to a restaurant, I cant imagine how much she must eat to get that weight

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have a homie just like you who said the same shit. I've know this man for 25 years and I finally saw him eat something other than pizza and liquor the other day and he shut down after 10 wings and 2 beers.

          He's been whining about not being able to gain weight for years, now I K ow he just won't eat

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based bimbo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shop

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was a really good shop. I wonder how they got the font right.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Copy and paste the "OME" from "WOMEN"
            Draw in the S using MS paint

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great Laconic phrase, she is a true daughter of Sparta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Y8GINcd.jpg

      It's a shop

      It's a shame, right has a cute face. Probably just got bullied or some shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably an evangelical or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >right has a cute face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cute face
        She looks like a middle aged israeli man

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The face in both pictures feels off, the first looks like her face was photoshopped on and the second just doesn't look proportional, like the heads enlarged like a caricature or something

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same energy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        (Checked)
        Slow heavy metal is just doom metal.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ayy fellow doom metal fan!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cardio section at my gym has a great view towards the McDonald's across the street

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt planet b***hness give out free big macs every friday?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've been going to planet fitness since before covid and I've never seen them give away anything more than tootsie rolls. I'm guessing they've moved away from giving out free food.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think it depends on the gym, not all Planet Fitness does the free food gimmick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hEjwcCw.jpg

      Same energy.

      I used to get pizza here all the time
      Always gave me a sensible chuckle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My gym has a McDonalds directly across the street. When you're on the treadmills you can watch the fatties at their feeding troughs.
      And vice versa, of course.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was a good thread, thanks for saving it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/juxpnb/my_fianc%C3%A9e_and_i_found_our_dream_wedding_dresses/

      found the couple in the greentext

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      facial recognition models are trained to detect typical features like a surrounding head and neck, jaw, chin, reddish lips, non-comic villain eyebrows... All of which are gloriously absent in this blob. No human indeed, in the same sense as that "gorillas" collage from Google.
      t. scienced this some 8-9 years ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sprite

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based people poster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bbppp

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bbbpppp

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this beautiful angel passed recently 🙁

    >hahahah jk rest in pieces, you fat piece of shit

    she made fat women feel beautiful, in the same way that a prostitute makes ugly men feel sexy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a drag queen

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same cope mindset.
        >Incapable of looking like an attractive woman.
        >Slather on makeup, wigs, israeliteelry et. as a way to hyper-sexualize every other aspect of your appearance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She almost hit 800lbs but actually realised there was something wrong with that and got down to 500lbs, but it was still way too late at that point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am far from skinny but that arm is still bigger than my leg.
      How do these people even move???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't have to go to the gym, she IS the gym. She does a 600 pound squat whenever she takes a shit. Which is often.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >How do these people even move???
        they don't

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do fatties immediately go limp whenever they fall?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is that it's an attempt to look helpless to garner sympathy from people so they help you get back to your feet. Basically like how we respond to babies but they're full grown adults

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Could it be some kind of survival strategy. Fall & play dead and maybe the threat will go away? Or is it some kind of inertia/momentum thing, takes a lot to get the moving so when they stop, takes a lot to move again.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think they forget how to contract muscles. Like they cannot flex anything, and any reflex to catch themselves is lost because speed < size

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are so heavy and their muscles are so atrophied that their bodies cannot handle their own weight. Put on a backpack and load however much weight it can handle without breaking. Try going for a walk. Notice how hard everything is? How saving yourself from a fall would take a lot of effort? That’s how fatties live all the time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They can't get up or fight the momentum of the fall so they just kind of lay there. Even for a mildly fat person it can take close to a minute to stand up from laying on the ground, a genuinely fat person is a show.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is this what happens when you watch too many superhero movies?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick was she expecting?

                she probably thought that she wouldn't get hurt as long as she landed on her feet (like in action moves)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's the context here? Was this at a peaceful protest?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick was she expecting?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I miss that mid 2000s era of stupid internet videos when people seemed to do things where the best-case outcome was still awful lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If that doesn't get her ass at the gym first thing the next day then nothing will

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i'm afraid the answer is probably that nothing will

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did she even try?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's just bizarre that any amount of imbalance causes them to go limp. They don't even try to support their own weight. I want to know if it's because they are aware they can't so therefore it just inst a reflex for them or does the shift in gravity impede their blood flow in a way they just go numb. I just feel like there's more to this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                only a fat person would be able to tell you if it's a reflex or a conscious decision

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They can't tell you that, they don't know the difference, they know only hunger

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mostly a reflex. Fat people follow paths of weakness, hence once their body tells them too much struggle is about to take place, it's already over.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Considering there's fat people playing professional rugby, I think we can be assured it's a Learnes response.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's more like the instability caused when you're trying to carry buckets of water across your shoulders. When a fat person starts to fall, all their flab moves that way too and they gain momentum.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She needs diet work, not gym work

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >thin girl lands on her feet
                >walks off like nothing happened
                Whilst fatty is still in the process of falling and flailing all over the place.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fit thot lands on her feet and casually walks aways
                >fatty rolls around on the dirty ass bathroom floor

                🙂

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                These fatties really must get a high from the sheer amount of sugar they're consuming from these kinds of drinks. The lid doesn't fricking fit on the drink because there's so much whipped cream and caramel in it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That woman isn’t fat though, just look at her fingers and wrist

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't mind me just hurtling down the highway at 70mph while using both hands to send an epic snapchat

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is like a week's worth of sugar in a single drink right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >who tf is steering

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How to get light gf that lands on her feet?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dont be 300lb and/or autistic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Would breed the fatty without question

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cat like reflexes from the slim one

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did she think she was Lalo?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking WHY

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cursed

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine drowning in 3 feet of water because you're too fat to stand up and too stupid to float on your back.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you are so fat you drown in a 1m deep pool

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why go to a waterpark if you can't swim?
                Either she can't swim because she got so fat, or she never learned to swim because she is black

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The water is 3 feet deep, she could just stand up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Crack head does something useful
              That's amazing.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >asylum demon

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Crack head does something useful
              That's amazing.

              Its not a crack head, in the original video, those two homies were about to fight, so the "crackhead " and his friend were filming. Moby dick there sees them filming and assumed they were filming her, so she freaks out and starts screaming like a ghetto b***h, this is loud enough to cause the other two to stop having a Black person moment. She then chases the two kids with the camera with one shoulder checking her and running away.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >asylum demon

              you inspired me

              [...]

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              is this a troony? look at the belly sticking out and the lack of breasts. that looks like a man's distro.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            DO A BARREL ROLL!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i just dont understand how someone lets their body get this bad. she can barely walk. i laughed at this video the first time i saw it, and i still laugh at it now. But now I can't help but pity her. Like someone should just put this creature out of its misery

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pity her? This negress probably sued the frick out of whoever lives in that house.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But she didn’t sue them.
              Get this strawman fantasy out of your head, gay

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                thats not a strawman, snowflake. relax.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >calling someone else a snowflake while frothing at the mouth at the possibility of the worse case scenario
                unironically have a nice day.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Black is more than a color

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, seen this so many times and only now have I read her t shirt.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's like a judo roll they do to avoid falling damage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just GET. THE FRICK. UP!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I once saw a guy walk into one of these and stick out his arms and legs to support himself then do a full rotation all the way around. It was cool

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have diarrhea on the toilet while reading fph, the smell makes these kinds of posts utterly repulsive

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        look at the volume that doggo can hold

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      channel name?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        trailer trash tammy i think, a fitting name

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chelcie Lynn
        She’s actually hilarious. A useless lump, yes, but still funny. Her thumbnails always cause a ruse

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Barf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that thing is 26 years old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most attractive woman in canada

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, we all know how gravity works.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the thin girl’s expression. The knowing eyes, the slight smile that’s not quite just smug, but calculated. That little psycho knows exactly what she’s doing, and it is fricking hot. If she looked at me like that while riding me, I’d be filled with terror and cum harder than I ever have.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed tbqh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, nailed it. That b***h is a psycho and I love psycho girls.

        Over the years I've come to the conclusion that you can have only two of the three in a woman:

        -good looks
        -high intelligence/ interesting character
        -mental stability

        I always pick the former two.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DYELs dont understand how angle frauding works, they think she is way thinner than she is becasue of the way she poses. If they saw her from the front they'd think she was 30 pounds heavier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention she is wearing dark and looser clothing

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    here's one with a man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The most calories he's dropped all his life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its those stupid shoes he is wearing. They move around too much on every foot stroke and caused him to miss the strike.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's called being too lazy to tie your shoes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That right foot couldn't even lift

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he just runs away
      Based.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This happens
        >Realizes something needs to change
        >Immediately starts doing cardio

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's mentally deficient and can't walk right.
      Dragging your feet and not being very present in-body to coordinate your movements (IE. not physically acting clumsy and moronic) is something that stupid people do. They also don't take care of their bodies.
      This stupid motherfricker would probably lose their feet to neglect if they got the diabeetus.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >He's mentally deficient
        >lose their feet
        >if they got the diabeetus
        He, anon. We know he's a he.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still able to get up and run away, as opposed to wallowing

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Women have less self-awareness and sense of accountability than men.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok misogynist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        welcome to reality, b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then show me all the fat activist men demanding everyone accept them unquestioningly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they've all killed themselves since men have more stigma associated with expressing their emotions and mental illnesses

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they've all killed themselves
            >fewer fatties in the world
            >fewer mentally ill in the world
            >net benefit to all of society
            Even the most useless men do more good for the world than women.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for proving my point

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps we need to stigmatize women from talking about their emotions and mental illnesses so fatties will disappear on both sides and even things up. Equality is important.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fit hates fat women
    >fat women love fit
    Is it a case of sour grapes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god i hate seeing fat b***hes with good genetics. imagine how fat her breasts would be if she wasnt so fricking fat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine how fat she would be if she was thin

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fat guys, while generally equally as gross as hamplanettes, are not given delusions and have to face the fact that they caused their own woes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was cooler

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fat guys know they are fat and shouldnt be doing certain things.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Society has told them they are invincible and perfect just the way they are, and they believe it.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that webm of the massive hamplanet jumping onto another girl?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice progress bro keep it up, mirin dem calves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least you can see some progress, a lot better than some of the pics itt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is zero progress. In 9 months there is no change

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        are we looking at the same picture, b***h?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Losing dead hair weight is a great place to start! Keep up the good work!

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of fat people who go the gym everyday but compared to thin people who do not exercise?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fat people don't go to the gym everyday. If they do they'll spend 20 minutes putting minimal effort lifting 10lbs on a machine and leave.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know a fat guy who actually does go to the gym daily and I've even gone with him and he does legit workout hard.
        The thing people need to realize is that even a hardcore workout isn't going to make up for a shit diet. Bust your ass at the gym and burn maybe 1000 calories which can be blown on a trip to McDonalds on the way home. I've tried explaining this to him but he doesn't get it. He really does work as hard as most fit guys at the gym but his diet is killing him

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Story of my life
          >look like shit walking in
          >pick up bigger things than everyone
          >run faster than everyone (except some airforce guy who's insane)
          >finish up with overhead/gymnastic type stuff (i look especially ridiculous doing this since I'm fat)

          I like to think that even though I look like shit people still respect my efforts.
          Though I couldn't tell since I just stare at the floor.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Took me decades to figure out my diet. I blame everybody. Parents. Fake experts. The fricking government. Thank you John A. McDougall for changing my life. Never had such an easy time keeping a healthy BMI.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Every morning I see fatties lining up for the Orangetheory up the road from my gym.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They receive half my respect, in recognition of displaying half a portion of discipline and effort.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vind ik leuk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dutchgays everywhere

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how fat women put so much effort into fashion, beauty and angle frauding when it’s much less effort to look good as a thin woman.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just had my first run-in with a fatty
    >at dinner with extended family
    >order six large pizzas
    >step-aunt comes over for the first time with her son
    >can literally hear him coming
    >at least 330lbs, 5'9, out of breath just from walking
    > just stares emptily in front of us for a minute
    >suddenly sees pizzas
    >just walks straight to the table and starts shoveling a whole pizza on his plate without saying a word
    >the rest of us start eating
    >all of a sudden he comes back, starts whispering to his mom
    >She asks, "Do you have any more pizzas?"
    >"Two last I checked"
    >"Oh, he's done with those"
    >mffw
    >family goes into the kitchen to find if there's really nothing left
    >boxes are all empty
    >sitting next to them, a huge pile of pizza crusts
    >point them out to fatty
    >"Oh, he doesn't eat those. Could we order another?"
    >She goes and fricking throws three large pizzas of crust into the garbage
    >Leaves two minutes later because her son wants McDonalds
    I feel like I've just met the Sin of Gluttony made flesh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can't convince me this isn't severe child abuse. If someone forced their child to be a skeleton we would have no problem with them losing custody. why is it ok to destroy their lives and their mind with this addiction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm ready to bet your Step Aunt doesn't have a husband or step father in the house.

      Scientifically and Statistiaclly speaking, Fatherlessness is the root of All Sin and Degeneracy.

      Am I right? Is there no Male Adult in the home to guide this poor soul?

      I'm not against single moms, but sill, frick single motherhood.
      If people are interested, I got the Stats related to the effects of fatherlessness saved up, but it's a bit too /misc/ for this thread and is a bit off topic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm curious, had this exact discussion with some family a few days ago. From what I have seen, single parent households are a disaster more often than not. Never came across any hard figures though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >single parent households are a disaster more often than not.
          Exactly on point.
          It's basic common sense that you need a Father figure (for discipline mainly, but also to keep male children acting right) and a mother figure, for compassion and love.

          A motherless home isalso not good, but clearly not as bad as a fatherless home.

          >Never came across any hard figures though.
          Then you're in luck.
          Prepare yourself, these stats are so insane they wil change your perspective on Society and the imprtance of Family unit forever.
          (Sorry other people ITT for derailing this thread a bit).

          Statistics of Fatherlessness in the USA :

          - 90% of inmates are men
          - 75% of these male inmates are from fatherless homes.
          - Fatherlessness is the MAIN factor predicting criminality and Prison, way above Povrety(which is often touted as root cause of crime) or disagreableness.

          - You are 4 times more likely to growup poor ifyou do'nt have afather

          - 63% of youth suicides are from fatherless homes (5 x more likely)
          - 90% of homeless (teen) runaways
          - 85% of youth with behavioral disorders (20 x more likely)
          - 71% of highschool dropouts (9 x more likely)
          - 80% of rapists (14 x more likely)

          - Single motherhood often requires outsider help, which is how abusers and pedophiles like to infiltrate, making these single moms and kids way more vulnerable to sexual/child predators

          - Brain is permanently rewired (differently) if you grow up without a father
          - Fatherless children are more angry / aggressive / violent

          For Girls :
          - Fatherless girls will be more sexually promiscuous
          - Also more likely to divorce when they marry
          - 70% of teen pregnancies
          - 70%of female school dorpouts
          - 70 % of suicides.

          There, that's the stats I have on Fatherlessness
          These stats changed how I viewed society's problems.
          I wasn't really "Convervative" but now I understand perfectly why Conservatives talk about The Family Unit needed to be preserved.

          "Something something, hard times, something strong men..."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Prepare yourself, these stats are so insane they wil change your perspective on Society and the imprtance of Family unit forever
            Not that anon, but honestly, if you've been around enough people raised by single mothers and actually paid attention, these stats are not surprising at all. Fatherless children tend to have terrible impulse control because women, as a rule, are terrible at setting boundaries.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Christ. I didn't know it was quite as bad as that. Forget the poor sons of b***hes being skullfricked by lawyers, the real losers in divorces are the kids. Either you end up with a single mother or you're bounced between two households without any say in the matter. I've known perhaps a dozen people in that situation, and maaaybe two turned out normal. Makes you wonder about gay couples. Could be that two fathers works out alright. Dunno, but it sure seems unlikely. I just don't think kids get the same range of benefits as they would from a mother and father who can each contribute in their own way. Overall it seems like fathers are the "least worst" single parent option. The kid might lack some emotional nuance but at least they're not going to spend half their 20s in prison.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Makes you wonder about gay couples.
              i think it works the same. some gays are father figures and some are mother figures. might have some slight issues since the kid will never talk to an actual female when developing but i think it will be minor once they get used to them in school.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >slampig finds out she's a slampig

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my medical condition was keeping me in that predicament

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is this show called and where can I find more?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >regular plus size
      why is she lying?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All fat people are compulsive liars. They lie to themselves every single day to cope with their disgusting existence, then they start lying to others about it all as well. Never trust a fatty.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >regular plus size
      why is she lying?

      You mean why is he lying
      >7 hours ago
      You gays are too easy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You mean why is he lying
        >>7 hours ago
        i'm scrolling recent posts on r/PlusSize because someone said it was a gold mine homie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So you’re fake posting AND willingly visit that site
          You definitely win biggest homosexual award ITT

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you think fresh screencaps come from, you mongoloid? Somebody has to go salt mining.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          reddit is really a gold mine for fatty cope. try r/antidiet, keks to be had

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf does "regular plus size" even mean?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The scale goes something like:
        >smallfat
        >regular plus size
        >plus size
        >doubleplus size
        >deathfat
        >infinifat
        >neutron star

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What are the weight brackets of those categories?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my medical condition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >goes for a fat cow
      >probably could do better, but doesn't want to commit and can't handle flings with hot chicks
      >leads her on for 6 months
      >probably had sex with her like a rabbit
      >an event that desplays commitment to others rolls around, nothing says official better than attending weddings together
      >secret slam pig status would be comprimised
      >fricking axe the relationship by laying heavy truths on that poor fat b***h, being an extra meanie to let her know whats up
      I can't imagine being this cowardly towards a woman, let alone one of that low of a calibre.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This shame on her for being a fatty but his behaviour was awful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mfw i read her name as'' elephant_marzipan''

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >goes for a fat cow
      >probably could do better, but doesn't want to commit and can't handle flings with hot chicks
      >leads her on for 6 months
      >probably had sex with her like a rabbit
      >an event that desplays commitment to others rolls around, nothing says official better than attending weddings together
      >secret slam pig status would be comprimised
      >fricking axe the relationship by laying heavy truths on that poor fat b***h, being an extra meanie to let her know whats up
      I can't imagine being this cowardly towards a woman, let alone one of that low of a calibre.

      He probably had sex with her 2 or 3 times during those 6 months and she thought they were a couple. Women lie all the time, do not believe them when what she is telling you sounds fake.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wasted digits. Scripts ruined gets forever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't a script, it was an accident, I just wanted to see what the get was

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I could believe you, but I'm far too jaded and cynical.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      powerful..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe script poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the most walk/bike friendly city in the US I can move to, and eventually phase out my use of a car? How about in Europe? I think a car free lifestyle is the next step in a 100% fit lifestyle.

    No NYC please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What’s the most walk/bike friendly city in the US I can move to, and eventually phase out my use of a car?
      Savannah, GA

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Never been but I was surprised with how European parts of it looked when I saw pics

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's one of the very few cities in the US that is truly designed with a mind toward walkability.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most Low Countries cities, soon Paris too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      East US: Boston
      West US: Portland
      If you don’t give a shit about politics, you shouldn’t have a problem.

      Europe: Madrid and Paris are my favorite. I’d give the edge to Madrid though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boston is as good as it gets? Currently riding on a mbta train. It's kinda shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      From cities I've visited, probably Boston. I've heard Ft Collins and Colo Springs are also very bike friendly, but I've haven't been.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fort collins is alright. I lived there for a year and only biked around. Mostly good bike lanes and the drivers didn't seem too homicidal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No NYC please.
      Why not? I live in NYC and really like it. I don't have a car and don't need one, you can get everywhere you need to with the subway, and there are automated bike rentals all over the place.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but
        Are house prices high in NYC? I'm eyeing it as a place to settle down there permanently at some point in the near future. Any tips on which neighborhoods are affordable and not suburbia hell? Or just tips for moving to NYC in general

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Montpellier and Luxembourg in Europe of I know of. Not Paris it’s pure shit

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man r/plussize is an absolute gold mine
    already got banned though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe that anyone would think its acceptable to
      -be so fat you take up multiple seats
      -not be able to wipe your own ass
      -cant frick
      -struggle with daily activities
      it fricking disgusts me anons
      fat people are fricking disgusting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't believe that anyone would think its acceptable to
        >-cant frick
        >-struggle with daily activities
        Never been to IST?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      r/fatlogic has good stuff too
      Reddit's organization and post persistence makes it well-suited for some topics like fat hate and pitbull hate
      I honestly use IST for normal discussion and Reddit for my Two Minutes Hate nowadays

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that one where the fat b***h is trying to get on to a bed but she keeps pushing the bed away and then she starts crying and blaming her kids?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute state of Tumblr fatties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT OPEN THIS PICTURE IT SAYS REPLY OT UR MUM WILL DIE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The poster of this picture will die after 3 days.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She was cuter on the left, I'm factually right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're factually gay as frick homie she looks years younger in the second picture

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >burger from stage left acts like a magnet to unwedge him faster
        funniest non sequitur I've seen in a while lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The way as soon as he becomes aware of it he doesn't take his eyes off it once makes me giggle every time. It reminds me so much of footage of fish homing in on a lure, hes barely even human in his gluttony.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That takedown makes me lose it every time.

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