fph, youth health problems edition

>ctrl-f
>fph
>no results

let's hit it

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the amount of gutter oil contained within the blubber of this chinklet nugget, might put those site-enhanced brazilians to shame

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The scariest thing about this is that his growing popularity is making his parents $$$ (and clout), so they have all the incentive in the world to keep fattening him up. It's like a fucked up positive-feedback-loop.

      I hope to God this toddler grows up, becomes IST as hell, and ends up hating his parents for treating his health as a meme. Some parents truly deserve worse than being left in a shitty old folks home.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How is this difficult?
        >I’m stabbing my sons to death
        >how about you don’t stab them?
        it’s literally the same thing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >needing a cup of goyslurp while shopping for goyslop
        >return to den, lay down on nest after arduous shopping journey, and begin huffing down the slop
        is there even one minute of the day in which these beasts aren’t shoveling sugar into their maw or preparing to shovel sugar into their maw?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >is there even one minute of the day in which these beasts aren’t shoveling sugar into their maw
          They have to sleep at some point

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit no way the second pic is from an actual human being, no fucking way that looks like some resident evil bioweapon transformation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like elephantitis

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Chinese Tik Tok wouldn't allow this kind of degeneracy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not allowed in the CCP, the rest of the capitalist democratic world can degrade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Chow Yung Fat

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't need this snickers
      I mean, she was right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You just know she said this in that weird ass Caribbean/Irish accent as well. Too based

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mirin forearms

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          > t. fat coomer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dis fatty

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did i miss the irony here?
      or why is the most obese and unhealthy burger president posted in fph?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No youre just a tourist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not that tourist, but it's crazy you tards are still fighting that battle here. I haven't been on IST in like 5 years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Trump was a fatty, but he's almost 100lbs lighter than the record holder.
        https://www.statista.com/statistics/1108096/us-presidents-weights/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Trump was a fatty
          >Was
          He's still Morbiusly Obeast

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          kinda dumb for this stat to not also provide height and/or BMI

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Trump is 6'2" so that's unlikely to help your case
            We've had some fat presidents bro even before the lamestream media doctored photos and videos to make them look bad

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Trump is not a hambeast with a dump truck ass! Is the libs shooping his pictures!!
              Oh the cope

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Trump is 6'2"
              lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you are genuinely retarded or a female but I repeat myself

                https://i.imgur.com/mE6a304.jpg

                >Starting in June 1965, Angus Barbieri fasted for 382 days. He lived on tea, coffee, soda water [sparkling water, not soda], and vitamins, living at home in Tayport, Scotland, and frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. He lost 276 pounds (125 kg) and set a record for the length of a fast.

                Others who have tried this have died hence why it is a record.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It’s crazy how accepted these ideas are. I wonder what current doctors are being taught

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In psychology we call this "maladaptive coping strategies", this might be indicative of an eating disorder (binge eating).

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              His BMI is 30.5, which is obese.

              Trump is at most 6’1”
              And at least 32.2 BMI
              Probably worse for both stats though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Trump is 6'2" so that's unlikely to help your case
            We've had some fat presidents bro even before the lamestream media doctored photos and videos to make them look bad

            Usually it’s
            >nooooooo he’s not really that fat the liberal media is just editing his photos
            Overweight people are fat, anons. Did you all think that f>ph only applied to the obese?

            His BMI is 30.5, which is obese.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >BMI
              ngmi
              all bodybuilders and most other lifters are obese according to bmi

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > “but bmi doesn’t account for bodybuilders!”
                You haven’t set foot in a gym since being forced to for school, have you fatty? Bet your massive chair squeals in agony whenever you wrench your massive rolls out of its grasp to take your nasty, sickly, obese slob shits (8 times a day). I’ve never heard a human being use the bodybuilder excuse about bmi, it’s something that only comes from søy-guzzling Reddit stinkfats, landwhale haes “femin”ists, or other non-person lardslabs who think they’re being clever. Go back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >words words words
                didn't read lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you fat. post body or leave.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you fat. post body or leave.
                >t. pic related
                i am not going to join your spank bank, queer. you will seethe about this for the rest of the thread

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you need to go back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, so his tits have tits? And his balls have tits? And he has a front ass and two elbows per arm? The fuck is going on here?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fatties get covered in tits

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget the back tits and not just 2 maybe 4 to 6 back tits

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you need to go back
                seethe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You need to go back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Y-you need to go back.
                >w-why won't he listen to me?!?!
                bc ur dyel
                pictured: your gf

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You need to go back.
                picrel: you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You need to go back.
                >picrel: you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You need to go back. You’re neither thin nor strong enough to post here.
                picrel: your near future

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You need to go back. You’re neither thin nor strong enough to post here.
                >picrel: your near future

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Go back

                just noticed his bellybutton seems to be on the left. any scientists know why they didnt cut straight down his torso? or is that normal?

                Not a coroner but there are a few reasons why autopsy incision would be off-center in a case like this. The most likely in based on what I can see is that the adipose tissue of super obese >people expands asymmetrically. Other reasons would involve problems with the tissue, medical devices inserted into the abdomen, or simply not giving too much of a fuck about being perfectly centered because you’ve got several inches of relatively homogenous lard to carve through before you reach the organs you’re most likely to be interested in.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Go back
                go back

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Did you run out of fat people to post because you don’t really hate them? Go back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you run out of fat people to post because you don’t really hate them? Go back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >ambulocetus
                so good

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/kBYYvr1.gif

                >You need to go back.
                >picrel: you

                >two fatos fighting it out for the last breadcum

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                just noticed his bellybutton seems to be on the left. any scientists know why they didnt cut straight down his torso? or is that normal?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you perfectly bisect the belly button instead of going around it? The navel is a tough knot of connective tissue.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And also makes a good point.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Literally nobody in the history of IST has ever posted body.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                this is a massive cope answer from fatties who have never lifted a day in their life. They're obese by BMI because they're roiding and have unnatural levels of muscle mass. Most non-roided lifters may be overweight by BMI but almost never obese. Also it's a moot point here anyways since Trump doesn't lift or even believe in any form of exercise.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                bmi was normed with regular non-gym going people, not lifters. this fact is used as cope by fatties but this doesn't make it untrue

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yes which is why lifters don't use BMI generally they use body fat %

                again Trump does not lift so that does not apply to him anyways and he is an obese lardass

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he may have been fat, but at least Trump could give a speech without shitting his pants and getting swept away by tard wranglers

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody asked or cares. Go back to 4chan fatass.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > b-but the other ancient and decrepit shill selected for president isn’t fit either
                holy fucking cope, you need to go back or go outside

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >c-cope
                you’re really reaching by calling that coping, m8

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ok but nobody cares because the meme could be anyone it's just >people

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I’m natty. And lean. And obese. Does this mean I’ve made it?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yea bro

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                post body

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You wish, homo.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cope harder fat fuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's
        >fat people hate
        >implying they're people trump.jpg
        >based >people poster
        >someone points out trump is a fat fuck
        >suddenly they fat people hate thread becomes the fat apologists thread
        >Nooo he's 70 years old and sedentary
        >Nooo he's rich therefore he's already make it and doesn't have to work out, he's better than me because he has money

        Such is the double think of the colon 4chanyps.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Usually it’s
          >nooooooo he’s not really that fat the liberal media is just editing his photos
          Overweight people are fat, anons. Did you all think that f>ph only applied to the obese?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy arguing about Trump for the rest of your life or whatever. God forbid you learn to ignore the picture that gets posted in every fucking thread so as not to derail the thread into politics

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Stop pointing out trump is a fat fucking lardgolem in the fat people hate thread it derails the thread!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He’s a fatty in a thread about hating fatties. idgaf about his politics, he’s not even a person; igaf about the fact that he’s a sack of floppy adipose that people post like we’re supposed to relate to him in some way.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Usually it’s
          >nooooooo he’s not really that fat the liberal media is just editing his photos
          Overweight people are fat, anons. Did you all think that f>ph only applied to the obese?

          how low fit has fallen when pol is allowed to defend obesity here.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >/pol/yps
          literally rent free

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >triggered colon 4chanyp
            A tale as old as your underage ass

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >butthurt over being outed as a polwhiner
              seethe harder fag

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Has a custom script that hides the early life section of Wikipedia biographies

            kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >p
          posting is traditional. it’s simply not an /fph/ thread with >p posting.
          we tried >malarkey posting, but it wasn’t as good

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          don't be silly, not even Trump is a Trump apologist
          >never seen a thin person drink diet coke
          Trump apologists are IST newfag 4chan migrants

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost 18
    >In college

    Do you think a >person would do that? Just go on Reddit and type lies?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Get into Kindergarten early because white/asian
      >Skip grades because white/asian
      >Graduate before 18
      >Still not 18 by the end of summer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but that requires you to be unusually intelligent. He is fat. Pic related.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, it could be that his birthday is in december thats how I graduated before 18, a lot of kids who’s birthdays are near the end of the year are put in a year early

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I went to uni at 17 because my birthday was in october

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm very smart!!!
          >look at this computer generated image!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's not very rare at all for a 17 year old to be in college. Not common, but not rare. All it takes is your parents being autistic about when they put you in kindergarten, you don't have to have skipped a grade or anything.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not even that if you take summer school the first (and in this case only) 3 years of high school you can easily get out early. Though for any kids these days a i would recommend taking any and all AP classes you can in that 4th year to actually save your time in college.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can easily be 17 and in college. Had a friend who did it through no innate quality other than moving from a state where he got put into school early.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I could've went to college at 16-17 if i werent so fucking lazy. Quite achievable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Illerate plebbitor doesnt know people go to college while still in highschool
      Must suck to be as retarded and uneducated as (You).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thats not remarkably uncommon anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Had an Azerbaijani friend, they study for 1 year less? in school I think

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost 18
        >In college

        Do you think a >person would do that? Just go on Reddit and type lies?

        Or maybe some countries have their final year of school where students turn 17.
        Not everyone has a gap year. They jump straight into ~~*uni*~~

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4Ebddtn.png

      >ctrl-f
      >fph
      >no results

      let's hit it

      100% guaranteed vaxtard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >muh vax
        Ok incel

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ok inc-ACK!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >naming saved pics
            >99.99% of vaxxed still alive and well
            Back to pol chud

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >bawww i'm wrong and suck noooo
              cope

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >99.99% of vaxxed still alive and well
              isn't that the survival rate from covid as well?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had a friend at university who didn't turn 18 until 5 months in. It's not impossible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Europeans confirmed retarded

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow it's as if people's birthdays don't match up perfectly with set college semesters or something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's ragged on you already but I started college when I was 17 and turned 18 after 2 months of it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >almost half of American population will be overweight by 2050
      >best case scenario

      Fucking hell at this rate fat acceptance will actually be accepted.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You misread it. Almost half will be obese. Well over half are already overweight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >42 percent by 2050
      >we reached 42 percent in 2017

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man, i only have black pills for the future, gotta wonder what my country will look like when i'm 70.
        Wonder too what the post corona lockdown number is gonna "roll" in at when we get it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >42 percent by 2050
          >we reached 42 percent in 2017

          https://i.imgur.com/HG3myl3.png

          It could be seen as a whitepill that the standards are becoming so low that merely not being obese will make you above average

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well they weren't wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Prediction from 03
      >20 years ago

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        2014

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The twelfth day of twothousandfourteenuary, 2003.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Peek American intellect

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        youre retarded but ill let this one slide because whoever uses year/month/day is retarded as well

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          De block ate all the food so you won't be tempted

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bro, who the fuck eats an entire cheese block.

      That's just disgusting, you tasteless fatso

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh, it's not uncommon to eat a block of cheese. Maybe not the whole lot, but eating it like that isn't uncommon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have never seen anything like it in my life, even counting the year I spent among the whales in rural South Dakota.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then you need to get out more.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm staying exactly where I am if that's the kind of shit that's common where you are.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fine. Stay an introvert, chud.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Bruh where the fuck are you that you see people walking around with cheese blocks. That is psychotic.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Literally me. I go to the park and eat 8-10oz bars of sharp cheddar cheese.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                anon say sike right now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't Cheesemaxx

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'mDoingKeto.jpg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >keto

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros…. They’re even turning against each other…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How cool would it be if morons finally turned everyone against them and we got rid of them forever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        a solution, finally!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, that must've knocked the wind outta them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nice to see the jannys hanging out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >loading your revolver with .357, .38 special, and .38 short Colt at the same time

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That gif gives me the feeling his revolver is an x frame.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        im shocked at how many of them exist in the comments of every video. it could be a cute family playing on the sidewalk. And out of no where some black presenting account. They'll be like "CUZ U WITE, IF IT WAS US WED BE ARRESTED AND KEELED". Or "THE SUN DODGERS STOLE SKATEBOARDS FROM US WHEN WE WUZ IN SLAAAAVERY"

        like. uhg enough of you already.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Always whiteys fault.
      You can’t save Blacks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol you can never win with black people. Like when they mock leftists for being "white saviors", etc. You're fucked if you're with them, you're fucked if you're against them. There's literally nothing you can do as a white person to please them except die.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god these people are not even worth the time to think about, and are completely inconsequential to most of our lives

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >steals your Specialized road bike
          smugpepe.gif

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            try not living in a major metropolitan area, because there's literally no reason to anymore. Or just use a decent lock. In my experience, locking up and turning one tumbler exactly one place was enough to fool "them"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      well of course nobody wants to uplift black fat people, do you know how much it costs to rent a crane?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's how these things go. In groups beget infighting

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah I’ll take the triple fatty supreme, goyslopper deluxe, a large fry, six boxes of goyken nuggets, a triple chocolate chunk shake and a Diet Coke, I’m trying to make healthier choices.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We serve food here, sir.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >”clearing out this buffet”
      >”WITH NO LEFTOVERS!”

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Was being bed ridden part of your master plan?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was the husband in the photo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the kids
      I'm gonna commit mass minecraft

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >if I pull that off would you die

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ahhhh you think the sugar is your ally, i was born in it, moulded by it, it didn't see nutrients 'till i was a man at by the they were YUCKYYY

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody knew who I was till I put on the mask

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Which one's the husband?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was the husband in the photo

      >"you're a big guy"
      >"i'm a woman"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bros i'm not overweight at all but i will probably have to sleep with this shit on too... i have terrible sleep, i'm tired the whole day, and i snore like a motherfucka. my dad is the same, and he swears by this device, says it fixed his life and he wish he found out about this sooner.

      should i do it? super embarrassed to sleep like this next to my gf. feels like i'm nikocado

      the fact that i'm much older than her (34 vs 23) isn't helping

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just to clarify, she's the sweetest and she actually encourages me to get the device (she's a med student), but still, feels emasculating af

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          dunno it might make you live longer, long as you aint fat(aka 400pound) there should be no problem, nothing to feel bad about, sleep is very important Anon, for work, lovelife, socializing, keeping connections or getting em, being happy, cooking and all that shit. so yes.. you'll only use it at night.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not a fatty, i'm pretty IST by normie standards, but still this shit is gonna dry up my gf's bussy for sure

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              forgot pic because lack of good sleep

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Who the fuck cares about pussy, Just fuck her harder lmao, it's not like you need it when you're fucking her. there's always the chance that the lack of sleep might lower your own sexdrive or some bullshit, now you won't even be able to sex her xDDDDDD and that would be alot worse than looking like darth vader when you're both fucking sleeping, if she starts bullshit like that or bring it up after cheating ''i fucked behind your back becuase you looked funny my vag is ash xd and tho i also recommended you thisxd'' if she does that shit, throw her the fuck out or kill her.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thank you kind schizo this is honestly the best advice i can expect from IST

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No problem Anon, hope it works well for you, if it doesn't help you, you can always not use it yknow, So.. when are you killing her?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it's in your head. If she loves you she will want you to be ok. Don't be so damn insecure.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just to clarify, she's the sweetest and she actually encourages me to get the device (she's a med student), but still, feels emasculating af

        by allah this is what i'll look like

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Missing sleep is about the worst regular thing you can do to yourself in terms of health.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You learn from your mistakes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You learn from your mistakes.

      The worst part is she's technically the most qualified health minister we've had.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >

      https://i.imgur.com/kxSKkcl.png


      rather have a fat health minister than a mentally unstable one

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Please, won’t someone think of the poor skeletons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wait, your skeleton just sits in your chest and drives you around like a Zord?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I regularly beat him to make him grow stronger with me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Now I understand that one webm where a guy just seems to drop into his lower torso. The skeleton just had pimped his ride with a trick hydraulic suspension!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >pimp ride
          >ride is now a horrible, fat, shitty, and ugly
          i’ll just keep mine stock then

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I regularly beat him to make him grow stronger with me

        https://i.imgur.com/AWkQqYq.jpg

        Now I understand that one webm where a guy just seems to drop into his lower torso. The skeleton just had pimped his ride with a trick hydraulic suspension!

        Based, all of you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >skeleton has facial expressions
      >skull sits on the chest

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I'd love for them to find one fatty that doesn't regularly complain about their knees or joints

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’m 5’6” (lmao manlet) and at my fattest I was about 190lbs, which put me only JUST into the obese BMI range, but even before I hit that number and was still in the overweight range I had knee and back problems. Now that I’m back into the healthy BMI range and have lost about 45lbs my knee problems have disappeared almost completely and my back problems aren’t anywhere near as bad. Both were diagnosed before I got fat, but in hindsight I realise now that being a tub of lard did indeed actively worsen those conditions. They’re still there but a million times more manageable and less severe. Fatties complaining about joint problems may be correct about them not being caused by their weight, but their weight is 100% making the problem FAR worse. It’s almost like when a doctor tells you to lose weight, there’s a reason for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      both these tshirts unironically go hard as fuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd buy

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Amber Lynn showing up in every /fph/ thread. Love that for her.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so demonic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That thing looks actually evil.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's the most human looking garden gnome I've seen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My man forgot to brush

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I watched somebody die this weekend, bros

    >Go to beach with my wife
    >We lay on the beach together, talk about whatever. It's nice.
    >See >person floating on his back in the water, round stomach pointing to the sky, BMI probably just a bit above 30
    >Talk about how I could never do that cause I always was too lean. He looks comfy.
    >Minutes later, we go to play in the water. Fat guy still floating
    >Wife notices fat guy's wife dragging his unconscious ass to the beach
    >Run to my phone and call 911, watch as a crowd forms and sloppy CPR is performed
    >Ambulance takes him, seems to be in no hurry to leave
    >Get a call from Sheriff detective 45 minutes later for a witness statement
    >He ded
    >Drive home together in silence
    >Eat vegetables for dinner

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They should have just blown him up with dynamite like that one town did to the beached whale

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Where was this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Michigan

        Sorry to hear that anon. But he could have had a heart attack, and I learned about a month ago that it can happen to people even when they're fit.

        I posted this here at the time as well, but I watched a friend of mine die from a heart attack right while we were playing soccer - we were about 20 minutes on the field by that point and it was just practice. One moment he kicked the ball forward (he was a defender) so we all looked to the other side of the field, then the next second he fell to the ground and that was it for him. CPR, oxygen, an ambulance arrived in 12 minutes, but he still was declared dead on arrival. I'm still heartbroken about it.

        That's what I think too. That he was in the water when it happened and he fell backwards. He was around the age where fat people start having heart attacks. The thing is he looked exactly like someone just relaxing in the water until his wife started dragging him out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >rich west Michigan anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >random heart attack
          There's no way it had nothing to do with his weight. he was probably trying to swim back to shore against the current and that was too much for his already overworked heart. I'm sorry you had to be a witness to his death but that's still the result of is horrible lifestyle and you should blame him for subjecting it to you and everyone else on the beach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to hear that anon. But he could have had a heart attack, and I learned about a month ago that it can happen to people even when they're fit.

      I posted this here at the time as well, but I watched a friend of mine die from a heart attack right while we were playing soccer - we were about 20 minutes on the field by that point and it was just practice. One moment he kicked the ball forward (he was a defender) so we all looked to the other side of the field, then the next second he fell to the ground and that was it for him. CPR, oxygen, an ambulance arrived in 12 minutes, but he still was declared dead on arrival. I'm still heartbroken about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Double or triple shot?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I learned about a month ago that it can happen to people even when they're fit.
        Yes, just means the vaccine is working.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably wouldn’t have happened if he’d played a man’s sport like American soccer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Vax tax paid in full, many such cases

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      probably wont be the last time you see something like this so don't let it get to you too much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Drive home together in silence
      >Eat vegetable for dinner
      >Getting this upset about dead fatty
      Unless you're fat too and this way relate to that fatty or have someone close to you who's fat, I see no reason to be this upset about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you upset about seeing someone die
        You may be clinically retarded; possibly autism or sociopathy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >seeing someone die
          First of all, you didn't see him die. You saw floating dead body. Second of all, never been in a funeral?
          It is pathetic how mentally weak some people are.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not him but I've never been to a funeral.
            His story sounds fake and gay tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A whale dies on the shore
      should have called national geographic not the fucking 911

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck. My dad was never the same after he saw some lady hit a tire on the highway and die after her car flipped over. Hope you power through this experience.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had a very similar experience 2 years ago at the beach. Haven't been back since. He would have made it if there had been a life guard on the beach. Made me decide I will never swim, or let me kids swim, without a life guard nearby.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every now and then I think about this little hispanic kid I helped out of the water at a beach in Cali. The kid clung onto me with a death grip. His parents didn't even see him till we were all the way out of the water.
        Same trip one of my friends had to calmly swim sideways out of a riptide. Open water is fucking scary.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He would have made it if there had been a life guard on the beach.
        If you're not already in the hospital, cpr works like, never. I'm pretty sure the guy I saw was already dead when his wife dragged him to shore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This did not occur

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Somebody dies in public
        >This is an implausible story

        Spend some time outside.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh no jabbie
    how could this happen to you?
    you were a good goy, you did as they told you, yet you are punished
    how sad

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This bro drank enough water to beat Mario sunshine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is a water bloat? Did he just drink a shitton of water? Wouldn't that fuck with his kidneys?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’m more offended by that fucking hairdo than her disgusting fat body tbqh.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          honestly I’m more offended by its skin color

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm offend by how those big titties are being wasted

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's the true tragedy in that pic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      im honestly jelly because all my fat just goes straight to my tits. at least if this guy loses weight he'll have a nice chest. sometimes the world is just unfair man.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mommy milkies?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >600 lbs at 17 years old
    >says sweat smells like cat piss and cream cheese
    How do these people even live?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not very long, Anon.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek, what was the original?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Examples of fat phobia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      can someone post the original?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What do I do if I don't fit in human clothing or equipment, but because my skull is too large?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >5'6"
      >415 lbs
      >fiancee
      H O W.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She 5'1 and 400lbs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He’s 6’ tall when lies down

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if even he can do it, why can't I?

        Confidence is key. Go on vacation to some place far from where you live, and where is easy pussy available. Drink slightly just so you stop overthinking things and hit on girls non stop. See what works and what doesn't. Once you understand the mechanics of the process, it'll become much easier over time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm depressed because i'm 170lbs @ 5'9''. I haven't gotten laid in 3 years and this whale is worried about sex positions... WTF bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if even he can do it, why can't I?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because you respect yourself enough to not settle for a 450lb 5'1 hambeast

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because his wife is a 1/10, if that
        are you willing to be with a 1/10?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know that, but that's not even the point. These dudes couldn't even talk to a 1/10, so fat piece of shit is still ahead of them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        guarantee you she's some ugly looking troll you wouldnt fuck even if you were drunk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he needs a crane

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the fact he can fuck at all at 415 means the dudes got an absolute ROCKET in his rolls

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More than likely 8” min

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was he fat, vaxed, or both?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a redditor, do you even need to ask?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmmmm

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know people in their twenties with insulin resistance. Do you have any idea how much sugar you need to gobble down to get diabetes before 30? In a couple of decades millennials will be too fat and sick to work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Some might look at this and think "great being a chad is easier" but more women get obese than men and they have their fat positivity shit going too so the stacy to chad ratio is still against you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's better to be a Chad chasing Stacys than a fat dyel chasing Goblinas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > Do you have any idea how much sugar you need to gobble down to get diabetes before 30?
      The average daily starbucks order plus whatever fast food garbage zoomers eat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And so it begins...
      This is literally the plot of the blade runner. Everyone gets diabetes so they castrate anyone who needs medical help.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you have any idea how much sugar you need to gobble down to get diabetes before 30?
      That's not how diabetes works. Raw vegans who slam thousands of calories of sugar a day aren't even close to being prediabetic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >thousands of calories of sugar
        Even frugivore vegans generally get less than half their calories from sugar, and some of them become diabetic if they eat too much. No “healthy” Vegan is eating more than 250 grams of sugar per day long term, but every amerigolem who drinks more than 500ml pop per day and eats other goyslop (especially bread) is eating at least that much.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The ego that fat guys have is unbearable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They all seem kind of clueless. I mean, more clueless than arrogant, although many are both.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its worse with fat women

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sneed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the underlining? Did you think I'm too dumb to understand it otherwise?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not hard work or dedicaqtion. Its obsession, anorexia, sickness, and horribly unhealthy.
      >If its to much work, its not worth it. I'll keep on eating my Mc Donalds

      rage is the best fuel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >in a survival situation
      you won't be in one because no survival situations occur in Walmart or on your couch and even then you'd keel over and die 5 mins in because you haven't had a double ultra goyslop mcslurpee for the hour

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, in times of famine, fatties are best suited to survive because you can’t starve when you’re fat
        If you’re in shape you’ll be hunting your food and you’ll be too much of a pussy to kill and eat the fatties

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you can’t starve when you’re fat
          stored fat is just energy, not nutrition. they would die even quicker than the IST due to the already tanked health failing to handle the situation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No. They wouldn’t.
            Fat people cannot starve.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Starting in June 1965, Angus Barbieri fasted for 382 days. He lived on tea, coffee, soda water [sparkling water, not soda], and vitamins, living at home in Tayport, Scotland, and frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. He lost 276 pounds (125 kg) and set a record for the length of a fast.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Idk what became of our man Angus. Apparently he died pretty young like 58 or something, not sure what of. I wonder if he was able to keep it off.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                One year of fasting on a non diet is enough to fuck you up big time.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it's neat that he got to live the end of his life looking human but his organs were so shot he only got a decade or less before cardiac arrest iirc.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not just stored energy, there is crap like fat soluble vitamins stored up too. If needed the body can also break down the now unused fat cells for protein and other shit.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >shtf
            >fattys' diabetes meds run out
            >fattys only have sugary foods stocked because the meds allowed them to continue consuming them
            >eat a box of hohos
            >die

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you’ll be too much of a pussy to kill and eat the fatties
          More like disgusted, fatties are easy targe. What are they going to do? Outrun you? Hide? lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fatties are best suited to survive
          kek, in reality
          >fatty stubs toe getting up from couch
          >cant feel it
          >bleeds out because of thin blood that cant coagulate anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i want to hunt these people for sport

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >girl makes joke
      >cow takes it seriously and bitches about
      I aint even gonna finish that you know what I mean. What a fucking cow lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Checked

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >This confuses the fatso

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Stop posting twink femboys

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Low-T confirmed, NGMI bro

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >More feminine than literally every woman itt

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Boys make terrible girls

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Kneel before your (Casey) King.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                unironically would watch

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            god i wish she has a feminine penis and not some gross roast curtains

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >girl

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So I was shopping for cars and I found one nearby that looked decent and only had one real issue (missing the back bumper) but the guy selling it had massive white scab/callous/I don't know on both arms and legs. I know I've seen a few examples in FPH of this, especially around the leg area but this guy had it from wrist to elbow all the way around. What is it exactly?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Could be autoimmune. Psoriasis or something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      aids

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >got my sleep schedule back to a sense of normalcy
    >awake before 8AM for the first time in forever
    >decide I'm going to get a bacon/egg/cheese on a scallion bagel from the deli
    >get there and see this beast getting out of their full sized Tahoe SUV
    >they had to rock back and forth to get enough momentum to actually get out because their belly was pressed against the steering wheel
    >poorly parked in the handicapped spot of course
    >I parked away from the door
    >they somehow manage to waddle their way to the deli door faster than I can get over there unless I literally ran and shoved the beast out of the way
    >this lard elemental is practically gasping for air just shambling towards the counter
    >walking in their wake, they fucking REEK
    >unwashed, unwiped ass, old shit, piss, and body odor
    >equally stained clothing
    >they finally get to the counter and proceed to order no less than ten (10) bagel sandwiches of various types
    >giving the order left them breathless
    >a fistful of brownies and muffins from the sweets section
    >what looked to be like a dozen Nesquick chocolate drinks
    >what was supposed to be a quick trip for my breakfast turned into waiting for 20 minutes while 3 people cooked this beast's order
    >finally everything is finished and the fat fuck says the order if to eat here
    >This "person" is going to eat all this right here, right now, wtf
    >they take my order, lady offers me a free corn muffin or a couple plain bagels for my wait
    >told her no thanks, I'm good, just the sandwich and my OJ, "I don't want to get fat"
    >must have unconsciously looked over at the fatty while I said it because the girl behind the counter was hiding a laugh
    >making small talk while paying
    >apparently the fatty gets this sort of meal EVERY DAY. Usually consumes 75% there, and then takes the rest home

    I despise fat people. I also wonder where this fuck gets all their money from. Pic unrelated, random from my fat hate folder.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >got my sleep schedule back to a sense of normalcy
      >awake before 8AM for the first time in forever
      >decide I'm going to get a bacon/egg/cheese on a scallion bagel from the deli
      >get there and see this beast getting out of his full sized Tahoe SUV
      >he had to rock back and forth to get enough momentum to actually get out because his belly was pressed against the steering wheel
      >poorly parked in the handicapped spot of course
      >I parked away from the door
      >he somehow manages to waddle his way to the deli door faster than I can get over there unless I literally ran and shoved the beast out of the way
      >this lard elemental is practically gasping for air just shambling towards the counter
      >walking in his wake, he fucking REEKS
      >unwashed, unwiped ass, old shit, piss, and body odor
      >equally stained clothing
      >he finally gets to the counter and proceeds to order no less than ten (10) bagel sandwiches of various types
      >giving the order left him breathless
      >a fistful of brownies and muffins from the sweets section
      >what looked to be like a dozen Nesquick chocolate drinks
      >what was supposed to be a quick trip for my breakfast turned into waiting for 20 minutes while 3 people cooked this beast's order
      >finally everything is finished and the fat fuck says the order is to eat here
      >This "person" is going to eat all this right here, right now, wtf
      >they take my order, lady offers me a free corn muffin or a couple plain bagels for my wait
      >told her no thanks, I'm good, just the sandwich and my OJ, "I don't want to get fat"
      >must have unconsciously looked over at the fatty while I said it because the girl behind the counter was hiding a laugh
      >making small talk while paying
      >apparently the fatty gets this sort of meal EVERY DAY. Usually consumes 75% there, and then takes the rest home

      I despise fat people. I also wonder where this fuck gets all his money from. Pic unrelated, random from my fat hate folder.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why did you just repost the story?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I corrected the barely legible grammar.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            are you autistic?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Are you not?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Probably

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >where do fatties get obesebucks for food?
      welfare. that’s your money that the fatty is eating.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But how is that enough? Welfare usually isn’t a whole lot of money. It’s certainly not enough to eat out every day and still pay rent bills etc.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They may also have family members who they leech off of. Emotional/mental abuse to get their money or food. Could also be someone who was left a large inheritance and is now blowing through it.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is child abuse. I know he's 18, but you can't gain 500lb in a year. That fat and the habits he carries with him are undoubtedly created by his parents.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    goobacks?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God South Park is such midwit utter trash

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What successful television series have you launched anon? I'll wait.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you've never made a television show so you can't criticize another show
          >you're not a chef so you can't criticize my food
          >you're not a cuck so you can't call me a cuck

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. filthy future speak muttering gooback

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Better than all anime

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else just get horribly bad vibes from this guy? I was watching a video about burgers and this fuckers presence was just ominous in a way I struggle to express. He emanates this bitterness and sloth that fills me with a deep disgust.

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