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Imagine the amount of gutter oil contained within the blubber of this chinklet nugget, might put those site-enhanced brazilians to shame
The scariest thing about this is that his growing popularity is making his parents $$$ (and clout), so they have all the incentive in the world to keep fattening him up. It's like a fricked up positive-feedback-loop.
I hope to God this toddler grows up, becomes IST as hell, and ends up hating his parents for treating his health as a meme. Some parents truly deserve worse than being left in a shitty old folks home.
How is this difficult?
>I’m stabbing my sons to death
>how about you don’t stab them?
it’s literally the same thing
>needing a cup of goyslurp while shopping for goyslop
>return to den, lay down on nest after arduous shopping journey, and begin huffing down the slop
is there even one minute of the day in which these beasts aren’t shoveling sugar into their maw or preparing to shovel sugar into their maw?
>is there even one minute of the day in which these beasts aren’t shoveling sugar into their maw
They have to sleep at some point
Holy shit no way the second pic is from an actual human being, no fricking way that looks like some resident evil bioweapon transformation
That looks like elephantitis
I thought Chinese Tik Tok wouldn't allow this kind of degeneracy.
Not allowed in the CCP, the rest of the capitalist democratic world can degrade
Chow Yung Fat
>you don't need this snickers
I mean, she was right.
You just know she said this in that weird ass Caribbean/Irish accent as well. Too based
>people
Mirin forearms
> t. fat coomer
Dis fatty
did i miss the irony here?
or why is the most obese and unhealthy burger president posted in fph?
No youre just a tourist
Not that tourist, but it's crazy you tards are still fighting that battle here. I haven't been on IST in like 5 years
Trump was a fatty, but he's almost 100lbs lighter than the record holder.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1108096/us-presidents-weights/
>Trump was a fatty
>Was
He's still Morbiusly Obeast
kinda dumb for this stat to not also provide height and/or BMI
Trump is 6'2" so that's unlikely to help your case
We've had some fat presidents bro even before the lamestream media doctored photos and videos to make them look bad
>Trump is not a hambeast with a dump truck ass! Is the libs shooping his pictures!!
Oh the cope
>Trump is 6'2"
lol
Anon you are genuinely moronic or a female but I repeat myself
Others who have tried this have died hence why it is a record.
It’s crazy how accepted these ideas are. I wonder what current doctors are being taught
In psychology we call this "maladaptive coping strategies", this might be indicative of an eating disorder (binge eating).
Trump is at most 6’1”
And at least 32.2 BMI
Probably worse for both stats though
His BMI is 30.5, which is obese.
>BMI
ngmi
all bodybuilders and most other lifters are obese according to bmi
> “but bmi doesn’t account for bodybuilders!”
You haven’t set foot in a gym since being forced to for school, have you fatty? Bet your massive chair squeals in agony whenever you wrench your massive rolls out of its grasp to take your nasty, sickly, obese slob shits (8 times a day). I’ve never heard a human being use the bodybuilder excuse about bmi, it’s something that only comes from søy-guzzling Reddit stinkfats, landwhale haes “femin”ists, or other non-person lardslabs who think they’re being clever. Go back.
>words words words
didn't read lol
you fat. post body or leave.
>you fat. post body or leave.
>t. pic related
i am not going to join your spank bank, queer. you will seethe about this for the rest of the thread
you need to go back.
Wait, so his breasts have breasts? And his balls have breasts? And he has a front ass and two elbows per arm? The frick is going on here?
Fatties get covered in breasts
don't forget the back breasts and not just 2 maybe 4 to 6 back breasts
>y-you need to go back
seethe
You need to go back.
>Y-you need to go back.
>w-why won't he listen to me?!?!
bc ur dyel
pictured: your gf
You need to go back.
picrel: you
>You need to go back.
>picrel: you
You need to go back. You’re neither thin nor strong enough to post here.
picrel: your near future
>You need to go back. You’re neither thin nor strong enough to post here.
>picrel: your near future
Go back
Not a coroner but there are a few reasons why autopsy incision would be off-center in a case like this. The most likely in based on what I can see is that the adipose tissue of super obese >people expands asymmetrically. Other reasons would involve problems with the tissue, medical devices inserted into the abdomen, or simply not giving too much of a frick about being perfectly centered because you’ve got several inches of relatively homogenous lard to carve through before you reach the organs you’re most likely to be interested in.
>Go back
go back
Did you run out of fat people to post because you don’t really hate them? Go back.
>Did you run out of fat people to post because you don’t really hate them? Go back.
>ambulocetus
so good
>two fatos fighting it out for the last breadcum
just noticed his bellybutton seems to be on the left. any scientists know why they didnt cut straight down his torso? or is that normal?
Why would you perfectly bisect the belly button instead of going around it? The navel is a tough knot of connective tissue.
And also makes a good point.
Literally nobody in the history of IST has ever posted body.
this is a massive cope answer from fatties who have never lifted a day in their life. They're obese by BMI because they're roiding and have unnatural levels of muscle mass. Most non-roided lifters may be overweight by BMI but almost never obese. Also it's a moot point here anyways since Trump doesn't lift or even believe in any form of exercise.
bmi was normed with regular non-gym going people, not lifters. this fact is used as cope by fatties but this doesn't make it untrue
yes which is why lifters don't use BMI generally they use body fat %
again Trump does not lift so that does not apply to him anyways and he is an obese lardass
he may have been fat, but at least Trump could give a speech without shitting his pants and getting swept away by tard wranglers
Nobody asked or cares. Go leave fatass.
> b-but the other ancient and decrepit shill selected for president isn’t fit either
holy fricking cope, you need to go back or go outside
>c-cope
you’re really reaching by calling that coping, m8
ok but nobody cares because the meme could be anyone it's just >people
I’m natty. And lean. And obese. Does this mean I’ve made it?
yea bro
post body
You wish, homo.
Cope harder fat frick
it's
>fat people hate
>implying they're people trump.jpg
>based >people poster
>someone points out trump is a fat frick
>suddenly they fat people hate thread becomes the fat apologists thread
>Nooo he's 70 years old and sedentary
>Nooo he's rich therefore he's already make it and doesn't have to work out, he's better than me because he has money
Such is the double think of the colon /misc/yps.
Usually it’s
>nooooooo he’s not really that fat the liberal media is just editing his photos
Overweight people are fat, anons. Did you all think that f>ph only applied to the obese?
Enjoy arguing about Trump for the rest of your life or whatever. God forbid you learn to ignore the picture that gets posted in every fricking thread so as not to derail the thread into politics
>Stop pointing out trump is a fat fricking lardgolem in the fat people hate thread it derails the thread!
He’s a fatty in a thread about hating fatties. idgaf about his politics, he’s not even a person; igaf about the fact that he’s a sack of floppy adipose that people post like we’re supposed to relate to him in some way.
how low fit has fallen when pol is allowed to defend obesity here.
>/pol/yps
literally rent free
>triggered colon /misc/yp
A tale as old as your underage ass
>butthurt over being outed as a polwhiner
seethe harder gay
>Has a custom script that hides the early life section of Wikipedia biographies
kek
>p
posting is traditional. it’s simply not an /fph/ thread with >p posting.
we tried >malarkey posting, but it wasn’t as good
don't be silly, not even Trump is a Trump apologist
>never seen a thin person drink diet coke
Trump apologists are IST newbie /misc/ migrants
>Almost 18
>In college
Do you think a >person would do that? Just go on Reddit and type lies?
>Get into Kindergarten early because white/asian
>Skip grades because white/asian
>Graduate before 18
>Still not 18 by the end of summer
I know, but that requires you to be unusually intelligent. He is fat. Pic related.
Eh, it could be that his birthday is in december thats how I graduated before 18, a lot of kids who’s birthdays are near the end of the year are put in a year early
Nah I went to uni at 17 because my birthday was in october
>i'm very smart!!!
>look at this computer generated image!!!
it's not very rare at all for a 17 year old to be in college. Not common, but not rare. All it takes is your parents being autistic about when they put you in kindergarten, you don't have to have skipped a grade or anything.
not even that if you take summer school the first (and in this case only) 3 years of high school you can easily get out early. Though for any kids these days a i would recommend taking any and all AP classes you can in that 4th year to actually save your time in college.
You can easily be 17 and in college. Had a friend who did it through no innate quality other than moving from a state where he got put into school early.
I could've went to college at 16-17 if i werent so fricking lazy. Quite achievable
>Illerate plebbitor doesnt know people go to college while still in highschool
Must suck to be as moronic and uneducated as (You).
thats not remarkably uncommon anon
Had an Azerbaijani friend, they study for 1 year less? in school I think
Or maybe some countries have their final year of school where students turn 17.
Not everyone has a gap year. They jump straight into ~~*uni*~~
100% guaranteed vaxtard
>muh vax
Ok incel
>ok inc-ACK!
>naming saved pics
>99.99% of vaxxed still alive and well
leave chud
>bawww i'm wrong and suck noooo
cope
>99.99% of vaxxed still alive and well
isn't that the survival rate from covid as well?
I had a friend at university who didn't turn 18 until 5 months in. It's not impossible.
Europeans confirmed moronic
Wow it's as if people's birthdays don't match up perfectly with set college semesters or something.
Everyone's ragged on you already but I started college when I was 17 and turned 18 after 2 months of it
>almost half of American population will be overweight by 2050
>best case scenario
Fricking hell at this rate fat acceptance will actually be accepted.
You misread it. Almost half will be obese. Well over half are already overweight.
>42 percent by 2050
>we reached 42 percent in 2017
Man, i only have black pills for the future, gotta wonder what my country will look like when i'm 70.
Wonder too what the post corona lockdown number is gonna "roll" in at when we get it.
It could be seen as a whitepill that the standards are becoming so low that merely not being obese will make you above average
Well they weren't wrong
>Prediction from 03
>20 years ago
2014
The twelfth day of twothousandfourteenuary, 2003.
Peek American intellect
youre moronic but ill let this one slide because whoever uses year/month/day is moronic as well
De block ate all the food so you won't be tempted
homie, who the frick eats an entire cheese block.
That's just disgusting, you tasteless fatso
Uhhh, it's not uncommon to eat a block of cheese. Maybe not the whole lot, but eating it like that isn't uncommon.
I have never seen anything like it in my life, even counting the year I spent among the whales in rural South Dakota.
Then you need to get out more.
I'm staying exactly where I am if that's the kind of shit that's common where you are.
Fine. Stay an introvert, chud.
Bruh where the frick are you that you see people walking around with cheese blocks. That is psychotic.
Literally me. I go to the park and eat 8-10oz bars of sharp cheddar cheese.
anon say sike right now
>He doesn't Cheesemaxx
>I'mDoingKeto.jpg
>keto
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT
Bros…. They’re even turning against each other…
How cool would it be if Black folk finally turned everyone against them and we got rid of them forever
a solution, finally!
Wow, that must've knocked the wind outta them
Nice to see the jannys hanging out
>loading your revolver with .357, .38 special, and .38 short Colt at the same time
That gif gives me the feeling his revolver is an x frame.
im shocked at how many of them exist in the comments of every video. it could be a cute family playing on the sidewalk. And out of no where some black presenting account. They'll be like "CUZ U WITE, IF IT WAS US WED BE ARRESTED AND KEELED". Or "THE SUN DODGERS STOLE SKATEBOARDS FROM US WHEN WE WUZ IN SLAAAAVERY"
like. uhg enough of you already.
Always whiteys fault.
You can’t save Blacks
lol you can never win with black people. Like when they mock leftists for being "white saviors", etc. You're fricked if you're with them, you're fricked if you're against them. There's literally nothing you can do as a white person to please them except die.
Thank god these people are not even worth the time to think about, and are completely inconsequential to most of our lives
>steals your Specialized road bike
smugpepe.gif
try not living in a major metropolitan area, because there's literally no reason to anymore. Or just use a decent lock. In my experience, locking up and turning one tumbler exactly one place was enough to fool "them"
well of course nobody wants to uplift black fat people, do you know how much it costs to rent a crane?
That's how these things go. In groups beget infighting
>yeah I’ll take the triple fatty supreme, goyslopper deluxe, a large fry, six boxes of goyken nuggets, a triple chocolate chunk shake and a Diet Coke, I’m trying to make healthier choices.
We serve food here, sir.
>”clearing out this buffet”
>”WITH NO LEFTOVERS!”
Was being bed ridden part of your master plan?
I thought that was the husband in the photo
>the kids
I'm gonna commit mass minecraft
>if I pull that off would you die
>ahhhh you think the sugar is your ally, i was born in it, moulded by it, it didn't see nutrients 'till i was a man at by the they were YUCKYYY
Nobody knew who I was till I put on the mask
Which one's the husband?
>"you're a big guy"
>"i'm a woman"
bros i'm not overweight at all but i will probably have to sleep with this shit on too... i have terrible sleep, i'm tired the whole day, and i snore like a motherfricka. my dad is the same, and he swears by this device, says it fixed his life and he wish he found out about this sooner.
should i do it? super embarrassed to sleep like this next to my gf. feels like i'm nikocado
the fact that i'm much older than her (34 vs 23) isn't helping
just to clarify, she's the sweetest and she actually encourages me to get the device (she's a med student), but still, feels emasculating af
dunno it might make you live longer, long as you aint fat(aka 400pound) there should be no problem, nothing to feel bad about, sleep is very important Anon, for work, lovelife, socializing, keeping connections or getting em, being happy, cooking and all that shit. so yes.. you'll only use it at night.
i'm not a fatty, i'm pretty IST by normie standards, but still this shit is gonna dry up my gf's bussy for sure
forgot pic because lack of good sleep
Who the frick cares about pussy, Just frick her harder lmao, it's not like you need it when you're fricking her. there's always the chance that the lack of sleep might lower your own sexdrive or some bullshit, now you won't even be able to sex her xDDDDDD and that would be alot worse than looking like darth vader when you're both fricking sleeping, if she starts bullshit like that or bring it up after cheating ''i fricked behind your back becuase you looked funny my vag is ash xd and tho i also recommended you thisxd'' if she does that shit, throw her the frick out or kill her.
thank you kind schizo this is honestly the best advice i can expect from IST
No problem Anon, hope it works well for you, if it doesn't help you, you can always not use it yknow, So.. when are you killing her?
it's in your head. If she loves you she will want you to be ok. Don't be so damn insecure.
by allah this is what i'll look like
Missing sleep is about the worst regular thing you can do to yourself in terms of health.
You learn from your mistakes.
The worst part is she's technically the most qualified health minister we've had.
>
rather have a fat health minister than a mentally unstable one
Please, won’t someone think of the poor skeletons
wait, your skeleton just sits in your chest and drives you around like a Zord?
I regularly beat him to make him grow stronger with me
Now I understand that one webm where a guy just seems to drop into his lower torso. The skeleton just had pimped his ride with a trick hydraulic suspension!
>pimp ride
>ride is now a horrible, fat, shitty, and ugly
i’ll just keep mine stock then
Based, all of you
>skeleton has facial expressions
>skull sits on the chest
Lmao I'd love for them to find one fatty that doesn't regularly complain about their knees or joints
I’m 5’6” (lmao manlet) and at my fattest I was about 190lbs, which put me only JUST into the obese BMI range, but even before I hit that number and was still in the overweight range I had knee and back problems. Now that I’m back into the healthy BMI range and have lost about 45lbs my knee problems have disappeared almost completely and my back problems aren’t anywhere near as bad. Both were diagnosed before I got fat, but in hindsight I realise now that being a tub of lard did indeed actively worsen those conditions. They’re still there but a million times more manageable and less severe. Fatties complaining about joint problems may be correct about them not being caused by their weight, but their weight is 100% making the problem FAR worse. It’s almost like when a doctor tells you to lose weight, there’s a reason for it.
both these tshirts unironically go hard as frick
I'd buy
Amber Lynn showing up in every /fph/ thread. Love that for her.
so demonic
That thing looks actually evil.
That's the most human looking israelite I've seen.
My man forgot to brush
I watched somebody die this weekend, bros
>Go to beach with my wife
>We lay on the beach together, talk about whatever. It's nice.
>See >person floating on his back in the water, round stomach pointing to the sky, BMI probably just a bit above 30
>Talk about how I could never do that cause I always was too lean. He looks comfy.
>Minutes later, we go to play in the water. Fat guy still floating
>Wife notices fat guy's wife dragging his unconscious ass to the beach
>Run to my phone and call 911, watch as a crowd forms and sloppy CPR is performed
>Ambulance takes him, seems to be in no hurry to leave
>Get a call from Sheriff detective 45 minutes later for a witness statement
>He ded
>Drive home together in silence
>Eat vegetables for dinner
They should have just blown him up with dynamite like that one town did to the beached whale
Damn. Where was this?
Michigan
That's what I think too. That he was in the water when it happened and he fell backwards. He was around the age where fat people start having heart attacks. The thing is he looked exactly like someone just relaxing in the water until his wife started dragging him out
>rich west Michigan anon
>random heart attack
There's no way it had nothing to do with his weight. he was probably trying to swim back to shore against the current and that was too much for his already overworked heart. I'm sorry you had to be a witness to his death but that's still the result of is horrible lifestyle and you should blame him for subjecting it to you and everyone else on the beach.
Sorry to hear that anon. But he could have had a heart attack, and I learned about a month ago that it can happen to people even when they're fit.
I posted this here at the time as well, but I watched a friend of mine die from a heart attack right while we were playing soccer - we were about 20 minutes on the field by that point and it was just practice. One moment he kicked the ball forward (he was a defender) so we all looked to the other side of the field, then the next second he fell to the ground and that was it for him. CPR, oxygen, an ambulance arrived in 12 minutes, but he still was declared dead on arrival. I'm still heartbroken about it.
Double or triple shot?
>I learned about a month ago that it can happen to people even when they're fit.
Yes, just means the vaccine is working.
Probably wouldn’t have happened if he’d played a man’s sport like American soccer
Vax tax paid in full, many such cases
probably wont be the last time you see something like this so don't let it get to you too much
>Drive home together in silence
>Eat vegetable for dinner
>Getting this upset about dead fatty
Unless you're fat too and this way relate to that fatty or have someone close to you who's fat, I see no reason to be this upset about it.
>why are you upset about seeing someone die
You may be clinically moronic; possibly autism or sociopathy
>seeing someone die
First of all, you didn't see him die. You saw floating dead body. Second of all, never been in a funeral?
It is pathetic how mentally weak some people are.
I'm not him but I've never been to a funeral.
His story sounds fake and gay tbh
>A whale dies on the shore
should have called national geographic not the fricking 911
Frick. My dad was never the same after he saw some lady hit a tire on the highway and die after her car flipped over. Hope you power through this experience.
I had a very similar experience 2 years ago at the beach. Haven't been back since. He would have made it if there had been a life guard on the beach. Made me decide I will never swim, or let me kids swim, without a life guard nearby.
Every now and then I think about this little hispanic kid I helped out of the water at a beach in Cali. The kid clung onto me with a death grip. His parents didn't even see him till we were all the way out of the water.
Same trip one of my friends had to calmly swim sideways out of a riptide. Open water is fricking scary.
>He would have made it if there had been a life guard on the beach.
If you're not already in the hospital, cpr works like, never. I'm pretty sure the guy I saw was already dead when his wife dragged him to shore.
This did not occur
>Somebody dies in public
>This is an implausible story
Spend some time outside.
oh no jabbie
how could this happen to you?
you were a good goy, you did as they told you, yet you are punished
how sad
This homie drank enough water to beat Mario sunshine
What the frick is a water bloat? Did he just drink a shitton of water? Wouldn't that frick with his kidneys?
I’m more offended by that fricking hairdo than her disgusting fat body tbqh.
honestly I’m more offended by its skin color
I'm offend by how those big breasts are being wasted
That's the true tragedy in that pic
im honestly jelly because all my fat just goes straight to my breasts. at least if this guy loses weight he'll have a nice chest. sometimes the world is just unfair man.
Mommy milkies?
>600 lbs at 17 years old
>says sweat smells like cat piss and cream cheese
How do these people even live?
Not very long, Anon.
kek, what was the original?
Examples of fat phobia
can someone post the original?
What do I do if I don't fit in human clothing or equipment, but because my skull is too large?
>5'6"
>415 lbs
>fiancee
H O W.
She 5'1 and 400lbs
He’s 6’ tall when lies down
Confidence is key. Go on vacation to some place far from where you live, and where is easy pussy available. Drink slightly just so you stop overthinking things and hit on girls non stop. See what works and what doesn't. Once you understand the mechanics of the process, it'll become much easier over time.
I'm depressed because i'm 170lbs @ 5'9''. I haven't gotten laid in 3 years and this whale is worried about sex positions... WTF bros
if even he can do it, why can't I?
Because you respect yourself enough to not settle for a 450lb 5'1 hambeast
Because his wife is a 1/10, if that
are you willing to be with a 1/10?
You don't know that, but that's not even the point. These dudes couldn't even talk to a 1/10, so fat piece of shit is still ahead of them
guarantee you she's some ugly looking troll you wouldnt frick even if you were drunk
he needs a crane
the fact he can frick at all at 415 means the dudes got an absolute ROCKET in his rolls
More than likely 8” min
Was he fat, vaxed, or both?
It's a redditor, do you even need to ask?
Hmmmmm
I know people in their twenties with insulin resistance. Do you have any idea how much sugar you need to gobble down to get diabetes before 30? In a couple of decades millennials will be too fat and sick to work.
Some might look at this and think "great being a chad is easier" but more women get obese than men and they have their fat positivity shit going too so the stacy to chad ratio is still against you.
It's better to be a Chad chasing Stacys than a fat dyel chasing Goblinas
> Do you have any idea how much sugar you need to gobble down to get diabetes before 30?
The average daily starbucks order plus whatever fast food garbage zoomers eat.
And so it begins...
This is literally the plot of the blade runner. Everyone gets diabetes so they castrate anyone who needs medical help.
>Do you have any idea how much sugar you need to gobble down to get diabetes before 30?
That's not how diabetes works. Raw vegans who slam thousands of calories of sugar a day aren't even close to being prediabetic.
>thousands of calories of sugar
Even frugivore vegans generally get less than half their calories from sugar, and some of them become diabetic if they eat too much. No “healthy” Vegan is eating more than 250 grams of sugar per day long term, but every amerigolem who drinks more than 500ml pop per day and eats other goyslop (especially bread) is eating at least that much.
The ego that fat guys have is unbearable
They all seem kind of clueless. I mean, more clueless than arrogant, although many are both.
Its worse with fat women
>people
Sneed
Cope
What's with the underlining? Did you think I'm too dumb to understand it otherwise?
>Its not hard work or dedicaqtion. Its obsession, anorexia, sickness, and horribly unhealthy.
>If its to much work, its not worth it. I'll keep on eating my Mc Donalds
rage is the best fuel
>in a survival situation
you won't be in one because no survival situations occur in Walmart or on your couch and even then you'd keel over and die 5 mins in because you haven't had a double ultra goyslop mcslurpee for the hour
Actually, in times of famine, fatties are best suited to survive because you can’t starve when you’re fat
If you’re in shape you’ll be hunting your food and you’ll be too much of a pussy to kill and eat the fatties
>you can’t starve when you’re fat
stored fat is just energy, not nutrition. they would die even quicker than the IST due to the already tanked health failing to handle the situation.
No. They wouldn’t.
Fat people cannot starve.
>Starting in June 1965, Angus Barbieri fasted for 382 days. He lived on tea, coffee, soda water [sparkling water, not soda], and vitamins, living at home in Tayport, Scotland, and frequently visiting Maryfield Hospital for medical evaluation. He lost 276 pounds (125 kg) and set a record for the length of a fast.
Idk what became of our man Angus. Apparently he died pretty young like 58 or something, not sure what of. I wonder if he was able to keep it off.
One year of fasting on a non diet is enough to frick you up big time.
it's neat that he got to live the end of his life looking human but his organs were so shot he only got a decade or less before cardiac arrest iirc.
It’s not just stored energy, there is crap like fat soluble vitamins stored up too. If needed the body can also break down the now unused fat cells for protein and other shit.
>shtf
>fattys' diabetes meds run out
>fattys only have sugary foods stocked because the meds allowed them to continue consuming them
>eat a box of hohos
>die
>you’ll be too much of a pussy to kill and eat the fatties
More like disgusted, fatties are easy targe. What are they going to do? Outrun you? Hide? lmao
>fatties are best suited to survive
kek, in reality
>fatty stubs toe getting up from couch
>cant feel it
>bleeds out because of thin blood that cant coagulate anymore
i want to hunt these people for sport
>girl makes joke
>cow takes it seriously and b***hes about
I aint even gonna finish that you know what I mean. What a fricking cow lol
Checked
>This confuses the fatso
Stop posting twink femboys
Low-T confirmed, NGMI bro
>More feminine than literally every woman itt
Boys make terrible girls
Kneel before your (Casey) King.
unironically would watch
god i wish she has a feminine penis and not some gross roast curtains
>girl
So I was shopping for cars and I found one nearby that looked decent and only had one real issue (missing the back bumper) but the guy selling it had massive white scab/callous/I don't know on both arms and legs. I know I've seen a few examples in FPH of this, especially around the leg area but this guy had it from wrist to elbow all the way around. What is it exactly?
Could be autoimmune. Psoriasis or something.
aids
>got my sleep schedule back to a sense of normalcy
>awake before 8AM for the first time in forever
>decide I'm going to get a bacon/egg/cheese on a scallion bagel from the deli
>get there and see this beast getting out of their full sized Tahoe SUV
>they had to rock back and forth to get enough momentum to actually get out because their belly was pressed against the steering wheel
>poorly parked in the handicapped spot of course
>I parked away from the door
>they somehow manage to waddle their way to the deli door faster than I can get over there unless I literally ran and shoved the beast out of the way
>this lard elemental is practically gasping for air just shambling towards the counter
>walking in their wake, they fricking REEK
>unwashed, unwiped ass, old shit, piss, and body odor
>equally stained clothing
>they finally get to the counter and proceed to order no less than ten (10) bagel sandwiches of various types
>giving the order left them breathless
>a fistful of brownies and muffins from the sweets section
>what looked to be like a dozen Nesquick chocolate drinks
>what was supposed to be a quick trip for my breakfast turned into waiting for 20 minutes while 3 people cooked this beast's order
>finally everything is finished and the fat frick says the order if to eat here
>This "person" is going to eat all this right here, right now, wtf
>they take my order, lady offers me a free corn muffin or a couple plain bagels for my wait
>told her no thanks, I'm good, just the sandwich and my OJ, "I don't want to get fat"
>must have unconsciously looked over at the fatty while I said it because the girl behind the counter was hiding a laugh
>making small talk while paying
>apparently the fatty gets this sort of meal EVERY DAY. Usually consumes 75% there, and then takes the rest home
I despise fat people. I also wonder where this frick gets all their money from. Pic unrelated, random from my fat hate folder.
>got my sleep schedule back to a sense of normalcy
>awake before 8AM for the first time in forever
>decide I'm going to get a bacon/egg/cheese on a scallion bagel from the deli
>get there and see this beast getting out of his full sized Tahoe SUV
>he had to rock back and forth to get enough momentum to actually get out because his belly was pressed against the steering wheel
>poorly parked in the handicapped spot of course
>I parked away from the door
>he somehow manages to waddle his way to the deli door faster than I can get over there unless I literally ran and shoved the beast out of the way
>this lard elemental is practically gasping for air just shambling towards the counter
>walking in his wake, he fricking REEKS
>unwashed, unwiped ass, old shit, piss, and body odor
>equally stained clothing
>he finally gets to the counter and proceeds to order no less than ten (10) bagel sandwiches of various types
>giving the order left him breathless
>a fistful of brownies and muffins from the sweets section
>what looked to be like a dozen Nesquick chocolate drinks
>what was supposed to be a quick trip for my breakfast turned into waiting for 20 minutes while 3 people cooked this beast's order
>finally everything is finished and the fat frick says the order is to eat here
>This "person" is going to eat all this right here, right now, wtf
>they take my order, lady offers me a free corn muffin or a couple plain bagels for my wait
>told her no thanks, I'm good, just the sandwich and my OJ, "I don't want to get fat"
>must have unconsciously looked over at the fatty while I said it because the girl behind the counter was hiding a laugh
>making small talk while paying
>apparently the fatty gets this sort of meal EVERY DAY. Usually consumes 75% there, and then takes the rest home
I despise fat people. I also wonder where this frick gets all his money from. Pic unrelated, random from my fat hate folder.
why did you just repost the story?
I corrected the barely legible grammar.
are you autistic?
Are you not?
Probably
>where do fatties get obesebucks for food?
welfare. that’s your money that the fatty is eating.
But how is that enough? Welfare usually isn’t a whole lot of money. It’s certainly not enough to eat out every day and still pay rent bills etc.
They may also have family members who they leech off of. Emotional/mental abuse to get their money or food. Could also be someone who was left a large inheritance and is now blowing through it.
This is child abuse. I know he's 18, but you can't gain 500lb in a year. That fat and the habits he carries with him are undoubtedly created by his parents.
goobacks?
God South Park is such midwit utter trash
What successful television series have you launched anon? I'll wait.
>you've never made a television show so you can't criticize another show
>you're not a chef so you can't criticize my food
>you're not a cuck so you can't call me a cuck
>t. filthy future speak muttering gooback
Better than all anime
Anyone else just get horribly bad vibes from this guy? I was watching a video about burgers and this frickers presence was just ominous in a way I struggle to express. He emanates this bitterness and sloth that fills me with a deep disgust.