>free weights. >arrested for stealing if I take them home

>free weights
>arrested for “stealing” if I take them home

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am honestly considering stealing some from my gym. I always carry a backpack with myself and I could try to sneak some in there. Should I try it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fuark kek

      No you dumb gypsy I need them

      >Use Smith machine all the time
      >It never calls me "Mr.Anderson"

      Lmao fuark

      >squat at the gym
      >arrested for trespassing

      Kek

      >kroc rows
      >jailed for no exotic pet license
      >went trans in prison

      Cheeky kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had done this to my shitty cheap gnomish gym.In 10 years they will still have the same broken dumbbells and cables

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People have been stealing shit from our gym, it's so funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bites the hand that feeds him

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hindu squats
    >But I'm Roman Catholic

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >skull crushers
    >hitting head is poor form

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You had better have children if you're making jokes like this

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Use Smith machine all the time
    >It never calls me "Mr.Anderson"

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dumbbells but where are the smartbells?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >squat at the gym
    >arrested for trespassing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >claimed squatter rights

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Split squats
    >No bananas anywhere

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >deadlifted
    >arrested for gravedigging
    >labelled necrophiliac
    You assholes said deadlifting is at the core of getting jacked, now I’m facing serious charges.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      now your bussy will get jacked by some bbc on the reg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mutt's law

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >personnel trainer
    >no trains involved

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >power cleans
    >floor is still dirty

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >romanian deadlift
    >arrested for theft

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >use Leg extension machine every day for 6 months
    >Still a manlet

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Romanian chairs
    >no Romanian girl with long titties on the chairs

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >kroc rows
    >jailed for no exotic pet license
    >went trans in prison

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chin ups
    >Still depressed

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >doing toe touches in the gym
    >got put on the sex offender registry

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dumbbell pullover
    >get a ticket for bad form

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Calf raises
    >Can't even keep a goldfish alive

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pull-ups
    >still wear diapers

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >deadlifts
    >still alive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually did this (and got stabbed)
      I did it again to some random coconut gangbangers threatening to shoot me out of nowhere and they seethed to hell because they were full of shit about even having a gun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I did it again
        wtf?

        Also, did you have to have surgery or anything? Is your body ok now or were there lasting effects?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, if I die it will not be cowering like a pussy or getting shot in the back.
          And to answer your question, yeah, in and out of the hospital for about a year, a few infections, some ugly scars and a lot of lost gains.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon, if I die it will not be cowering like a pussy or getting shot in the back.
            Ok, I hear ya.

            Anyway, I'm glad you made it through all that.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rope extensions
    How many meters am I supposed to make this damn thing?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >curls
    >get an ambulance called on me

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >good mornings
    >its 9 o’clock at night

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chin up machine
    >still sad

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >biceps, triceps, quadriceps
    >where are uniceps

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >machine flies
    >it's still on the ground

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >barbells
    >no liquor dispensed

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >incline bench
    >do it anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you mean "decline bench?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i thought he did too. but i inclined to write a reply.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i thought he did too. but i inclined to write a reply.

        No, I meant incline bench.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He meant recline bench.
        It's for low-intensity sessions.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >do cleans
    >still dirty

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoke carries
    >Felt like an ass

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sled pulls
    >Just in time for Christmas

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >squat ass to grass
    >floor is concrete

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >decline bench
    >turn 360 degrees and walk away

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >chest flies
    >rest of bodies stays on ground

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sissy squats
    >lurking in the gym lockers until 3AM and still no homeless bussy in sight

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doing suicides

    No cares to check on me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't do it anon

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >farmers carry
    >he's resisting

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do I include the weight of the bench for bench presses or just the weight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bench weights can vary, so it's best to bring your own scale and weigh the bench beforehand.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >start squatting
    >staff calls police and throws out my sleeping gear

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >'cross trainer'
    >it didn't seem annoyed

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >power cleans
    >asked if I want a job

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Deadlifts
    >Kicked out of the morgue once again

    ffs I just want gains

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why people do sumo. Then the morticians will see that you're just helping them move the heavier bodies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sumo deadlift
        >Break my back under the 250kg of flabbery mass I'm trying to lift

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lying ham curls
    >charged with perjury
    bros..?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A great thread. Thanks OP

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > dumbell flys
    > they don't 🙁

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dumbbells
    >how stupid can they be really

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hammer curls
    >arrested for assaulting Paul Pelosi

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bench presses
    >Gets yelled at cuz "I can't do push ups on the bench"

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shoulder press
    >she keeps resisting

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