>free weights
>arrested for “stealing” if I take them home
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>arrested for “stealing” if I take them home
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I am honestly considering stealing some from my gym. I always carry a backpack with myself and I could try to sneak some in there. Should I try it?
Fuark kek
No you dumb gypsy I need them
Lmao fuark
Kek
Cheeky kek
I wish I had done this to my shitty cheap israeli gym.In 10 years they will still have the same broken dumbbells and cables
People have been stealing shit from our gym, it's so funny
>bites the hand that feeds him
>Hindu squats
>But I'm Roman Catholic
>skull crushers
>hitting head is poor form
You had better have children if you're making jokes like this
>Use Smith machine all the time
>It never calls me "Mr.Anderson"
>dumbbells but where are the smartbells?
>squat at the gym
>arrested for trespassing
>claimed squatter rights
>Split squats
>No bananas anywhere
>deadlifted
>arrested for gravedigging
>labelled necrophiliac
You buttholes said deadlifting is at the core of getting jacked, now I’m facing serious charges.
now your bussy will get jacked by some bbc on the reg
mutt's law
>personnel trainer
>no trains involved
>power cleans
>floor is still dirty
>romanian deadlift
>arrested for theft
>use Leg extension machine every day for 6 months
>Still a manlet
>Romanian chairs
>no Romanian girl with long breasts on the chairs
>kroc rows
>jailed for no exotic pet license
>went trans in prison
>Chin ups
>Still depressed
>doing toe touches in the gym
>got put on the sex offender registry
>dumbbell pullover
>get a ticket for bad form
>Calf raises
>Can't even keep a goldfish alive
>pull-ups
>still wear diapers
>deadlifts
>still alive
I actually did this (and got stabbed)
I did it again to some random coconut gangbangers threatening to shoot me out of nowhere and they seethed to hell because they were full of shit about even having a gun
>I did it again
wtf?
Also, did you have to have surgery or anything? Is your body ok now or were there lasting effects?
Anon, if I die it will not be cowering like a pussy or getting shot in the back.
And to answer your question, yeah, in and out of the hospital for about a year, a few infections, some ugly scars and a lot of lost gains.
>Anon, if I die it will not be cowering like a pussy or getting shot in the back.
Ok, I hear ya.
Anyway, I'm glad you made it through all that.
>rope extensions
How many meters am I supposed to make this damn thing?
>curls
>get an ambulance called on me
>good mornings
>its 9 o’clock at night
>chin up machine
>still sad
>biceps, triceps, quadriceps
>where are uniceps
>machine flies
>it's still on the ground
>barbells
>no liquor dispensed
>incline bench
>do it anyway
did you mean "decline bench?"
i thought he did too. but i inclined to write a reply.
No, I meant incline bench.
He meant recline bench.
It's for low-intensity sessions.
>do cleans
>still dirty
>Yoke carries
>Felt like an ass
>Sled pulls
>Just in time for Christmas
>squat ass to grass
>floor is concrete
>decline bench
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>chest flies
>rest of bodies stays on ground
>sissy squats
>lurking in the gym lockers until 3AM and still no homeless bussy in sight
Doing suicides
No cares to check on me
don't do it anon
>farmers carry
>he's resisting
Do I include the weight of the bench for bench presses or just the weight?
Bench weights can vary, so it's best to bring your own scale and weigh the bench beforehand.
>start squatting
>staff calls police and throws out my sleeping gear
>'cross trainer'
>it didn't seem annoyed
>power cleans
>asked if I want a job
>Deadlifts
>Kicked out of the morgue once again
ffs I just want gains
That's why people do sumo. Then the morticians will see that you're just helping them move the heavier bodies.
>Sumo deadlift
>Break my back under the 250kg of flabbery mass I'm trying to lift
>lying ham curls
>charged with perjury
bros..?
A great thread. Thanks OP
> dumbell flys
> they don't 🙁
>dumbbells
>how stupid can they be really
>hammer curls
>arrested for assaulting Paul Pelosi
>bench presses
>Gets yelled at cuz "I can't do push ups on the bench"
>shoulder press
>she keeps resisting