Gastonmode

4 dozen eggs (every morning to help you get large) is 3451 calories and 299.5 grams of protein per USDA data. Why don't you eat like Gaston?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too expensive

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating 5 dozen so you're roughly the size of a barge
    NGMI

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >admiring a fricking roid troony
    If the beast hadn't gotten to him first, this gay would have been found dead in a suana

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Roids
      >Mid 1700s France
      Cope egglet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        FYI there is *literally* no way a pre-Industrial Revolution hunter would be able to afford multiple dozens of eggs DAILY. In France at the time, chicken/egg operations were fairly decentralized, there were no organized egg hatcheries or anything. The expense of just acquiring 2-3 eggs would have been prohibitive, let alone dozens per day. It's absolute nonsense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he had his own chickens specifically for his personal use.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          First of all, Gaston's eggs all come from the chickens he personally and meticulously breeds for maximum production
          Second of all frick you

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Could they have been Black person eggs?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >unironically posting Rick and Morty gifs.
          This is an 18+ board. Time to log off little boy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here's the original post that you're trying to rip off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a disney cartoon involving magical talking furniture.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >posts Rick and Morty sub<80 IQ homosexualry
          >thinks household chickens were uncommon
          Go back troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      LMFAO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough to blow some air out of my nose

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because this stupid bird flu shit is making eggs way too expensive. A dozen used to be $1.50 here, now it’s almost $5. I could go Gaston mode a year ago, not anymore.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gaston packs (5 dozen) are $14. Can't do that every day.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The return of the 36 egg whites a day Black person.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's too hard. I can't eat more than 8 in a sitting and even that sucks to do.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    usually i do half a dozen eggs but its hard to eat anything else the rest of the day because its so filling

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when eggs were recommended as cheap protein
    God I hate liberals and israelites

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    more like 4 eggs. Frick the dozen

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do i have to simp for a chick into zoophilia too?

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