4 dozen eggs (every morning to help you get large) is 3451 calories and 299.5 grams of protein per USDA data. Why don't you eat like Gaston?
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Gastonmode
Too expensive
>not eating 5 dozen so you're roughly the size of a barge
NGMI
>admiring a fricking roid troony
If the beast hadn't gotten to him first, this gay would have been found dead in a suana
>Roids
>Mid 1700s France
Cope egglet
FYI there is *literally* no way a pre-Industrial Revolution hunter would be able to afford multiple dozens of eggs DAILY. In France at the time, chicken/egg operations were fairly decentralized, there were no organized egg hatcheries or anything. The expense of just acquiring 2-3 eggs would have been prohibitive, let alone dozens per day. It's absolute nonsense.
Maybe he had his own chickens specifically for his personal use.
First of all, Gaston's eggs all come from the chickens he personally and meticulously breeds for maximum production
Second of all frick you
Could they have been Black person eggs?
>unironically posting Rick and Morty gifs.
This is an 18+ board. Time to log off little boy.
Here's the original post that you're trying to rip off.
It's a disney cartoon involving magical talking furniture.
>posts Rick and Morty sub<80 IQ homosexualry
>thinks household chickens were uncommon
Go back troony
LMFAO
Funny enough to blow some air out of my nose
Because this stupid bird flu shit is making eggs way too expensive. A dozen used to be $1.50 here, now it’s almost $5. I could go Gaston mode a year ago, not anymore.
Gaston packs (5 dozen) are $14. Can't do that every day.
The return of the 36 egg whites a day Black person.
It's too hard. I can't eat more than 8 in a sitting and even that sucks to do.
usually i do half a dozen eggs but its hard to eat anything else the rest of the day because its so filling
Remember when eggs were recommended as cheap protein
God I hate liberals and israelites
more like 4 eggs. Frick the dozen
I do
do i have to simp for a chick into zoophilia too?