>get?

>get IST
>people continue to stare at me in public
it didn't work

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    continue to stare at me in public

    Maybe you're hot?
    Or you dress like a clown?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hot AND dress like a clown

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        STUPID SEXY CLOWNS!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm hot, dress like a clown AND have a PhD in quantum mechanics

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you...like tabletop games and seinen manga by any chance ?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel you. Hot, clown-dressing Ph.D.+MD here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goofymaxxing? Not a bad idea unless you're referring to dressing like a literal clown (although clown girls are based)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitty clothes defeat even the best aesthetic. Unless your face is hot enough to distract from your burlap onesie.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are staring for better reasons though
    Or you are being gangstalked. One or the other

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get fit
    >become known as the "fitness nut" at new job
    >pasty, softbodied coworkers make fun of me for having muscles
    >these guys all look like living söyjaks, have pear shaped bodies and pencil arms
    >on multiple occasions I've been called a narcissist for working out
    >"What's that anon? A protein shake?" (it's clearly a glass of water)
    >"Wow, you eat pizza? I though that stuff was too unhealthy for ya!"
    >this is at my pozzed tech workplace that regularly has mandatory "sensitivity training" about gender identity and body types
    >not going to bother reporting any of this shit to HR because I'm not a pussy and I'm also relatively new
    >cope by telling myself these guys are going to be dead long before I am

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you're being bullied anon, just know that they are jealous suicidal soi freaks and you will outlive them not because you're healthy but because they will kill themselves soon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        gayest picture on fit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... whose hand is that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why couldn't this be the aesthetic that most gay men strive for? Instead we have drag queen shit forced upon society.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You do realize normal gay men are not into drag shit, right? No matter how much trannies try to push it, normal gay men don't dress like women and go by female pronouns like drag queens do.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's even the point of getting married? Can't you just live with the person you love and that's it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn't you want to call the man you love husband? Why wouldn't you want to go through the ceremony and make your union legal?

                Not because you straight men have horrible miserable marriages that always end with the woman taking everything and the man commiting suicide it means gay marriages are bad too, we don't have to deal with women.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's even the point of getting married? Can't you just live with the person you love and that's it?

                Both of you are retarded. The reason for marriage is that certain rights are arbitrarily locked behind spousal titles. The government is fucking retarded for getting involved in this shit in the first place

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >normal
                >gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this might be true for older folks, but its definitley not true for younger ones, all of the people i knew from Childhood who turned out gay, are involved in the
                at weird shit, not a single normal one.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this might be true for older folks, but its definitley not true for younger ones, all of the people i knew from Childhood who turned out gay, are involved in the
                at weird shit, not a single normal one.

                A lot of gay male spaces have been eliminated and/or have been forced to accept trannies into them. They've all been feminised and masculinity is seen as bad (despite masculinity being what gay men literally find attractive). I've literally heard people say that someone can't be gay if they don't support trannies or have racial preferences in who they find attractive. Lesbians have had to endure this shit for longer than gay men

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's because two gay dudes existing together normally doesn't make our corporate overlords money.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                good you reap what you sow

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lesbians have had to endure this shit for longer than gay men

                Lmao are you fucking trolling? You seriously larping man hating dykes have to deal with any shit? Regular women harrass gay men and invade gay spaces, there isn't a single gay bar without women throwing themselves at gay men in them, and you claim dykes have it worse and had to deal with it for longer?

                Fuck you. So tired of your pathetic dyke worship, they literally wish you dead but you still put them in pedestals because of your fetish

                You're disgusting.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A lot of gay male spaces have been eliminated
                Now we just need to eliminate the gays themselves.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gay
                >normal
                Choose one.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish i was a fag

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why couldn't this be the aesthetic that most gay men strive for? Instead we have drag queen shit forced upon society.

              most gay men are normal. stop watching whatever ben shapiro or any other political trash your brainwashed ass watches. youve never even seen a chud or drag queen in real life yet claim that they are completely taking over society.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Marriage is supposed to provide stability for the children. Gays getting married does not make sense

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twinkie house

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              underrated post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        plz be in london ma'am

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and then one of those dudes gets dumped or cucked and they run to the nearest gym

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you're not going to hr with it, keep a list of who said what to you and when. When someone inevitably reports you for first degree toxic masculinity, you can counter with all the harassment you've endured. In the meantime, I'd start applying to other jobs. Worst case, you can use that to negotiate a raise.
      >inb4 implying your story actually happened

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In that case, report to HR for documentation, not action. Reporting afterwards as a defense will be looked at with skepticism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stare at them and smile with smug superiority. It'll drive them absolutely crazy.
      They know full well they're inadequate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Never improve!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/h6gukpB.jpg

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Original comic is stupid, but this is just a leftist-tier meme.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do so many strip-comic authors just devote their work to seething and coping and coming up to the dumbest takes?
        Do you think that they contemplate suicide whenever they compare their shit to something like Calvin & Hobbes?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            based, but can it beat this masterpiece?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the comic that broke IST

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              she drew dude hung

              Why couldn't this be the aesthetic that most gay men strive for? Instead we have drag queen shit forced upon society.

              this is completely turbo gayshit anon what are you talking about

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              reminder that not only is the irl husband this comic series is based on the sole earner in the household, he also cleans, takes care of the kids, and cooks dinner most nights. she literally does nothing but doodle all day but hates her husband for some reason

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but hates her husband for some reason
                Probably because he told her to lose some weight or didn't want to change their kid's diaper after a long day of work.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. She also teaches yoga a couple times a week.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I barely know anything about this, but I Love what it inspired.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/gZOHgIu.jpg

              I barely know anything about this, but I Love what it inspired.

              i love all the memes and variants derived from this

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy fuck . lost

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              she drew dude hung
              [...]
              this is completely turbo gayshit anon what are you talking about

              man’s cacked up

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              this thread was fucking gold

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                fruity bum bum

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lelelelelel

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              AND ANOTHER

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish i could track down the thread with all the OC that this unleashed kek

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron you can just use search image en tbharchive.org

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >grew up no dad

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Guys at work make a joke that I'm older coworkers son
              >Older coworker says he'd be proud to have me as his son
              Almost cried.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                king

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a wholesome team, I love it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                pretty wholesome for a work interaction

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same bro, same

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this one is one of the greatest strips of all time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are so many deviantart fags furry trannies? Why do gays suck dicks?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wow that guy looks strong and athletic! I bet he'd fuck the shit out of me!

        What the girl is really thinking.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never really understood this. Reading a book, listening to music, or drawing doesn't make you interesting, unless you actually do that as hobbies, if they are actually your interests. anyone can put on music and go on with their day, but not everyone sits down to listen to music like an autist and probably even play an instrument themselves. that is what makes you interesting. having it as an interest.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Allow me to explain this to you.
          1. Normies are monofunctional. They can't comprehend that you can both work out AND listen to music. It's either one or the other. So when they see you lift, they assume that this is the only thing you do.
          2. It's much easier to pick some random shit and call it a hobby than to get a hobby and actually get good at it, so you can actually become interesting. These people are lazy, of course they'll pick some bitch shit like "muh I listen to music" as a hobby and go with it. It's pretty much the easiest thing one could do and still claim to have a hobby. Some of these fags even use eating as a hobby.
          Do you really expect them to start saying that they're actually boring as shit and don't have any hobbies?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you really expect them to start saying that they're actually boring as shit and don't have any hobbies?
            kek true

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lol why sleep when I can make my own rule 34 drawings or read Harry Potter x Wednesday fan fiction?
        >sleep makes you boring!!!! #yawnsville

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until this dude learns about audiobooks and headphones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        As an amateur comic book artist, fuck that weak whinny gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's banter you fucking pussy.
      Laugh and poke fun at them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he described his work enviro anon, he'd get axed for bullying before he finished making his fat joke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Just stare at them and smile with smug superiority. It'll drive them absolutely crazy.
      They know full well they're inadequate.

      otherwise you could also lean into it, or act like you dont understand and answer them as if theyre insane
      >>"What's that anon? A protein shake?" (it's clearly a glass of water)
      >no actually its my super mega ultra steroids
      >>"What's that anon? A protein shake?" (it's clearly a glass of water)
      >stare at your glass for a few second
      >...no its water?
      >>"Wow, you eat pizza? I though that stuff was too unhealthy for ya!"
      >yeah im just experimenting with eating 15,000 calories this week haha
      >eat big get big amirite haha
      or even better
      >>"Wow, you eat pizza? I though that stuff was too unhealthy for ya!"
      >yeah thats a common misconception
      >turn 360 and walk away

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He should juat go full Piana on them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          UH OH BUSTED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or just ask them when was the last time they saw their toes. That tends to rustle obese jimmies quite well.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But then you're turning banter into actual insults, they will hate you for it. How about you invite them to the gym instead?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But then you're turning banter into actual insults
            1. No you're not, it's still banter. It's just a tad more aggressive.
            2. Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house. If they feel like it's ok to ridicule someone's lifestyle, then it's ok to ridicule theirs.
            >they will hate you for it
            They already hate you, hence the constant pestering (if the "banter" was well meaning, it would've stopped once they saw that anon wasn't into it). But they're afraid of confrontation, so they'd much rather go for passive aggressive shit than for open confrontation.
            Therefore, if you want them to stop, all you have to do is pull them out of their comfort zone just enough to get them to stfu. And you can do that by targeting their insecurities.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you turn 360 degress you're still facing the same way, idiot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you turn 360 degress you're still facing the same way, idiot
          Lurk more newfag

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Newfangled

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hes moonwalking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am obsessed with running, do 2-3 hours of cross training on off-day so burn fuck ton of calories. Always make sure to mog coworkers by having lots of goyslop like Cheetos at my desk.
      >he's like 10% bodyfat, how is he so lean... must be le genetic...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be fit
      >Bully girls in my class continuously bully guys, especially fat god-hearted guy that sits next to me
      >Bully girl looks at me and starts to say something but stops herself
      >Hear her whisper to her friend "I was going to talk shit to him, but then I saw the size of his arms"
      >One day tell her to stop fucking with fatty because it annoys to hear her talking during class
      >Become friends with fatty
      >Bully girls ignore us both for the rest of the year
      >I don't even have big arms, unironically they are barely bigger than average skinny boy arms

      Normies are too easy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking based, I'm always kind to people that get shit on for being fat (as long as they're trying to improve). It's alright to make fun of lardasses that aren't putting in any effort to change, but it pisses me off when people mock a man who's making good changes and effort.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't let that get to you,they're just coping by trying to get in your head.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have sex with one of their girlfriends or wives

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good old fashioned home wrekcing. Works 100% of the time, every time. Never get bullied again!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also work in tech. I got really into fitness during the pandemic and when we returned to the office all of my newly fat co-workers couldn't stop commenting about it.
      >2020, 1 month into covid
      >Get tired of ordering fast food every night and decide to get in shape
      >Lose 30lbs of fat and replace it with 25lbs of muscle over the next two years
      >Return to office, everyone is 30lbs heavier and looks 10years older
      >What's that you're having for lunch, chicken and broccoli again?
      >Going to the gym today?
      >Omg are you actually eat that chocolate! I can't believe it!
      >Yeah I want to go to that gym, but I just don't have the time!
      None of my co-workers have children or other hobbies that I know of. They eat fast food every single day for lunch and literally just go home and watch Netflix every night.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it possible to work in tech, where having an abstract logical mind is a requirement for success, and to totally neglect your body? Does the educated worker class really think that maintaining your physical wellbeing isn't important?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          People in tech are not as smart as you think they are.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an abstract logical mind is a requirement for success
          You vastly overestimate the average tech worker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Intellect in one is not intellect in all.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guys at the top are basically all fit. It's the code monkeys soon to be replaced with AI at the bottom that are slovenly.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >soon to be replaced with AI
            Only after they've been replaced by Indians as you guys have been claiming for the past 20 years. It just isn't happening because solving a code riddle via AI has nothing to do with the real world.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ChatGPT is already sometimes more useful than a pajeet because it understands english. In 5 years it won't even be a competition. The low level annoying stuff that is usually delegated out is just going to be done by AI while the senior engineers just delegate and patch some things up like how they usually do.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ChatGPT being added to your IDE will make things easier for the average developer but we're very far off from an ai actually understanding a complete business application and even parts of the business logic. I don't think it can even be done without turning programmers into novel writers which would be even slower than just programming.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you look at just openai, two or so years ago their model could only handle around 300 symbols worth of input, they released some more models that can do 1000, ChatGPT can do 2000 symbols and davinci/davinci-codex can do 4000 symbols.

                We are seeing constant doubling of contextual ability growing right now, which is what is needed to get the full picture for things.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The full picture includes the entire code base, knowledge of 3rd party library apis and the business logic (which is constantly being clarified in meetings). If an AI could handle that kind of complexity there would be no job left on this planet that couldn't be replaced anymore.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the knowledge of all the popular libraries and api's is already baked in through the training data.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not company proprietary ones.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That isn't most jobs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon yesterday I was just messing with it and asked it to write out a roblox lua script for a battle royale game and it put out totally usable code. If it knows about Roblox and fucking lua than it can code whatever.

                You can just ask for the linux commands to set up a angular or react or node js project and to fill it out with basic boilerplate and it can handle it great.

                It's also great at changing code of one language or library, into equivalent code in other languages with other libraries. For instance changing files from using one unit testing framework to another. That would previously be monkey coder work.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >asked it to write out a roblox lua script for a battle royale game and it put out totally usable code
                Yeah it wrote a fucking game script.
                >You can just ask for the linux commands to set up a angular or react or node js project and to fill it out with basic boilerplate and it can handle it great.
                I'm astonished.
                >That would previously be monkey coder work.
                Afaik something like that existed prior to ChatGPT being a thing.

                The tasks you're describing here don't even cut it for an internship.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Afaik something like that existed prior to ChatGPT being a thing.
                Yeah but ChatGPT isn't costing me anything.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once it'll be used professionally they will charge for that, don't worry.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Copilot is already profitable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The guys at the top are basically all fit
            This. Every competent person I've known in school and at work has been a fitness junkie. I'm sure it applies to more than just the tech world but it's been consistent in my experience there so far.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I eat when I'm stressed. That's how I temporarily got up to over 310 lbs before going back to sub-220lbs and hopefully soon sub-200 lbs.
          It has nothing to do with intelligence.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >actively continues to abuse body well past the point of being chubby
            >actively eats past being fat
            >becomes obese
            >I'M NOT STUPID IM JUST STRESSED
            kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >None of my co-workers have children or other hobbies that I know of
        Is it because they're all men (incels)? You do work in tech

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn dude thats crazy. what of your huge list of hobbies do you do with your children?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha man América is such a fucking joke right now, a parody of themselves at this point. How does it feel? Living in a perpetual south park episode? Dealing with shit like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat them to death in the parking lot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also work in tech. I got really into fitness during the pandemic and when we returned to the office all of my newly fat co-workers couldn't stop commenting about it.
      >2020, 1 month into covid
      >Get tired of ordering fast food every night and decide to get in shape
      >Lose 30lbs of fat and replace it with 25lbs of muscle over the next two years
      >Return to office, everyone is 30lbs heavier and looks 10years older
      >What's that you're having for lunch, chicken and broccoli again?
      >Going to the gym today?
      >Omg are you actually eat that chocolate! I can't believe it!
      >Yeah I want to go to that gym, but I just don't have the time!
      None of my co-workers have children or other hobbies that I know of. They eat fast food every single day for lunch and literally just go home and watch Netflix every night.

      How is it possible to work in tech, where having an abstract logical mind is a requirement for success, and to totally neglect your body? Does the educated worker class really think that maintaining your physical wellbeing isn't important?

      People in tech are not as smart as you think they are.

      >an abstract logical mind is a requirement for success
      You vastly overestimate the average tech worker.

      HEY EVERYONE I WORK IN TECH. DID I MENTION I WORK IN TECH? IM A SOFTWARE ENGINEER FOR A TECH COMPANY. I'M IN TECH. WHAT DO YOU DO? I'M IN TECH, I WORK AT A TECH COMPANY. YEAH, YOU COULD SAY I'M IN TECH BECAUSE I WORK IN TECH.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe you guys allow yourselves to get shit on by betas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting bullied by söys
      Just start making fun of them lmao. They look like gays, you have all the weapons needed to poke at their insecurities. Why you don't do it is mind boggling (probably because you're a pushover, but w/e).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except sois/bugmen operate in hive mentality so the second 1 is threatened they all will join in. Doesn't matter if you could kill 20 of them in Minecraft with just your hands, they perceive you as "inferior" so they will treat you as such. You can either go full social recluse autist which will fail when they inevitably convince themselves that their gossip is actually real and fuck you over or you can learn their game to the point you can use it against them
        >oh anon, i see you joined us for company pizza day. i thought pizza wasn't your thing >:*~~)
        >yeah normally i don't eat pizza that often. whenever i do, it just makes me feel really bad. like i can feel it's harder to walk up and down stairs after i have like 4 or 5 slices. every once in a while it's k but i can't do it regularly
        You have no idea how much that fucking normalfag morongay is going to internally seethe. Not just because he KNOWS what you said is true, but he can't tell other normies what you said because they would ultimately agree.

        Fuck spooks and fuck normals.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Except sois/bugmen operate in hive mentality so the second 1 is threatened they all will join in
          NTA but its way funnier to be an intentional asshole to them. Can't believe you would cower just because you're outnumbered. Standing against the odds is what men do

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You missed the point of my second greentext. Be the biggest gutter cunt you can, but play their own game. Sois (and normies in general) cannot deal with direct confrontation. White, black, asian, or whatever. Learn their social behaviors. Telling someone you don't want to play basketball (as a random example) because it is gay is far less effective and satisfying as it is to completely destroy them at basketball while making it seem like it's gay.

            >Standing against the odds is what men do
            Being a retard who YOLOs in with no plan is what morons do.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sois (and normies in general) cannot deal with direct confrontation
              That's exactly why you do it. I love it when I call people out on their shit and they just scurry away or get flustered trying to justify their stupid opinion. OP shouldn't care what they think, and the future interactions with them or lack thereof should be a blessing, not an issue.
              >Being a retard who YOLOs in with no plan is what morons do.
              Being direct IS the plan. Its not a long complicated plan, but its the plan. If you're not confident enough to deal with something directly, just say it. Oh wait you can't, because you're not confident. You just sound whiny the way you're insisting on dealing with it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I love it when I call people out on their shit and they just scurry away or get flustered trying to justify their stupid opinion
                However OP is not in that situation. Unless he is clearly a MAJOR valuable asset to the company, as in that he is BFFs with the boss, calling someone out on being a gay won't exactly work in his favor especially if it is a team structure and most gays feel they are "better".

                >You just sound whiny the way you're insisting on dealing with it.
                Where is it whiny? Whiny is hiding away from it and bitching on a Mongolian Basket Weaving forum. You sound like the type of dweeb who would drive a Prius n a construction site and get your panties in a knot when every person on the jobsite, even the Hispanics, busted your balls.
                >wull, my prius gets 45 mpg and your truck only gets 19. you feel smart now?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You call it for what it is, consequences be damned. If OP is a lame and can be easily replaced, that is exactly what he deserves anyway.
                >Where is it whiny?
                Oh uhhh well you know pizza doesn't make me feel good... Dude just tell them pizza is unhealthy and its probably why they have a donut roll for a midsection
                >You sound like the type of dweeb who would drive a Prius n a construction site and get your panties in a knot when every person on the jobsite, even the Hispanics, busted your balls.
                Literally the opposite lmao. Also I wish my truck got 19mpg

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >consequences be damned
                Sounds good on paper but in practice it doesn't work like this
                >and its probably why they have a donut roll for a midsection
                Once again, unless you know you're top dog G, which the anon I responded to says he isn't, then being like this won't net you any positives and will make the plebs plot against you.

                You sound like an edgy teen who just listened to Andrew Tate this past year. Post body with timestamp.
                >inb4 you cope and don't

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then being like this won't net you any positives and will make the plebs plot against you.
                OP should be asserting his dominance over them, and should be laughing at their feeble attempts to control him. They're cowards and won't do anything if you call them out on it.
                >You sound like an edgy teen who just listened to Andrew Tate this past year
                You're the only one mentioning tate lmao. You think he was the first person to say you shouldn't give a fuck? At least say goggins or jocko, that won't make you look like a newgay
                >Post body with timestamp.
                Why? Neither of our fitness levels should have anything to do with whether OP should assert himself. OP should always assert himself. If he's fit, he has even more reason to

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he coped
                Damn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tech nerds
      >ꜱoygoys
      >lardasses
      >probably bullied in highschool
      >now THEY try to bully YOU
      recognize the hilarity of the situation
      laugh at them for being retards

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. Muscular guys like anon probably trapped those losers into lockers back in high school and now they must passively shit on athletic looking guys in the workplace to cope. knowing how different things would be if them and that guy were still in high school,where there aren't as many legal implications to getting in a fight.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope theyre all 5 times vaxxed dude

      Godspeed to you for putting up with those absolute sub-humans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh vaccine
        Eventually mRNA technology will help make humans immortal except for you retards who fell for Russian disinfo to own da libz.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes the elite will absolutely allow normal everyday people to become immortal and not just keep it for themselves

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The government and companies have huge incentive in making people live forever because it means more taxes, more money and less spending on medical care.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >less spending on medical care.
              The oligarchs want more spending on medical care. They want your life itself to be subscription-based. Stop paying and you die. They've already gotten there with diabetics and anybody on dialysis.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not only that we would have infinite energy due to fusion innovation. humanity will colonize the solar system within this century

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Somewhere in between the 2050s and 2090s we will start mining the asteroid belt for resources.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why HRs exist bro, go there and make those fuckers work on something real for once, make it sad saying you work out to overcome some trauma or shit like that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"What's that anon? A protein shake?"
      You don't recognize water?
      >"Wow, you eat pizza? I though that stuff was too unhealthy for ya!"
      Once in a while. Too much feels like shit.

      I also work in tech. I got really into fitness during the pandemic and when we returned to the office all of my newly fat co-workers couldn't stop commenting about it.
      >2020, 1 month into covid
      >Get tired of ordering fast food every night and decide to get in shape
      >Lose 30lbs of fat and replace it with 25lbs of muscle over the next two years
      >Return to office, everyone is 30lbs heavier and looks 10years older
      >What's that you're having for lunch, chicken and broccoli again?
      >Going to the gym today?
      >Omg are you actually eat that chocolate! I can't believe it!
      >Yeah I want to go to that gym, but I just don't have the time!
      None of my co-workers have children or other hobbies that I know of. They eat fast food every single day for lunch and literally just go home and watch Netflix every night.

      >What's that you're having for lunch, chicken and broccoli again?
      Yes.
      >Going to the gym today?
      Yes.
      >Omg are you actually eat that chocolate! I can't believe it!
      Yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>"What's that anon? A protein shake?"
      >You wouldn't know about it
      Easy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"What's that anon? A protein shake?" (it's clearly a glass of water)
      Imagine not immediately retorting, "mmm... choccy milk" and downing the entire glass
      They're right for making fun of you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be anon's team leader
      >cozy tech job, living your best life
      >good sex, good entertainment, good food
      >getting a bit heavy but who doesn't
      >new colleague yay
      >kinda attractive, might stir some drama, watch for that
      >not very good with people
      >probably neurodivergent
      >looks at me smug while sipping his stupid shake
      >12-16, attempting banter
      >maybe he'll open up about his hobbies or something
      >gets offended instead, acts even more smug
      I don't know what to do with him, he's decent at individual tasks, but obviously not a team player, and the others already don't like him for acting superior over nothing

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro, they're mirin

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get meds, schizo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm puzzled at what kind of life you've lived so far where you think people looking at you is a crazy idea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you haven't noticed yet, these "take meds schizos" are literal scripted lines for JIDF members. They are actually instructed to post that at just about anything positive in anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly suffer from some form of paranoia.
        Not my fault you're fucked in the head.

        If you haven't noticed yet, these "take meds schizos" are literal scripted lines for JIDF members. They are actually instructed to post that at just about anything positive in anyway.

        You're retarded.
        Do the world a favour and die.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just be yourself and they'll stop

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried smiling back instead of glaring at them dolefully?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be fat autistic child
    >bullied a lot during school
    >develop extreme social anxiety
    >hate people looking at me, they're usually thinking mean thing
    >develop uncanny ability to notice when people are looking at me
    >ffw until university
    >finally decide to get my shit together, don't want to be a fat virgin all my life
    >get my shit together
    >turns out under all my fat I have strong bone structure
    >Am now tall in-shape handsome autist
    >actually get more people looking at me than before
    >cannot shake the mental conditioning that I think they're laughing at me inside
    My mind exists in a superposition between terribly narcissistic and crippling self hatred

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but I'd like to add
      >assume that girls giggling while looking at me means they're laughing at me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can relate anon, lost weight nad turns out I have good bone structure, but in my mind I'm still fat so I'm constantly checking every reflective surface around me to see if my face looks slim enough, car doors, glass windows, puddles
      also checked

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >was always skinny but not muscular,vascularity was lack lustre at best
    >get fit
    >jaw looks a bit sleek/leaner,probably due to a decrease in body fat percentage and test boost
    >get complimented by women in public,at supermarkets/restaurants so much it doesn't even register anymore
    >one girl at a restaurant even told me she's been admiring me for a while and decided she was going to say something today
    >still look in the mirror and see what looks like I just broke out of dyel mode even though I have abs now
    >will never be able to impress myself
    It's the journey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day you'll impress yourself, it could be moths, years, a decade or two but you'll look and be impressed someday.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it could be moths

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >start new office job a few years back
    >bunch of people my age
    >nobody lifts but me
    >they can see I'm shredded through my dress shirts and khakis
    >girls randomly tell me they started going to the gym and ask me for advice

    Were they flirting with me? I can never tell when they are just being friendly vs. actually interested.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      randomly tell me they started going to the gym and ask me for advice
      >Were they flirting with me?
      Yes

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat
    >people bully me because they are assholes and im a weird autist
    >become fit
    >people bully me because they are jelous assholes and im still a weird autist
    at least im lighter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bully them back, Jesus. People are going to keep fucking with you unless you set boundaries. How old are you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        32 i cant just beat them anon i wish i could, but they just talk shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So get in their faces and talk shit back. What are they gonna do, start a fight? We both know who's gonna win.
          They'll take their loss and stfu, that's what they'll do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gYYXDl4.jpg

      >Overweight coworker who is only a year older than me complaining that there's nothing you can do about getting fatter as you get older.

      I absolutely hate this crap so much. My aunt always likes to say shit like this to me,how all my muscles will just magically wither away once I turn 40.

      Not big enough yet.
      >140lb
      Called gay, seen as a weirdo. Probably was a bit weird.
      >180lb
      Treated as normal, couple compliments, mostly jokes like anons mentioned.
      >200lb
      Known as the fit guy, good compliments more often. Rare joke here and there
      >220lb
      Never have anybody make a joke towards me, known as the "big jacked dude", "scary". Lots of compliments, almost daily. I have to start alot more conversations because people are intimidated, but once you get on the right foot things go well. I did lifted natty from 140-180, then roided up from a cut 175 to 225. Just to be honest.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody without a deathwish fucks with a jacked guy who is roiding, especially if you're dyel

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Overweight coworker who is only a year older than me complaining that there's nothing you can do about getting fatter as you get older.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I absolutely hate this crap so much. My aunt always likes to say shit like this to me,how all my muscles will just magically wither away once I turn 40.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah i can relate man
      >*takes off jacket*
      >staying thin past a certain age just isnt possible
      >*casually flexes bicep*
      >i really am tired of these unrealistic body images
      >*pours coffee on himself so he has a excuse to take off his shirt revealing his greek god body*
      >aww man this really ruines my day now! Wanna grab a bite at McDonalds later?
      >*sits down at desk and then pulls out a comically large box of sweets from his bag*
      >well every now and then its okay to treat yourself dont you think?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it took me several years to realize that I get stared at by women in public because I'm really good looking, not for anything bad. I don't really see it, but I have had encounters throughout my life that can only point to me having a 9/10 face. it's also why guys in bars death stare me for no reason

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are people staring at you in the first place ? average people are invisible for normies, even fatties are normal these days.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons just letting you guys know that there are a bunch of rules that you weren’t taught as a child.
    For example you should never snap your head to a point of interest. You should follow a sort of curve with a slow start, a quick middle, and slowing down at the end.
    Also people tend to expect you to glance at that before immediately looking away because it tells them “oh he’s acknowledged my existence and he’ll take due consideration for the space I take up and try not to bump into me”. Looking straight ahead makes you look robotic.
    Finally, and most importantly, your face should have tiny fluctuations and your face should never rest in a neutral position for too long. Having a shallow affect really triggers people’s uncanny valley response.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >On work trip at dinner with coworkers
    >Decide in the middle of it meal I’m disgusted with myself and decide to change
    >Get up at 6am and go to the gym, sign up, and start going six days a week
    >Coworkers annoyed when I pass on dinner and drinks for the next several months
    >One coworker sees me improving and asks if she can join me
    >A year later we’re both in great shape
    >One coworker got so fat she had a stroke at 36
    >Another has gained weight and is now going into debt sports betting
    Just focus on yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      misery loves company, especially among colleagues, my coworkers think I'm on roids but I'm just a dyel who lost a bunch of weight lmao

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is a test.
    >Go back to your regularly scheduled gayry

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk around
    >someone is looking at me from my periphery
    >look at them
    >they quickly look away
    >i look away
    >notice them looking at me again
    >mfw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro you gay. No memes. You are actually gay.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get fit
    >nobody cares

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