>get on exercise bike. >browse hinge and reply back some girls. >get massive boner that won't go away

>get on exercise bike
>browse hinge and reply back some girls
>get massive boner that won't go away

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >split attention between exercise and something else
    might as well have stayed home fricktard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't pedal while looking ar your phone? How moronic are you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://books.google.ca/books?hl=en&lr=&id=LawREAAAQBAJ&oi=fnd&pg=PT52&dq=multitasking+bad&ots=-yr2-YSWAp&sig=7TMboIu8mx3d0I0Z-SwdOs-T4dU&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q=multitasking%20bad&f=false
        you can't either

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >check hinge
    >only liked by landwhales in their 30s and a 60yo granny

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dating apps
    so you're moronic?
    Is this a mental health thread?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >looking at pics of stacy inbetween sets
    >imagine I get a chance with her when I smash a PR
    Coomer maxing while lifting shouldn't be underestimated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit they have ZERO (0) ass. how were we oldgays ever attracted to that shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Chubby chaser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like Baboon asses.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't like female asses
          ok gay

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay anon, I'll give you and everyone else some advise.

    If you get an awkward boner, flex any muscle on your body for a full minute, as hard as you can. You don't HAVE to flex 100% 50% will be enough if you are being covert.
    This will take the amount of blood your penis may have access to. Therefore killing the boner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would think pedaling harder would help with blood flow to my thighs but it only makes my boner stronger.
      Also, I'm getting a lot of roses today from fatties so I must be on the standout page again today.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do ppl really use hinge now? It was shit like 5 years ago. But my little zoom zoom brother swears by it. Its still bellow tinder on my app store tho.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I banged the one and only chick I met off of Hinge a couple of moths ago. She showed up to my house drunk, we ate doordash and fricked for like 2 hrs. She came back a couple weeks later, but my gf got really mad after she found out so that was the end of that. She was a 2nd grade teacher.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She was a 2nd grade teacher.
      I hope her teaching improves

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men switching to Hinge all of a sudden? It's all weird girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I usually switch every few months between hinge and bumbl. Regardless of what app you still have to deal with the common denominator which is women. When I was using bumbl there were many times women I've already swipped on swipe later so they see they are a match and then they just let it expire. At least with hinge you don't deal with that of they match

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how does one go about making a dating profile when one has no pictures of themselves? Im not going to a professional photographer because that is a humiliation ritual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna work out for you bro. One selfie is fine but you need photos of you with friends or doing something that shows your personality. For me I have a photo of me playing hockey, and one with a group of us on the ice taking a team photo, one of me with my dog, etc. I'm thinking about getting my friend though to take photos of me because he's a photographer. Also frick around with the prompts until you get something that engages girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a tripod, so it looks like someone else took the pics. Also there was a guy a few years ago, who would sign up for stuff on meetup like trivia nights, so he could get group pics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brilliant idea.

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