>gf left for a few days to visit family. >gf has severe peanut allergy

>gf left for a few days to visit family
>gf has severe peanut allergy
>can't have peanut butter or anything that even MIGHT have peanut butter if I'm going to be around her
>know I have days to double triple clean wherever I eat my peanuts
>binge eat peanut butter and peanuts
>have peanut butter ice-cream
I haven't had a cheat day in awhile and it's been over a month since I've had peanut butter oh my God I love peanut butter so much bros

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almond is 10x better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just can't get into it honestly. I like almond milk but beyond that, meh.

      is this just a thinly-veiled coomer thread?
      >have gf
      >can't coom while she's around
      >she visits family for a few days
      >coom everywhere

      >thinly veiled

      https://i.imgur.com/WFTrfvD.gif

      I had ((normal)) peanut butter today after eating the version that comes in oil for the last few months and I nearly threw up from one spoonful. I dont know how I used to eat this shit like nothing.

      Based and actualfoodpilled
      I used to be the same but since I almost never get a chance to have peanut butter I just went for the cheap shit. Idk when I'll get another chance. When you've gone this long without even the heavily processed fake crap tastes good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and also 10x more expensive

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this just a thinly-veiled coomer thread?
    >have gf
    >can't coom while she's around
    >she visits family for a few days
    >coom everywhere

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had ((normal)) peanut butter today after eating the version that comes in oil for the last few months and I nearly threw up from one spoonful. I dont know how I used to eat this shit like nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. The taste of heavily processed peanut slop is revolting after getting used to natural PB.
      If the ingredients are anything other than peanuts and maybe some sea salt... NGMI.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/WFTrfvD.gif

        I had ((normal)) peanut butter today after eating the version that comes in oil for the last few months and I nearly threw up from one spoonful. I dont know how I used to eat this shit like nothing.

        The machine that grinds natural peanut butter at my grocery store has been broken for two weeks now. What's a good brand for fully natural peanut butter with just peanuts and salt?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you recommend me some of your favorite organic peanuts butter. Please, im sick of regular store bought

          You stupid gays you can literally grind peanuts in a blender. A moron did it in the 1800s and you are all bawwwing that you can’t find a fucking brand? I’ll fuck your gf for you too since you’re both so retarded.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are we really going to go there you fucking shit for brains? Who the fuck has time to grind peanuts for hours until they’re mushy and creamy. Go fuck yourself summer fag

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stupid weak fag. Bawww I need a brand stupid cuck.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck you gay. School almost coming up, start adjusting your sleep schedule bitch

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lil bitch so buttmad. Stick a tampon up your gay ass.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The roid chud is raging over peanut butter

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Can you recommend me a delicious brand?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No no, he's got a point. I just tried making my own to see what hes on about and its not bad. Only took a few minutes and didn't come out very smooth (probably due to cheap processor and also used almonds because no peanuts). I'll probably add some nutmeg, cinnamon, and coconut oil for flavor and texture next time but it's totally viable to skip the skippy for this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Found the nerd who is allergic to peanut butter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you recommend me some of your favorite organic peanuts butter. Please, im sick of regular store bought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had this exact realization last week.
      What the fuck was my problem as a kid? I could eat that skippy shit by the spoonful.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate your gf and I hope someone gives her a pb&j. You know how many times in school where we couldn't bring peanut related food to school events because some genetic failure had to be born with a fucking nut allergy. In ancient times "people" like your gf (probably a chud if we're being honest here) would have been thrown off of a cliff for the rats to enjoy. But not even a lowly rodent would touch the rotting corpse of a worthless organism with a peanut allergy. There is no being weaker than one who has le nut allergy and I view them lower than landwhales and lepers. If you were wise you'd never reproduce with this creature. To do so would be A) beastiality and B) result in her shite genes being passed down. Fuck you and your genetically retarded gf too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt read this but i approve of the bestiality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll admit it did piss me off as a kid but calm down bro. The love of peanut butter is well worth the patience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some genetic failure had to be born with a fucking nut allergy
      I read that people aren't born with a peanut allergy but develop one due to a lack of exposure as a child. It may not be her fault, but just bad parenting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. I wonder if that's true. I do recall her telling me she wasn't deathly allergic as a child.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peanut Allergic morons btfo'd

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To my fellow Americans.
    What I am about to tell you will freak you out.
    Non-Americans were NOT raised eating peanut butter sandwiches.
    In fact, many of them have NEVER eaten peanut butter!!!
    I know it is fucking INSANE but true!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Non-Americans were NOT raised eating peanut butter sandwiches.
      Americans weren't raised eating them either. Who the fuck eats just peanut butter on a sandwich? Sounds like dry European trash. We eat PB&Js here.

      >have Finnish exchange student gf
      >make a pb&j in front of her
      >Her: "What are you doing!?
      >Me: "What?"
      >Her: "You can't put TWO bad things on a sandwich!
      >Me:"...*blink*"
      >host parent explains the American classic that is pb&j while she stares in disbelief

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women always have fucked up shit that they have to dump on their boyfriends? My girlfriend doesn't like onions and so that means I never get to eat onions. Women are always a burden to their man in some way. Every single time and in some way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair she'll literally die if I eat peanuts around her lmao
      She tries to get me not to eat liver or other organ meat but I don't listen since she doesn't have a valid reason besides breath bad and she thinks it's gross

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ill give your girl some nut if you know what i mean

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon posted in another thread that they dip peanut butter pretzels in strawberry jam and eat that, haven’t tried it yet but it sounds delicious.

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