In exchange, she'll lose weight.
Where do I start? I'm skinny fat now.
>Your GF sounds like a bitch anon. Especially for asking you to look like another man
She probably just shit-tested him and he took it literally because he's autistic
If she shit tests you she's manipulative and not worth if you're an honest lad in your relationship, hate to see frens getting bad treatment from roasties just because they have an autistic brain and good intentions
Anon...that's not how every person has relationships. That's how bitter people have relationships. Most people talk/date until they know. Maybe they'll do some research, maybe not, but it is strictly toxic individuals that "shit test" their spouse rather than just focusing on being the best version of themselves and having their spouse follow suit due to the example that was set. If she loved you she'd do that. (But again, Toxicity/Bitterness works if both parties are equally bitter)
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A shit test just means setting up some obstacle or scenario to see how your partner handles it. Not sure what that has to do with being bitter.
4 weeks ago
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Ah I apologize, english isn't my first language. I thought it meant setting them up for failure to see if they do ok with it or giving them a question that can only be answered poorly
4 weeks ago
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>I thought it meant setting them up for failure to see if they do ok with it or giving them a question that can only be answered poorly
You described the same you thing you just ascribed a negative connotation to it because you assume it's impossible to pass because presumably you don't know how to.
4 weeks ago
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If you’re getting shit tested by your woman you’re a cuck lmfao.
Been in a relationship 4 years and have never dealt with that garbage
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I only date girls uglier than me so I shit test them
4 weeks ago
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This. A man who is respected won't be shit tested by his spouse.
>I thought it meant setting them up for failure to see if they do ok with it or giving them a question that can only be answered poorly
You described the same you thing you just ascribed a negative connotation to it because you assume it's impossible to pass because presumably you don't know how to.
>You described the same you thing you
Are you ok anon?
4 weeks ago
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>You described the same you thing, you just ascribed a negative connotation to it because you assume it's impossible to pass because presumably you don't know how to.
There's your comma ESLfag it wasn't that hard to understand
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oh and there was a you I forgot to delete after same, still shouldn't have been that hard for you
4 weeks ago
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oh and there was a you I forgot to delete after same, still shouldn't have been that hard for you
As previously stated English isn't my first language, and without the commas it gets really confusing in translation haha. If we don't use proper english/grammar we're no better than the trannies rewriting the definition of woman/racism. My go-to when I am shit tested by a woman is to leave her because she is wasting my time, any other response to a female acting out of line in such a disrespectful manner means you believe yourself to be worth that treatment. Respect must be taken if you wish it. Women treating you like that your whole life doesn't mean every person is like that in relationships, it means you soured it before it got there, she was a shitty mate, or you both are just the same kind of person (in which case; again, go for it. It would then be just fine)
4 weeks ago
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Only ugly dudes get shit tested by women
4 weeks ago
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That would explain why it hasn't happened to me yet and why it's happening to OP, since OP is always an ugly gay
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Now that’s some grade A bullshit right there
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>being bad at English is tantamount to chudism
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Using definitions and grammar improperly just to suit your needs at the time is, yes.
Been with mine for almost 18 years and I don’t think we’ve ever “shit test” eachother but it was also probably before the stupid fuck hive mind internet came up with that dumb forced bullshit
That just means you're both weirdly fixated on the other persons body instead of what you're bringing to the table. (sorry im a marriage counsellor and I can't stop my aspie self from commenting on stuff like this) If it works for you it works though.
>That just means you're both weirdly fixated on the other persons body instead of what you're bringing to the table
Your body is something you bring to the table
Your body is, not hers yes. You could have perfected your body and she'd have felt guilty in not doing so and done her side of it anyways. Instead you've fired the shot and now it can't be unfired so you have to reel back in and figure out how to not be seen as a man who can't keep his side of things (Which means you're now obligated to achieve that physique or she will see it as a sign of weakness subconsciously)
>In exchange, she'll lose weight
Lmao; she won't. She will start making up excuses as to why she can't lose weight and will get mad or "sad" if you question her dedication to the deal she proposed. She will also start treating you coldly if you don't go the gym and don't achieve the body she wants. It's over. Hit the gym, get big, hate fuck her and dump her. Simple as
This. Unless you'd like to try and salvage the relationship depending how long you've been in it, in which case sit her down and be entirely objective about it in a way that makes her reflect on herself as a judgmental person with a wandering eye so she realizes she sucks
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both of you should sign up for the gym. if you do and she doesnt, she will balloon up while you work out and she will make excuses to not lose the weight, as the other anons say. anyways, if she said you should get stronger you should dump her anyways because shes an stupid demanding bitch
Anon, it’s a trap. She’s going to leave you fat and single while she gets stuffed like a turkey after losing weight. This happened to my classmate. Get ripped not fat
Easy, just lift hard and a eat a bunch
Do nothing in between lifting but browsing fit and playing vidya and eating meat and veggies and other proteins.
Also stick to water and avoid all sugar. Easy as
Major red flag. Does she also open her legs "in exchange" for you doing chores or favours? You should start by dumping her pathetic ass and going to the gym by yourself. Give it 6 months to a year and you'll be happier than ever while she's probably going to be even fatter and griping about how it's your fault.
Had this same shit happen to me before; wanted to get in shape, ex-gf and I were both overweight. Fast forward a year and I'm down 50 lbs getting compliments everywhere I go, and she winds up crying looking at her initial "before" pictures because she looks the exact same a year later.
If her only motivation to lose weight is you and vice versa, you are both doomed to fail.
>"hi IST, what muscles should i hit to get this physique my gf likes?" >flood of autists telling me my relationship is already over >the actual advice in thread: "just get fat"
weird dogshit board. no wonder it's dead
...imma go work chest, traps, and rear delts. you guys have fun
every single one of the "how do I look like x?" questions is worthless and retarded. If you don't have the same height and build and masculine face as Momoa you'll just end up looking like an autistic fatass, even if you imitate his diet and routine perfectly
She's got a long torso with nice torpedo tits and a little pouch. Her upper arms are disproportionately big. Her cardio is fucking doggggshit. I'm very happy with her body. I'm mostly just curious what she'd look like.
I'm a little skinny fat. Not completely dyel. I was trying to dirty bulk but ate too shit and overtrained so I got exercise induced arrhythmia and stopped going to gym a month ago. I have been doing cardio + calisthenics + kettlebell shit at home these past couple of weeks.
My heart seems to be okay now and I'm ready to get back in gym.
Maybe start by lifting. But if your gf is openly judging your body it’s over brah.
True gf supports your body goals. She doesn’t create them.
What this anon said
Your GF sounds like a bitch anon. Especially for asking you to look like another man
>Your GF sounds like a bitch anon. Especially for asking you to look like another man
She probably just shit-tested him and he took it literally because he's autistic
If she shit tests you she's manipulative and not worth if you're an honest lad in your relationship, hate to see frens getting bad treatment from roasties just because they have an autistic brain and good intentions
Every person shit tests the other in a relationship it's how you figure out if they marriageable
Anon...that's not how every person has relationships. That's how bitter people have relationships. Most people talk/date until they know. Maybe they'll do some research, maybe not, but it is strictly toxic individuals that "shit test" their spouse rather than just focusing on being the best version of themselves and having their spouse follow suit due to the example that was set. If she loved you she'd do that. (But again, Toxicity/Bitterness works if both parties are equally bitter)
A shit test just means setting up some obstacle or scenario to see how your partner handles it. Not sure what that has to do with being bitter.
Ah I apologize, english isn't my first language. I thought it meant setting them up for failure to see if they do ok with it or giving them a question that can only be answered poorly
>I thought it meant setting them up for failure to see if they do ok with it or giving them a question that can only be answered poorly
You described the same you thing you just ascribed a negative connotation to it because you assume it's impossible to pass because presumably you don't know how to.
If you’re getting shit tested by your woman you’re a cuck lmfao.
Been in a relationship 4 years and have never dealt with that garbage
I only date girls uglier than me so I shit test them
This. A man who is respected won't be shit tested by his spouse.
>You described the same you thing you
Are you ok anon?
>You described the same you thing, you just ascribed a negative connotation to it because you assume it's impossible to pass because presumably you don't know how to.
There's your comma ESLfag it wasn't that hard to understand
oh and there was a you I forgot to delete after same, still shouldn't have been that hard for you
As previously stated English isn't my first language, and without the commas it gets really confusing in translation haha. If we don't use proper english/grammar we're no better than the trannies rewriting the definition of woman/racism. My go-to when I am shit tested by a woman is to leave her because she is wasting my time, any other response to a female acting out of line in such a disrespectful manner means you believe yourself to be worth that treatment. Respect must be taken if you wish it. Women treating you like that your whole life doesn't mean every person is like that in relationships, it means you soured it before it got there, she was a shitty mate, or you both are just the same kind of person (in which case; again, go for it. It would then be just fine)
Only ugly dudes get shit tested by women
That would explain why it hasn't happened to me yet and why it's happening to OP, since OP is always an ugly gay
Now that’s some grade A bullshit right there
>being bad at English is tantamount to chudism
Using definitions and grammar improperly just to suit your needs at the time is, yes.
Been with mine for almost 18 years and I don’t think we’ve ever “shit test” eachother but it was also probably before the stupid fuck hive mind internet came up with that dumb forced bullshit
In fairness I started it by negging her
That just means you're both weirdly fixated on the other persons body instead of what you're bringing to the table. (sorry im a marriage counsellor and I can't stop my aspie self from commenting on stuff like this) If it works for you it works though.
>That just means you're both weirdly fixated on the other persons body instead of what you're bringing to the table
Your body is something you bring to the table
Your body is, not hers yes. You could have perfected your body and she'd have felt guilty in not doing so and done her side of it anyways. Instead you've fired the shot and now it can't be unfired so you have to reel back in and figure out how to not be seen as a man who can't keep his side of things (Which means you're now obligated to achieve that physique or she will see it as a sign of weakness subconsciously)
>she'd have felt guilty in not doing so and done her side of it anyways
lol that’s not how women work
>sorry im a marriage counsellor
Weren't there any real jobs left?
Yeah but none of them paid 200k plus in salary just to listen to idiots who can't into interpersonal relationships
At least you're self aware that your job is a sham.
You guys sound perfect together, don't break up so you both pollute the dating pool again. Retards.
Sounds like fatty cope. Your gf is either a feeder/enabler or she's getting her back blown by your neighbor.
>In exchange, she'll lose weight
Lmao; she won't. She will start making up excuses as to why she can't lose weight and will get mad or "sad" if you question her dedication to the deal she proposed. She will also start treating you coldly if you don't go the gym and don't achieve the body she wants. It's over. Hit the gym, get big, hate fuck her and dump her. Simple as
This. Unless you'd like to try and salvage the relationship depending how long you've been in it, in which case sit her down and be entirely objective about it in a way that makes her reflect on herself as a judgmental person with a wandering eye so she realizes she sucks
If you are skinnyfat then you already have that body
Just become fat-fat
Sam?
Lift for 5 years natty or roid
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both of you should sign up for the gym. if you do and she doesnt, she will balloon up while you work out and she will make excuses to not lose the weight, as the other anons say. anyways, if she said you should get stronger you should dump her anyways because shes an stupid demanding bitch
Lift weights on a slight surplus
Anon, it’s a trap. She’s going to leave you fat and single while she gets stuffed like a turkey after losing weight. This happened to my classmate. Get ripped not fat
She wants to get fucked by momoa it's not about his body
It's over she's a hoe sorry man
She wants you to kidnap jason ? So she can lose weight? Sounds like she wants to fuck jason anon.
Start from the tattoo
Easy, just lift hard and a eat a bunch
Do nothing in between lifting but browsing fit and playing vidya and eating meat and veggies and other proteins.
Also stick to water and avoid all sugar. Easy as
>fin the guy
>kill him
>bring the body home
>"honey, i got a surprize!"
>"you better lose sum weight honeybunny"
>gf wants me to become not like me
>in exchange, she'll become not like her
Your relationship is doomed to fail imminently, sorry friendo.
Wouldn't doubt she's cheated already but OP is into that
thats gay asf
Cheat on her
Lift a 10kg barbell 500 times a day and go on the chicken, mash and cabbage diet.
>in exchange
Major red flag. Does she also open her legs "in exchange" for you doing chores or favours? You should start by dumping her pathetic ass and going to the gym by yourself. Give it 6 months to a year and you'll be happier than ever while she's probably going to be even fatter and griping about how it's your fault.
Had this same shit happen to me before; wanted to get in shape, ex-gf and I were both overweight. Fast forward a year and I'm down 50 lbs getting compliments everywhere I go, and she winds up crying looking at her initial "before" pictures because she looks the exact same a year later.
If her only motivation to lose weight is you and vice versa, you are both doomed to fail.
>"hi IST, what muscles should i hit to get this physique my gf likes?"
>flood of autists telling me my relationship is already over
>the actual advice in thread: "just get fat"
weird dogshit board. no wonder it's dead
...imma go work chest, traps, and rear delts. you guys have fun
every single one of the "how do I look like x?" questions is worthless and retarded. If you don't have the same height and build and masculine face as Momoa you'll just end up looking like an autistic fatass, even if you imitate his diet and routine perfectly
>what is her current body
>what is your current body
We can't actually help without knowing these things.
She's got a long torso with nice torpedo tits and a little pouch. Her upper arms are disproportionately big. Her cardio is fucking doggggshit. I'm very happy with her body. I'm mostly just curious what she'd look like.
I'm a little skinny fat. Not completely dyel. I was trying to dirty bulk but ate too shit and overtrained so I got exercise induced arrhythmia and stopped going to gym a month ago. I have been doing cardio + calisthenics + kettlebell shit at home these past couple of weeks.
My heart seems to be okay now and I'm ready to get back in gym.
ah yes that's the "dad bod" women think men can achieve simply by eating pizza and drinking beer.
Tbf that’s what quite a few dads looked like back in the day only hairier and with a belly.
No, your girlfriend wants you to be Jason Momoa. 6'4 Chad actor. Nothing to do with the body.