Girlfriend cooking memes

I can cook ok but i dont enjoy it and want to try and min max my life. Ideally I'd make a batch of something that would do 3 meals. My gf randomly decides to cook some fancy stuff which takes hours, Means i have to go out and buy spastic ingredients like cardamom pods which will sit and clog up the cupboards for a year until it gets thrown out, and uses shit loads of dishes that get used up all for 1 meal!
Fuck its annoying as shit. Doesnt even taste as good as my slow cooked chilli. Picrel isnt mine
End rant

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i hate cooking
    >my gf loves cooking
    >this dichotomy is very annoying to me so I made this inane post on IST.org/fit/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice reading comprehension bro

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did I get wrong?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my gf loves to cook for me
    >therefore, I am angry
    Kys cunt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, in every single relationship I have, as soon as the girl finds out that I can cook and that I actually like to cook, she never does shit.
      I'd love a gf that actually pulls her weight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't give orders to your gf
        >complain your gf doesn't do anything

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've tried anon. It's weird, if I'm giving orders to them in the bedroom then they're excited to do it. Outside of the bedroom though, then there's always something else they have to do.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel. My current gf cooks for shit. I do most of cooking and told her to cook for me sometime but she doesnt. She doesnt clean either. I have to deal with her one more year and end it. Shes a dead starfish too claiming shes inflexible and staminaless.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >claiming shes inflexible and staminaless
              Are you dating my ex?
              >I can't be on top because I get tired and it hurts my knees
              >No we can't do doggy for more than 15 minutes because my back hurts
              Glad she's out of my life.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              She needs correction.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              get her to help you with small tasks cleaning/in the kitchen then start working up to always doing it as a team or leaving her to it once she's started occasionally
              or start cooking/cleaning only for you
              as for the stamina thing - "practice makes perfect anonette" - get her to do a bit each time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao. No. She perfectly knows how to clean. Shes complained about her mom making her clean her previous apartment every week so she has expert cleaning experience. I’ve already asked kindly countless times to help clean with me and to do very easy cleaning. She doesn't even pick after herself anymore
                >leaves pad wrappers on bathroom sink
                >leaves bread sides on plate and leaves plate on table
                >doesnt completely flush the toilet thus toilet paper/some piss remains
                >leaves clothes on ground
                >”ok anon ill do the bathroom tehee”
                >proceeds to continue reading manga
                >I clean it after asking her when she will do it

                Just last night, she couldn’t bother unclogging a stopper, which she had bought to avoid clogging the tub, and shaved. The tub is full of pube and leg hair. Guess who’s going to have to clean it since she’s leaving for an internship?
                >Ask “Couldnt you have unclogged the stopper?”
                >”Sorry anon”

                Only reason she doesnt cook is because
                >I want your cooking
                And she complains about how theres no food to eat and shes a “picky eater”. She should already know how to cook and have recipes in mind. Her mom was a stay at home and dad is a butcher.
                >Ask what her family cooked for her when she spent a week at their place for vacation
                >”Pasta”
                >ask if she wants to eat pasta
                >”no anon”
                >”Then what do you want to eat?”
                >”IDK but im just hungry”
                >I proceed to cook what I’d want
                >”I dont like it”
                >”What is wrong with it?”
                >”Im just not in the mood for chicken rn”
                >mfw
                Its just extremely tiring doing everything when I’ve already asked for help and being criticized for trying.

                Ill give it, ingredients may not be top quality, but we live in a shitty location and have to make due for now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks anon, this reminded me to put up even less with my gf's shit
                I suggest you do the same, if it makes strategic sense

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Women. What it sounds like is she is testing you, trying to get away with anything she can. You need to put your foot down and tell her what to do if she doesn’t listen withdraw your attention, it’s that easy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just last night, she couldn’t bother unclogging a stopper, which she had bought to avoid clogging the tub, and shaved. The tub is full of pube and leg hair. Guess who’s going to have to clean it?

                Uh, her? Raise hell and make her do it. Don't be an enabler, retard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't be an enabler, retard.
                This. Fucking cucks all over this thread.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shittest and you're failing, hope you like getting cucked because she will be fucking other men in the near future.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I had to teach my ex how to cook. Should have dumped her then and there. She really didn't want to do it. As soon as she found a job she decided that she can just order pizza or fast food almost every day, she gained weight, started being more lazy, really fucking know-it-all, wanted me to stop going to the gym and although I tried really hard to fix shit up, she mostly decided that any kind of responsibility is sexist oppression. Got herself a landwhale with bright-dyed hair too. Every time I pointed out on her bad influence on my gf I just heard the fatphobia talk.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have to deal with her one more year
              What happens after one year?
              From what I've read from you it sounds to me like you should make a deal with her, she doesn't like to cook because she likesyour cooking, so it's only fair that she does the cleaning, so the tasks are distributed equally.
              Besides all this, you need to sit down with her and tell her this bothers you as you told us. Right now you're growing resentment towards her laziness, does she know this? Tell her what she's doing is no way to live with someone to subtle remind her she's heading towards a separation

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cooks like shit
              >doesn't even clean up after her mess

              by Allah she deserves nothing but la chancla

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cook and like to cook. My gf insists on cooking for us. She was a vegetarian for many years. I don't blame her, her family had shit for brains in regard to nutrition so she latched on to the first thing she found that was better. She's not anymore (you're welcome) but she's still hung up on stuff from before. If I make a french omelette and croissants for breakfast for example, she'll freak out about the butter in it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You tell her there's nothing wrong with butter?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best your girlfriend

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys bot

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care how many dishes your gf has to clean after she cooks?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so fucking teach her or learn yourself to min max nice meals?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how they are bro. Most only cook impractically, and avoid cooking that isn't fun to them/doesn't feel good. They also tend to want to make presentation meals they can post on Instagram.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'll do all the cooking if you clean, okay?
    >okay

    >she cooks a meal every other day whilst i do literally all the other housework

    who else fell for this meme? i want out of this raw deal. i want to tell ive already gone 30 years with her cooking, i can make it the rest of the way, but i dont want to hurt her and her cooking is quite good, actually

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP doesn't have a Hispanicerack with meme flavours
    >isnt Asafoetidapilled
    >isnt sumac pilled
    >doesn't have grains of paradise for gains of paradise
    NGMI, I Hispanice mog everyone in my friends group with my saffron rice and super well seared steak.
    >inb4 normies use salt and black pepper. Gains mcgee right here is using grains of paradise and Amethyst Bamboo salt with a goat milk herb butter dressing on the side

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Asafoetida
      Based
      All I eat is indian food

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw foodie gf who loves cooking and was raised Christian so she doesn't bitch about doing housework
    Hard to keep the weight off her though

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic power seeker
    >only eat for gains
    >train body to live off of whey, casein, coconut oil, eggs, and canned spinach at a slight calorie deficit
    >Eat like that for 7 months out of the year
    >for 5 months can eat whatever the fuck I want within reason for a bulk
    >gf makes me sweets…

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To every man complaining here: It's your fault, and you're not men.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gf is an admitted architect of sorts
    >she encourages me to lift, but she loves cooking for me and always encourages me to eat extra
    >meals are delicious and nutritious and with generous macros, but often calorie dense and in large portions
    >she wants me strong, chubby, and huge because she likes guys who can "pin her down" in bed
    >mfw she told me this
    I have a feeling this might backfire on me someday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does she want a big chubby guy or does she want someone who can pin her in bed, and she thinks a big chubby guy would be better there? Sounds like it's important to get that cleared up before your body transformation. I think a big lean guy would be able to pin her in bed and that's better for both of you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stay healthy bf%-wise, keep getting stronger

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can get her to cook by weight it'll save about 1/3 of the dishes. Instead of half a cup of flour you can just spoon 70 grams into the bowl that's already being used, wipe off the spoon, boom! No measuring cup to wash. This applies to lots of ingredients. For baking it's more accurate anyway.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uses shit loads of dishes
    Thats the one thing i can't stand is the fucking dishes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything I cook can be made in one pan or one pot. On special occasions I use both. Have had many people tell I made the best something or other they ever had. Fuck fancy dishes.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My gf randomly decides to cook some fancy stuff which takes hours, Means i
    cuck
    >have to go out and buy spastic ingredients like cardamom pods
    if she wants to fuck around with a hobby, she's the one who should be going out
    >which will sit and clog up the cupboards for a year until it gets thrown out, and uses shit loads of dishes that get used up all for 1 meal!
    start cooking too, do a simple-ass healthy stir fry, 4 servings in a decent pan (the deep fuckers) is trivial
    you clean up the dishes when you cook, she does when she do
    that way the incentives are appropriately aligned

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.single or in a relationship with an ugly immigrant

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither, and deflecting isn't going to help you uncuck yourself, op
        get therapy if it's some trauma shit, I assume you deserve better

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just sign up for hellofresh. Chicks love hellofresh. You won’t have to get groceries, and she’ll get to cook a giant variety of different dishes that she probably isn’t confident enough to make at her current skill level. Plus, you two can pick meals and make sure they are healthy.

    When i was single, i signed up for it once and cancelled after like a month. I hated it, found the customer service to be abysmal, and felt like it was imposing on my life (ex: “oh shit i have to go home cuz my hellofresh is at the door!”). But my gf signed up for it a couple months ago and it’s made her very happy, and it’s nice to have her cook for me. Yesterday she cooked chicken schnitzel and broccoli and roasted potato wedges for me. It was awesome. I just listened to cumtown for 45 mins and then bam, dinner.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao some bros here need to feed their girlfriend a nice släp or two.

    My wife cooks and I clean the dishes. She cleans the house and inmow the lawn and shovel snow. She sucks my dick and I make sure it's washed. Sometimes she tries to avoid it, but I just hold her and force my cock into her face.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Nothing turns a woman off more than a man doing housework. I bet she'd never avoid your cock if you stopped doing dishes.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Means i have to go out and buy spastic ingredients like cardamom pods which will sit and clog up the cupboards for a year until it gets thrown out
    dump that whore, she does nothing but drain resources.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for any single anons:
    women need to be taught what you want, and you need to be dominant in making them do it. reward them like dogs for good behavior. early in the relationship. in every aspect of life. it can be exhausting telling them how you like every single thing, and you have to really dig deep in yourself to analyze what it is you actually want in a woman. but if you don't, your partner will default to however they behaved as a child. and that's not a fun life.

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