>girlfriend is drunk with her friends and complaining I don’t frick her right, again.
What lifts should I practice to get better at sex?
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>girlfriend is drunk with her friends and complaining I don’t frick her right, again.
What lifts should I practice to get better at sex?
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Watch Owen Gray-sensei.
so you can be a gross bisexual in an open relationship with a femdom mistress and have self harm scars all over your body? that guys a goober and a literal homosexual. idc if he gets paid to be a stuntwiener.
Weighted hip thrusts.
What’s your problem? It’s not that hard to get a bawd off.
>been doing bodyweight hip thrusts this whole time
>Heaven Humps
>Barbell Bumps
>Thicc Thrusts
>Dickin Rust
You gotta bridge weight anon. Your ass will light on fire
being in a poly relationship solves this issue
True, I just got a handjob from My Mistress while being bitten by our Kitty, and her slave boy just got home from work so now he's making us food.
I'm also able to frick others if she wants me to.
Underrated post
Ghost her ass and get a new one. There is nothing for you back there.
This. Unless the states what the problem is you can't really do much or learn to be better at sex.
If you were a man you would do this. You won't
>gf wants to improve your sex life
>you should ghost her
Huh?
It's literally her or him. No way to tell, but I've been with women that I could make cum many times and my current GF tells me I do everything amazingly and I've been with women where I do the same thing and they don't feel anything, probably from dildoing themselves raw every night.
>'ve been with women that I could make cum many times and my current GF tells me I do everything amazingly
this i make so many women cum when i frick them i make so many women squirt because im so good at sex
Never had a squirter cope more though virgin
>dude seriously i make so many women cum so much and the only ones who never cum are probably ebcause they dildo themselves raw because of course i could never not amke any women cum so many times because i frick them so good
Another seething virgin I see
either this
or
>agree to shake up sex life
>tape her mouth
>tie her to bed
>strip her naked
>torture her with vibrator
>edging for hours
>frick her vigorously
>choke
>breath play
>turn her around
>frick her ass
>cum in ass
>leave her there for half an hour after cumming
girls love this shit
What around you doing wrong?
Before you answer keep in mind that if she's not giving you a specific reason and just being vague it's because she wants to or already is fricking other dudes.
Answer this op
But also this
learn to eat pussy properly and never get b***hed at again
Literally pussywhipped
Pussy eating removes the transactional element of sex and strips women of the only power they have over men.
Anybody who doesn't eat pussy on the daily has no idea what he's doing.
>Pussy eating removes the transactional element of sex and strips women of the only power they have over men.
Huh??
Eating pussy is hot and makes b***hes love you. You can literally do whatever you want after eating them out. I guarantee your sex is fricking trash mate.
I pounded my gfs ass while choking her after eating her out last night. Very comfy.
She is already fricking other guys.
smash her butthole into bits
Be born black playa
she wants to improve her sex life, not be poor and commit crime anon
>babe can we please get the you being a prostitute sorted? like its actually an issue for me
send her that and break up with her
you deserve better than some fricking thot who shitpost with her fricking friends and doesn't come to you and just tell you what she likes.
when i was 18 i had a girlfriend walk me through giving oral, it benefitted her, it benefitted me.
Every woman after greatly enjoyed it because of that.
If she isn't willing to communicate with YOU, she doesn't deserve you.
Literally bro be like a caveman. Unironically “rape” her, the next time you see her just start fricking her and ram her really hard in doggy style.
100% this. being primal as shit in bed has changed my life
don't be shy about anything when it comes to this
sit on her face, have her tongue your ass while your sack is on her chin, etc.
>sit on her face, have her tongue your ass while your sack is on her chin, etc.
She probably doesn't want to get smothered to death, just want better sex. His pump game probably weak or lil dicky. It isn't nuclear physics to find a reason.
girls actually love giving a cheeky lickeroo if the opportunity is there
>sit on edge of bed
>gf kneeling on floor sucking my dick
>get a bit curious
>roll backwards lifting my legs up a bit
>gf confused for a sec
>actually tongues my hairy ass while jerking me off
>wtf.jpg
Correct
Incorrect
OP just copy the most depraved porn you can find. It’s probably what she’s watching
>OP just copy the most depraved porn you can find.
>another relationshit homosexualry thread
You Black folk really need to get the frick off this website and go get a fricking social life. It's Saturday night. Holy frick.
I don't disagree but you're here too
You probably suck at sex. Basically porn ruined you and you didn't learn naturally with a girl you love and don't enjoy sex like you should because you were raised on porn for most your life instead of exploring it like you should have with a partner and you probably don't know how to eat pussy. You need to learn it in a natural way that's not just grabbing ass and pounding away. If you learned right you would be in tune and be completely in sync with her and you would have learned how to do it because you would have been told by her and been completely open to each other's pleasure .
You basically see her as a meat toy instead of making real sensual love with her cause ur a hedon who never really learned sex the natural way. You need to never watch porn for like a year and stop jerking off so much and find a girl you actually like instead of just a meat toy you try to pound like in the pornos
Anon is probably ruined by porn but you're definitely a homosexual with homosexual advice. women love being meat toys
You misunderstood what Im impying
What a homosexual. Shut your mouth, you have zero clue.
nice protuberance
What a fricking homosexual lmao even if she is the most adorable woman in the world and you love her so much you have to frick her as hard and dirty as possible you fricking fedora tiping incel goofy ass white knight.
Read the sex god method by daniel rose you can dl the pdf somewhere. Also the anon talking about going caveman is correct. Ignore the basedboy talking about sensual sex.
I’ve never even had sex believe it or not
You will make it but you have to push yourself out of your comfort zone
i actually found this out recently, and maybe it can help you. turns out you are actually supposed to put the penis INSIDE the vegana when you have sex. you dont just stab at them like a back alley crackhead.
is drunk with her friends
Run.
This man is likely married and knows the truth. All her friends have seen the last 3 weeks of texts and any of her favorite and least favorite pictures of you. If you have replied already then you’re fricked.
As far as sex goes, the important thing to remember is that she does not feel what you feel. It’s not just the filled sensation. The clitoris actually extends through the muscle and ends at the spongy point of the upper veganal wall. The come hither motion is your guide. Ultimately she is the only person who can tell you what feels good for her, just as you can are the only person who can tell her what feels good for you. However this can be a hard thing to describe even if she is comfortable talking about it. What you should be aiming to accomplish as the first goal is the “scoot” motion. This is the same motion that you make when you are dropping a fat load deep inside her and your pelvis presses into hers. Rather than thinking of sex as a series of in and out motions, think of it as a back and forth wave of pressure that the head of your wiener makes as it angles in and out using the middle of your dick as the fulcrum point rather than the base. Your hips are the anchor of this and should be guiding hers to match your rhythm. Takes a second to get your head around if all you have known is using your dick like a plunger in a clogged dennys shitter, but once you master the constant motion and articulation of pressure that the scooting wave motions make your girl will be hopping on your wiener dripping wet.
Plus learn to eat pussy. Seriously good jaw work out. Personal record is 2.5 hours and six orgasms. Couldn’t talk for a bit. As far as exercises to frick it’s mostly squats and crunches. Get good arms if your girl likes getting choked. Work on your spanking game.
Hoo boy I should not drink and type. Sorry for the typos. Also forgot to add eye contact during sex is important and a huge part of getting her there. Don’t stare at her like a psycho though. Work on giving her a look that lets her know you want to feel her body under you and make her have your babies. Let me know if I can answer any questions.
I just ended a relationship with my first and only gf of four years. We took each others virginities in college, not memeing. How the frick do i have sex with other women when all ive known is intimate sex with one girl?
Nah bro we need more context if this is real. Can you actually not pipe or is she fishing to frick someone else?
It’s time to end it. She has either cheated on you or is going to
She’s getting fricked over a table while sending you this just so you know, it probably turns her and her Bull on to watch her disrespect you like this while her womb gets splattered with some dudes sperm
It takes two mate. What is she prepared to do? Just walk, you could do better.
Read the book “Sex God Method” you can find PDFs online. It will transform your sex life. Sexual pleasure for women is hugely about technique, you’ll see when you read it. Changed my life.
You mean ex-gf, right?
Dive bombers and bunny hops, your cardio and thrusting strength is lacking.
Frick her doggystyle in your normal milquetoast weak jabbing way and when she isn’t expecting it get down and start licking that ass while rubbing her clit. Then go back to fricking her doggy style and drip a lot of lube from the bottle you surreptitiously grabbed and stick a fingertip in her ass. Start pounding her and make it two fingers. When she’s feeling good go in her ass and start gentle and hesitant but eventually get to where your pounding that o-ring ball’s deep in long strokes. Shoot some ropes deep in her turdcutter and keep in her ass until you’re soft or get hard again. If it’s the latter make her suck your dick.
It’s all about you bro. Who cares about this broad, frick her ass and piss on her while she’s giving you head in the shower. Treat her like a sexdoll.
I ask myself is the reason woman enjoy this because of centuries of rape? So subconsciously they learned that it‘s how it should be?
Actual advice even though this is a bait thread
If you haven't been talking about what you both like in bed from day one, your relationship is fricked.
Sex shouldn't be some 4D chess mindgame where you have to make blind guesses or seek advice online.
A girl that makes you guess instead of talking to you outright isn't worth the trouble.
As for lifts, rowing will train endurance on your core which will make the most difference.
Get botox ịnection for your dick
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What the frick keyboard do you have?
pretty sure we all just have a speck on our screens in the exact same spot. just scroll and it'll go away.
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Give her a prostate massage
It's on her to tell you what the actual problem is.
But it's on you to make her cum. What's the difficulty?
just hire a black bull to satisfy her sexual needs, it's that simple
>does it through text and not in person
it's unironically over
dump here before it's too late
Maybe this will sound crazy to guys but what girls consider good sex is not you thrusting into her like a madman. You need good foreplay, atmosphere, roleplay, light bdsm, etc. You need to get her dripping before you even put your dick inside.
Btw I’m like 5 inches long and I have shit cardio but I love tying up and choking them with a belt, doing roleplay like im a burglar and im sneaking in while she sleeps, tying her up and raping her etc. Stuff of that sort, they all say it’s the best sex they ever had and I had my exes ask to frick cause their new bfs are boring and are just hackhammering them.
Also fricking them in “public” places, if I’m with a girl in the mall we’re fricking in the women’s bathroom stall and the clothes changing stall. Just grab them by the hand and drag them in unexpectedly. They all love that shit. Also get the remote control pussy plug thing that vibrates and have her wear it when you go out, turn it up when she talks to people or when its gonna make her awkward.
>dicklet relying on toys
Just woke up:
> dreamt that I put a surgical scalpel into the hand of this blonde and told her to stab an old lady to death
>she starts stabbing the old woman who starts collapsing
> then I take my dick out and force it into her mouth while she keeps killing the old lady
>she sucks so goood while she is stabbing away
>didnt complain or object, just suck so good & stab well too
>almost came from this dream bj but not quite as I have list the ability to cum in my sleep it seems
Is this how most relationships should be?
How is your relationship with your mother?
It is very good. W-why you asking?
3 sets of drop that bawd
ITT: a bunch of people that have never learned to communicate and extrapolate ridiculous amount from a 15 word text message.
>Girlfriend asked her friends how often they frick their boyfriends
>They told her at least once a day
>She expects me to frick her every day now
Life is suffering
>tfw gf only wants sex once every few weeks
I wish I was you
She doesnt like you
Women talk so much about their sex life to each other its honestly blackpilling. Makes me think they are the hornier sex but i barely talk to about sex with my friends. If we do talk abouit sex it pretty vague while every single female in our friend circle knows your dick looks like in detail.
The weirdest thing is how detailed they get in their graphic exchanges, literally every friend of your girlfriend knows what your dick looks like and how you like having sex, it's insane.
My girlfriend won't give me a blowjob unless I cover my eyes, I'm not allowed to watch.
Is that weird
Ask her what she wants to failure.
But in reality, if she is completely insane like all women are, you need to figure that shit out quick with mind-pussy connection. Asking her to guide you through this will probably kill her mood and make her be open to find someone who can pet the pussy.
To give her credit, she is actually trying to start the conversation. Listen to her or bail, because, again, if you don't fix this quick, someone else will.